Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld

Subject: Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 06 May 04 - 05:51 PM

Rumsfeld, Rumsfeld, fly away home,
Iraq is on fire, your Prez is a dummy.
He should scuttle back under a stone,
And you are sounding like a skid row rummy.

More childish doggerel invited. Sign me Disgusted.

Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld
From: boldreynard
Date: 06 May 04 - 09:44 PM

I do not like thee, Don Rumsfeld,
The reasons are too long to tell;
Let's say I just don't wish you well.
I do not like thee, Don Rumsfeld.

Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 04 - 10:17 PM

Deedle Deedle Dumpling, My man Don
Went to war with his blinders on.
Bin Laden missing
Weapons gone
Deedle Deedle Dumpling My man Don.

Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld
From: dianavan
Date: 07 May 04 - 08:11 PM

Dummy Rummy sat on a wall
Dummy Rummy had a great fall
All the big secrets
And all the big grins
Tried to put Rummy
In charge once again.

Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld
From: GUEST,Rhymin' Rymer
Date: 07 May 04 - 08:28 PM

tweedledum & tweedledee
That is Bush & Rummie to me
Sugar Sugar Sugar Plums
Let's git rid of both the Bums
tweedle, tweedle, tweedledee

Combo (kinda) of song and rhyme from the "rhymin audytoryum".

Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld
From: Cuilionn
Date: 07 May 04 - 09:02 PM

RummyDum, RummyDum, whaur hae ye been?
Ah've sat afore Congress, pretendin Ah'm clean!
RummyDum, RummyDum, what did ye there?
Ah read frae ma script an pretendit Ah care.

Trot, trot tae I-raq,
Tae rule wi force & greed.
Trot, trot, fire awa:
Mair folk deid!

A tisket, a tasket,
Another flag-draped casket
We tried tae find their WMD,
But on the way, we lost it...


(Sorry, maun stop screevin the noo, as Ah've jist exceedit ma RDIS (Recommended Daily Intake/Infliction o Sarcasm) an need tae gae balance this oot wi sumpit mair life-affirmin an pleasant. Think Ah'll gae check on ma trays o flooer stairts, an hae a guid craic wi the wee green-growies!)

--Cuilionn

Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 07 May 04 - 09:14 PM

Or a good long walk in the woods. We had snow yesterday, so only a few "green-growies" floorering er- flowering, mostly dandelions.

Subject: RE: Nursery Rhymes for Rumsfeld
From: Mudlark
Date: 07 May 04 - 10:34 PM

Hickory Dickory Dock
Time is running out on the clock
Warmongers we shun,
Put ol' Don on the run
Or put him straight into the dock.