BS: Utah designates official state handgun

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 01:27 PM

An old tennis racquet would serve Shane admirably for the purpose, Jennie. He spells it "racket".

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: artbrooks
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 08:59 AM

New Mexico gets the guittaron. At least, unless we already have a different state instrument...

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 07:58 AM

Florida should get Bo Diddley's square guitar.

Mississsippi should get the black Gibson that Robert Johnson has in the photograph.

Tenessee - obviously a gretsch Tennessean - is that what Chet Atkins used to play?

new york should get that weird twelve string Pete Seeger used to play.

Illinois - BBKings 335 - for that sort of Blues sound.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: olddude
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 07:21 AM

In Pennsylvania it has to be the Am Chord

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,Grishka
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 07:03 AM

The air ukulele is a very handy instruments, traditional with residents of Air Hawaii. It may take some air conditioning, though.

We Europeans keep learning. The only US state bird I knew of before reading this thread was the Kentucky one, the fried chicken.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: JennieG
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 05:10 AM

Hawaii would definitely have to have the ukulele!

LH, what sort of Air Guitar does Shane like to play? I ask because a local charity shop had a tennis racquet for sale recently and the thought occurred to me that it could make an air guitar......if one was really desperate.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 01:52 AM

I think California should get that godawful thing that Kurt Cobain designed.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,999
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 01:50 AM

This is scary. You're starting to make sense to me.




MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 11 - 01:32 AM

No, no....Blind River has already taken the Air Guitar, and Shane is its foremost master. He is the Airic Clapton of Air Guitar. He makes other Air Guitar players fall to their knees and start chanting "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,999
Date: 23 Mar 11 - 10:54 AM

I'd nominate California for the Air Guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: kendall
Date: 23 Mar 11 - 08:12 AM

Maine would get the Apollo.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 23 Mar 11 - 05:29 AM

Some states should definiteky have an official guitar.

Would Pennsylvania get the Martin D35?

California get the strat?

Where else...?

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 11 - 03:58 PM

Jack... heheheheee.

Perhaps it's a frozen Tim Horton's donut....just think on it....it could be shot out of a cannon, fired from a slingshot, or even just thrown. By hand.

Been used for years... as hockey pucks. (The apple cruellers are hard to shoot with.)

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Jack Campin
Date: 22 Mar 11 - 03:39 PM

Is this going to be the official California firearm, then?

Hello Kitty M16

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 22 Mar 11 - 02:05 PM

Reminds be of flying Air Canada years ago when they brought me a blueberry muffin for breakfast. Ice cold and as hard at the balls fired at the Plains of Abraham.

(I carried a bag of peanuts and a Snickers for years afterwards when forced to fly Air Canada).

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 22 Mar 11 - 01:56 PM

Thank you, 999, for a very good laugh!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Mar 11 - 06:26 AM

"it could be shot out of a cannon, fired from a slingshot, or even just thrown"

But that would then have Ontario using Quebec's choice. This will lead to no good. "Mark, my words." OK, Mark hasn't brought my words so I will quote:

Quebec today announced that it would adopt the sling shot as the Official Provincial "Hand-held Weapon of Choice When You Have Fuck All Else to Do on Friday Nights".

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: JennieG
Date: 22 Mar 11 - 02:52 AM

LH, will Shane have any input into choosing the official weapon for Ontariario? I can hardly wait for that one.

Perhaps it's a frozen Tim Horton's donut....just think on it....it could be shot out of a cannon, fired from a slingshot, or even just thrown. By hand.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 22 Mar 11 - 01:21 AM

Well in Kanss we have the official state bird, the meadowlark, that does little other than make distinctive noises and craps a lot.

A "side issue" on the "state wingding" is that generally, within the state they represent, molesting, trapping, harming, or possessing the emblem is ILLEGAL - often with substantial penalties.

(This, certainly, could cause problems if New York accepts the bedbug as their "state bug," as some have suggested. We hear that almost everybody there has several.)

Thus, of course, people whinging about the "state gun" quite likely are blaming the wrong side for this, as it's really a plot to move on to "the emblem must be protected," thereby banning anyone from having one.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 08:33 PM

I dunno, Rap, maybe I'll just put some white duct tape over the "In God We Trust" part. Or get a license plate holder with a wide enough rim to hide it. As long as the cops can read the tag number and expiration date, why should they care if anything else is covered up?

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 08:23 PM

Servicemen would have preferred another Browning invention to honor the inventor- the BAR (Browning automatic rifle).

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 08:13 PM

Okay Bee-Dub. How about "Live The Dream" and the one about donating organs? I wonder about that last, though -- why just organs? Why not banjos, bodhrans, and bagpipes as well?

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 06:36 PM

How about an official curse word for those who want to verbally attack others in a most telling manner?

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Wesley S
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 06:23 PM

I'm concerned about the message this sends out. Will there be an official knife for those who want to stab people? An official car for hit and run drivers? Official bats for those who want to whack people over the head? Someones going to get left out and their feelings will get hurt. This can't end well.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 04:19 PM

Peace - LOL!!!!!!!!!

Did you check out my trebuchet link?

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: gnu
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 03:52 PM

"Convince enough influential people that having an official state dildo will help them get re-elected and we'll have one by year's end."

Youse had a federal one up yer collective asses for eight years. And, it seems, lately, that hasn't changed a lot. We Canucks have been getting the looong end of the stick in similar fashion almost as long.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Mark Ross
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 10:00 AM

It's nice to see you read the classics Kendall.

Mark Ross

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: kendall
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 09:53 AM

Mark Ross, THIEF!! That's one of my favorite stories.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,999
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 09:44 AM

BREAKING NEWS

In the IAJMTSUAIGA Poll--called Lester for ease of pronunciation--released this morning, the choice of projectile was determined: rabbit turds.

MMMBDC

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,999
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 09:29 AM

"In a move designed to capitalize on the current wave of popularity being realized by various weapons in the United States, Quebec today announced that it would adopt the sling shot as the Official Provincial "Hand-held Weapon of Choice When You Have Fuck All Else to Do on Friday Nights". The Federal government has filed a protest with the UN Security Council, but experience shows that because they can't find their dicks when the lights are out, Quebeckers don't expect to be sanctioned for years."

From the Montreal Morning Mail and Barn Door Company.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Greg F.
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 09:26 AM

An official State Dildo ... that's what Utah now needs.

They already have one- Orrin Hatch.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 09:22 AM

As long as "official" doesn't mean you have to buy one or go to jail, I don't care. I'm much more offended by the fact that Florida's newer license plates now come with "In God We Trust" emblazoned on them. So when renewal time rolls around, I'll have the option of promoting a deity in which I don't believe or spending extra for a specialty plate. Here's a list of available Florida specialty plates. Ya'll help me pick two.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 08:25 AM

Arizona has had a bill introduced (which has gone nowhere) which would make the .45 caliber Model 1873 Single Action Army Colt's revolver the official state handgun.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: olddude
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 07:45 AM

Life is too fragile, no one should have guns anymore .. even me

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 07:23 AM

Kat .... great song !

An official State Dildo ... that's what Utah now needs.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 02:05 AM

Okay. You have to see this:

What goes up, must...............................!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 01:54 AM

Ah, the glorious trebuchet! The official national weapon of Liechtenstein.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 01:36 AM

Speaking of "wimps," if you're going to have an official state weapon, why be a wimp about it?

CLICKY

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 12:24 AM

He is an absolute master of shallow issues, Sandy. I feel that this considerably increases his chances of being elected president. The average American can easily relate to Chongo, because he's no smarter than their pals at the neighborhood bar, he talks pretty much the same way, and he puts his pants on "one leg at a time". ;-)

There is no WAY anyone will ever label him as a "wimp" or an "intellectual", and he's the farthest thing possible from Ivy League. I'm talking electoral magic here.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 12:22 AM

In regard to the discussion of seagulls we have a great multitude here on this island in the sea called Cape Breton. We have recruited them as the official air force of the Cape Breton Liberation Army, we have fed them an overdose of Ex-lax and have sent them of to bomb Halifax.
Don't look up you mainlanders!

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: J-boy
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 12:22 AM

I fired one of those things once. It had a kick like a mormon mule.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 12:15 AM

Chongo seems to have a deep understanding of shallow issues. Pay closer attention to his wisdom LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 11 - 12:09 AM

Actually it was Illinois that I meant for the Thompson. Chongo said Illinois, not Ohio. It was my error when I typed Ohio.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 20 Mar 11 - 11:53 PM

Well Al Capone was famous for his loyalty to the Thompson Sub-machine gun (AKA Tommy) so Ill. no doubt would want to claim it. They say that he carried his in a violin case and if that is true this is a music thread and should move above the line. Rat a tat tat rat a tat tat!

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Mar 11 - 11:49 PM

I see absolutely no harm in some state having an official state handgun (or other type of gun) if they want to, but it's a cool opportunity for a lot of noisy outrage in certain quarters, a simply glorious chance to slag off one's favorite demons on the unspeakable Right and demonstrate one's idealistic fervor for all to see, so let's glory in this opportunity and make the most of it, shall we? ;-D The coolest thing of all is, you can post links to photos of the despised Sarah Palin toting various firepower and looking spunky while she does it, and if that doesn't get your adrenalin pumping and send your outrage meter rocketing happily to the top of the scale, nothing will.

Just think: if Utah hadn't done it, you wouldn't be having all this fun right now.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Mar 11 - 10:55 PM

Assigning anything the status of official state whatever is an act of purely political symbolism intended to make a handful of supporters feel good while the rest of us simply don't give a shit. Convince enough influential people that having an official state dildo will help them get re-elected and we'll have one by year's end.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Naemanson
Date: 20 Mar 11 - 10:40 PM

I REALLY like what Guest999 said. State Lingerie is the best of all possible worlds.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 20 Mar 11 - 10:17 PM

Well I come from Salt Lake City with my official state handgun
I'm a fan of Donny Osmond and i want to have some fun
old Gary Gilmore! don't you cry for me
I'm gonna kill more than just two or three!

LH
Indiana should get the Thompson - home state of John Dillinger. Although Illinois probably has a better claim - seing as its already called the Chicago piano or something similar.

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Mark Ross
Date: 20 Mar 11 - 09:43 PM

The way I heard it (about the seagulls that is) , after the voracious birds had finished vanquishing the hordes of hungry locusts, they were flying over Salt Lake City heading back to the lake. As they passed overhead (over Brigham Young's domicile) one of them chanced to let loose with some digestive muck that had passed through its system, landing on Amelia, Brigham's 24th wife. She immediately turned to Elder Young, demanding that he run into the house and get some tissue to wipe off the offending stain. Brigham Young replied, "Why Amelia, by the time I get back with some tissue that bird will be halfway to Ogden!"

Mark Ross

Subject: RE: BS: Utah designates official state handgun
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Mar 11 - 09:17 PM

By the way, Chongo thinks this move by Utah is an absolutely terrific idea, and that all American states should choose an official firearm that resonates strongly with the state's past history and its main cultural values. He has already recommended the Thompson Submachine Gun for the state of Ohio, based on its illustrious use there by both gangsters and cops (not to mention G-men) in the 20's and the depression era.