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Subject: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Aug 01 - 10:17 PM So who else were you expecting to start such a thread? Now I know it's pretty common around here to praise the livin' bejesus out of Max for all he has done. A lot of you never tell the lad the truth though........You know some things are best left unsaid..........Right? Of course that's right, unless you're Spaw.........in which case I figure I might as well make a clean breast of things (emphasis on breast) and let the cow chips fall where they may, although I know that cow chips fall throughout the year and not just in May. Surely you have something that would qualify for giving the boy a swift kick in the nuts?!?!? Let me start you out: ********************************************************** 1) He went to Penn State. Very little needs to be added to that as matriculating from the damn place is almost like a kick in the gonads to begin with. 2) He is young........dammit...........Well, there should be some kinda' law about having wisdom before you're 30. Now most of us around here can't even see 30 in the friggin' rear view mirror, so when this young whelp makes some really wise utterance, I just want to kick him in the ass so hard he'll have to take his hat off to shit. 3) MaryMac has been on the Radio Show for over a year and every week I'm in chat trying to get Max to do a u-trou check on her to be sure her underwear are clean. Has he done it? NOT EVEN ONCE!!! I beg, I plead, and what do I get? Nadig, zilch, zero, nothing..........And this is important too. At MM's advancing age she might end up in a hospital at any time (gawd knows I have) and I know that with her CRS (Can't Remember Shit) acting up the way it does, fouled drawers might be quite embarassing to her in the ER. Personally, I solved this problem by not wearing underwear. The first thing an ER does is strip your ass buck naked so what the hell? But I'd think that as a courtesy to MaryMac and myself, he could make this part of the weekly routine. 4) He has resolutely refused to blow up a possum's ass. This has been very upsetting to Cleigh O'Possum. As an "Icon of Mudcat" Cleigh is broken hearted that the site owner can't see his way clear to want to give him a little blow up the bum. Cleigh was at the point of hiring Cletus to blast the Max balls for such an affront, but he's such a nice little possum that he felt bad for even having such thoughts. Now whenever he hears Max's name he becomes quite melancholy. I hate to see the little guy in such a state so this makes another good reason for a kick to the 'nads. 5) Max has created a site here that is as close to a real community as it gets in the cyberworld and it has drawn some intelligent, talented, loving, knowledgeable, and caring folks to this little village (I'm not one of them, but screw that). These folks will tackle almost anything and bring their 3-D lives here too in many cases. For many it has become a place where they can find help for things from music to their 3-D lives and it is one of the best things about the 'Cat......And yet............The dumbass site owner refuses to use it and participate when it might be a good idea. Gawd knows we have some discussions around here where I would value the little whippersnapper's ideas and feelings and knowledge. Sometimes he might value mine.....Well, not mine, but somebody's. But where is he? I dunno'.......Probably out with Mrs. Palmer and her daughters................... ********************************************************** Hope this gets us off to a good start!!! I have given you FIVE GOLD PLATED REASONS to give Mr. Spiegel a kick in the crotch........Anybody else? WHO'S NEXT???? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Art Thieme Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:01 PM Pat, You is acting quite crotchety these days. There's no need to do that to Max. It could lead to a law suit or jail or worse. I think we ought to just stick him between the Folk Alliance and the NAACP and watch the shit hit the fan. (no pun intended) What a scrum that'll be. And Max in the middle. That's bound to wise up Mr. S. who don't even have a Spiegel Catalogue to take into the outhouse with him. So why is he lookin' so wiped out lately? Probaby 'cause everybody is acting teste and wants to kick him in the balls. 'Spaw, you should be ashamed ! Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: khandu Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:05 PM I Ain't touching it!!! khandu |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Mark Cohen Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:07 PM Yes, he should be, Art, but don't hold your breath. And what's wrong with Penn State, anyway, ya old buckey? I'll have you know it's where I went to medical school. Granted, we kept a couple of hundred miles between the med school in Chocolate Town and Happy Valley, but we got to root for the Lions, anyway. And coming from the Ivy League, that was something. Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: CarolC Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:13 PM Hmmm.... um... Nope. Can't do it. I guess he must be doing a pretty fine job or something. |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: katlaughing Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:17 PM Well, well, leave it to the boyz to think in those terms. Now, if you leave it up to the Mudcat wimmin, I am sure we can help with something special for Max's family jewels and it would leave them intact and pain free! Let's see, we'd start out with lots of cuddles and snogs, by candleight with his favourite CD of Taj on the player, the door is locked, no one here but Mr. S and his John Thomas and a Mudcat woman or two. Oh, yes, and we'd bring in MaryMac's masseuse, well his twin sister, to work on those tired and tense muscles. While he's lying there, we'll work up some exotic dance moves to entertain him and he can drift away or roll over and take what's coming to him!**BG** Love ya, Max!!! kat
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:18 PM I should be ashamed? Here we have the eminent medico agreeing with the equally eminent folk singer and what are THEY suggesting? Good Lord, They're about to put Max into the breach, into the maw......into the shitter! Max??? The Folk Alliance??? The NAACP??? Picket Lines???? YOU GUYS ARE WICKED!!! CRUELTY INCARNATE!!!
I was just thinkin' a little kick in the nuts........I'm impressed!Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:23 PM And now we have kat bringing in the Mudcat wimmen and they're going the OTHER direction!!! If I'd known I could get all the stuff that kat is suggesting here, I'd have started a thread called, "Best Reason to Kick SPAW in the Balls."
Geez, this thing ain't workin' out at all.........Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Amos Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:25 PM And for another thing, how come, I wanna know, is he always acting like Robert Johnson? How come he never imitates Richard Dyer Bennet, John McCormack, Clara Louise Lellogg, Bonnie Baker, or Judy Collins?? Or Tiny Tim??? All this Robert Johnson stuff!!! This is supposed to be a folk music site!!! :>) Spaw you are a Primary Bad Influence, a Delinquent Mover Unmoved, and probably the reincartnation of the Beast. LO!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: SINSULL Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:39 PM And yet............The dumbass site owner refuses to use it and participate when it might be a good idea. Gawd knows we have some discussions around here where I would value the little whippersnapper's ideas and feelings and knowledge. Spaw, my love. Has it not occurred to you that Max does in fact visit the Forum, maybe even daily AND post? Now leave the young man's "family jewels" alone and go about doing something constructive...or I will be forced to buy another noisy toy for Tristan. I am debating between "Dueling Banjo Bears" and the "Square Dancing Flowers". Max - pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. He means well. SINS |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:54 PM NO....NO WAY.....for the love of gawd Sins .....NO!!!!I can't take it anymore ..........."Dueling Banjo Bears?" .................... oy ................................................. Let's see, I've been called a reprobate, I ain't gettin' any of the good stuff from Mudcat wimmen, and now I'm threatened with another musical toy guaranteed to put me over the edge (well, it's not much of a fall).............What seems to be the problem here? I gotta' go back and see where I went wrong........ I'm beginning to get that Daffy as Robin Hood feeling..... Guard-Turn-Parry-Spin-Thrust---THWAPPP
Where did I go wrong here? Hmmmmm.....Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Sorcha Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:55 PM HA HA HA HA ....etc. LMAO here......spaw sweetie, as much as I love you I am NOT getting in line to do this. Not to The Emperor Max........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Aug 01 - 12:16 AM Well that's just great.............Not even Sorch the Scorch..................Okay then, I go to the net and get some help huh?...............Lessee, here.........Gonads and Strife.........bound to be something on that........................................................ Hmmmmm...........................Maybe I can get some help from this little guy!!! (Wait for it to load, it's completely bizarre)..........................Yeah, at least the squirrel has some guts!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: katlaughing Date: 18 Aug 01 - 01:26 AM Good lawd wherever did you find that!? Max, darlin', c'mere sweeetie....don't look 'cause it ain't pretty, c'mon, we'll get the beeellllleeee dancer for you, again...that's right Bell EEEE, BelllEEE, Bell EEE, here she comes, ready to shake your tree and make ya feel all better.....luvyakat |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Troll Date: 18 Aug 01 - 01:36 AM I'd say Max deserves a kick for providing 'Spaw with a forum whereby he ('Spaw) can inflict himself on the rest of us. Back to you chuckles. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: alison Date: 18 Aug 01 - 02:30 AM please tell me you don't actually search the net for those 'spaw!!!!...... bizarre was right...... I'm with kat.. I can think of much nicer things to do with, (or possibly to) Max.......... slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Noreen Date: 18 Aug 01 - 03:13 AM Thanks, Spaw, that squirrel made me smile -at 7.30 am, that is no mean feat! Kat, count me in on your team please.... Noreen |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Banjer Date: 18 Aug 01 - 03:13 AM Nah, I think it would probably backfire!! What with all Max has done in first creating this wonderful site, and spending innumerable hours in upkeep and improvements, the weekly radio spots, not to mention trying to keep a job going as well.....Hell that alone makes him some kind of a masochist....He'd probably enjoy a swift kick....'Get his rocks off' in a manner of speaking. |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Morticia Date: 18 Aug 01 - 06:37 AM 'Course, Noreen, you might want to think twice about joining Kat's Free-Fall Weight Lifting, Banjo-Playing,Kami-Kaze Bellee Dancing Team when you see the uniform. Personally, I feel camouflage cami-knickers and two saucepan lids do not show a person off to her best advantage and the morris bells worn off the shoulder add a touch of , what is quite frankly, surreal and bizarre.She made me sign up under duress ( a little place just off the M11) when I was at a low ebb and I seem to have pulled a lot of KP since then, even when I had a note from my mum and everything saying I was excused potato peel because of a nasty rash. I haven't received notification of this latest assualt on the sensibilities of our great and glorious leader,but I'll give the saucepan lids an extra polish just in case. |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: gnu Date: 18 Aug 01 - 07:22 AM That's about as squirrely as it gets... I hope. For five years I've been using the net to research engineering studies, construction technique, equipment and product advances, and Celtic music. What a waste. Almost a kick in the nuts. Thanks for the enlightenment, Spaw. |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Naemanson Date: 18 Aug 01 - 07:46 AM Now, Spaw, I see no reason to be so hard on the kid. Perhaps a little punishment for dealing in addictive substances is in line though. What do you say to his own cell in the NYCTTS? He could share it with Bruce, the 300 pound male rapist. And if Kat's Free-Fall Weight Lifting, Banjo-Playing,Kami-Kaze Bellee Dancing Team wants a place to stay while on tour I have a nice large bedroom...., er, ah, lots of sleeping space, in Maine. Let's see, if I want to be threatened with the sexual ministrations of many women at once all I have to to is create a place like the Mudcat. Is that even possible? Can there be two Mudcats in this world? Even in this cyber world? |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Noreen Date: 18 Aug 01 - 09:35 AM Ah, Brett, but if you create a place like the Mudcat in order to be threatened with the sexual ministrations of many women at once , then it won't happen... that's karma. :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Noreen Date: 18 Aug 01 - 09:40 AM <small voice> "Mummy, how do you get your pan lids so shiny?"</small voice> |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Banjer Date: 18 Aug 01 - 10:58 AM Q. "Mummy, how do you get your pan lids so shiny?" A. Put you right foot in, put your left foot out, Then take them things and shake 'em all about!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Aug 01 - 11:26 AM This thing doesn't seem to be working out at all..................musta' gone wrong somewhere.....................All these posts and the boy and gettin' a single THWUMP!!! 'Course Art and Mark did offer to throw him to the wolves, but I was just thinking a swift kick.........................Hmmmmm....................................Oh well. Maybe something different.........Yeah, that's it...................Lessee now.....................GOT IT! Max, I want to say I love you and I'd like to share a favorite recipe with you! Try it right away!!! I know you'll love it and really have "blast" with it! Just go to the store, pick up the groceries and put this together.....Goes great on Nachos!!! CLICK HERE FOR RECIPE
ENJOY!!!!
....that oughta' fix the boy up.......hehehehehehe.....Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: SharonA Date: 18 Aug 01 - 01:59 PM I don't wanna kick Max in the balls, er nuthin', but he covets my Martin D35. I've been on Mudcat Radio twice so far, and after each show I've had to clean the Max-slobber off my guitar. Once he offered to carry it downstairs for me, and ran away with it! He did give it back, though, but who knows?... if Marymac hadn't seen him take it... ;^) |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Amos Date: 18 Aug 01 - 03:35 PM Sharon: Don't fret over it--Max's just trying to steal some part of your glittering persona 'cuz your songwriting makes him feel inadequate an' your voice is nicer nor his'n!! It's a guy thing -- "If you can't beat 'em, steal their instruments!" A |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Aug 01 - 03:58 PM A VERY attention-getting thread title, Spaw. I note that there has been no mention of William Shatner yet on this thread. Now there has. So there! William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner! Hah! Mail in those contributions to the WSSBA, and remember kiddies...there is only one letter of difference between SPAW and SPAM. And that letter is really the same letter turned upsidedown! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Helen Date: 18 Aug 01 - 09:09 PM 'Spaw, The reason you are not getting what you want is because you haven't been contributing to the 'Cat - where it counts ! - i.e. in my 100 word story challenge, which has died in the arse, to use a choice Oz expression. It is karma, and you would be a lot karma, karma as a cucumber in fact, if you just wrote the damn story and clicked Submit!! Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Celtic Soul Date: 18 Aug 01 - 09:22 PM Spaw, hon. I'm new here and certainly don't want to begin a relationship with the site administrator by kicking him in the balls, nor do I know enough about him to find even one reason for someone else to do it. However, that being said, for the right monetary compensation, I'd kick the Queen Mother in the balls. ;D |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Aug 01 - 10:09 PM What IS the problem here anyway? First, Hawk, you can just shitcan that dork. I mean he has nice horses, but I think he's messing around with the mares when nobody is looking and second, he has no balls to kick. We're talking about Max here!!!!! Then Helen shows up and complains about ME...joining the club I guess, but she fails to notice that I have posted to her thread with 100 words and reserve the right to submit my real one for two years....like Amos did on her other thread. Then we have two newcomers, good new 'Catters too! SharonA won't say a thing even though the guy tried to pinch her guitar and Celtic Soul wants a bribe fer chrissakes! Now lookit here folks........I know y'all have it in you what with all the pissin' and moanin' you do, so let's get with the program here and boot some balls!!!!
...geeziz, this is like pullin' teeth........Maybe they all need a dose of that salsa recipe...........Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Max Date: 18 Aug 01 - 10:17 PM Max 27 - Spaw 3 (or is that gonna be the score of the game this year? Penn State 27 - Ohio State 3). Either way, you now see that I have legions of supporters and protectors. I for one would not want to mess with the Mudcat Women. They can whoop some ass. Not quite sure what to say about all this, but I am really sorry you are so jealous of me. We all know that I am wonderful and smart and devastatingly handsome as well as hundreds of other categories of greatness, but you can't hold them against me. I was born that way… in 1972. Quit trying to enlist help, and come on over here to PA and kick for yourself. I am the King and you are merely the Court Jester. |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Troll Date: 18 Aug 01 - 10:39 PM And 'Spaw limps away, licking his wounds and muttering... Max, don't use Southern terms if you can't get 'em right. It'sWHUP, not WHOOP, as in " Don't make me open my last can of Whup-Ass". troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Aug 01 - 10:49 PM Right. It's "whup", like when Captain Kirk whupped the lizard-Captain! The thing is, it's really hard to see out of a plastic lizard mask, so the poor sap who played the part didn't really have much of a chance, I figure. Still, this Max guy is pretty good for someone who almost never posts. I'm impressed! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Troll Date: 18 Aug 01 - 11:28 PM You just had to slip in a mention of Shatner didn't you. I leave the country for a few months and the standards go straight to hell. And of course he's good! He only posts when he has something to say! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Celtic Soul Date: 18 Aug 01 - 11:33 PM LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Spaw, I cannot come up with a single reason *to* kick ol' Maxxie in the balls, but I got a reeeeal good one not to! This thread (and more specifically *you*) is (are) too much fun to watch! I haven't laughed this hard and loud in a room all by myself in I dunno how long! So, as far as I am concerned, I'm gonna sit here and do nada, nuthin' zip so long as you remain so entertaining! (and I'd still break even *this* vow for the right price) |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: katlaughing Date: 19 Aug 01 - 12:16 AM Nice to see you back in country, troll! Uh, Spaw, you know we can get some hula girls over there for you...after Max is done getting dizzy watching them. BUT, you have to promise to lock up Cletus and them Reg boyz AND Pa! Noreen and Mortee, sorry about the outfits. I know those lids got a little chilly, dind't they? We'll have to work on that. Maybe somethingmore along these lines?
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: GUEST,Philibuster, sans cookie Date: 19 Aug 01 - 12:35 AM The reason you aren't getting many reasons, Spaw, is that your asking the wrong people.
I'm sure if you just ask Max personally he could give you plenty of reasons to foot him in the nuts. After all, he IS the only one that knows what he is really guilty of. We are all our own worst critics, after all. =P |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Art Thieme Date: 19 Aug 01 - 01:12 AM I just had a knock on my door and when I opened it there was a guy with a Spiegel Catalogue (I didn't know those were still around for Christ's sake) trying to sell me some kind of sex toy and when I said "NO" he kicked ME in the balls---all the time mumbling something about dog's pas Dog masor cat's s'pray and smegma breath which he most assuredly had. What the hell's all that about ?????????????? Watch out, guys, this might be some kind o' revenge brigade he's generated with his little blue cyber thingie. He looked something like Shatner too. What's this world comin' too? Oh, the humanity???? Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Art Thieme Date: 19 Aug 01 - 01:15 AM That should've been, "Oh, the humanity !!!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Art Thieme Date: 19 Aug 01 - 01:17 AM Not, "Oh, the humanity ???" |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Art Thieme Date: 19 Aug 01 - 01:21 AM MAX,
What do you make of all this ??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Art Thieme Date: 19 Aug 01 - 01:24 AM That should've been -- Wha'da'ya think ??? Not, Wha,da,ya think? Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Art Thieme Date: 19 Aug 01 - 01:29 AM And that should've read "PUT it hear at Mudcat"-----not BUT it hear at Mudcat. Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Art Thieme Date: 19 Aug 01 - 01:31 AM And that should've read "HERE at Mudcat" ----------- not "HEAR at Mudcat"....................Oh, whatever... (art) |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Amos Date: 19 Aug 01 - 02:57 AM New research has revealed that one of the first symptoms of second-stage CRS is a lack of prepositional subtle distinction. Art's recent posts are a prime example. Also, note that while Spaw keeps asserting he wants someone other than himself to kick Max in theballs, what he is really doing is expressing his own sublimated desire "to kick Max", over his balls (that is, over the fact that, being born as late as he was, Max' have just barely descended, while Spaws' have been sucked up so often as to be practically indifferentiable from his sagging chest muscles.... See, it's all in the prepositions. This novel paradigm is opening very intersting new directions in cognitive studies of age-advantages populations. Look for Spaw's Syndrome to be written up in Science or the AMA Journal any week now. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: hesperis Date: 19 Aug 01 - 04:09 AM Wheeeeeeeee! Don't you think that squirrel was about as good an actor as a certain guy without balls named William? Funny how things happen. Just three days ago, I saw a link to that squirrel at another forum. No, I don't want to kick Max in the gonads. Do you think the squirrel might want to, though? That squirrel seemed to have quite the thing for nuts... |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Banjer Date: 19 Aug 01 - 05:13 AM Beam me up, Scotiie, there's no intelligent life down here!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: gnu Date: 19 Aug 01 - 09:05 AM Geez Max, merely the Court Jester ? That's quite a kick in the nuts. I'll have to consider my position at further length... hope you didn't count my post in your total as it was clearly abstaining from the actual intention of the thread. Previously, I could find no reason to wish you any harm whatsoever... besides Spaw's, of course. Spaw... any details on the actual kick ? Would that be with frozen mocassins ? Would it be administered by one of the more petite Mudcatettes or by, say, the biggest Mick you've ever seen ? Even if it was delivered in a most robust manner, judging by some of the posts above, it might be worth Max considering to volunteer just for the sympathy. After all, there seems to be more offers for a lick in ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: BEST REASON TO KICK MAX IN THE BALLS From: Noreen Date: 19 Aug 01 - 09:25 AM Ok, kat, the middle one here might do... whaddya think, Maxie? (Don't think the girl wearing it's done much bellee dancing, or banjo-strummin', come to that...) Noreen It does remind me of something that might have appealed to Captain Kirk! |