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Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy DigiTrad: CHRISTOFO COLUMBO CHRISTOPHER AND ALICE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBO |
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Subject: Origins: Christopher Columbo / Christofo Colombo From: and e Date: 19 May 24 - 09:03 PM I did a search for a thread of this song using Google and the Mudcat thread search for all time and see no discussion of this song. This is a bawdy song. If you are easily offended, please don't post this this thread and it will disappear faster. I'll be posting bawdy texts, references and clean versions. CRISTOFO COLUMBO Text above is transcribed from The Unexpurgated Folk Songs of Men LP. Recorded in 1959 and issued in 1960. More texts to follow.... when time allows. |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: Robert B. Waltz Date: 20 May 24 - 04:15 AM and e wrote: This is a bawdy song. Oddly enough, by origin, it may not be, although it certainly is best known as one. Here is the Ballad Index entry, with what we know about the origin: Christopher Columbo DESCRIPTION: Columbo, that navigating, masturbating son-of-a-bitch, sails the world round-o, master and crew engaging in a variety of sexual practices on land and sea. AUTHOR: A (clean) version was copyrighted by Francis J. Bryant (see NOTES) EARLIEST DATE: 1893 and the Columbian Exposition in Chicago KEYWORDS: bawdy sex humorous whore exploration | Christopher Columbus HISTORICAL REFERENCES: 1451-1506 - Life of Cristoforo Colombo (who went by the Spanish name Cristóbal Colón), known in English as "Christopher Columbus" 1492 - first of Columbus's four voyages to the New World, which he never figured out was not the coast of Asia, because (although everyone knew the world was spherical) he used a blatantly wrong figure for its diameter and never thought to do an experiment to check the correct figure, which was known to everyone but him, He was indeed brave. He was also an extreme racist, so quarrelsome that his subordinates usually hated him, a credit-stealer, a money-grubber, and a bigot. FOUND IN: Australia Canada US(MW,Ro,So,SW) REFERENCES (10 citations): Harlow-ChantyingAboardAmericanShips, pp. 55-58, "Christopher Columbus" (1 text, 1 tune) Cray-EroticMuse, pp. 308-315, "Christopher Columbo" (3 texts, 1 tune) Randolph/Legman-RollMeInYourArms I, pp. 502-505, "Christopher Columbo" (2 texts, 1 tune) Hopkins-SongsFromTheFrontAndRear, pp 152-153, "Christoper Columbo" (1 text, 1 tune) Shay-AmericanSeaSongsAndChanteys, pp. 207-212, "Christofo Columbo" (1 text, 1 tune) Shay-BarroomBallads/PiousFriendsDrunkenCompanions, pp. 18-22, "Christoforo Colombo" (1 text, 1 tune) Kinsey-SongsOfTheSea, pp. 173-174, "Christopher Columbus" (1 text, 1 tune) Niles/Moore-SongsMyMotherNeverTaughtMe, pp. 106-107, "Columbo" (1 text) Morgan/Green-RugbySongs, pp. 186-187, "Christopher Columbo" (1 text) DT, COLOMBO COLUMB2* Roud #4843 RECORDINGS: Anonymous singer, "Christopho Columbo" (on Unexp1) Arkansas Charlie [pseud. for Charlie Craver], "Oh Christofo Columbo" (Brunswick 410, 1930) Billy Jones, "Christofo Columbo" (CYL: Edison [BA] 5008, prob. 1925) Billy Jones & Ernest Hare, "Christofo Columbo" (OKeh 40397, 1925) Andy Kirk & his Mighty Clouds of Joy, "Christopher Columbus" (Decca 729, 1936) Old Ced Odom & Lil "Diamonds" Hardaway, "Fourteen Hundred and Ninety-Two (Christopho Columbo)" (Decca, uniss.; rec. 1936) CROSS-REFERENCES: cf. "The Good Ship Venus" (lyrics) cf. "The Sailor in Nagasaki" (tune, according to Niles/Moore-SongsMyMotherNeverTaughtMe) cf. "Christopher Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue" (character of Christopher Columbus) cf. "Christopher Columbus Was a Very Brave Man" (character of Christopher Columbus) NOTES [171 words]: This song frequently borrows verses -- identifiable by their internal rhyme in the third line or "limerick form" -- from "The Good Ship Venus." This would not pass muster as a history of Christopher Columbus' voyage of 1492. - EC A distinct understatement. Incidentally, it is not clear whether this was originally clean or dirty. The 1893 date cited above is for a clean version, of which John Garst writes, "We all know 'Christofo Columbo' as a bawdy ballad, but in the Robert W. Gordon papers at the University of Oregon there is a 'clean' version, 'Written and Composed by Francis J. Bryant,' 'Copyright, 1893, by M. Witmark and Sons. Entered at Stationers' Hall, London.... If you wonder how the chorus could be 'clean,' here it is: He knew the earth was round, ho! that land it could be found, ho! The geographic, hard and hoary navigator, gyratory Christofo Columbo." Shay's clean version has the chorus Oh, Christofo Columbo, He thought the world was round-o; That pioneering, buccaneering, Son-of-a-gun, Columbo! - RBW Last updated in version 6.5 File: EM308 |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: Lighter Date: 20 May 24 - 08:08 AM Frederick E. Harlow's "Chanteying Aboard American Ships" prints an expurgated bawdy version that he seems to have heard in 1876. Intriguingly, one of Herbert Canfield's informants (1926) believed (on no known evidence) that the song was known "before the Civil War." It's certainly possible that Bryant had heard the bawdy song in some version and cleaned it up to cash in on the World's Columbian Exposition of 1893 in Chicago. A clear case of cashing in was "Christofo Columbo Thought the World was Round-o," music & lyrics by “Speed” Langworthy, performed by vaudevillians Gus Van and Joe Schenck (Chicago: Will Rossiter, 1924). The sheet music calls it "A Popular Version of an Old Sea Chantey." Including encores, Langworthy manages no less than 52 stanzas, only two or three of which are recognizably based on those in the bawdy song. Langworthy's chorus calls Columbus "That persevering, buccaneering,/ Sailor man Columbo." |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: cnd Date: 20 May 24 - 09:54 AM Here's the two DT references above, cited in Waltz's Ballad Index entry: CHRISTOFO COLUMBO CHRISTOPHER COLUMBO Here's my transcription of an uncredited version on YouTube, [Christopher Columbo (bawdy song)] - Plain White Label - Party Record (spoken) Talking about Italy, their grand, old songs... did you ever hear about the grand old man of Italy, old Columbus? Boy, what a man, with his cock hanging down to his knees out in the ocean breeze, he sailed that broad Atlantic. Boy, what a man was he. Well here's about the ocean voyage that old Columbus undertook. When men were men, women were women, on the high, high, seas Now in Fourteen hundred and ninety two A wop came from Italio Walked down the streets of Spain, but hey Yelling "hot tamale-os!" CHORUS Columbo, Columbo He thought the world was round-o Ah, there's high-fanatical, geographical Sonofabitch, Columbo He ups into the Queen of Spain And he asks for ships and cargo And he swore he'd be a sonofabitch If he didn't bring back Chicago "Well, Columbus," she says, the Queen "Uh -- you've asked for things a-plenty Now, you've asked for cargo ships and men But son, what about the women?" CHORUS Now for weeks and months and months and weeks They sailed the broad Atlantic And for a piece of poon-tang Heh, that whole damn crew went frantic The skipper came on deck one day His cock was like a mast fold He grabbed the first mate round the neck And shoved it up his asshole CHORUS Why, the skipper's wife come on deck one day A-selling shirts and collars Ah, but with her cunt-- yeah, in five minutes She made five thousand dollars Now there was a monkey on this deck This monkey's name was Jumbo He cornholed everything on deck And even, too, Columbo And then they saw some Indian gals As they started in swimming Columbus yelled "We won't have to jack off Cause here comes the women!" CHORUS (x2) |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: Lighter Date: 20 May 24 - 01:02 PM Thanks for the transcription, Carter. Here's what I hear: "Spain by day," "tamale-o!" "Ups unto" "like a mastpole." (The singer's intro and its delivery sound like an imitation of Burl Ives's on his late forties radio show.) Significantly, a "monk" named Jumbo also appears in Harlow's version as well as in one found by Randolph in Missouri in 1929 from a man who said he'd learned it in 1898. Jumbo is absent from the ten stanzas in Immmortalia - and from all others printed AFAIK. In both Harlow and Randolph, "Jumbo" is a victim - though in Randolph he's described as both a "monk" and a "sailorman." "Jumbo the Elephant" was a famous Barnum exhibit. According to Oxford: "Jumbo... A big clumsy person, animal, or thing; popularized, esp., as the individual name of an elephant, famous for its size, in the London Zoological Gardens, subsequently sold in February 1882 to Barnum." Once established in English, "Jumbo" would seem to be an inevitable rhyme for "Columbo." Wikipedia dates the elephant's appearance at the London Zoo to 1860. ("Dumbo," of course, was yet unknown.) |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: cnd Date: 21 May 24 - 08:46 AM Thanks for the corrections, Jonathan. All sound correct to my ear -- except I do think he says "tamale-os" plural, but that's small potatoes. |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: Lighter Date: 21 May 24 - 10:23 AM Ewan MacColl recorded a wholly expurgated version on "Bless 'em All and Other British Army Songs" (Riverside, 1957). MacColl's tune is closer to "In and Out the Window" than, say, Oscar Brand's tune. |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: and e Date: 22 May 24 - 07:27 PM Thanks cnd for posting the transcription of Christopher Columbo (Version #1) Anyone that has done transcription knows one can can get word-blind when listening to something over and over. It's not easy work. BTW, I'm the one that posted the record to youtube. Collecting party records (and posting them to youtube) is tangential to my primary research. I have posted another blank label "Christopher Columbo" online here: Christopher Columbo (Version #2) - 78 Party Record It is a better performance and longer than the first one. cnd if you (or anyone else) would have a go at transcribing, it would would be appreciated... Here is a limerick party record. It's not the usual limericks and a good performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38kv6tFgrvg |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: and e Date: 22 May 24 - 11:03 PM 3907 Gordon "Inferno" Collection, #3907. No date (1920s). Notes say part of manuscript is missing. |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: and e Date: 22 May 24 - 11:07 PM 3908 Gordon "Inferno" Collection, #3908. No date, no location, no contributor. |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: and e Date: 22 May 24 - 11:10 PM 3909 Gordon "Inferno" Collection, #3909; Arch., Monastery, 4/2/18. |
Subject: RE: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy From: cnd Date: 23 May 24 - 09:46 AM I should have figured you were associated with the party records page, John. It's too 'you' not to have been! Anyhow, here's my transcription of the Christopher Columbo #2 recording which you linked above. It's very, very close to the lyrics of the other recording. (spoken) Strike up the band. (spoken) Up your ass, Butch (spoken) Fuck you, you sonofabitch. (spoken) What the hell is this? In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety Two A dago from Italio Walked down the streets of Spain by day Yelling hot tamalio CHORUS Columbo, Columbo He thought the world was round-o That high fanatical, geographical Son-of-a-bitch Columbo He went unto the queen of Spain He asked for ships and cargo Swore he'd be a sonofabitch If he didn't bring back Chicago Queen Anne, she says, "Columbus dear "Please, now, don't get frantic But what will you do for poon-tang When you sail the broad Atlantic?" CHORUS For weeks and months and months and weeks They sailed the broad Atlantic And for a piece of poon-tang That whole damn crew was frantic. The skipper came on deck one day His prick was like a mastpole He grabbed a sailor round the neck And he shoved it up his asshole CHORUS The skipper's wife come on deck one day Selling shirts and collars But with her cunt in just five minutes He made five thousand dollars There was a monkey on this deck This monkey's name was Jumbo He grabbed Columbus by the neck And threw it up his asshole CHORUS (x2) |
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