Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: s&r Date: 19 Oct 08 - 01:27 PM Why do you think that your posts are so roundly condemned by members of this forum? Is it perhaps that your beliefs and postings are unacceptable to people of good will and education? Catspaw has lost patience with your outpourings - I wonder why. Stu |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 19 Oct 08 - 05:51 AM "The Welsh are a proud people" (Stu)...and God's speed to Plaid Cymru; and God's wrath to crude Catspaw. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Oct 08 - 07:57 PM Great sex with a woman is not what you imagine either Wav. Your mother doesn't count. Spaw |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: s&r Date: 18 Oct 08 - 07:34 PM Just trying the political test to find out where your affiliations lie. For myself I live and work in England (I was born here before WW2) I am British and English. I am proud to share aspects of my cultural heritage with many tribes and races/nationalities. I am a musician; I play many forms of music. I teach music. Music is not how you imagine. I write prose, poetry, fact, technical subjects, and manuals on technical subjects. Writing is not how you imagine England in the 1950s was not how you imagine. The Welsh are a proud people and I won't dignify your specious dialogue with any comment other than that Stu |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 18 Oct 08 - 04:53 PM How on earth did you, Stu, arrive at that? But while we are at it, don't you think the Welsh are good enough at cricket now to carry their own bat as a test nation? |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: s&r Date: 18 Oct 08 - 12:40 PM So you root for the Aussies in the cricket season? Stu |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 18 Oct 08 - 12:35 PM Yes LH - and although I've never been to Cuba, I believe it's also the name of an important newspaper there. Stu - "our nation" varies depending on which sporting event is on... "...A similar mess over nationality occurs in the sporting world where English children, for example, can hope to play (perhaps managed by a citizen of a nation they may compete against) football for England, rugby-league for England/Great Britain, rugby-union for England/British Isles, athletics for England/U.K., golf for England/Europe, cricket for a combined England and Wales, or tennis for Great Britain - but Wimbledon is still The All England Lawn Tennis Championships…Anyone for friendly-rival republics?!" (here ). |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: s&r Date: 18 Oct 08 - 10:44 AM When you say our nation WAV, are you talking about the nation that welcomed your family and nurtured you, or my nation as it exists in your (warped) imagination? Stu PS I won a guitar in a raffle Stu |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 08 - 08:13 AM The Granma was the name of the boat that took Fidel Castro and a little band of revolutionary fighters from Mexico to Cuba and started off the final and ultimately successful phase of the Cuban Revolution. Do not take the name in vain, please. Viva Fidel! Viva Granma! |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 18 Oct 08 - 06:47 AM Whilst not checking my posts for punctuation, etc., quite as carefully as my websites e.g., Gran. et al., I stand by my last post, and would only add an encouragement for other English tradies to participate in such poetry slams and, by reciting your verses in our traditional manner, do your bit to get our nation back on track. THE WEEKLY WALKABOUT, E.G. Poem 138 of 230: AN OPIUM National Lottery passes - Slight chances to be richer, With lots more than thy neighbour, Gained without any labour - Keep the system in favour: An opium of the masses. From walkaboutsverse.741.com |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: GUEST,His Brother's Brother Date: 17 Oct 08 - 02:06 PM Deliberate satire? IB, that is false and defamatory! All satire is purely unintentional and no satirists were harmed in writing my verses, an EXCELLENT way forward for all humanity. #7 Undead Poets in Society As I reflect on Ezra Pound, My astonishemnt knows no bound, His works they do astound, Why could no rhyming verse be found? He's not a poet, he did not know it, I do not like it, not one bit, They are like a pit, bottomless to whit, Bees they should flit, grannies must knit. A parody of Milton's titles burns in my breast, As for the rest, I should give the poem a rest..... |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Don Firth Date: 17 Oct 08 - 01:15 PM Let me see if I have this right. David lost to a chick in dreadlocks? Maybe that explains quite a bit. . . . Don Firth |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Joseph P Date: 17 Oct 08 - 10:26 AM I didnt understand the Bullocky reference previously, I thought it was a typing error. I had never heard of a 'Bullocky'. So, in true WAV style, a quick wiki search gives all the answers: 'A Bullocky is an Australian English term ....' need I say more? 'Oy talk in accents so bizaw cos oy hiv trivelled viry faw Aus culture is a pawt of me Sadly thit oy do not see' |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Ruth Archer Date: 17 Oct 08 - 10:17 AM *sings in her sweetest church voice* "Granma, we love you, granma, we do..." |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Jack Blandiver Date: 17 Oct 08 - 10:15 AM Granma, even in your - ahem - **th year you're still the gal for me! Can I have some of that lovely punctuation to play with too? |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 17 Oct 08 - 06:24 AM "Slamming is funky Slamming is fun Slamming is for everyone Slam poetry combines writing with drama, presentation and public speaking, to make poetry dynamic, accessible and fun." (Stu) 'A "bare knuckle poetry slam". Wow, that sounds so, like, edgy! Sure knocks the spots of extreme ironing and pro-celebrity macrame. It needs the skills of a John Cooper-Clarke to really rip the pretentious tits off such an absurd concept.' (Gervase)...yes - I think he was mentioned and the winner - with material something like your's - was passionate, animated, modern-Americanish, and swore like a bullocky, as Stu's quote (from someone?) suggests. And the night was minus any such time-honoured toast as - "the roast is our boast" (Brother)!...but, having been knocked-out, 7 votes to 3, by quite an attractive Rasta and her poem of lllllllove, will WAV turn up to suchlike again, and give readings of poems such as "A Bayswater Bedsit" (43) and "Global Regulationism" (105), yes... |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: GUEST,His Brother's Brother Date: 17 Oct 08 - 05:51 AM #6 Sweet Dreams Last night I had the strangest dream, I do not lie, e.g., Whilst my English helix a-watering, All immigrants took up the battle-cry- FROM NOW ON, e.g., and moved back home, To practise their Own Good Culture And leave my Morris to such as I. I do not dance it, myself, But others should, For when lost is culture good, Society surely suffereth. And, further, in my dream, My very own Good English Dream, Mr. Carthy, Martin, sending his guitar to Spain, An English Cittern did accquire, Musicians, followed suit, never did they tire, To Greece bouzoukis went, a significant cultural gain, And little organs sounded on England's Fair and Pleasent Green, Again. "Our roast is our boast; not foreign curree," Said our Own Good English delegate, echoing me. Against capitalist migration, the UN did decree, Which prospect filled my own good self with glee. 'Multiculturalism is fallen, is fallen, is fallen,' The bells (all closely associated with England) did toll, 'Multiculturalism is fallen, to rise no more.' Women gave up tennis, put the kettle on, For tea, naturally, And none cared for to sing in harmonee. I woke up, Much the sadder, On pottage did sup, Then my heart turned gladder, For I now knew, That the way forward, For humanity, Nothing could stop. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Gervase Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:03 AM Or there's this, to puncture WAV's love for his favourite newspaper: I've seen the poison letters of the horrible hacks about the yellow peril and the reds and the blacks and the tuc and its treacherous acts kremlin money – all right jack I've seen how democracy is under duress but I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express I've seen the suede jack boot the verbal cosh whitehouse whitelaw whitewash blood uptown where the vandals rule classroom mafia scandal school they accuse – I confess I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express Angry colums scream in pain love in vain domestic strain divorce disease it eats away the family structure day by day in the grim pursuit of happiness I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express You want a dissection of Englishness, WAV? You're not fit to hold a candle to JCC. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Gervase Date: 17 Oct 08 - 02:55 AM From the bard of Salford I offer some real English poetry: Like a Night Club in the morning, you're the bitter end. Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you're clean round the bend. You give me the horrors too bad to be true All of my tomorrow's are lousy coz of you. You put the Shat in Shatter Put the Pain in Spain Your germs are splattered about Your face is just a stain You're certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag. Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag. You're like a dose of scabies, I've got you under my skin. You make life a fairy tale... Grimm! People mention murder, the moment you arrive. I'd consider killing you if I thought you were alive. You've got this slippery quality, it makes me think of phlegm, and a dual personality I hate both of them. Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay. Please, please, please, please, take yourself away. Like a death a birthday party, you ruin all the fun. Like a sucked and spat our smartie, you're no use to anyone. Like the shadow of the guillotine on a dead consumptive's face. Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race You went to a progressive psychiatrist. He recommended suicide... before scratching your bad name off his list, and pointing the way outside. You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You're heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss. Your attitudes are platitudes, just make me wanna piss. What kind of creature bore you Was is some kind of bat They can't find a good word for you, but I can... TWAT. Or there's: make a date with the brassy brides of britain the altogether ruder readers' wives who put down their needles and their knitting at the doorway to our dismal daily lives the fablon top scenarios of passion nipples peep through holes in leatherette they seem to be saying in their fashion 'I'm freezing charlie - haven't ya finished yet?' cold flesh the colour of potatoes in an instamatic living room of sin all the required apparatus too bad they couldn't fit her head in in latex pyjamas with bananas going ape their identities are cunningly disguised by a six-inch strip of insulation tape strategically stuck across their eyes wives from inverness to inner london prettiness and pimples co-exist pictorially wife-swapping with someone who's happily married to his wrist |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Gervase Date: 17 Oct 08 - 02:51 AM A "bare knuckle poetry slam". Wow, that sounds so, like, edgy! Sure knocks the spots of extreme ironing and pro-celebrity macrame. It needs the skills of a John Cooper-Clarke to really rip the pretentious tits off such an absurd concept. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Oct 08 - 12:07 AM Not bad, Spaw. A little crass and vulgar perhaps...but still not bad. ;-) I think the Gates of Eden makes a marvelous framework for creating random new verses, don't you? I pity people who don't know that song, I really do. They're missing out badly. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Oct 08 - 11:44 PM Wav's poems are crap His thoughts are vile The scansion is pathetic Critique upon them Is best done When on a diuretic When read aloud, one's head is bowed His poems a strong emetic They're just more shit Behind the Gates of Eden Spaw |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Don Firth Date: 16 Oct 08 - 09:27 PM Okay, it's a slow day here at the skunk works, so why don't I give it a shot? It's better to belchOr how about WAV had the ring,Don Firth (bowing like Henry Gibson on "Laugh In"). |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Oct 08 - 07:56 PM Down nameless streets The midnight crew Loads rifles in the rain Beside some faded ingenue Now pale, who still remains To testify with a solemn sigh "I'd be glad to share your pain" You'll find no pain inside the Gates of Eden. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Oct 08 - 07:42 PM Damn! If I was Wavylimpet, I'd stay away for sure. He recites his crap and someone whacks him up side the head with 2x4..... Spaw |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: s&r Date: 16 Oct 08 - 07:17 PM in case you didn't know folks "Slamming is funky Slamming is fun Slamming is for everyone Slam poetry combines writing with drama, presentation and public speaking, to make poetry dynamic, accessible and fun. The skills developed by writing and performing poetry are valuable communication techniques, essential in all areas of life - building confidence and self esteem." Says it all Stu |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 16 Oct 08 - 07:16 AM "Bet it gets PUBLISHED in their house magaZine..."(Stu)..and/or why not look out for the like of a poetry slam or even a "Bare Knuckle Poetry Slam", like the one I'm participating in tonight - see myspace, if you like. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Oct 08 - 06:45 PM The loath but lithesome Lounger stands His dagger in his hand Accosting Vestal Virgins Whom his words cannot command His lonely voice it echoes Like a harpstring in the rain And there are no words inside the Gates of Eden |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: s&r Date: 15 Oct 08 - 06:36 PM Bet it gets PUBLISHED in their house magaZine... Stu |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: GUEST,Joseph P Date: 15 Oct 08 - 03:32 PM I'm afraid my poem was the result of hours of boredom at work. I was delighted at the response, it was most serendipitous! |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: SINSULL Date: 15 Oct 08 - 03:08 PM But there are tails... |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Oct 08 - 02:58 PM Of Mice and Men The truth just sqeaks Its mortal grasp in peril As poets write All through the night And mourn the Edmund Fitzgerald While down the hall the bugler drools His winding tale untold And there are no tales inside the Gates of Eden |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Ruth Archer Date: 15 Oct 08 - 02:28 PM Joe, please tell me that was some sort of competition, and not simply composed in a Nigella-like food rapture... Love the response! |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: catspaw49 Date: 15 Oct 08 - 09:28 AM Steinbeck's estate will be suing you for even mentioning his work in one of your horrendous pieces of tripe. Now go ask mummy to give you that tongue-in-bung thing you like so much as soon as she's done blowing the yak. Be nice now.....Your mummy works very hard. Spaw |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Stu Date: 15 Oct 08 - 09:22 AM With characteristic hubris WAV calls us his WAVoholics, when all we're trying to point out his poetry is bollix* *I make no claims to having any poetic ability myself. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Joseph P Date: 15 Oct 08 - 08:55 AM So you were the sole bastion of structured verse poetry? Without you poetry will fall into crazy free verse styles? What about my poems? I like to think they rhyme, from time to time. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 15 Oct 08 - 08:42 AM "WAV's retired from verse, thank God; it's quite grim. But I honestly think verse retired from him." (Stigweard)...many a true word said in jest - apart from the Weeklies and the postings of WAVoholics herein (and CATNIPoholics), there is more-and-more free "verse" out there these days... Poem 148 of 230: AUDIENCE LOST I returned, again, To what they pen - The free-verse poets: Deep prose in sets... I could read, again, Of Mice and Men. From walkaboutsverse.741.com |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: catspaw49 Date: 15 Oct 08 - 06:39 AM Wavy has a tiny English dick And no English lass will give it a lick "Poor me!" he wails, "It makes me sick," "To know I'm just an English prick." |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Joseph P Date: 15 Oct 08 - 06:31 AM And not to hijack the thread anymore, but this is a gem I just have to publish, and the respnse I got is pure magic. Oh, Sara Lee For you I write this poetry I love your cakes and buns so sticky I eat so many I oft feel sicky I trust your cooking to the highest degree My serene Goddess, Sara Lee I notice other brands of yours To save our hands from many chores Like the fantastically smooth Senseo coffee Thought up by the faultless Sara Lee I really savour your cheesecake bites I tend to consume them every night Food of the greatest quality My divine provider, Sara Lee Cakes and pies and things so lovely Prepared so well by you, my Sara Lee (and their reply) Dear Joe, Thank you for getting in touch, We're so glad to hear you like our products so much, From Coffee to Pastries and shower gels too Sara Lee's mission is "To Simply Delight You....." Not just for tomorrow, last week or today Every day's what we aim for and we mean what we say. So, we hope that with each Sara Lee product you buy You'll continue to love everything that you try! Best regards Lois Sharma Consumer Relations Co-ordinator Sara Lee UK |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Joseph P Date: 15 Oct 08 - 06:24 AM The poems are especially good when read by Baldrick, he has a real, how do you put it in French 'I dont know'? Genius. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Gervase Date: 15 Oct 08 - 06:00 AM Maybe we're being a little harsh on WAV's versification. As was once said of Baldrick's poetry, "It started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that it was excellent." Here's the complete works as an inspiration: The German Guns Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom Untitled Second Poem Hear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing, So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling. I reckon Wor Davey could learn a lot from those. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Joseph P Date: 15 Oct 08 - 05:28 AM Good old Reg, to most people a well respected researcher in folk music, to us, the legend who turns up and gets pissed every year! |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Ruth Archer Date: 15 Oct 08 - 05:21 AM You forgot to mention Reg and Tony's double jig. That was quite something - though I'm not sure what. God, it pissed down. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Joseph P Date: 15 Oct 08 - 05:06 AM I might make this poetry an hourly affair, helps me through the day. Rhyming therapy. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Joseph P Date: 15 Oct 08 - 04:58 AM Well Ruth, with your contacts I thought I could print everyone a copy, and make you give it to them. For you I wrote this: WHITSUN 08 Rain rain rain rain rain rain rain then it gets worse and rains again We dance a set, get soaking wet then go out and do the same (again) No fiddles in sight cos its too damp God bless those that chose to camp The crowds are small, they aint no fool Now its cold and Ive got cramp After lunch it did get drier Each dance we jumped a little higher Back came the crowd to shout aloud as Potter they do admire! Out came the fiddle later in the day to play a bit of Shepherds Hey Not played well but what the hell So we danced to Stop the Cavalry! Then in the pub that evening Our squire Francis songs did sing Out came my box (melodeon that is) and eliza did fox by playing melodies quite baffling! |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: GUEST,Ralphie Date: 15 Oct 08 - 04:43 AM To Qoute from WAV... "or merely a-waiting the next Weekly Walkabout." Oh Dear God, Spare us. We've had enough. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Stu Date: 15 Oct 08 - 03:44 AM WAV's retired from verse, thank God; it's quite grim. But I honestly think verse retired from him. |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: Ruth Archer Date: 14 Oct 08 - 07:57 PM easy, cowboy - you don't want to be just publishing these pearls of your "life's work" on Mudcat without serious consideration regarding effective distribution and appropriate marketing... There are loads of libraries that might be interested in chucking it away, for a start... |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: GUEST,JosephP at home Date: 14 Oct 08 - 03:59 PM And in honour of that I have come over all poetic again - TUESDAY NIGHT IN BEVERLEY Back from rugby Muddy and wet Now listening to An Eliza set Great Grey Back The name of the song It is about 1 min 12 long Couldnt find any suitable meat for my tea so potatoes I'll eat Baked for flavour and crispy skin Then cut open And butter put in One for my girlfriend If she's in luck By that I mean potato And not a .... rubber duck |
Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.) From: GUEST,JosephP at home Date: 14 Oct 08 - 03:50 PM Ruth my work is not deliberately piss-poor, I think Mudcat actually displays all of my poetic outpourings writtten within the last 5 years or so. |
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