BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:48 AM

Forgive me feather for I have sinned.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:36 AM

birds of a feather.. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:34 AM

Ard for making inflammatory reamarks.
Keith and Teribus for repling with equally inflammatory replies
Me, for taking part in the ludicrous cyber conversation.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:39 AM

I've been living down near the lake in Canberra, and one of the joys of getting the bus from there in the morning is watching the many flocks of birds that coast in to feast on the local plantlife. It's a beautiful moment when you look up to see if the bus is coming over the hill, and instead see a dozen galahs or rosellas
swarming through the trees.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:15 AM

I used to watch Coaltitz on TV, I thought Bernard Hepton was very good in it.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 12:43 AM

"titwillow, titwillow, titwillow..."

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 08:53 PM

Now is the time for the titmouse to make his appearance.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 07:35 PM

That's worthy of a titter.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 03:06 PM

Lucky you. I have none whatsoever.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 02:47 PM

Oh the mammaries that brings back!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 02:39 PM

Not mine... they were very perky yesterday morning, hanging off the nut bag upsidedown, doing acrobatics in the tree and bouncing along the fence.

The weather got a bit moist later though, so they went and hid.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 09:46 PM

Age, gravity, it's inevitable they'll head south eventually...

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 06:46 PM

Well th etits almost dropped off the bottom

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 01:46 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 07:19 PM

They've never been that itchy either!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 10:32 AM

>>Funny, I can't recall ever hearing my tits sing<< LOL

Well these do The Itchy Tits Band

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 08:03 AM

Funny, I can't recall ever hearing my tits sing.... there's the odd peep and general twittering but no real song. Perhaps they just have no need to mark territory.

Squeaky

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 04:16 AM

Well I think this thread should be in the music section.


Tit Songs

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 03:53 AM

From the gist of this thread there seem to be a lot of people who enjoy tits.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 04:21 PM

I moved my bird bath and bird feeder from the back yard this fall, because the dogs weren't leaving them alone. Now outside my kitchen window on the side of the house, I have a wonderful perpetual motion display inhabited by any number of small finch-sized birds. Various hues are present, and they scoot in and out of my Silvarado sage and a couple of other evergreen plants (they particularly love a big rosemary out there). If the feeder goes empty I seem to have a high number of pert little faces peering through the window screen alerting me to the problem. It seems that they have been watching me watching them.

My neighbor was complaining this weekend that he hasn't seen many birds this fall, and then he discovered the small flock that hovers around my house. I have an extra shepherd's crook garden thing to give him and plan to find him an inexpensive bird feeder (it's a great time of year to buy them on sale) so he can lure a few back across the street.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 03:56 PM

The crimson rosellas outside my window do an excellent job at stripping nuts; they really know how to manipulate them. Most of the time, though, they only go at stripping one at a time.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,GS
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 03:22 AM

Glad they leave my nut bag alone....

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 02:19 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Nov 06 - 06:50 PM

Ooh, makes my eyes water just thinking about it!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Nov 06 - 06:40 PM

To add to the confusion Rowan...

They've been pecking the nut bag today. They've ignored it as long as there were sunflower seeds but they ran out yesterday so the nuts are back in favour.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Student J
Date: 26 Nov 06 - 03:57 AM

100

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 10:31 PM

I think Liz must be in trouble...

She has three different tits,
They're bouncing around,
Her breast is blocked off,
but her big jug is exposed to the wind.

Makes me wonder at the waste.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Silverwolff
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 06:49 PM

At the risk of making people groan...


Somebody said "That's a strange tit,too
You have on the side of your head."
I said "That's a blue print, left by the bird,
Just a little more and I'd be dead"

See, you could finish the tune, and call it the Coal Tit, Too.


--Silver

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 06:27 PM

One day this thread will be just another mammary..or is it memory?

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 05:50 PM

"it just acts like a great big jug when the wind blows over the top"

I could comment that perhaps you just might get the top sealed, but I will comment that you do now understand that 'empty vessels make most noise', thereby running the risk of turning this into a music thread.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 04:00 PM

It's time we made a clean breast of it. I am going to watch football on the boob tube now, and leave off this mindless tittering.

Oh, the humanity!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 09:02 AM

I don't think it's fair to refer to Manitas like that... I really meant the chimney! Our bed is against the blocked off chimney breast, so we really do sleep like logs - with our heads in the grate! Trouble is, it just acts like a great big jug when the wind blows over the top at angle...

I tuned out the other wind noise a long time ago - but suffice it to say, if we could hook Manitas's ass up to a turbine, we'd cut our fuel bills in half!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 07:28 AM

Thought that comment would have you Wind Dinging In GS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 06:03 AM

I could comment Les but I guess you'd be offended........ROFLOL

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 03:08 AM

Never heard the ar***ole referred to as the chimney before :-)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 03:08 AM

But how many cats did Octopussy have?

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 12:35 AM

I refused to comment on your wind, I hope you noticed.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 12:31 AM

Liz,

would a jumper help?

ooooo, er..

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Nov 06 - 12:17 AM

Fooles - this is England... even in summer my tits are blue.

They were right about the weather... got woken up by the wind in the chimney at 4.30am today. And that's a terrible place to get the wind, as the noise is magnified by the space.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 11:18 PM

I haven't seen any tits for ages - these days what with the increased risk of sunburn causing cancer I haven't been to the beach for yonks...

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 10:46 PM

Liz,
How wonderful your tits are bouncing around.
I haven't seen any tits at all around here, and I feel I'm missing out!

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 09:35 AM

Great tits Grommet!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 09:10 AM

Better than a Brighton sea front though.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 08:57 AM

Liz love...I think you would look very strange with a sparrows back

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: MudGuard
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 08:19 AM

Also, the great tit is bigger than the coal tit. (My book says 14cm vs. 11cm [5.5in vs. 4.3in] beak-tip to tail-end). Blue tit is about the same size as coal tit.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 07:53 AM

The great tit and the coal tit are easily confused, which is why I checked my bird book.

Great tits are like blue tits but with black heads. Coal tits are like great tits but with brown bodies, not green and yellow.

Sometimes I wish I just had the sparrows back...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: MudGuard
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 06:40 AM

Liz, when I saw your thread about your tits, I really got interested ;-)

Strange how different languages are.

coal in German means Kohle.
So I thought the coal tit must be what's known here as Kohlmeise. But when I saw the pictures, I was confused.

So I looked it up - "Kohlmeise" is called "Great tit" in English, and "coal tit" is "Tannenmeise", "Tanne" meaning "fir" in English

"blue tit" is called "Blaumeise" ("Blau" meaning "blue"),
"crested tit" is called "Haubenmeise" ("Haube" meaning "hood"),
"sombre tit" is called "Trauermeise" ("Trauer" meaning "mourning"),
"long-tailed tit" is called "Schwanzmeise" ("Schwanz" meaning "tail")

(All the mentioned "Meisen" = "tits" I've seen from my balcony.

Robins, which are quite common in UK are quite rare here ...

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 05:55 AM

We all need somewhere to be privet, even robins.
My ex-stepdaughter [don't ask!] had 3 nipples, but she kept that privet too.
All this beating about the bush is making me thirsty!
Byeeeee
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 05:52 AM

"bouncing around like nobody's business... "

Try sitting down.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Nov 06 - 05:27 AM

There must be stormy weather ahead, my tits are bouncing around like nobody's business... They're all over the place, like someone has put coffee beans out for them...

The pyrocantha bush has been stripped completely by the blackbirds - nary a berry to be seen and the robin hasn't come out of his bush at all today (he's hiding in a privet bush in next door's garden).

Methinks it's time to refil the feeder and batten down a few nuthatches.

LTS