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From: Leadfingers
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 09:58 PM

Why Not ???

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From: Peace
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 01:59 AM

What kind of Zig Zags did he use?

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From: Cluin
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 06:11 PM

I found Robert Frost's bleached bones in a ditch when I was zipping up this old back road on my ATV one time...

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From: freda underhill
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 10:10 AM

it's interesting to think about all the postings we could have made, all the thoughts we could have taken but didn't.. and where we could have been if a different choice had been made

The Road Not Taken

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

(Robert Frost)

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From: CarolC
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 12:25 AM

I don't know, Bee-dubya-ell. I think if bureaucrats were hippies, this country would be a lot less bellicose than it is, don't you think? I think the two states of mind are mutually incompatible.

Which kind of Zig Zags came in the black package?

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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 11:33 PM

Carol, I see absolutely no need to turn in my old Hippie credentials. "Bureacrat" is just another member of the mental menagerie along with "Redneck", "Idjit" and "Old Hippie". I don't see any conflict because they're all imaginary personae anyway. The real BWL is not at all like any of them. In fact, I have no idea what the real BWL is like and I've known him for over 50 years.

By the way, do they still make the yellow wheat straw Zig Zag papers in the red package?

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From: Peace
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 10:25 PM

Hey, the white-packaged Zig Zag papers really suck. Get the blue ones. From George.

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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 09:37 AM

OK

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From: CarolC
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 01:16 AM

Mr. Ell (Bee-dubya);

You're becoming a bureaucrat. Do you know that? You're going to have to turn in your hippy credentials now. You may turn them in wherever you used to buy your rolling papers. They'll know what to do with them.

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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 12:08 AM

Why not what, Jane?

Oh! Why not post to this thread? Well...

For one thing, if you do post to this thread you are doing something that you were specifically told not to do. That makes you an anarchist. That is not a good thing to be. It is not a good thing to be because people with even very mild dyslexia can easily confuse "anarchist" with "Antichrist". So, by breaking the rules and posting to this thread you will become The Antichrist. Now, The Antichrist is the ultimate embodiment of evil. As an embodiment of evil, you will begin to vomit split-pea soup and tell people that their mothers perform fellatio in hell. It is also possible that you will be appointed President of The United States. Then if you decide you don't want to be The Antichrist anymore, you will have to undergo an exorcism which may very well involve receiving a cold Cream of Wheat enema.

Wouldn't it be smarter to just do what you're asked to do and not post to this thread?

Bruce

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From: GUEST,Jane Wilson
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 11:01 PM

I know it's probably a little late to be asking this, but why not?

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From: Peace
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 08:33 PM

YAS!

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From: Cluin
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 07:00 PM

"asy"?

Is that anything like "say"?

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From: Cluin
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 06:59 PM

Spending our time and effort more constructively, I'd asy.

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From: GUEST,The Invisible Woman
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 10:04 AM

- or not doing, to be more accurate........

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From: Cluin
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 12:47 AM

jOhn's right! What the hEll are we doing?

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 12:29 AM

oh.

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From: GUEST,stupif
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 12:11 AM

Hi, jOhn from Hull.

What are you talking about? There is no thread here. Not a single post has been made to this thread. It was started at 12:55 AM Mudcat Time on January, 11. It fell off the page at 12:55 AM Mudcat Time on January, 12. Not a single person posted to it. People around here pay attention and do what they're asked to do. You must have been drinking too many bears again if you think anyone has posted to this thread.

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:39 PM

hello, waht you making a thread for , if you doint want to people to post to it for then, stupif!

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From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 03:29 PM

MENTIONED IN DISPATCHES FROM THAT GREAT PARADE GROUND IN THE SKY

Hic!, Hic!, Hic! Sergeant, put down that angelic melodeon Hic!, and
hide the bottles. Hic!, some people will go any where for a free drink!

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From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 02:09 PM

Colonel Chinstrap and his sergeant have gone to their reward. It is the end of a nera. A nera has ended. We shall mourn their loss. More importantly, what happened to the case of Glenlivet?

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From: GUEST,Hugh Jampton
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 12:05 PM

MENTIONED IN DISPATCHES
We are sad to report the passing of Colonel Chinstrap and his sergeant(STOP) Whilst making a tactical withdrawal from this thread they were both fatally injured exiting a pub in Ning Bing(STOP)As they arrived in the street a passing tourist bus ran over their arms and hands(STOP)Their next of kin have been informed(STOP)The colonel`s wife is quoted as saying "He died as he would have wanted, three sheets to the wind"(STOP)
(As you readers will know this will not prevent him appearing in other threads)

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From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:41 AM

Sergeant, pack my tin hat, dark chocolate biscuits and the case of "Glenlivet". It looks as if the top could blow off this lot very soon. By the tone of that Brucies voice, even after all that confinement, I think he is going into one. Let`s get out of here.

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From: CarolC
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:04 AM

Nether realms backwards. Sounds about right to me.

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From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 10:38 AM

Sufferin' Jesus, you people CAN'T READ. The title of this thread is "Do NOT post to this thread." Which word is giving you difficulty? I'm speaking to all the people who didn't post here! Got that?

I feel better now,after having done a civic duty. Have a NICE day.

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From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 10:31 AM

There is to be no toast from this bread

Propose no toast to this beer's head

There will be no boast that you are named Ted

If I am a ghost, does that mean I'm dead?

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From: GUEST,derlehte eht tnetsixenon derlehte eht tnets
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 07:49 AM

what is invisible
becomes flesh
and what is visible
is illusion
my dog rover
may have an imagination
but while he makes a fearsome bark
he'll not make a meaningful mark
as i walk in space
he licks his face

derlehte eht tnetsixenon

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From: Cluin
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 02:50 AM

"rover active imagination"?


Scooby Doo, I see you!

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From: GUEST,Guest: Derlehte eht tnetsixenon
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 02:44 AM

Ih

I evah dessap no ot na learehte mlaer. i t'nod tsixe yna erom, dna os ot evrop ti I ma ton gnitsop no ot siht daerht. Fi uoy nac daer siht,   ti snaem uoy evah ylhgih depoleved noitiutni, ro ylbissop na revor evitca noitanigami, dna nac ees otni eht rehten smlaer (!sdrawkcab)

derlehte eht tnetsixenon

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From: CarolC
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 01:01 AM

What is this thing, worship, that you speak of?

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From: Cluin
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 12:54 AM

How about your worship then?   ;)

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From: CarolC
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 12:39 AM

No way! Not my money!

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From: Cluin
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:42 PM

Funny, but I can read that easier than the plain backwards stuff.

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From: khandu
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:20 PM

Yes, but can you read this?:

nahkdu is eth somt wonredlfu repson ni eth whloe fo Dumact!! Eh si woryth fo yrou worpish & ryuo moyne! Vige ti ot hmi quilcyk!!!

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From: CarolC
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:14 PM

Damn good thing I can read backwards, is all I can say.

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From: Cluin
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:56 PM

".esaesid laerenev a ton si kciD yboM ,ynaffiT ,oN" ,reh dlot I oS

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From: Peace
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:46 PM

!parc hO.

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From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:25 AM

Sergeant, ten days Jankers on long trousers and water should help that Brucie get his mind right.)Hrmmph!Shorts indeed)

!Daerth siht ot tsop yam sdrawkcab gnitirw esoht ylno won

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From: GUEST,NOBODY
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:22 AM

Sorry I'm late everybody, I did not know this thread had been started.

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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:00 AM

Congratulations to you all! One hundred non-posts to this non-thread! Marvelous!

Once again, I reiterate, do not be confused, conflicted or discumbobulated by the fact that the "DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!" thread from several years ago had over 200 posts and spawned several "continuation threads". As has already been pointed out, that thread's noble intention was circumvented by POSTERS!

But THIS thread has remained true to its cause! NOBODY has posted here! One hundred non-posts and not a thing has been said! And they said it couldn't be done! Hah!

Bruce

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From: Peace
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:36 AM

Delicious!

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From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:28 AM

100. it's mine. eat my shorts!

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From: GUEST,Ralphs
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:24 AM

Har! We are Ralphs. Har! If you haven't met us yet, we are the most annoying more-or-less humanoid race in the known Universe. Har! If you have met us before, you aready know that we are the most annoying more-or-less humanoid race in the known Universe, don't you? Har! What makes us so annoying is our incessant habit of saying "Har!" at the end of every sentence. Har!

We find this thread to be even more annoying than our own notoriously annoying selves. Har! That is quite an accomplishment for you humans. Har! This thread is so annoying that our posting to it would make it less annoying! Har!

As annoyance is Ralphs' raison d'etre we simply cannot allow that! Har! Therefore, Ralphs will not post to this thread. Har!

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From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:38 AM

Sergeant, take that Brucies name again and put him on a fizzer for the following:-
    1) Still posting to this address.
    2) Making suggestions concerning the typographical ability
       of his manhood.
    3) Encouraging that BillD to write old jokes.

          Sergeant I nee a stiff G&T after this.

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From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 09:17 PM

elbows, unless you were standing on your head...

"... and she RUINED my clam digger, too!" (very old joke)

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From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 11:11 AM

It wasn't my feet!

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From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 10:54 AM

Sergeant, find out what that Brucie`s name is and take it. It`s an absolute disgrace having able bodied men typing with their feet. In the words of the song, "Them Feet Were Meant for Marching" or if there is not a song called that then there damn well should be. And stop all of them posting to this thread as the originator requested.

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From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 10:18 AM

I habve mty hamnds up. Do uyou knowe wehat I'm tyoping wityh?

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From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 09:10 AM

HRMMPH! It has come to my notice that there are individuals out there who ignored this notice. So! Hands up all those who took no notice of this notice. Damn disgraceful. What they need is a bloody good war. Sergeant, take their names.

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From: SueB
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 01:43 AM

Do tell, Bee-dubya-ell. (But not here, of course.)