Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Áine Date: 09 Jun 02 - 05:44 PM Well, here we are again, Challenge!rs -- with one of your favorite subjects for a Challenge! - animals ;-) It's summertime, and we're goin' swimming . . . Come on in, the water's fine (hehehe).
Casuarina Club Coach Spells Speed With A 'C' -- (Darwin, Australia 30/6/01) An Australian coach is using a crocodile in the pool to encourage his swimmers to improve their speeds. Have fun, and Go For It, Challenge!rs!!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: CapriUni Date: 09 Jun 02 - 06:41 PM Well, here we are again, Challenge!rs -- with one of your favorite subjects for a Challenge! - animals ;-) It's summertime, and we're goin' swimming . . . Come on in, the water's fine (hehehe). For a minute there, I thought you were going to give us the story of that :::ahem::: "amourous" dolphin.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: SINSULL Date: 09 Jun 02 - 07:13 PM "I'm being swallowed by a nine foot crocodile Oh no, there go my toes. Oh dread! He's got my head... Sorry. Best I could do on short notice. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: SINSULL Date: 09 Jun 02 - 07:45 PM Anything to avoid cover letters and resumes. To the tune of "Babies In The Mill" I used to be in competitive swims Australian crawl my feat. Through waters flashed Past competitors splashed Impossible to beat. But gators' jaws and gators' claws Affected my technique. I have my hide; maybe not not pride. But shin and thigh and cheek. CHORUS:
Come into the water, Mark Davies Come in without ado. Its jaws are bound; its toes are clipped. And Darwin's counting on you.
The authorities condemn Mark's style 'Tis cruel to man and beast. In their opinion the crocodile Must be private pooled to feast. Casuarina folk are even divided. Some cheer the increased speed. But some prefer the slower pace And gore and bloody feed. CHORUS
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: SINSULL Date: 09 Jun 02 - 07:50 PM AW CRAP! CHORUS:
Come into the water, Mark Davies
The authorities condemn Mark's style
CHORUS |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: SINSULL Date: 09 Jun 02 - 07:52 PM SIGH Casuarina folk are even divided. Some cheer the increased speed. But some prefer the slower pace And gore and bloody feed. CHORUS |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: CapriUni Date: 09 Jun 02 - 11:39 PM Love it Sinsull, even without the line breaks! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Amos Date: 10 Jun 02 - 12:37 AM Jane Crumley, the Swimming Team Fool(Tune: John Henry)When Jane Crumley was a little baby A-sittin' on her momma's knee, She said a ten foot salty on the Varsity Squad, Is gonna be the death of me, Lord, Lord Gonna be the death of me! Now Janie grew up to be a swimmer, And she moved to Darwin town; And the girls all called her the Dundee Momma 'Cuz she smoked all the boys in the town, Lord Lord, She smoked all the boys in that town. Now the big coach said to Jane Crumley, Gal, you better swim like a fool, There's a ten foot croc with a hide like rock, In the starting end of this pool, Lord Lord The starting end of the pool But Jane Crumley she said to Coach Davies I'm the fastest fin in this town Before I let that salty catch my ass I will roll right over and drown, Lord, Lord I will roll right over and drown! When the starting gun went off that morning Janie Crumley's suit was brown But when the days was over, Lord It was red from the shoulders down, Lord Lord Bright red fromt he shoulders down. Now Janie said to her pacer, Pacer, pour me that tea and cream 'Cuz I'm pouring on hots and I'm cutting five knots, Just look at that chlorine steam, Lord, Lord Just look at that chlorine steam. Now the bugger who raised up that salty, He thought he was something fine But Jane Crumley breast-stroked a ten-meter start Before that salty croc done nine, Lord, lord Before that croc done nine! Jane Crumley she dug into the water She cut it like a razor knife But five meters short of that finishing line That salty took her life, Lord Lord That salty took her life The salty got hold of one ankle And Janey just tore herself free Said I won't make the lap in four nineteen, But I'll make it in four twenty-three, Lord, Lord I'll make it in four twenty-three Now the salty he grabbed Janey's kneecap, And Janey was just half-alive Said I won't make the lap in four twenty three, But I'll make it in four twenty-five, Lord, Lord I'll make it in four twenty-five! Now Janey was crossing the finishing line As the salty pulled her down, She made four twenty-five as he grabbed her waist, And she rolled right over and she drown, Lord, Lord She rolled right over an' she drowned. Well they sponged up the rest of Jane Crumley And they put it on display by the pool And every class of freshmen gets to hear that coach say, "Now there was a true swimming fool, Lord, Lord There was a true swimming fool!" |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Genie Date: 10 Jun 02 - 12:58 AM "I'm being followed by a croc's shadow, croc's shadow, croc's shadow..." |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 10 Jun 02 - 12:14 PM Amos, a true masterpiece! Wonderful! Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Amos Date: 10 Jun 02 - 03:22 PM Why, thankee, Dave!! :>) Made mah day! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Áine Date: 10 Jun 02 - 03:24 PM SINSULL -- Here's your song pasted together. I took out a line in the first verse (there were too many), and in the second verse, took out one of the 'not's in 'maybe not not pride'. If you need any more changes, let me know. BTW, do you have a title for this song? -- Áine
To the tune of "Babies In The Mill" |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Genie Date: 11 Jun 02 - 12:48 AM Bein' Tailgated By A Croc Shadow [Please do forgive me, Cat Whatever-your-name-is-now, for taking liberties with your venerable "Moonshadow."] Well, I'm Bein' tailgated by a Croc Shadow, Croc shadow, Croc Shadow, Smokin' and strokin' in a croc's shadow, Croc's shadow, croc's shadow. God! If I ever slow my pace, I'll lose more than just this race, Oh, if I ever slow my pace, Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!, Ow! Ow! Ow! I won't have no feet no more. Well, I'm Bein' tailgated by a Croc Shadow, Croc shadow, Croc Shadow, Smokin' and strokin' in a croc's shadow, Croc's shadow, croc's shadow. And if I slow, I'll lose my ass; The croc'll do more than just pass! Yes if I slow, I'll lose my ass; Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!, Ow! Ow! Ow! I won't have no butt no more. He won't take long to catch me. He's got me in his sights! That reptile's bound to catch me! I'm racing from sheer fright! Well, I'm Bein' tailgated by a Croc Shadow, Croc shadow, Croc Shadow, Smokin' and strokin' in a croc's shadow, Croc's shadow, croc's shadow. And if this race I chance to botch, Th' croc will breakfast on my crotch, And if this race I chance to botch, Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!, Ow! Ow! Ow! I won't reproduce no more! Oh, I'm bein' followed by a Croc Shadow, Croc shadow, Croc Shadow, Smokin' and strokin' in a Croc Shadow, Croc shadow, Croc Shadow. And if he gets me in his mouth, All his teeth in my 'north and south,' Well, if he gets me in his mouth, Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!, Ow! Ow! Ow! I won't ever race no more! Well, I'm Bein' tailgated by a Croc Shadow, Croc shadow, Croc Shadow, Smokin' and strokin' in a croc's shadow, Croc's shadow, croc's shadow. The coach thinks I can win the prize With that reptile at my thighs. Coach thinks I can win the prize, But Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!, Ow! Ow! Ow! I'm not sure it's worth it all! Well, I'm Bein' tailgated by a Croc Shadow, Croc shadow, Croc Shadow, Smokin' and strokin' in a croc's shadow, Croc's shadow, croc's shadow. They say that croc's jaws are taped shut, He's only a shadow. They say that croc's jaws are taped shut, But, Ow! If he breaks it, there go my nuts! I won't have no 'nads at all! Well, I'm Bein' tailgated by a Croc Shadow, Croc shadow, Croc Shadow, Smokin' and strokin' in a croc's shadow, Croc's shadow, croc's shadow. Fade away: Strainin' and trainin' in a Croc's Shadow, Croc's shadow, croc's shadow. Racin' and prayin' in a Croc's Shadow, Croc's shadow, croc's shadow. Tailgated and baited by that Croc Shadow, Croc Shadow, Croc Shadow. Croc Shadow, Croc Shadow. Croc Shadow, Croc Shadow. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: mousethief Date: 11 Jun 02 - 09:31 AM Great big huge kudos to Amos and Genie! Two hard acts to follow,to be sure! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: MMario Date: 11 Jun 02 - 09:39 AM I'm enjoying these - just too brain numb to think of anything to say. (or lyrics!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: mousethief Date: 11 Jun 02 - 09:42 AM Crocodile's Picnic Tune: Teddy Bears' Picnic
If you go into the pool today
Picnic time for a crocodile ©2002 Alex Riggle. All rights reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Amos Date: 11 Jun 02 - 10:03 AM LOL, ALex!!! Inspired. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: MMario Date: 11 Jun 02 - 10:10 AM Now THAT deserves a standing ovation - but my feet hurt - so it will be a virtual one! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 11 Jun 02 - 10:51 AM A parody of "My Grandfather's Clock" THE SALTWATER CROC I'm a saltwater croc, that has had his claws docked And my jaws are secured with strong wire I've been trained to pursue, every Oz swimmer who Shows signs that they're starting to tire If my nose hits their toes, then away they must go And leave distance between them and me For although I am bound, my handler has found Just a nudge and a swimmer will flee I was one day assigned, to trail close behind A swimmer who's in a big league And as I approached, as directed by coach I detected some metal fatigue I seized on my chance and I lunged for his pants And my muzzle no longer held fast I dined on his nethers, his torso was severed But the finishing time was world class |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Sorcha Date: 11 Jun 02 - 10:59 AM OMIGAWD!! You guys are awesome!! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Genie Date: 11 Jun 02 - 11:25 AM Mousethief, Sinsull, Derry, (and, to repeat, Amos)--you folks got my mascara running down my face! Such poesy! Genie |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: DonD Date: 11 Jun 02 - 12:17 PM CRAZY COACH MARK DAVIES (to the tune of 'The Whistling Gypsy Davy') Casuarina's team needed much more steam, Their coach thought they were just lazy, To goose his team, he dreamed up a scheme, Did crazy coack Mark Davies. Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dum day, Ah dee doo ah dum day dee, To goose his team, he dreamed up a scheme, Did crazy coach Mark Davies! No carrot on a stick will do the trick, But fear, he thought, would just maybe Speed up the strokes of the sluggish blokes, Said craszy coach Mark Davies. Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dum day, Ah dee doo ah dum day dee, Speed up the strokes of the sluggish blokes Said crazy coach Mark Davies! They're called the Crocs, a name that rocks, And crocs you sure do not baby, If a real croc swims free, well THEN we'll see, Said crazy coach Mark Davies. Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dum day, h dee doo ah dum day dee, If a real croc swims fee, well THEN we'll see, Said crazy coach Mark Davies. The cobbers and sheilas rolled like big ten-wheelers, When they saw a croc was a-tailing, They set record times in those tropic climes. Said the coach, my plan is not failing! ah dee doo, ah dee doo dum day, Ah dee doo ah dum day dee, They set record times in those tropic climes. Sai the coach, my paln is not failing. Coach Davies cried with unfettered pride, I've found the best motivation! I'm the MAN with the incentive plan, We'll be champions of all the Oz nation! Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dum day, Ah dee doo ah dum day dee, I'm the MAN with the incentive plan, We'll be champions of all the Oz nation! The secret's clear, to see and hear, It's been my scientific finding: You'll swim damn fast with a croc on your ass, And you hear his big teeth a grinding! Ah dee doo ah dee doo dum day, Ah dee doo ah dum day dee, You'll swim damn fast with a croc on your ass, And you hear his big teeth a-grinding. REPEAT FIRST VERSE AND CHORUS. line breaks added by mudelf ;-)
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: MMario Date: 11 Jun 02 - 12:25 PM ANOTHER winner! (you'd think Aine had crocs on your tails!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Áine Date: 11 Jun 02 - 01:38 PM Hi Challenge!rs! Did you think I'd forgotten 'bout ya? No, I didn't - I just had a lot of trouble getting online yesterday. Things seem to be better today, though. Alrightey, here are the B.L.O.B.s so far -- and a right proud job you've all done!!
To Sinsull, for this itty bit of icky imagery: -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: GUEST,Sonja Date: 11 Jun 02 - 02:23 PM The Sadistic Coach Mark Davies Parody lyrics by Sonja W. Oates © 2002 Tune: Unfortunate Miss Bailey A swim team coach in Casuarina Thought his crew were 'loafies.' He hatched a plan to speed them in Pursuit of bigger trophies. "Methinks Olympic Gold could bring me Thousands -- even millions! But how? Aha! the cleverest Solution is reptilian. Refrain: Oh, Mark Davies, Sadistic coach, Mark Davies! One afternoon the swimming team Was dawdling in the water, When unbeknownst to them Coach Davies Dumped a croc in after-- With duct tape on his muzzle And a 'manicure' for caution, Since killing Aussie jocks just might be grounds for legal action! Oh, Mark Davies, Sadistic coach, Mark Davies! The Casuarina Swimming Crocs Had long sought for a mascot, And thought perhaps this croc would do-- Till Nathan got his ass caught By one blow of the creature's tail, Which hurled him to the platform, Where he landed backside first-- A lousy 6-point 'prat form.' Oh, Mark Davies, Sadistic coach, Mark Davies! One naiad of the modern ilk Was cruisin' with her breaststroke, When from the rear she saw the beast And thought it was a bad joke. "Now, cut it out, you clown!" she cried! The croc, who'd got the tape off, Said, "Ma'am, delighted to oblige, But first I'll pull that drape off." Oh, Mark Davies, Sadistic coach, Mark Davies! The racing team by now was breaking long-held records hourly, But local Darwin Public Health officials scolded sourly: "Whilst we applaud the aim of your shenanigans acquatic, We must denounce your methods as A bit melodramatic!" Oh, Mark Davies, Sadistic coach, Mark Davies! ~SWO~ |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: mousethief Date: 11 Jun 02 - 02:26 PM Sonja, well done! Love your "Tom Lehrer" style rhymes! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Amos Date: 11 Jun 02 - 02:56 PM LOL, Sonja!! A real winner, inspired by the Big Mascot!! :>) And like wise, DonD -- nice piece o'work!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Áine Date: 11 Jun 02 - 07:43 PM Here's a Silver B.L.O.B. to Sonja for this hilarious bit o' verse: One naiad of the modern ilk Was cruisin' with her breaststroke, When from the rear she saw the beast And thought it was a bad joke. "Now, cut it out, you clown!" she cried! The croc, who'd got the tape off, Said, "Ma'am, delighted to oblige, But first I'll pull that drape off." You all are amazing! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Genie Date: 12 Jun 02 - 02:32 AM Maybe I'm just tired, but I don't feel like tweaking these lyrics any more--at least not tonight --, so here goes:
Lap Pool Croc |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: mousethief Date: 12 Jun 02 - 09:56 AM APPLAUSE! Wild cheers! VERY nicely done! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Áine Date: 12 Jun 02 - 10:22 AM Here'a your B.L.O.B., Genie -- and may I add that you did a very nice job on this song -- for: Now the Bad gator's on the tail of Bryan Stone, Breakin' world records on his very own, Croc passed 'em all, a-shoutin' out, "Lord! Lord! Now watch what I can do off of that old high board!" Let's rock! Timer's runnin', tick-tock! Everybody's burnin' up the clock Includin' that ol' Lap Pool Croc. -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Genie Date: 12 Jun 02 - 11:38 AM T'anks, Alex! You, too, Áine! Another B.L.O.B. for my trophy shelf! Oh, the thrill! §:- D |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Deda Date: 12 Jun 02 - 11:42 AM Boy, I was sure someone would beat me to it on using this tune: Waltzing with Bears (If the blue clicky trick fails, the song is in the DT) Our swimming coach Davies ain't right in the head His tactics have all of us shaking with dread It's not that he beats us or treats us with shocks No, he makes us go swimming -- swimming with crocs! CHORUS: We go swi- swi- swi-, swi- swi- swimming with crocs Creepy crocs, sneaky crocs, teethy crocs, too Coach Davies knows there's not a thing we won't do So we can quit swimming, swimming with crocs Our team's from Australia, dear old Darwin High And we were straight losers till Davies arrived He tried giving pep talks and hopes of a prize But now he just says we can swim fast or die! CHORUS That croc's big and hungry and ugly as sin Coach Davies don't care -- he just pushes us in The tape on those jaws doesn't look fit to last When it's inches behind you and closing in fast CHORUS We promised Coach Davies that we would be good And work out and practice and win like we should If only he'd let us try swimming croc-free But he leered like old Hook at his hapless mate Smee CHORUS We complained to our friends and our sisters and brothers We ran to our teachers and fathers and mothers At first they all rallied and seemed very sweet Till they saw how we'd scored at the regional meet CHORUS We're swimming like dolphins, we're faster than fish We're running more prizes than even we wished But put him in front of a toothy croc's grin And a damn kangaroo would grow gills and a fin! Coach Davies, the sadist, is happy right now But we will get even, somewhere and somehow We'll see how he likes it when he gets a taste of the fear in the water when he's being chased. Last CHORUS: He'll go swi- swi- swi-, swi- swi- swimming with crocs Creepy crocs, sneaky crocs, teethy crocs, too Coach Davies, Coach Davies, now what would you do So you can quit swimming, swimming with crocs? We go swi- swi- swi-, swi- swi- swimming with crocs Creepy crocs, sneaky crocs, teethy crocs, too Coach Davies knows there's not a thing we won't do So we can quit swimming, swimming with crocs
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: MMario Date: 12 Jun 02 - 11:53 AM BRAVA!!!!!I now have my contribution for summer camp campfire song! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: mousethief Date: 12 Jun 02 - 11:58 AM Ausgezeichnet! Simply superb! I especially like the line about the kangaroo growing gills and a fin! Hats off to Deda! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Deda Date: 12 Jun 02 - 12:49 PM Shucks, gosh, shucks again, thanks, fellas, hiccup, giggle. MMario -- do you mean there's a chance that real people will actually sign these lyrics? Wow, what a concept! Knocks my socks clean off! Gosh and shucks again. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: MMario Date: 12 Jun 02 - 12:55 PM a pretty good chance, yuppers! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Deda Date: 12 Jun 02 - 01:28 PM SING, of course, I meant. Unless this is a summer camp for the Deaf, in which case I guess they'd be signed. But I was trying to say "sing". |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Jun 02 - 03:28 PM Bryon The "C"
Somewhere beyond the "C"
Somewhere beyond the "C" |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: mousethief Date: 12 Jun 02 - 03:37 PM Nice, Jack! I had a time placing the melody until I saw the "never again" line! Very good! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: MMario Date: 12 Jun 02 - 04:06 PM *gbcg*+ I figgered the tune out with the first line!
+ = great big crocodile grin |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Amos Date: 12 Jun 02 - 04:26 PM Deda: A chip of the old starting block, Sis!! Way ta go!! Prolly not whut our mum had in mind, but what the hey!! LOL!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Trapper Date: 12 Jun 02 - 04:38 PM Sorry I've been away for so long! The entries have been GREAT! I'm kind of rusty, but here's a go... - Al
CROCODILE STOCK |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: mousethief Date: 12 Jun 02 - 05:57 PM Abso-bloody-farking-lutely fabulous, Trapper! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Jun 02 - 06:55 PM I LIKE it trapper But they'll never heal the wounds we got HAHA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Áine Date: 12 Jun 02 - 07:55 PM Three more great entries -- leading, of course, to three more B.L.O.B.s: To Deda, for this pretty piece of Peter Pan-ery: We promised Coach Davies that we would be good And work out and practice and win like we should If only he'd let us try swimming croc-free But he leered like old Hook at his hapless mate Smee To Jack the Sailor for the omious warning of: Somewhere beyond the "C" Somewhere waiting for me A crocodile with a big smile And watches the kids that go swiming And a great big hello and hug to Trapper (welcome back to the Challenge!, darlin'!) and a B.L.O.B. for this definitely un-rusty bit of verse: But as weeks went by and more swimmers died Coach Davies got threatened by official guys So he sealed the croc's jaw with a roll of duct tape And he clipped off his claws to lessen his scrape But they'll never heal the wounds we got Swimming fast from the crocodile stock Said our namesake in Darwin town, "The strongest will survive!", ...and the rest will drown! Way To Go, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Genie Date: 12 Jun 02 - 08:59 PM Wow, Deda! Fan-f**in'-TAS-tic! I especially like the verse about Hook and Smee! And I WOULD like to see someone sign it! --- Jack, Trapper, great job, both of yez! Genie P.S., All the parodies have been great, but I think Amos's ditty should win the Authentic Folk Saga prize--for sounding just like so many 'real' folk ballads [complete with severed limbs, blood-soaked clothes, and the triumph of the human spirit even in the face of cruel death]! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: GUEST,Sonja Date: 13 Jun 02 - 04:56 AM Áine, Alex, and Amos [aka "AAA"], thanks for all that kudos for my first bit of crockerel, above! You know it just encourages me, though, so you asked for it! [Fanfare]
Casuarina Races |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: mousethief Date: 13 Jun 02 - 05:10 AM Omigod! Touché! ROTFL! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 83 From: Genie Date: 13 Jun 02 - 05:22 AM Davies's Danger Waters Parody lyrics: Genie Tune: "Danger Waters" And I holler, "Why?" and I holler, "Why?" And I holler "Why the crocodile in de pool wit' me?" First de coach count "One," den de coach count "Two," Den 'e t'rows in de croc and I holler "Davies,have mercy!" First we dive in de pool, 'e says we goin' too slow, Make de croc chasin' after, make me race from de terror! And I holler, "Why?" and I holler, "Why?" And I holler "Why the crocodile in de pool wit' me?" Give me back me Speedo, give me back me Speedo, You can give back me trunks, you beast! Give me back me Speedo! Let me out! Let me out! Danger waters in de pool now, let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Danger waters in de pool now, let me out! And I holler, "Why?" and I holler, "Why?" And I holler "Why the crocodile in de pool wit' me?" line breaks added by mudelf ;-) |
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