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Subject: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisted From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jun 04 - 01:11 AM This is a mellow tavern. One of soft lights, cool, smooth drinks, and no televisions or radios, so it is completely devoid of any outside news. It is a place to come away from your cares and concerns. To tune up and tune in with friends in a mellow blend of voices and instruments. The only rules are no political/war debates and no brawling. Back in ought three that's the way the whole thing started...now, we're putting some dusty roses in the vases, polishing up the mirrors and old, smooth-worn bar to offer another side of Mudcat...the one we've all been to before; the one that seems to get lost in the detritus of a ravaged world. Kinda like forgettin' to go to watch the sunset over the ocean or sit by a quiet running brook in the glade of a forest, or well, you know, darlin'...mellow-yellow, smoooooooth mooves, tender mercies strumming in a slow and haunting melody, THAT part of Mudcat! Nothing from the 3D world coming in 'cept fellow travellers ready for some Peace, Love, and Rest, yeah?! So here's to a smooth and tasty amaretto sour, a fresh, cool breeze, and the faint strains of soft, tender guitar strummin' fading up...aaaahhhh....won't you join me? (Same rules apply!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisted From: Alba Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:22 AM Oh the relief. Hello there Kat ma darlin. You have done a lovely job with this place as usual. You are the Host of all Hosts. To escape from the World of whatever and whatever (won't even say those the banned subjects words...sick of it all, need to get away from the repeating, drone) Ah yes. The Sun is coming in through the open window accompanied by a gentle Breeze. maybe it's time to get the Mandolin out and join the Guitar player. Have to move the sleeping cat though from the Sofa..just a bit over there ma dear as I like you to sit beside me still. There now...sigh...Bliss! This is one of my favorite places on the Mudcat. A respite indeed. The long months of friction melt away under the Roof of the Tavern. Ill sit a while in the hope that some Old Friends who haven't been around and who I miss so, pop in to say hello and maybe share some Music, laughter and Smoothies (Allan is the Smoothie King in my Book). The Clematis has grown so high and the it's Flowers are peeking in through the Back window. The Annuals in the Window Boxes are attracting the Humming Bird. Oh I needed this. ..... I know this tune. Margaret's Waltz. Now we're cooking:>) Talking about cooking...any quick snacks on the go perchance!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisted From: Leadfingers Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:46 AM As always I am a bit apprehensive wandering into a new session for the first time , so I find a seat in a corner and start unloading the various Calton cases (All white Fibre glass - WHAT a Poseur) then quietly get 'em all into Concert pitch . Margarets Waltz ? NIIICCE - A Bit of whistle I think , and THEN I will see what the beer is like in here . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisted From: Rapparee Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:18 AM Quietly. Budget hearings, service level reports, OBE, family problems, house stuff, traffic snarls, personnel issues, building repairs, bodily aches and faults, all flow away and out the drains installed to dispose of such things. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... A small single malt, please. Thank you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:38 PM Here ya go, Rapaire..one single malt and another charge to Bert's credit card. Wonder how he is these days...hope he stops by, it's been ages. That's a lovely tune, Albadarlin'...c'mon Leadfingers, a bit of a whistle and who cares wotcher made of, eh? **bg** Thanks to you, m'dears, my mind is free and relaxed..floating down the old mill stream, on a lazy, not-so-hazy summer day with my summer love...oh well, better stop with the titled cliches, eh?LOL Love that amaretto sour, anyone else like something or have a tune for us? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST, Passing Cloud Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:44 PM Not stopping ... just wanted to warn you the Rolling Stones just pulled up outside with an entourage of bikers. Bye. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Alba Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:18 PM Way Hey. Thanks for the head's up there Passing Cloud. Best go outside so the Bikes don't park on the soft lawn. Nothing for the Stands to go into! Ill direct them round the Back to the Tarmac. See Good Things come to Good People in Good Places!. As a Biker myself they must have got my message that the Tavern was open again..such a neat ride out to here. The Cliffs on one side and nothing but Fields on the other. Looking forward to a few old tunes with the Lads. Maybe later we can take Folks that feel the need for a breeze for a blast along the Coast Road?. Plenty Bikes and Riders by the sounds of it. Shame you can't stay for a while PC. The Tavern is never a place where the outside world can spoil...only enhance. The Stones coming in!!! Damn Keith Richards really does look like that way......Guess it must be nice for those Guys to go somewhere and be able to relax. Youve come to the right place! Jude |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:25 PM What do you do with all the vomit? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:52 PM They get non members to clean it up of course! You must be new not to know that. Dettol, Rubber Gloves, Bucket and Scraper, Cloth, Mop and a big Black Binbag. You get to keep the Rubber Gloves when your done. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:55 PM So you need to be a member? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 11 Jun 04 - 04:29 PM The bartender slides Guest 03:52 PM a nice glass of hard cider, with a Mickey Finn, gratis. Guest, anxiously looking around at the unusual mix of people and the preponderance of doors, throws the drink back quickly, looks a little sheepish, lays his head on the bar, and starts to snore. A couple of the regulars gather him up and move him off of the bar. He'll sleep it off and wake up much mellower, and no one will vomit on him over in that corner where the tree usually stands. Just nudge the cat off of the window seat, someone, please, while we move this fellow over out of harms way. . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST, not 03:52 PM Date: 11 Jun 04 - 04:37 PM Wow -- I thought THAT guest was a woman. You been in here a while, hey SRS? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 11 Jun 04 - 04:55 PM I visit regularly, and usually bring smoked salmon. There's not enough if all of those bikers come in--but it looks like they're having second thoughts. Too much clematis climbing on the building, a little too folksie, wayyyy to mellow? (They obviously haven't heard about christmas two years ago!) If MMario comes by he'll have to throw a couple of aurochs on the rotisserie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JenEllen Date: 11 Jun 04 - 05:34 PM Whew! Beautimous Barkeep-ette, put the kettle on, wouldja? Herding them Go-Go Hamsters is a thirsty business. They are oh-so proud of their new show "Go-Going Gone: A Rodent Retrospective" that they can't wait to shake a tail-nub for y'all. I realize there wasn't any mention of it at the Tonys this year (although I heard a rumor that Hugh Jackman was entertaining the crowd during commercial breaks by singing songs from it) but the hamsters are happy all the same. While they work the kinks out, I'm gonna take myself a sit-down over here in the bench by the bay window. I can peek through the clematis at the bikers this way! I don't think I have the strength to hold up my end of the bargain at the kissing booth this go-round, so when I get rested, I'll get a marker and change the sign to a "You Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine" surgery scar viewing booth. Vasectomies pay double, lobotomies ride for free. We can at least raise a few bucks to put on Bert's tab, eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:35 PM Well, this is what I had been missing. No evening off since sometime last week. thursday open mike is not optional. I managed to beg off being a church board officer but I still have managed to accept committment to a group with 7 different interpretations of spiritual growth. Maybe there are a few friendly shades here? Ah, I'll go get THAT one to show me why I can't find all the chords to "Sing a Rainbow." Barkeep, here is a bottle of cognac, one of Tia Maria, and a quart of heavy cream. Please pour in equal parts over crushed ice and keep 'em coming. I used to pull down pitchers to earn my way through senior year. er, 35 years ago. Do the taps still work the same? Plant swap out that side door on the patio -- the one with the vine-covered wooden thingie -- lessee, I've got artemisia, hostas, rooted cuttings from a pink rambler rose, LOTSA blackberry suckers if you wanna start a patch, here's a peony sucker (red), a couple lilac suckers ... who else has garden stuff to swap? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Susan A-R Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:56 PM On my way to the cabin for the weekend, seems like a good place to stop for a quick pint of the black, vile stuff, and to warm up the fiddle. Hmm, wonder how the cat and the hamsters are managing? Any tune requests from the furry guys? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,the cat chorus Date: 12 Jun 04 - 03:12 AM "The Cat Came Back, please" mew the kitties in unison. . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Jun 04 - 04:30 AM The cat indeed came back!! After an horrendous week of calling the animal hospital (when I wasn't in the human one myself), and making the decision to let the Amber cat go - quality of life and all that..... I'd broken the news to Limpit and we'd already picked out a replacement kitten.... Amber cat decided that she wasn't ready to go. She's back home, putting on weight, sleeping, eating, sleeping, washing, napping and doing all those things she used to do, with a new sparkle in her eye. Finally after 4 months and about £500 in vet bills, we've cracked this infection thing. No relapse after a week and she's looking more like her old self. Respite indeed. And last night, I was out shopping at a craft store when I bumped into a very dear friend who was at a loose end and we ended up having dinner and going for a very long walk around some lakes. It was a glorious evening, still, fresh and bright. We walked for a couple of miles (something I couldn't do 2 weeks ago!) along overgrown paths, never farther than 8ft from a lake or canal. We saw many heron, geese and goslings, swans and cygnets, 2 pairs of crested grebe, a jay, a pair of terns, bright blue dragonflies, reed warblers, robin, blue and coal tits, and a long tailed tit. But best of all was a flash of electric blue streaking across the lake, that was gone in a split second - only the second time I've ever seen a kingfisher - and all this within 20 mins driving of London! All it needed was a cool pint of beer in a pub garden to complete the evening. Unfortunately, I had to get home so I've come in here for the cool beer. I am soooo chilled out and relaxed that even the London Underground failing didn't annoy me. Having my Amber cat at home and happy, and that little flash of blue kingfisher is better than any antidepressant I've taken. Slide that cool beer down the counter and I'll prop my feet up on this unconscious GUEST.... All I want is a pussycat in my lap and some good listnin' and sippin' music..... Play on, McDuff! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: kendall Date: 12 Jun 04 - 02:24 PM SINSULL here in the corner. My computer died as did my furnace. The Notebook is out of commission thanks to SPRINT. And I turned my ankle. But life is good. With the Captain out of town, I have the use of his computer and even better his dog Seamus. So Seamus will have a Guinness. (Just don't tell Kendall) and I will have a nicely chilled Pinot Grigio. How about some some soothing music to help pass the time? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Amos Date: 12 Jun 04 - 02:27 PM Oh, great, Sins -- you haven't turned blonde on us have ya? I mean here you have the big secret from the Skipper, and you document on the Cat? Hmmmm? LOL!!!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Tinker Date: 12 Jun 04 - 04:13 PM Oh a room without boxes... I'm just going to stretch out my legs and forget about the guy who hasn't shown up yet to put down my kitchen floor. So what if my cabinets are in the garage. I've got plants to add to the swap and there's no pesky boarder folks to worry about pests and other such nonsense. No self respecting pest makes it through the tavern doors. I've got some sorbet peonies and a shell pink to share. oh and if anyone wants Tansy I've got lots to spare. Hosta, Shasta Daisy, Mallow, Iris. And I just put a big bunch of mint behind the bar for drinks. MAG I think I'll take some of the rose clippings for the godess garden. Now let me tune this guitar and find someone to follow.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 12 Jun 04 - 04:24 PM You're going to have to sing over the noise of the cats purring in the windowseat. Quite a cat-cophony. Those Shasta daisys look very nice--mine got so wet last week the flowers gave up. I have extra coreopsis if you'd like to step out and take a look at the pots in the back of the pickup. They're right beside the ice chest full of cold Negra Modelo beer. The bartender was out last time I asked, so I brought my own. Is MMario still knitting? Is he planning to come cook? I couldn't lift something like that auroch by myself even if I wanted, so he'll have to take care of the big stuff. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Jun 04 - 02:44 AM It's morning here now, in the Yook, but it's a glorious one... one that makes you want to spring out of bed and go and do something energetic... fresh, clean, blue and green.... shift that cat over and let me sit down with a cranberry juice, that desire to do something energetic will go away soon I hope! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 13 Jun 04 - 09:18 AM 6:00 in the am here in the u.s. pacific time -- what a beautiful morning, after a week of thunderstorms, which pretty much did in the cherry crop and damaged the wheat. I recite my mantra: You Have Plenty Of Time. yeah, if I play busy-every-second. I can't resist the Mudcat Tavern, tho chill, M.A. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MMario Date: 15 Jun 04 - 08:31 AM LOBSTER! got Lobsters going - and a big pit full of steamers. They should be done any second now... Just let me get the coffee IV hooked up (I'm thinking of having a permanent shunt installed) I have yellow water iris, Sedum Acre and Chinese PaperBark Maples to add to the plant swap. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Janie Date: 15 Jun 04 - 01:16 PM Where do you want me put the peacock fern? I left it out in the car until I know. Got something tall and cold with no alcohol in it that I could sip on over here in the corner while I listen to that soft guitar? Ummmmmm. Lobster. Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Jun 04 - 01:59 PM I saw some green tea in the fridge back there that would be marvelous over ice. I've been swapping seeds with neighbors and last night learned that one guy has a nice little pot of vitex started from a handful of seeds I gave him last fall. I'd love to have enough shade one of these days to plant some ferns. Is that what yours needs, Janie? Mmmmm, lobster! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Rapparee Date: 15 Jun 04 - 02:46 PM I have some old fashioned bleeding hearts, volunteer violas, and some in-your-face-red roses if anyone's interested. Another single malt, please. I have a Board meeing in three hours or so and need to be a mellow as possible. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 15 Jun 04 - 02:50 PM the bleeding hearts that are sortof a lavender colour - longer then wide, with a nice cut-leaf foliage? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Rapparee Date: 15 Jun 04 - 03:00 PM Sort of a lavender red, leaves with deep, rounded indentations, dripping from a row on the stem. Not fringed bleeding hearts, but the sort I remember from my Grandmother's house fifty years back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 15 Jun 04 - 03:02 PM okay - that was me above. the ones I'd like to find - because they are the ones I remember from my gramm'a garden are I believe the "fringed" like this |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Rapparee Date: 15 Jun 04 - 03:11 PM I grew those in Indiana. Got them as sets one Spring, as I remember. I'd like to find them again so I could mix them in with the ones I have. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Jun 04 - 03:27 PM Formosa dicentra and here, with a golf ball for scale. :) I have some rhubarb I'm planning to plant in the yard, for the same reason you like bleeding hearts--they were always out in my mom's yard somewhere, though I don't remember our ever eating any of it. Did any of the folks from the Mudcat Recovery Ward ever stagger over here? I hope none of their IVs got tangled in the coats on the way through that closet. Great way to disguise the passage, by the way. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 15 Jun 04 - 04:58 PM Hey barkeep! Is there a comfy chair free these days? I'll have a cool trappist beer if you have one. Who has got lobsters? - I know a pharmacy where you can get a cream which cures them in hours flat! Mind you! I had trouble getting in here tonight - couldn't get down the corridor for people dangling from IV drips... Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Jun 04 - 06:19 PM Well, now the drip has been untangled, I'd like some of that Trappist too please! My bleedin' hearts have vanished but the bloody cranesbill has flowered and the bastard service tree is plumping up with berries quite nicely. I managed to fix the solar 'fountain' in the pond so now, when the sun shines, I have a vomiting frog. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JenEllen Date: 15 Jun 04 - 06:57 PM Hey....Who you callin' a drip?? I dunno about flower swapping, but I've got more peas and anasazi beans than I know what to do with. I hear they go great with auroch. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Jun 04 - 08:19 PM Oh, it's just TOO sublime! I found another golf ball illustration of a flower (your bloody geranium sanguinium)! [sigh] I'll have one of whatever Liz is having, but in a glass, please. I don't like needles. JenEllen, I've heard those Anasazi beans of yours are supposed to be very good for you. Did you bring any cooked with you so we can try them long side the lobster? I hear music out in the parking lot--sounds like Mick and the boys never left. . . or is that Mmario howling as he pulls the lobster from the pot with his bare hands? Someone get the man a pair of tongs! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MMario Date: 16 Jun 04 - 08:23 AM no problem! The trick it to apply anough anesthetic (internally) before reaching into the pot for the lobster... LtS - why a bastard service tree? couldn't you afford a legitimate one? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Morticia Date: 16 Jun 04 - 08:30 AM just pour.........anything... beer,gin, meths, I don't care.....and keep pouring.And when I pass out, plug in an IV with more. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: SINSULL Date: 16 Jun 04 - 10:34 AM Planting rhubarb? I waxed poetic about my patch last year. This year, I ripped it up by the roots, dug some more out and rototilled. Take that, you gangly mass of seedy stalks! My new computer is up and running. But the garbage disposal died last night. I just can't catch a break. Another chilled wine. Meantime, I will melt s few pounds of butter for the lobsters and MMario's hands. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 16 Jun 04 - 11:12 AM hard to crochet with boiled hands, MMario. a little look-see before I dash off to another ridiculous long day and into the night. remember I am a youth librarian and summer programs are in full swing. I leave for conference in one week where I cimmitted to two presentations. One I haven't started. anybody in the Orlando area? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MMario Date: 16 Jun 04 - 11:23 AM Mark Clark was complaining over on the "Capital of the FolK Music Worl" thread that you can't get a dink on the Mudcat. Obviously he's never been in here OR the Recovery ward!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MMario Date: 16 Jun 04 - 11:25 AM I found an Aurochs haunch in the freezer - do people want it roasted or shall I cut it into steaks and throw them on the coals? (The velociraptor looked a bit off - I threw it out) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 16 Jun 04 - 02:49 PM Hey - make sure your prehistoric beasts are dead, not just cryogenically frozen, before you throw them out - you recall what happened to Dickie Atenborough! And I'll have a bucket of Geuze when you have a minute... Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 16 Jun 04 - 08:52 PM you can't get a dink on the Mudcat I beg to differ--I'm sure you CAN get a dink at the Mudcat if you try hard enough. . . I saw something dragging that velociraptor out of the dumpster, MMario. Looked like a dingo. Maybe came in from the south? I realize it was just a little velociraptor, but I sure hope it WAS dead and not just preserved cryogenically. I think I'll keep my flashlight and ice axe handy when I have to go out to the parking lot, just on general principles. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: SINSULL Date: 16 Jun 04 - 09:00 PM MMario in the kitchen with a hungry, angry, garbage covered raptor on the loose. Just like that scene in Jurassic Park. This will be a fun evening. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 16 Jun 04 - 09:37 PM tap. . . tap. . . tap . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 17 Jun 04 - 12:04 AM Thank you, SRS. The thread creeper was getting out of hand, there. I got this Eliza Gilkyson CD which is just wonderful. Am I behind the times in discovering her? The title is "Land of Milk and Honey," spoke more in sorrow than in sarcasm, about our good old us of a. ahem! yes maam. any slow reels on the jukebox here? and is this a tempurpedic couch over here? I DID try to buy one, Amos, really. Way back when there was a thread about it. It is a long unmellow story, involving their jobbing out of delivery and billing. Delivery may be in three weeks. maybe. meanwhile ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Jun 04 - 12:22 AM WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! The doc put me on beta blockers so no more IV gin!!! Pour us an ice cold cranberry juice and sling another raptor bum on the grill..... Hopefully it's only a temporary measure until I get another operation like the last one (then it was jump leads, this time it'll be the soldering iron), which will either kill or cure! Well, not in so many words...... but you get the picture. Now just put that chill out music away and slip in some Mozart..... bliss. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 17 Jun 04 - 08:41 PM ... duck listens to the tapping noise, strolls to the window and fastens the catch. The tapping discontinues immediately. Strange how your preconceptions colour your interpretation of the world! As he watches from the wndow, a small velociraptor slowly climbs out of the garbage skip, shakes itself and pauses for a moment to absorb the full rays of the sunlight. It looks around with darting eyes and takes in a vision of wide open spaces. The velociraptor gathers it's vitalty, the muscles on its shoulders bunch together as it prepares to venture forth into the wide blue yonder... It points it's snout in the direction laid out by the dark grey highway... It takes a step forward onto the dark tarmac. It leaps into the middle of the road and... SPLAT -the wheels of one hundred and fifty motorcycles flatten the unsuspecting dinosaur... (get your motor running...head out on the highway..etc...) Meanwhile back inside the tavern... Hey - MMario... Are those Auroch Burgers done yet? I've finished my bucket of Belgian beeerrr and need something to mop it up with! I could handle a small velociraptor as long as it stays on the plate. I'm not into "fast food" - you understand! I like mine "well done". And Liz - I've never tried Gin-Five. sounds like an interesting one... Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 17 Jun 04 - 09:09 PM an few crows flutter into place on the road after the motorcyles pass and begin to squabble over the meat. . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 17 Jun 04 - 11:43 PM "a few crows" that is. Someone looking out of the window bellows to the barkeep: "Say, do we have any Old Crow back there behind the bar? Set me up!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Jun 04 - 07:03 AM Wow, these Beta blockers do strange things - are those my feet over there? Why are they walking over to the bar when I'm sat by the fireplace with a kitty on my lap? Ask Dead Horse about Gin IV, and incidentally, Gin I, The fellowship of the bottle, Gin II, the Two bottles and Gin III, the return of the Bottle. Eagerly awaiting Gin VI, the Juniper strikes back. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 04 - 07:52 AM Burgers are on! The lobsters have beren converted into a big pot of bisque and a huge pile of lobster salad - the steamers are drowning in drawn butter... y'know? life is good! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JenEllen Date: 18 Jun 04 - 12:19 PM Weel, on my trip through the garden this morning, I found a CUCUMBER!! Only one, so we'll have to slice it thin and share, but there's a lot of flowers on the plant and the promise of more to come! How's about some Anasazi bean, auroch, raptor-roadkill and lobster gumbo? (Who replaced my IV bag with goofy juice?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST, Colonel Angus Date: 18 Jun 04 - 12:59 PM Any Mulligan stew today? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 18 Jun 04 - 01:18 PM The nice thing about this tavern - we usually have fresh anything on request. And if we don't we just charge some to Bert's credit card! Oh I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew, and never wished for Turkey... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Jun 04 - 03:44 PM First peel two Mulligans? And who would WANT to wish for turkey - how anyone ever plucked up courage to eat anything that downright ugly I shall never know. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 18 Jun 04 - 03:57 PM hey! My Mulligan stew is authentically made in a converted tin can and cooked over an open fire. Wild Turkeys aren't ugly.... now the first person to eat an oyster must have REALLY been hungry. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JenEllen Date: 18 Jun 04 - 04:02 PM I always felt that way about yogurt. Who looked in their canteen and said: "Hmmm, it's no longer milk, and it's not quite cheese...You try it." "No, you try it" Ewwwwww......(guy leaves canteen and trudges off to eat oysters) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Jun 04 - 04:47 PM And just how did they discover it was good for curing certain yeast infections? Sorry... I'll go back to the medication and the kitty by the fire. Incidentally, Amber kitty went to the vet today. The vet looked at her clawing and scrambling around the place and asked if this was the same cat whose euthanasia was recommended 2 weeks ago..... Thank heaven I told them to wait until Limpit was back from her holiday. Limpit is now upset that we can't have a new kitten. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Morticia Date: 18 Jun 04 - 07:27 PM And eggs..........who looked at what came out of a hen's arse and thought, that will be good with a little milk and butter? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Jun 04 - 07:05 AM Thank heaven they chose the right "end" product..... omelettes could be a lot messier otherwise! I'll get me apron. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Bat Goddess Date: 19 Jun 04 - 10:35 AM Ah, I was wondering where the recovery ward wandered off to. I've been dazedly bouncing (slowly) off walls (mostly garden walls), chomping on clonazapam (so Curmudgeon won't say "Did you take your pill?!?") and swilling Tirconnell. Let me just curl up here in the wingchair by the fire with a couple cats in my lap and one on my, uh, "shelf". (Oh, and here comes another over the back of the chair to wrap himself around my neck -- famous trained cat scarf.) Sigh. That feels good. What am I sipping? Someone once said you're never too old for cookies and milk even if it does turn into gin and tonic (or Lagavulan and lokoumi). I'm taaaaahred. Just nudge me if I doze off. (And please don't let me drool.) Then again, some of that lobster stew might be nice and comforting -- big chunks of tail and claw meat? Not just stuff picked from body? Ummmm . . . now THAT's comfort. How long can I hide here? And talking about gardens is nice, but mine's being a tyrant. Things are walking all over the place and I have to herd them back into their pens, I mean, beds. And the goat's beard needs to be moved a looooong way away from the hostas in the turnaround. Maybe turn them into a "hedge" along the side of the way back raised bed garden. Mostly everything needs to be moved somewhere else. But there I go, talking about work again. I'm just going to sit here and dunk heavily buttered rolls into my lobster stew and listen to the music on the other side of the room. Oh, and keep the cats' paws and tongues out of my stew . . . Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 19 Jun 04 - 08:15 PM OK, here I am between a long work day and the monthly contra dance. Already the promise to my garden to get out one basketful of weeds a day is broken. And I excused not making it to the Y to work out because I was getting all this exercise doing outside work ... the sweet rocket is about to dump a ton of seeds, so I can add them to the swap. does anybody remember how to make those little woven baskets out of an odd number of lavender and a piece of ribbon?? You tie the ribbon (narrow type) just under the flower heads, then weave the ribbon through the bent back (and hopefully willowy) stalks, and when you are done tie it on the outside -- well, I guess I remember well enough to give it a shot.. right after the dance .. abd a couple other things. if I wait long enough the lavender will be all done and I can forget it. Anybody have a pack of kids who need a fundraiser at the local farmer's market?? Girls are more willing to do this as I recall. anybody want to sit right out here and weave a little keepsake while we hum rounds together?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 04 - 04:26 PM I came in here for a natter, but to be honest, I'm just too darn tired.... stoke me up with cranberry juice and lead me to the comfy chair again please - add a kitty or two (one of mine isn't speaking to me because I was out all night last night with not one but TWO other kitties) and prod me awake when the profiteroles are served. I like mine with cold chocolate sauce please. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 04 - 04:28 PM Or a cream scone... hmmmm with jam and butter and clotted cream..... bliss. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 20 Jun 04 - 08:10 PM Hey Squeakie - I remember Gin VI - the return of the glad-eye... MMario - can you do me a plate of veliciraptor roadkill in oyster sauce, a nice garnish of stinging nettle salad with wild yoghourt dressing. For afters, lobster profiteroles and something out of a hen's arse(?) in a brandy sauce... Or alternatively - I'll have a bag of roasted nuts! Is there any more of that Belgian beer left - I could fancy a framboise at this time of the evening... Those lavender baskets sound very smart! Can I order a gross for my birthday - It's a while before it gets here. Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Jun 04 - 05:59 AM Geoff - if you sit any closer to the fire, you'll have more than a bag of roasted nuts!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: SINSULL Date: 21 Jun 04 - 04:31 PM Anyone up for lobsters? The Captain is on his way over; Allan C is washing his hands for dinner. Four huge lobsters waiting for the pot to boil and the grill is heating up for my steak. Follow your noses downeast and join us - last door on the left. It's the one with the lighthouse logo on the knob. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 22 Jun 04 - 12:04 AM I've got thread tangle between this and "A Quiet corner." I'm stuck in an old vaudeville routine. Made it to church yesterday. That's good. No that's bad. I had to cut out and drive 60 miles to do this park gig. that was good, only I fell asleep and missed dream group. Oh, that's bad. Actually, that was good. I had this great dream. well that was good, right? Not really. I spent the night in the recliner accidentally and woke up with a really stiff neck. That's bad. never mind. but it really has been 2 solid days of that's good, that's bad. I've got the solstice giddies, or something. and I'm ravenous. nasturtium leaf salad, anyone? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 22 Jun 04 - 05:09 AM I'll have a couple of nasturtium leaves, as long as the blackfly haven't got to them first. Should go nicely with velociraptor. This chair is way too comfortable, I keep drifting off on a sea of serenity, wafting over the waves towards a moonlit tropical beach. I can see dusky maidens in the distance, and they appear to be carrying gourds full of fermented coconut milk, roast suckling pig and platters piled high with some sweet native fruit. I swim gently towards where the surf starts to break on the beach I can hear ukelele music drifting over the foam. A large wooden masted ship sails across the bay, it's sails billowing in the cool evening breeze, then the shanties start... And Liz - wasn't the fourth story "Gin IV - a new hope!" or was that Star Wars? I lose track! Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Jun 04 - 10:20 AM Nah Geoff, you're thinking of 'The Wookie takes Manhatten'.... Or 'Breakfast at Walmart'. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 22 Jun 04 - 10:32 AM Someone left a large container of custard in the walk-in cooler - it's labeled "For Juggling only" - it's also starting to get fuzzy. Would it be allright to toss it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JenEllen Date: 22 Jun 04 - 12:09 PM If it's getting that fuzzy, maybe you should ask it first? *bg* Gimme a cool spot, and fast. Nothing more miserable that a pluviophile stuck in the desert on a 100 degree day. Whine, whine, whine..... I finally got raspberries, so we'll put them in the freezer and then use them as ice cubes in our tea. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 22 Jun 04 - 12:17 PM okay - now I know I'm a dirty old man - I not only read that wrong - I read it wrong TWICE --- and t-e-a doen't look ANYTHING like B-r-a-s |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Jun 04 - 12:33 PM I think you've been in the cooler a l-i-t-t-l-e too long, MMario! Or else you've been breathing the fumes from the grill and getting too much smoke. Funny how we all seem to be centered on our gardens. Why not have Geoff the Duck do a little groundwork for us--then we can each toss out some seeds or poke in some of our extra plants and see what happens. Start a nice patio garden for the Mudcat Tavern. I know I saw some ornamental grasses out around the side next to the chimney and some attractive old redwood siding. Maybe build out from there? And put in some purple martin houses and toss a couple of BT dunks in the standing pond so we can sit out there without being devoured by mosquitoes. Maybe someone will take Bert's card over to the local hardware store to pick up one of those interesting open-on-four-sides awning things to put out in the middle? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 22 Jun 04 - 12:56 PM might as well go all out - I like the 'Regency' gazebo. Anyone else? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Jun 04 - 02:44 PM That would work--if someone would incorporate lots of flower boxes along the rails and leaves lots of room for the garden. SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JenEllen Date: 22 Jun 04 - 02:45 PM Oh, the Regency is lovely, just get it stained instead of painted. White wood is going to show all the fingerprints and jello-splatters for sure. For your B-R-A-S, you have to do like my Nana taught us. You crumble a little of MAG's lavender into ice cube trays, fill the trays with water and freeze. They make great 'tracing' cubes and aren't nearly as messy to get out of your bra as berries. (This is also from the woman who told me "put a dot of vanilla behind each ear and you'll smell like a cookie all day". *g*) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Amos Date: 22 Jun 04 - 04:58 PM "put a dot of vanilla behind each ear and you'll smell like a cookie all day" LOL!! Somehow that seems a lot more appealing to the gals, I reckon. The danglers just never spend anytime figgerin' on how to smell like a cookie!! :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Jun 04 - 05:36 PM It also repels mosquitoes. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MAG from public lab Date: 22 Jun 04 - 06:23 PM By the way Kat, what is the recipe for an Amaretto sour? I've got a bottle of the stuff that's been sitting in my cabinet for, oh, I guess it's 7 years. Might as well know how to serve it up to guests in the summer heat. Would it go over vanilla ice cream? lavendar ice cubes. I just love finding new ways to use lavendar. and the new tempurpedic mattress (see mattress thread) was worth the wait. and no, there's no way I'm making a gross of those little lavendar baskets. I am not a crafty person. Handwork drives me right around the bend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 22 Jun 04 - 07:10 PM I expect the juggling custard is mine - whatever you do, don't toss it unless you know how to catch it. It's a bit like a boomerang, You never know where it will end up! For those who don't believe, I'll produce photos some day. As for being fuzzy - I never quite worked out the rules for "Fuzzy Duck" - if there really are any. I'll pass on the Groundwork, I came here to chill... anyway you need a pig to do a really good job of rotovating. Just bury a few peanuts at random spots in the garden. If you are lucky they might unearth a few truffles to go with the lobster!!! That Regency Gazebo is smart. A notch up from the one at the Yorkshire Gathering. Anyway - I must get back to my tropical island if the bloody pirates will shut up singing "Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum..." or at least put some Shrub in it and pass it round. Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Jun 04 - 11:36 PM Okay, Geoff, there should be someone around the Mudcat Tavern with the time to go poke some nuts. . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: katlaughing Date: 23 Jun 04 - 12:29 AM Sorry, MAG, I've been out/in and about too much and missed your request. The only way I've ever known to make amaretto sours is just to pour your pleasure over some "rocks", then add a bit of sour mix...it's really to taste, and then sip. I don't think the sour would go well with vanilla ice cream, but the amaretto might, esp. with some apricots! I've got a newly decorated bathroom this week, new sink, new paint, new cabinet...it's loverly!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Jun 04 - 03:26 AM Will the new Regency Gazebo have a fully plumbed toilet as the Yorkshire Gathering 'Gazover' (pun on gazunder, nickname for a jerry po, potty or chinaware)? I really liked sitting in a field, on porcelain, piddling, whilst watching the birds and waving at the neighbours. Not sure how they felt about it though. Please make sure there a goodly supply of large leaves, without spines or stings, available though! We got new bedroom curtains to block the early morning sun (Manitas objected for some reason, I don't know, 5.00am is a lovely time of day), so now the room looks gloomy and red. Ah well...... At least they go with the paintwork. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 23 Jun 04 - 08:30 AM And your eyes... ;+} Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 23 Jun 04 - 10:32 AM Rather than put the throne right there in the gazebo, why not landscape an area off to the side with somewhat taller shrubs that you can see over while sitting? It won't exactly be a gazebo-ette; I guess we could shorten it and call it a gazette. And it goes without saying that a gazette provides a non-ending supply of paper for the use you have in mind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 23 Jun 04 - 10:35 AM I agree with you, Liz, that 5:00 in the a.m. is a lovely time of day. and my remaining kitty reminds me that in the a.m. is kitty breakfast time. I was actually up around then today; it seems the only time I can spend tidying my Bless-this-mess house and getting in my quota of one-bushel-a-day of weeds and prunings. It's quiet, except for the birds.It's cool and nice. the auto sprinklers have run, and the garden glistens. The birds seem to think it's a bird shower or water park. I deliberatly have my bedroom on the east side so I can't oversleep (doesn't work in winter). My front yard is all wildflowers; grass is boring. and sneezy. My friend Nancy can't get over what she calls my all-pink house. (No Nancy; the carpet is ash rose; the paint job is mauve ...) I was inspired by a little picture book called *The Big Orange Splotch* by Daniel Pinkwater. If I'm gonna be chained to the place then by golly, by gum, I'm gonna have fun doing what I want with it. One of my favorite SF writers once said, "It's foolish to give up what you loved as a child." Well, playing in the dirt and mud is right up there. Has anybody else read a psychological thriller titles *Sophie?* Book discussion group, right over here... in this nook with trailing datura plants ... yes, they say if you inhale deeply enough, ... Kat reopened the Tavern as a respite from the increasingly hostile political threads. How lovely to relax with a congenial bunch who share one's interests! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 23 Jun 04 - 10:42 AM well - as long as we are landscaping for the gazober and gazette - can we pipe in a hot spring and rig a waterfall and soaking pool somewhere? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 23 Jun 04 - 08:20 PM Absolutely! And think of it, during winter meetings, getting out in the hot water and watching all of the steam rise around you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 24 Jun 04 - 04:30 AM I've called in a friend who keeps pigs to help with the vegetable patch digging. Should be arriving any time now... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 24 Jun 04 - 04:39 AM Outside, the sound of a large beast shambling round the yard, breaks the quiet of the Tavern. There are honks and squeals as it goes about its' business. Duck saunters over to the window, opens the pane and leans out. "You're doing a good job there!". He watches for a few minutes whilst the animal smell drifts in through the window. Eventually he pulls a large embossed gold pocket watch from his pocket, looks at it and calls through the window, "Okay - you've probably got enough nuts buried, You can go and fetch the pigs!". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 24 Jun 04 - 08:13 AM That would be a bush-hog then? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JenEllen Date: 24 Jun 04 - 11:42 AM Jeeziz, Duck...LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JenEllen Date: 24 Jun 04 - 02:29 PM A huge glass or *refresh*-ing SunTea for Micca and Mortee. (after explaining what it was to our Micca, he tells me "Bloody hell, Cookie, we don't get enough sun here to brew the stuff...") So here's a couple of glasses of the brown vile stuff, and you get sent on your way to the Tea Bar. I recommend adding the candied ginger to a glass, it's yummy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 25 Jun 04 - 12:23 AM Wow! The pig did a superb job of digging the turf out there. Just don't try to walk across it--"Wait! That looks like Liz tottering back from the loo! OHMYGOSH she's into the mud! . . ." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Celtaddict Date: 25 Jun 04 - 12:58 AM Just finished a batch of creme brulee, with Bailey's in place of part of the cream. With fat blackberries. Any takers? And who is the man with the wooden flute playing those soft minor key melodies? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: el ted Date: 25 Jun 04 - 11:34 AM It's very peaceful in here. Oh, post 100 by the way! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 25 Jun 04 - 12:47 PM Peaceful, but I think we might get the giggles if someone doesn't watch out what she's doing in the muddy garden patch. . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 04 - 02:27 PM Oh, I just love to feel it Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze between my toes..... and the mud is lovely too. Guess I've inherited my granfers love of piggies.... although I prefer mine sliced thickly and smoked over a hickory chip fire. Can I wash my toeses off in the hot tub please? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 26 Jun 04 - 12:42 PM Just remember Liz - "don't wash your trotters in the port wine tub when we've got some Watneys beer!" Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jun 04 - 05:44 PM Nah, that just attracts flies. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 27 Jun 04 - 04:14 PM As in the classic lines - "Time flies like an arrow! Fruit flies like a banana!" Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JennyO Date: 27 Jun 04 - 11:31 PM And as they also say: "Time flies. You cannot. They fly too fast." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Jun 04 - 06:23 PM Nurse, the screens, they're ganging up on me!!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 29 Jun 04 - 05:02 AM Now then Liz - don't fly off the handle! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Tracey Dragonsfriend Date: 29 Jun 04 - 08:12 AM I have a big jug of orange juice, and a plate of home-made fudge (the yummy kind, made with condensed milk & butter - half vanilla, half chocolate) to share, if you don't mind a little pyrography woodsmoke? I'll find a nice bright sunny corner, near an open window to let the tiny curling wisps of smoke out, so they don't bother anyone while I burn dragons... My request is The Female Drummer, please : "They learned me to play upon the ra-ba-da-ba-dum... " Cheers Tracey Dragonsfriend Scorch's Pyrography |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 29 Jun 04 - 10:49 AM I have GOT to stopp falling asleep while time travelingGod'sTEETH! I fall alseep in the 'Battered Mug' or was it the 'Sturdy Lentil'? (one or the other) and wake up in the Mudcat Tavern! one pint, 2 pint, three pint, four - help me find the center door! Five pint, 6 pint seven pint more, help me off the floor! I don't want to drink alone, now; I don't want to ...drink alone |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 29 Jun 04 - 06:01 PM An old friend once told me "You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without having to hold on!!!" QUack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 30 Jun 04 - 10:07 AM BTW - the above snatch of ditty is from a song written by a good friend and her musical group - the song is titled 'The Battered Mug' and is an earworm. I still have it running through my head after three days! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MAG at public lab Date: 30 Jun 04 - 10:33 PM Home cometh the hunter; from my professional conference in mouseville, FL -- I'll just sit in here until the jet lag wears off, thanks. I have let the ice cream monster out of the cage -- hard to get real food in that town. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Amos Date: 30 Jun 04 - 11:59 PM Some flies fly to fast; others fast to fly. These things are relative. But not relatives. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Jul 04 - 05:28 PM My brain hurts, can I lie down please? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 02 Jul 04 - 09:45 AM guys - I have to head out in a few minutes - I'm spending the weekend in 1585 - but I've left a haunch of Paralititan in the smoker (you remember - the converted sauna/steamroom?) It should be done about 10 pm on the 4rth - just in time for bar-b-que sandwiches after the fireworks. But go easy - I don't think it will serve more then 5 or 6 hundred(it's only a foreleg). No seconds until everyone has had some that wants!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 02 Jul 04 - 01:01 PM Have you tried roasted Parliamentarian? Very popular during the English Civil War I believe! - well at least in Royalist circles... Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 02 Jul 04 - 01:09 PM What does one serve with Roast parlimentarian? I would suspect whirled peas - or boiled until grey sprouts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 04 Jul 04 - 05:11 PM When the king comes home in peas again? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Leadfingers Date: 04 Jul 04 - 07:08 PM LOL Geoff |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 05 Jul 04 - 06:47 PM Those fireworks must have knocked the Mudcat right off of Max's dining room table. Whew! I hope it was a good one (and that he didn't do this just so he could keep all of the roast Paralititan (thank god for cut and paste!) to himself and his clan. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Jul 04 - 05:18 AM Got any cranberry sauce or did I get the wrong holiday? Who cares, I like the stuff at any time, just not on turkey! Pass another cool beer over and prop me up in the corner when I start to sway. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: SINSULL Date: 06 Jul 04 - 07:37 AM That reminds me. I still have a jar of frozen giblet gravy from that infamous turkey dinner last Thanksgiving. We can strain the lumps and skim the grease. It will be fine. If I rummage around I may find some candied sweets as well. Be right back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 06 Jul 04 - 08:15 AM Come my friends who would be flatter Life consists of getting fatter So Raise your forks and pass the platter while we are together! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 06 Jul 04 - 08:44 AM I'm exhausted! a caffiene IV please and a nice soft pillow... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 Jul 04 - 01:21 PM Head's Up! and dump the Dino! The Copper River salmon are in! Yeah! I grilled a nice slab last night (would you believe under $6 a pound for it?). Marvelous!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 07 Jul 04 - 01:27 PM Did someone say Salmon? (which if you will note has the same number of letters as lobster. I believe there is deep significance in this. likewise oysters (because a singular oyster is just ridiculous)) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jul 04 - 03:18 PM A single oyster is what most people ever try. Got any trout? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 07 Jul 04 - 06:04 PM Ah yes; midsummer is with us; the heat has come and the garden is getting weedier and weedier. Suddenly I have a ton of stuff to do inside (true). I spent the Fourth (of July) seeing Fahrenheit 9/11 and reading a good book or three.The callouses are peeling because I haven't had the guitar out of the case since the last dance. At least it's air-conditioned in here ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Leadfingers Date: 07 Jul 04 - 06:27 PM Oysters ?? Vastly over rated ! I was on a really hot date once and I had a dozen oysters amd only eight of them worked !! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 07 Jul 04 - 06:30 PM and your phone number is ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 Jul 04 - 06:49 PM Call the morgue--he probably killed himself trying to use them all. . . Oyster-guest--I don't eat oysters. I made the mistake of looking at one once, and that was all it took. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:55 PM Oysters aren't as bad as the deepwater quahogs - now THEY look really gross! (even steamed!) Then there are the scallops with all those little blue eyes looking up at you. Is there room on the mantel for me to put a couple of B.L.O.B.'s? I've run out of room at home (he said modestly) until I get a chance to clean off a bookshelf. and what with having to catch the friday TARDIS I probably won't have time for awhile. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 09 Jul 04 - 03:38 AM I'm sure we can find room for a few more decorations or food items. I reckon there should be space for a hyperspace-annexe through that full length mirror next to the "Ladies". Just do us a drawing with the dimensions (and how many dimensions you want it to exist in) and I'll make a start on the construction just as soon as I've finished laying my new kitchen floor tiles. In the meantime, I'll have a pint of sloe gin to celebrate my birthday. Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 09 Jul 04 - 08:12 AM Through the looking glass? what a novel concept - or concept for a novel - I'm not sure which! Happy birthday! Long may your Custard juggle! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 09 Jul 04 - 11:02 AM Let's face it - N-Dimensional Geometry has come on a long way since the days you could only get into hyperspace by going down a (black) hole - they were always full of white rabbits anyway! I may set-up for a Tea Party later this evening if I can persuade a hairy nosed wombat to attend! Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 09 Jul 04 - 11:22 AM a Tea Party would be loverly! I always like having more before I have had any - The time distortion effects can get confusing though - yes - recent advances in N-dimensional geometry is why every door and window of the Tavern opens onto a different location - and sometimes multiple locations! It also explains why I can store so much food in the countertop bar 'fridge that is only 18 inches cubed in external dimension. (hell fitting a moa drumstick through the door though) there's a estivating dormouse behind the counter - will that do instead of a hairy nosed wombat? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 09 Jul 04 - 12:28 PM Someone give me a hand with this banner |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:19 PM That's so sweet! And look--he has a nice birthday cake hidden behind the bar. Mario!! Be careful about commingling their candles--you don't want to burn the place down! ;-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:51 PM I like the banner MM I will also wish Art and Mary a Good and Happy Birthday. Here's a Health unto the Company! I'll grab the other end and pull! What's that in small print down in the bottom corner? Printed by J.Smith and sons. Hidden Messages for picky people Ltd. Part of the "Presents for Pedants" Group of Companies Oh Yes! I should have known! Here! Can anybody persuade that Stegosaurus to stand under that beam over there? I could climb up its tail and back to reach a good fastening point! Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 09 Jul 04 - 01:58 PM it could have been worse Geoff - Hairy Foxx tried to claim copyright on the words "Happy" and "Returns" - but the Internal Revenue Service threatened to sue them if they collected a license fee! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:09 PM I'll join ya to hoist a virtual one, guys, on this balmy Friday eve. (It puts off weeding ...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 11 Jul 04 - 06:37 PM Anything which puts off weeding is fine by me. Cheers! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MMario Date: 11 Jul 04 - 10:56 PM Wher e in the bleedin' 'ell is me caffeinne IV? I am in desperate need! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Jul 04 - 04:19 AM One concert down, three gigs to go - in front of the worst audience of all - CHILDREN! Help! I need some TLC and a very very very very very very very VERY large gin! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 12 Jul 04 - 11:48 AM Will a full pipe of gin do, Liz, or shall I go out back and get the tun? (do you know how hard it was to find a supplier who would sell us gin by the pipe and tun? Bert's credit card was nearly smoking by the time we finished paying for it) BTW - [AND THIS MEANS EVERYONE!!!] The extremely comfortable chair over there is reserved for Shula. No possum droppings, jello, flying custard clots etc allowed anywhere near it! And if she comes in -- BEHAVE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: JudeL Date: 12 Jul 04 - 01:34 PM Sorry I don't have any gin left Liz. Will some spiced rum do? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 13 Jul 04 - 02:17 AM Back from one of the most hectic weekends in (my) history. I'm parking here, under the ceiling fan, w/ a VERY large g&t. Lap available, kitty cats. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 13 Jul 04 - 08:04 AM if I purr can I climb in your lap? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 13 Jul 04 - 11:15 AM sure, MM -- we'll see if the chair holds both our weights. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 13 Jul 04 - 11:17 AM *snuggle* Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,Federal Communications Commission Date: 13 Jul 04 - 12:36 PM [next panel shielded by the FCC--material FAR TOO SUGGESTIVE for a web site that is used in households with tender youth in residence] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 13 Jul 04 - 12:39 PM it's a tavern. if tender youth come in here and understand what is going on it ain't our fault. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 13 Jul 04 - 02:18 PM Tender youth - isn't that one which has been spit roasted gently for about four hours and basted at ten minute intervals? Quack!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 13 Jul 04 - 02:23 PM with a nice balsamico sauce |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 13 Jul 04 - 03:06 PM I would suggest that tender youths watch their step if the wish to enter the Tavern! Quack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST Date: 13 Jul 04 - 03:09 PM the underaged tough ones as well - because they just require a few extra hours of marinating - and a squirt of papaya juice. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 14 Jul 04 - 12:10 PM Hey - they've printed the new menu up... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 14 Jul 04 - 12:47 PM BIIGG Menu! I'll go for the Alcohol wit Caffeine option, but in separate drinking vessels, to be mixed to my own secret recipe as and when required, Okay? QUack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 14 Jul 04 - 02:12 PM Can a clone do a little spell-check on the banner? Remove the extra "L" "alcolhol with caffiene" I'd rather pay in ounces than in pounds. . .
now everyone will wonder where the 'L' did it go! -joeclone |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Geoff the Duck Date: 15 Jul 04 - 04:33 AM Can't we get Minestrone in a little brown bowl? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,Tavern Management Date: 15 Jul 04 - 09:17 AM sorry - Minestrone by the brown bowl is avaiable only by special arrangment. There will be a 57 pound surcharge for a special order. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 15 Jul 04 - 03:33 PM Howzabout we move back onto the patio garden with the sylphlike cool breezes, fragrant flowers, tall spiked lemonade, et. al.?? Happy voices raised in harmonic song?? We are still needing a RESPITE ... or at least I am ... Anybody else know Appalachian Lullaby? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 15 Jul 04 - 03:39 PM teach us! Lullabies are always useful. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jul 04 - 03:58 PM I'm baaack! Pour me a tall JD with crushed ice and club soda. Lime if you have it please. Just back from Boston. I will let Kendall share his news. However, he did a little dance as he came out of the treatmentt area. In fact, cancel the Jack. Mumm's Cordon Rouge all 'round on Bert! A Happy SINS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Jul 04 - 05:36 PM Put the minestrone in the brown bowl on Bert's card and stop quibbling! Why are there prices AT ALL? It's all on Bert's card! I think we've been sidelined. Hey, I have this little mist attachment in the back of the pickup--it goes on the hose end and puts out a very fine mist that feels marvelous on these hot days. It stands up like a lime-green cobra. :) MAG, you may set up this little device near you on the patio--guaranteed to cool you quickly! Meanwhile, I'm going to slip on my swimming suit (since I don't have absolute privacy in my back yard) and set up the hose-end shower that I picked up for the kids. It feels SO GOOD to have that soft water pouring out over your head--and I'll set this up over near the squash and Swiss chard that need a little extra water right now. Perfect! I'll water people and produce! Set up a glass of that lemonade for when I get back, please. (Any of you may use the yard shower after dark and go with or without a suit--but only if you can stand the mosquitoes). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: jacqui.c Date: 15 Jul 04 - 06:12 PM I going to join Sinsull in that Cordon Rouge. What a relief! It will be nice to sit and relax in good company before a busy weekend looking after my grandson and hopefully getting to the Sunday night session for Black Walnut. There's about a 120 mile drive between the two events so it's going to be a busy weekend! Any chance of lobster tonight? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MMario Date: 15 Jul 04 - 07:22 PM Just Lazy man's lobster tonight - got a shipment in yesterday and steamed 'em all - picked the claws and tails and tossed the bodies into a stock pot to boil up some boullibase. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 15 Jul 04 - 10:01 PM I have to give myself the day off tomorrow to tend to some personal business. Should I spend the heat of the remainder of the day digging up things which need dividing, or should I find some air-conditioned shopping?? or movie?? or ... well. Here are the words to Appalachina Lullaby, a rather arty round. First I'd better go check the DB ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: MAG Date: 15 Jul 04 - 10:26 PM OK, no previous mention. It is a copyright composed song by one Craig Dobbins, who apparently does choral-type arrangements of thins, but his name is on this one. Take me back O hills I love Lift me from this lonely bed Light(guide?) my way with stars above Wrap soft winds above my head Wash my feet in crystal streams Cradle my arms in boughs of oak Send me (.........)for dreams Wrap me tight in earthen cloak I've got a couple of recordings of this; I'll have to go have a listen. It's gorgeous. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Respite Tavern - Revisited From: GUEST,MMario Date: 16 Jul 04 - 08:38 AM wow - that is lovely - I can't even imagine it as a round. If the tune is anywhere near as 'purty' as the lyrics... |
