BS: Halloween costume?

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: Allan C.
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 07:55 AM

The party I had been planning for has been canceled. Damn! I had abandoned a previous costume idea (posted above) and had decided to be scary instead. I had planned to dress quite simply in the same sort of clothes I normally wear, i.e., jeans and a black tee shirt. And on it was to be printed the word, "Commitment". Scary, huh?

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 08:00 AM

Damn Allan.....peolple would flee the room creating a panic as bodies piled up at the door...1913 Massacree all over again!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 09:50 AM

Ok.... here goes....

Pink leotard, paint top of head black, fill mouth to the brim with custard. puff cheeks out, slap them hard...........yes a blackhead

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: danielriverwind
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 03:13 PM

Last year I got a haircut, and nobody could tell who I was. It might work for you??

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 04:35 PM

Or stick your foot in your mouth and go as a gargoyle.

LEJ

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: Loretta Grace
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 05:51 PM

I had a friend once who just hung a sign around his neck that said "Your Number One Fan" and went as such. "What are you?" "I'm Your Number One Fan." Pretty cool... I myself am going as a sexy angel this year. I'm pretty happy about it. It's just an excuse to wear a halo and wings...

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: McKnees
Date: 29 Oct 99 - 08:50 PM

How about 3 pairs of black tights/pantyhose. Stuff the legs of the tights and pin them on the back of a T shirt. Wear with back trousers/pants, draw two eyes on your farhead and go as the Millenium bug. Mcknees (I've just finished my Mummy costume, complete with scarab beetles climbing up it.

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: jtt
Date: 30 Oct 99 - 05:08 PM

I once went to a party in a big hairy coat and jumped up and down a lot screaming, and had a tall calm friend with me in a three-piece suit: we were Id and Superego

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: Ma-K
Date: 30 Oct 99 - 08:43 PM

Grandson dressed all in black, had a yellow strip from chin down. unstuff an old toy. glued it to his black suit, said it was road kill. his name for all this was "country roads" dedicated it to Johm Denver

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: Pelrad
Date: 31 Oct 99 - 08:29 PM

Campfire, my then-boyfriend and I successfully went to a party one year as a sperm and an egg. I had a giant pink bow in my hair and a huge white trash bag around my torso with shredded paper inside. He wore a diver's suit and mask, flippers, a tail, and a tshirt reading "Fallopian Swim Team."

Nowadays we are older, wiser, and parents. :-)

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 31 Oct 99 - 10:06 PM

McKnees, what happened to your Star Trek outfit?

Rick

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: WyoWoman
Date: 01 Nov 99 - 11:00 PM

A guy in Santa Fe, from which I've just returned, had a tee shirt that said, "Feminist Chicks Dig Me."

I think that is one of the funniest things i've seen...

WW

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: sophocleese
Date: 01 Nov 99 - 11:04 PM

Wyo Woman Ilike it! My brother used to belong to Pseudo Blacks of Ontario; Striving to be Laid Back.

Subject: RE: Halloween costume?
From: WyoWoman
Date: 02 Nov 99 - 12:27 AM

That's GREAT!

I was riding down the street in Santa Fe (tourist mecca, groovey place where a good contingent of the beautiful people hang out) and ended up behind this guy who was rollerblading down the middle of the street. He was wearing the perfect rollerblader's outfit -- dayglo shorts, elbow and wrist pads, helmet, etc. -- and just groovin' along looking at the scenery, bein' Joe Cool, completely oblivious to the ever-lengthening line of cars now behind him. So I, being the first car behind him, thought I should just give the horn a wee toot to draw his attention to the parade he was leading.

I tootled very gently on the horn, one short little "beep," and that was it. He instantly turned around, flipped me off and absolutely SCREAMED: "CHILL THE F**K OUT, you ASSHOLE!!!"

Certainly a living, breathing advertisement for the mellow life, that one.

WW