Subject: BS: St George's day jokes From: JulieF Date: 23 Apr 08 - 05:19 AM Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'I had quick browse around this morning to try and find some jokes to wish my collegues a happy St George's day and drew a complete blank. Anyone know any good English jokes ! J |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Dave the Gnome Date: 23 Apr 08 - 07:49 AM That the prime minister and lots of his cabinet are Scottish? Makes me laugh anyway. :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Rapparee Date: 23 Apr 08 - 04:13 PM English jokes? Like "I say, did you know that old George is living in a tree with an orangatuan?" "Male or female" "Female, of course! Nothing queer about old George!" |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Dave the Gnome Date: 23 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM Not English jokes as such but maybe a few Oscar Wilde quotes would do the trick. :D |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Rapparee Date: 23 Apr 08 - 05:11 PM Did you here the one about...nah, you probably did. |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Apr 08 - 05:34 PM The biggest joke for St George's day? Publican - Can I have an extended licence to celebrate our patron saint's day please? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Bainbo Date: 23 Apr 08 - 05:42 PM Here's one: It's the work of the genius Wallace Tripp |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Mr Red Date: 24 Apr 08 - 03:14 AM what is black and blue and floats in the Irish sea? And Englishman who tells Irish (or Welsh or Scots) jokes |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Mr Red Date: 24 Apr 08 - 03:17 AM That Oscar Wilde page is full of adware - which seems to know you have refused it and takes forever to load on broadband - I gave up on it. |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Dave the Gnome Date: 25 Apr 08 - 03:18 AM Seems to work OK for me Mr Red - I have a pop-up blocker on - Do you? Well worth reading some of Oscars gems:-) Cheers dave |
Subject: RE: BS: St George's day jokes From: Mr Red Date: 25 Apr 08 - 10:05 AM I declined the free weather link in my system tray (thankyou) and it has taken 2 minutes to not complete. Played around with the site. Slow is not the word. 6 minutes on broadband. |