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Subject: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 Aug 08 - 01:45 PM Hmmm...I had a strange *feeling* today...wondering where Susan had got to and it suddenly came to me.. I heard a strong voice of surprise, then I did some background research and lo and behold I found our Susan has run off with a Brazilian woman and is pregnant with her three children! I have NOT been smoking or drinking anything. I have tuned in and had this verified in the aethers and *seen* Susan and her paramour. She's quite happy and speaking Spanish in a blue streak. She's a Mama Mia!! Hardi seems to be content and not worried...maybe he knows something we don't? At any rate...once she gets the PC thing sorted in the wilds of where it is she ran we may hear more directly from herself or maybe the Brazilian will show up? Stay tuned and if you've heard anything...please share with us! katintrepid&curious! |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Aug 08 - 01:47 PM Why have I not seen this in the cheap press over at the grocery store? |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Bee Date: 17 Aug 08 - 02:00 PM I was wondering as well, but then summer distracts many from the wonders of the internet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Amos Date: 17 Aug 08 - 02:05 PM Well, you know, the press has always held the church in a certain aura of dignity... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Aug 08 - 02:18 PM Myself, I always figured she'd run off with an Eskimo. Susan has always been the type of person who is Innuit.......................................I'll be leaving now.......................................... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Aug 08 - 02:29 PM Sounds like another snow job to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Art Thieme Date: 17 Aug 08 - 02:45 PM Alas, I knew it all along. She's up there with Quinn the eskimo in the land where it takes six monthe to sing "Night And Day" ---So don't expect her to come running back anytime oon. Oh, the humanity! Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: GUEST,lox Date: 17 Aug 08 - 04:39 PM What's this? Susan got herself a Brazilian? And how did you find this out again Kat? ... actually ... on second thoughts ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 Aug 08 - 04:46 PM Well, I'll tell ya, lox...I slipped...that's right...I quit with my reformation and went back to Navel Gazing and whilst I was tied up like a pretzel trying to actually SEE my navel, it was like I was hit with a bolt of lightening, or enlightenment...yeah! For real, I *saw* Susan, but I couldn't understand a word except "Si,Si" and "Adios!" It was her, for sure and some tall good-looking woman with flashing eyes,castanets on her fingers and a mantilla...I always wanted those when I was a kid and danced for my parents. BUt, I digress...never did see my navel, but boy! Did I tune in or what!? Halfway across the nation and I could see Susan wasn't there, if ya get my drift...she was South of the Border and it wasn't Mexico! She was laughing and dancing, and carrying on! Made me think maybe I need to find me a Brazilian woman, too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Bill D Date: 17 Aug 08 - 05:27 PM Sure is a more interesting answer than the last one Susan posted about them getting MORE busy with church stuff and the group she's leading at the pool, etc. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: GUEST,lox Date: 17 Aug 08 - 06:29 PM So you saw susans brazilian in your navel? |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 Aug 08 - 07:00 PM Naw, lox, I never got that far! Well, round the |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Riginslinger Date: 17 Aug 08 - 07:45 PM Doesn't this whole thing sound really weird? |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Amos Date: 17 Aug 08 - 08:08 PM We agree aain, Rig. Are you sure you haven't caught some kind of damn liberal virus or somp'n? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Bobert Date: 17 Aug 08 - 08:08 PM Well, I've write some real stupid stuff here lately which usally draws her out but I reckon she has Betty Forded us, folks, 'cause seems I can't writ nuthin' dumb 'nuff to draw her out??? Guess the Betty Ford stuff is stickin' purdy good... Maybe I'll try it??? Nah... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 17 Aug 08 - 08:12 PM Because Spaw was channeling the MOAB and therefore had baked Alaska on his brain when he answered. Got everyone off track of the navel lint vibes emanating from the approaching Brazilian springtime. It's tropical so it doesn't really matter what time of year, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Don Firth Date: 17 Aug 08 - 08:41 PM I've checked every math book I have and I can't find it anywhere. How many is a Brazilian? Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Riginslinger Date: 17 Aug 08 - 09:50 PM "We agree aain, Rig. Are you sure you haven't caught some kind of damn liberal virus or somp'n?" I'm liberal on a whole lot of things, Amos. I agree completely with Leon Trotsky on religion. I think America's future lies in pouring a whole lot more resources into public education, and I think we ought to be paying a much more attention to the environment. Some of the problem lies, in my opinion, in the fact that we only have two major parties. So you can agree with one or the other on one thing, and disagree on another. For some of the most important issues, many of us think both parties are wrong, and there's simply no place to go with that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 Aug 08 - 09:53 PM You boyz go do your politickin' somewheres else, pull-eeze! This thread is for Susan and her Brazilian! Long may they reign!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Riginslinger Date: 17 Aug 08 - 09:59 PM Okay, Kat. You've got it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 18 Aug 08 - 12:35 AM T'anks.:-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: JohnInKansas Date: 18 Aug 08 - 02:13 AM Are we quite sure that she didn't run down to Aussieland to straighten out this mayor: Mayor seeks 'ugly duckling' women While she wouldn't qualify as an "invitee," and the mayor's assertion of "five men to every woman" would be no attraction, the uproar quite obviously needs an organizer to beat the cr*p out of the mayor. She might also have seen the need to explain to those complaining that their "attitude" may be why there are five men for every woman. (?) Haven't we known her to be a leader of causes? John |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 18 Aug 08 - 09:51 AM John, I'm speechless. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Wesley S Date: 18 Aug 08 - 11:20 AM That mayor doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell to get re-elected. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Amos Date: 18 Aug 08 - 11:21 AM That mayor fella sure has a head on his shoulders, which is a mighty good thing for a small town. The Mayor needs to have a head on his shoulders. For one thing, he needs a place to park his mouth so he can occasionally stick his foot into it. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 18 Aug 08 - 11:28 AM He wouldn't last two shakes if Susan and her Brazilian were there, but I think he's on the way out, anyway, so she won't need to bother. I've had another revelation...on their way to Bazil, Susan and her entourage have been having a nice lay-by in the Caribbean. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 18 Aug 08 - 11:35 AM There she is! You nailed it with that set of photos. SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: JohnInKansas Date: 18 Aug 08 - 11:40 AM News reports are that the Caribbean has just been hit by a "significant" tropical storm that is now moving into Florida as a Cat I hurricane. Evacuation of the Keys has been proceeding for a couple of days now. Are we to believe that WYS might be responsible? John |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 18 Aug 08 - 11:45 AM Naw, never! She getting ready for a reprise of her Red Cross days...Here she comes to save the day! |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: PoppaGator Date: 18 Aug 08 - 12:36 PM Brazilians speak Portuguese, not Spanish... Lying generally works better when you get your facts straight LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Megan L Date: 18 Aug 08 - 12:44 PM Aw Popa did ye hae tae go get aw thenical on her ye ken fine thon lassie did somethin serious tae her brain when bendin doon tae luk at her belly - - - oops sorry belly button - - or so she tells us |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Louie Roy Date: 18 Aug 08 - 02:56 PM Kat is this for real??????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Donuel Date: 18 Aug 08 - 02:59 PM I heard she ran off with Rick Green, Drew Barrymnore's former husband. He's good for a few laughs but not adult enough for open relationships. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: kendall Date: 18 Aug 08 - 03:23 PM I thought they spoke Portugese in Brazil? |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 18 Aug 08 - 03:30 PM Tch! And a fine belly button it 'tis, I'll have you know! T'anks for the defence, Megandarlin'! So, Portagee, smortagee...whaddaIknow? It all sounds like Greek to me! All I know is what Susan ah, the beach at Antigua was stupendous, but a bit wet. The whole island has now been organised and is Ready for Freddy, or whatever other named storm may come, thanks to Susan and her Brazilian! Next stop Copacabana! |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: SINSULL Date: 18 Aug 08 - 03:38 PM So is it a Brazilian or a Greek? |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 18 Aug 08 - 03:41 PM Well, heckifiknow...she said Brazilian, but maybe I'll hafta see if beardedbruce can help me tune in better ...! |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Don Firth Date: 18 Aug 08 - 04:16 PM Okay, I'm lost. . . . Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 18 Aug 08 - 05:28 PM Don, Susan has been away camping for a while, and this thread is meant to offer a colorful arrival back. . . once she gets her 'puter up and running, that is. Perhaps if the story gets more agonizing maybe she'll get the hardware fixed faster. . . SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Don Firth Date: 18 Aug 08 - 06:07 PM AHA! With it now. Thanx, Maggie! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Don Firth Date: 18 Aug 08 - 06:14 PM Ain't telepathy wonderful?. "A sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." —Arthur C. Clarke Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Bill D Date: 18 Aug 08 - 06:27 PM Telepathy is REALLY amazing when it gets thru to *me*....and I get it now. I hope she didn't catch any weird tropical diseases in Brazil...but I do hope that if she gets back, she brings some of those exotic woods. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Riginslinger Date: 18 Aug 08 - 09:49 PM "I hope she didn't catch any weird tropical diseases in Brazil..." Read the thread. She ran off with a woman! |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: GUEST,The Brazilian - Oo-La-La-La! Date: 18 Aug 08 - 10:43 PM Olá!. Eu sou com Susan. Que é esta coisa que chama Mudcat? Não se preocupe. Eu tomarei bom dela! Adeus, Marta el joe clone, here, folks...I've had it, on good authority, our Susan is fine, just back from vacation and working on a PC problem. I expect she'll be in directly. Hey, Marta! Welcome to the Mudcat! |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 18 Aug 08 - 11:30 PM Telepathy is green now? |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 19 Aug 08 - 12:07 AM Apparently for some who are just *tuning* in, SRS.:-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: wysiwyg Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:10 PM Alas, it turned out that my Braziliana was channeling some Spanish pirate and you KNOW I don't go in for that channeling stuff!!! Now I'm looking for a nice, friendly belly dancer to replace her. Fickle! Oh, vacay was FUN, and I have a few yarns to tell, but a vision problem now intrudes and I may not get in to see ("see," LOL) the doc till next week, so patience, but the pore ole puder is warranted as-is for a few more wheezes. Gonna leave email and such alone for the time being, too. Doggies had a fun time at a new-to-us kennel, came back GREAT. We got some new camping equipment, blah blah blah..... But the BEST is the new band member we found the first night back at church. Pye-annie-man. Can boogie woogie. ~Susan KAT RULES |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: maeve Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:45 PM Welcome home. You have indeed been missed. It's great to have your stories to look forward to also! Love, maeve |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: katlaughing Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:55 PM Welcome back, Susan! Channelling, huh? I wonder what all that woo-woo stuff was I kept hearing! Well wishes for the eyes and PC. |
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Subject: RE: BS: WYSIWYG has run off??!! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:21 PM Hey, all you smart alecks that had to point out that Brazilians speak Portuguese - maybe they do, but you can't learn it in high school in America. Therefore, when Susan split, she had to speak Spanish. I suspect that most Brazilians know enough Spanish to get by. Especially with elegant shrugs and much use of the hands. ======= Susan, CAMPING EQUIPMENT? We want the scoop on the Brazilian beauty, and you give us CAMPING EQUIPMENT? Hope your eyes are okay soon. |
