BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 02:52 PM

Yaaay welcome home dear girl ;~)
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 02:54 PM

Ravaged???? LUcky you. Now settle in for a long rest. Gin IV in, catheter out. You won't have to move for days.

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 03:44 PM

Can I book a bed please??......

I had a phone call from the hospital today and I am going in to have my left leg just below the knee broken and reset on Tuesday 18th January. I go for the pre-op checks tomorrow morning. Hopefully I will be out of the hospital and ready to take up the bed on the mudcat recovery ward on the 24th....as long as I don't have any of the complications I had last time.

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 03:57 PM

GEEEZ, Miss Phiddle. You can have a private suite if you like. SO sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: Tig
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 06:08 PM

At least the docs are taking note of the fact you want to dance at your hand fasting and giving you a fair recovery time

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 06:13 PM

I've heard of the expression 'break a leg' to wish you luck before you go on stage, but don't you think that's taking things too literally?
Giok :~)

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 12:17 AM

You're supposed to get legless AFTER the wedding..... knowing you, you'll get drunk and fall off something and bust it again!

I'll be in to see you.. that pethidine is good stuff isn't it.. mine yesterday made the bed go up and the bed go down, even though it wasn't being moved!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM

LTS - glad to see you're recovering now.

Cat - sorry to hear this - all best wishes to you.

Can I have a small corner please - I've got a really horrible cold that's laid me low for the past three days and left poor Kendall having to take care of me, although he has some symptoms as well. I think we could both do with the IV treatment - Guiness for him and Chardonay for me please.

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 02:20 PM

Nurse, the screens, Kendall is coming!!!

Sympathy always here, so long as you don't mind us telling you about our operations..... I'll let you off seeing the scars!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 05:42 PM

We can swap war stories there. We've each had two operations in the past year or so, with some nice scars to show for them.

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 08:32 PM

Is this what they term an organ recital?

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 11:54 AM

What's it like to be ravaged by an elephant? and what was it driving when it ran you over?

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 12:01 PM

Trunk driving I presume?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 03:34 PM

nice scars... do you know where they are jacqui? Not nice at all!!!

To simmulate being ravaged by an elephant, find the biggest, heaviest item in your house, a fridge is usually good. Get someone to hold it over you, and drop it twice, once on your chest, once on your naughty bits. Imagine the scent of bananas, hay and semi rotted fruit. That will nicely imitate the smell of 5 different technicians all wearing a different body spray, leaning over you.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: The Second Mudcat Recovery Ward
From: lady penelope
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 04:53 PM

Suffering only from a stiff neck and a re-popped ligament, I would like to offer hugs and best wishes all round.

It appears there are more bits of Catters hanging round hospitals than there are hanging round Mudcat!

I could be tempted to say "Pull yourselves together!" but I won't........    : )


TTFN Lady P.