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Subject: (name removed) has a fat arse From: GUEST Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:25 AM I know, I've had the displeasure of seeing it |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Linda Kelly Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:29 AM she speak's very highly of you. |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: GUEST,Thin arse Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:35 AM But I'm only a 'gutless' guest. How could she know? |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:12 AM gawd... have you nothing better to do, putting same message on most threads.... hmmmmmm! perhaps you should consider a career in match stick boat building, very satisfying for the obsessive compulsive people so I have heard... oh dear! E |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Dave the Gnome Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:20 AM Better than a fat head. She must realy have got to you for you to keep putting these postings on every thread. What's it like to be that besotted with someone that you cannot stop talking about them? And don't worry too much about being anonymous. Are you that computer illeterate to think that your IP address(es) cannot be traced? Be VERY careful if you think you can get away with anything because you are hiden. You are not! DtG |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Dave the Gnome Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:22 AM Whoops! Spelt illiterate illeterate. Must prove something but I don't know what... I'm sure our 'anonymous' guest will tell me;-) DtG |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: KingBrilliant Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:51 AM And you, dear Guest, are an arse-hole. A very unpleasant one. (name removed) - don't take no notice. You carry yourself with style, and I can't imagine why this ignorant git feels the need to insult you. Sorry to raise the thread to the top again - but I didn't want to just ignore it either... Kris |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: KingBrilliant Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:55 AM And just to lighten the moment.... Mine is so vast that Mark once told me I needed patterned trousers 'to break up the monotony of your arse'. Its a phrase I still cherish. Still - we do make the rocking world go round. Freddie said so. Kris |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:28 AM My daughter refers to her backside as " two badly parked vauxwagons" (name removed) I too could not ignore this thread - guest is a very lame git - I would not waste a nano second thinking about him. I could start a thread in praise of said nether region ? Patrish xxx |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: The Walrus at work Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:34 AM It strikes me that "GUEST" has had one too many wine gums. Walrus |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Steve Parkes Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:38 AM We should treat his (her?) contempt with the remark it deserves! Steve |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: JudeL Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:50 AM GUEST - you appear to be obsessed by asses is this because you are one or because your head is stuck so far up yours !! (name removed), take no notice of that crude rude and ignorant coward hiding behind his supposed anonymity Many Big Hugs Jude May his bits shrivel and his life become far too interesting for him to cope with! |
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Subject: RE(name removed) has a fat arse From: ScottyG Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:52 AM To (name removed) and and all you fat bottomed girls out there: Lots of us guys love ample behinds. My wife is no skinny minny, but she's sure as hell sexier than these boney super-model types you see all over the place. Er, what was the quip; "more cushion for better pushin"? Nonsense aside, what does the size of one's backside have to do with the kind of person one is? "Guest" needs to get a life. BBWs - gotta love 'em!
ScottyG ---Jeff (PA)--- |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Skipjack K8 Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:53 AM How the mighty are fallen? From Rear of the Year (Male) 1978 to the stretched marked sagging transom I now stuff down me trousers, I feel qualified to sit in judgement on this vexed question. Jesus had, if not the biggest arse, the stretchiest skin in the Bible. He tied his ass to a tree, and walked thirty miles hence, unto Jerusalem. Our guest, when unmasked as David has explained, is unlikely to be callipygian, and most likely possessive of many other imperfections, but shoite, I'd sooner be afflicted than a flamer. That's sickness of the soul. Skipjack |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: clansfolk Date: 09 Jul 01 - 10:15 AM Maybe "Guest" - was actually looking into a mirror
An easy test for him to try is to sing a song standing then sit down - does it get quieter? - if so he sings from the same place as he talks from!
As for mine - well "when I sit around the house - I sit around the house" - "I get a hang over just sitting on a bar stool" etc. etc. etc...... Pete (Maximus seatus) |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Eric the Viking Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:22 PM Judge ye not a book by it's cover, It's a shame that "guest" has no courage in him/her as the song goes. He/she does not identify the gender of the person that is being referred to either.Beauty is skin deep and for every bird there is a tree etc as the song goes, perhaps "guest" has not found his/her tree yet. Pity the poor person. Sad, sad, sad,-perhaps guest will next time say, Jewish, asian,black, white, chinese, one eyed, disabled,short, tall, diseased or some other excuse to be a PRAT ! Signed, Eric the viking, never afraid to put my name to anything I write, say or do. lives in Cleckheaton-don't like it guest you can find me there, now PISS OFF! |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:26 PM Yes it is... I like it that way. So do several other people. Next time, come up and introduce yourself - I'll sing you a special song. LT FATARSED S! |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Steve Latimer Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:27 PM And according to Taj Mahal, Big Legged Mama's Are Back In Style Again.
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:31 PM I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad... |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: SINSULL Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:36 PM Wow Miss Lizzie! You've been flamed - incompetently, but flamed all the same. I am jealous. My ass has to be at least as big as yours! SINS (Mary Sullivan, lest I be accused of hiding behind a pseudonym) |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: SharonA Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:40 PM As a newbie (and a BBW as well!) (for those who haven't seen last week's Mudcat Radio show), I am more than gratified to observe the reaction to GUEST's flaming remark earlier today, and to know that such behavior is not dismissed as harmless or amusing. I'm especially glad to see that the person's name has been removed throughout this thread. I hope that "name removed" knows how much we care to protect the feelings and reputation of a fellow member; and I hope that GUEST has learned his/her lesson and grows up. This simply serves to reinforce the positive impression I've gotten of the Mudcat membership as a whole. I'm proud to have been accepted into this group. SharonA |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: gnu Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:42 PM I was going to post early this AM. Had it typed and couldn't hit the submit. Figured it was better to let sleeping trolls lie. After all, if there's no sunlight, slimy creatures like Guest usually crawl back under their rocks. But, given the fact that the party on the receiving end (no pun intended) of this cowardly and rude act has seen fit to post, here is a shortened version of my unposted reply to guest.... I've got a big arse too. Here it is for you to kiss, if you can get your head out of yours. |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:43 PM Okay, okay now, girls, none of this "my ass is bigger than yours" thing. I'm sure we're all just as worthy, and all just as wonderful, regardless of the size of our caboose. Now, if somebody had proof that (name withheld) was torturing baby seals, or stealing presidential elections, or drilling in wilderness areas, or other such evil behavior, I might be interested in hearing more. The size of her "arse" doesn't interest me in the least. That's not where the heart is located. Nor the soul. (Although some people apparently keep their brains there -- which would make (name withheld) potentially much smarter than they!) Alex |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:44 PM Name removed is quite amused by all this - after all, it is a rather fat arse, and Queen wrote a song all about me. If my other activities work out, I shall shortly (and fatly) get on my bike and RIDE!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:45 PM Oh Mousie, you say the sweetest things..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: chip a Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:54 PM guest......you are bloody, damn pathetic. Now, sit down and slow your breathing a bit. Get hold of yourself (not that way asshole!) You can do better than this if you'll put your mind to it. Give your subject a little thought before you begin to rant and rave. Remember, the purpose of an insult is to hurt the one being insulted. So far, all you've done is give a pretty big bunch of folks a good laugh. PSSSSST.....it's you we're laughing at. Have a nice day. : ) Chip A. |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Áine Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:37 PM You know, I've always felt sorry for people, like guest, that can't appreciate all us BBW (yes, I'm a member of the sisterhood, too. And mine's been that way since I was born ;-) They really miss out on a good thing; and they forget that along with a big bum come two lovely, luscious big bodacious breasts! And I have them too -- AND they're perky! And to (name removed) and all my BBW sisters I say, "Let your big bums fly, Girls! When we shake it, we don't break it - and only a REAL MAN can take it!! Big-arsed and proud of it, Áine ;-) |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:42 PM And their perky what? |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Llanfair Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:19 PM What a shame that, even in these enlightened times, people still consider that there are "good" and "bad" physical attributes. Beautiful people come in all shapes and sizes. Bron. |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: gnu Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:32 PM I think it's a biologically driven desire that most men have for women with big hips. Small hips ain't no good for squeezin out pups. Oh oh. My keyboard breathalyzer has just informed me that I have performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Goodnight. My apo |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: SDShad Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:33 PM Hey, now, I feel slighted. My arse is friggin' 'uge! Why can't I get my name removed? Whining, or per etymology given in in a recent thread, more properly whinging, Incontinentia Buttocks |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Sourdough Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:47 PM Guest: and this is the best way you know to make the world a better place? Mudcatters - What nice reactions to to a jeroll (a jerk crossed with a troll) Makes me proud. Sourdough |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:26 PM I feel I should put a blicky here to the words to 'She weighs 16 stone and what do you get?'..... shame I can't remember how to do it.... Just remember, that when you see us coming, better run and hide. A lot of men didn't and a lot of men died. LTS |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Burke Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:44 PM Here you go Hope it works. |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:51 PM This reminds me of Allan Sherman's spoof on Molly Malone:
She wheels her wheelbarrow
In Dublin's fair city,
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:25 PM Thanks Burke, knew someone could do it!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Mrs.Duck Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:49 PM I consider Name Removed to be one of my closest friends - about four feet wasn't it Liz!! Bottoms up girls!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Lin in Kansas Date: 09 Jul 01 - 10:20 PM One of my brother's favorite descriptions of me went something like: "Well, she's red-headed. She's got a real nasty temper sometimes. And she's got an ass that's two axe handles and a can of tomatoes wide." Nothings changed (except there's been another axe handle added)! Go ladies, go... Lin |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: harpgirl Date: 09 Jul 01 - 10:51 PM I demand a recount!!!!!
I demand the right to be judged accordingly in this contest!! With that in mind I am promptly taking a polaroid of my backside and mailing it to the appropriate judge! I urge anyone who wishes to stand up and be counted to do the same. We'll see just who is the real winner!!!! What's your mailing address again Catspaw??????? |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Murray MacLeod Date: 09 Jul 01 - 10:51 PM Gnu, you would be surprised , as I was, at the lack of correlation between hip size and ease of parturition. My ex was (and is) a midwife of twenty-five years experience and I used to debate this very topic with her at length. Nor is it true that breast size and ability to lactate satisfactorily are correlated in any way. (Not that anybody here has suggested that there is a correlation, but in such an idiotic thread, anything might happen ....) Murray |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Liz the Squeak Date: 10 Jul 01 - 01:29 AM True Murray - as my own case will illustrate. It has been noted that I have broad childbearing hips, but had to have a C section because they weren't broad enough to squeeze my baby lard monster through at 8lb 12.5oz. And for those of you who've seen/read Bridget Jones' Diary(if you haven't, go and do so...), yes, I can rest a pint of beer on it. But only if it's in a dimple glass. LTS |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: fat B****rd Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:09 AM And anyway, it aint the meat it,s the motion. |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Steve Parkes Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:55 AM All that meat, and no potatoes! It's enough to keep a sensitive lad awake at nights ... What's that other song? Ah--"It must be jelly, 'cos jam don't shake like that!" Steve (with his chalk in his hand!) |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: manitas_at_work Date: 10 Jul 01 - 07:56 AM Hey Sinsull, You and I might be cousins. My mum is a Sullivan. Paul Draper (LtS's husband) |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: gnu Date: 10 Jul 01 - 08:41 AM Murray... I know. Just an excuse in my slightly tipsy condition to say something risque. I usually get quite a reaction from my female friends when I say something about "squeezin out pups". |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: guinnesschik Date: 10 Jul 01 - 09:28 AM Well, good grief! What a great way to turn something too stupid to be really nasty into another really entertaining thread! Name removed should be proud of her fat arse, as am I. And believe me, it's HUGE! (Ask Himself, and just happen to ask him how much he likes it...) FAWU! (fat arses of the world unite) |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Jeremiah McCaw Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM And always remember; a thing of beauty is a joy forever! |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: catspaw49 Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:40 PM Sorry I kinda' missed all this, but it reminds me of an old railroader friend of my Dad's (another railroader). In describing his wife, he held his hands far apart and said, "She's got a firebox about yea wide." Always cracked the Ol' Man up...........me too. I would be happy to act as judge in any "Firebox Contest"..........Submit your pictures to me and after due consideration and other things, I'll post a winner. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: gnu Date: 10 Jul 01 - 01:02 PM Shouldn't there be a panel of judges ? I will volunteer to serve along with Spaw on the panel, purely in the interest of fair play and all that. Wait... there's going to be a male panel judging women and vice versa, right ? |
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse From: Liz the Squeak Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM Better get the wide angle lens out then, hadn't I 'Spaw..... LTS |
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