BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:12 PM

12. he dresses nice?

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:55 PM

11. we need more turnover in the military.

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 12:33 PM

"Re-Elect the Idiot who got us into this mess!!"

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:21 AM

See you at the polls, rabidbushbacker. (Have you been to a doctor? You should be isolated.)

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: GUEST,rabid bush backer
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:52 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: GUEST,rabid bush backer
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:50 AM

You are all nuts. George Bush is the right man at the right place at the right time given to America by God! The good news is all you pink liberals will probably not even bother to show up and vote. Screw you all.

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 10:33 PM

... Michael Moore will have enough material to make a sequel that will beat Spider-man 2!!

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 09:19 PM

1. Diebold switches yer vote.

2. Alzheimers.

3. You just inhereted 10,000 shares of Halliburton.

4. Blindness and no brail in the voting booth.

5. Illiteracy.

6. A 3000 foot Jesus appears in yer dream and tells you to.

7. Brownshirt poll observer has gun at yer head.

8. Identity theft.

9. Thought you were ordering plants.

10. You wake up as DougR.

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 07:17 PM

thought that was bush as opposed to a brazilian.....

the politician.......no, you'd be crazy to vote for him. But then you didn't really, did you?

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 11:25 PM

Did it occur to anyone else that Tom De Lay's name makes him sound gay?

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 08:47 PM

1. Cause Fallwell Told me to.
2. Cause Robertson Told me to.
3. Cause Prince Bandar wants me to.
4. Cause Anne Coulter told me to.
5. Cause Rush said so.
6. Cause Tucker Calson wants me to.
7. Cause Bill O'Reilly likes him
8. Cause it would Rupert Murdoch happy
9. Cause it would make Tom Delay's Day.
10.Cause it would make Bin Ladin's Year!!

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Once Famous
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 08:42 PM

To look back at this thread in November and ask, why did you bother with it?

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Once Famous
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 08:41 PM

To help support Israel!

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 08:37 PM

There was a letter in the paper this morning about postponing the election. The writer suggested that we learn from the Iraqi power hand-over and have the election NOW!

His points were:

1. Millions of dollars would be saved.
2. Terrorist who want to disrupt the November elections would be thwarted.
3. We wouldn't have to endure all those political ads.
4. We could vote Bush out right away instead of waiting until November to do it.

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 08:18 PM

Hmmm. Darn. All the good reasons have been taken already.

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Don Firth
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 02:17 PM

In addition (or agreement) with the above. . . .

1. Deep depression that even Prozac won't alleviate.
2. Suicidal tendencies (but perhaps this is the same as #1).
3. Deep, abiding hatred for humanity and life in general.
4. To bring about the Apocalypse as soon as possible (Hmm. Very similar to #3).
5. Rampant, all consuming GREED!
6. Owning stock in Halliburton (actually, that's probably a repeat of #5).
7. Appalling gullibility.
8. Watching Fox News exclusively (but that's just an example of #7).
9. Being an "Unreconstructed Rebel" (redneck) and wanting vengeance for the South losing the Civil War.
10. Having a massive hard-on for Condoleezza Rice.

That's all I can come up with so far. I'll work on it.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 01:43 PM

Well, if you insist...;^)

1)..... Because my pork barreled subsidies of military contractor dollars have all gone up my nose, and I'm feeling that kinda 'need' to have a little more...

2).....Because the agression I feel towards the kind people of the world might make me look like the barbarian that I am... if Cheney isn't there to back me up.

3).....Because all the people that I've set up and slandered have been comparing notes...

4).....Because I'd have to change my mutual fund away from the 'Fortune Five Hundred' and that would make me very uneasy...

5).....Because I find peace and prosperity quite simply... nauseatingly boring.

6).....Because Bush is God's personal messenger on earth, and I'm not ready to be a satan worshiper...

7).....Because I find that when the media reports all sides of the 'big picture' issues, and actually encourages people to engage themselves politically, I start to show serious signs of impotence...

8).....You can suck up to your psycho friends and tell them not to hit you or be angry with you 'cuz you voted their way, ok? ...Thanks, Amos

9).....Because I like being better than the rest of the world... especially those pathetic Euopeans...

10).....Because porn is an excellent way to entertain great thoughs of mutual understanding between the sexes here at home, and between cultures abroad...

"It's a slam dunk, Mr. President"
ttr

11.).....so we can have the pleasure of impeaching him? Naw... that's too harsh and premeditated.... and time consuming.

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 01:02 PM

1-10) He needs the help to beat Fillmore.

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 01:00 PM

1. My oil services company can increase profits by 800%.
2. My war materiel firm can increase profits by 1100%.
3. My environmentally poisonous effluent won't be regulated any more.
4. My million dollar tax bill will be decreased again.
5. My manufacturing firm can move more jobs overseas and still receive a taxbreak.
6. My energy brokerage company can swindle the life savings of many more little old ladies.
7. My crooked corporation will continue to have enormous influence with judicial officials and politicians.
8. My company can continue to utilize the country's natural resources without having to pay for them or clean up the mess afterwords.
9. My corporation can buy up even more radio and TV stations to minimize the chance that the media will ever expose my illegal activities.
10. My religious beliefs can be shoved down the throats of all the rest of the country's population.

That's only 10 reasons, its easy to see why Shrub gets so many corporate donations.

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 12:45 PM

We haven't finshed the job. Iran, Syria, Egypt, Maroco etc need to be invaded and bombed. We can then find jobs for all the redneck truck drivers now unemployed due to NAFTA.

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 11:54 AM

1. We're all doomed anyway, so what the fuck?
2. You can suck up to your psycho friends and tell them not to hit you or be angry with you 'cuz you voted their way, ok?
3. If you're a terrorist you can prove that you're the right kind.
4. It increases your chances of meeting Jesus, but it will be during rush hour.
5. If the biggest, wealthiest, most gol-danged POWFUL nation on earth is led by a nutball, it promises to interesting if a bit scary. Something like a Tornado carnival ride without the safety inspections.
6. His daughters have shapely gams -- that's always worth something, as long as no conversation is required.
7. Think of the savings on napkins and letterhead!
8...um....huh...er...it will make his daughters happy?
9. um...Laura will smile more?
10. um..er...jeeze, you guys....c'mon, now...ah...oh! His shit doesn't stink even if his thinking abilities do?


There ya go!! Ten of 'em!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 12:32 AM

There aren't ten reasons to vote for Bush! There's only one. The wrong one!

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: freda underhill
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 12:07 AM

Capitol Hill Blue June 14, 2004

A new book by a prominent Washington psychoanalyst says President George W. Bush is a "paranoid meglomaniac" as well as a sadist and "untreated alcoholic." The doctor's analysis appears to confirm earlier reports the President may be emotionally unstable. Dr. Justin Frank, writing in Bush on the Couch: Inside the Mind of the President, also says the President has a "lifelong streak of sadism, ranging from childhood pranks (using firecrackers to explode frogs) to insulting journalists, gloating over state executions ... [and] pumping his fist gleefully before the bombing of Baghdad."

Even worse, Dr. Frank concludes, the President's years of heavy drinking "may have affected his brain function -- and his decision to quit drinking without the help of a 12-step program [puts] him at far higher risk of relapse." Dr. Frank's revelations comes on the heels of last week's Capitol Hill Blue exclusive that revealed increasing concern by White House aides over Bush's emotional stability.

Aides, who spoke only on condition that their names be withheld, told stories of wide mood swings by the President who would go from quoting the Bible one minute to obscenity-filled outbursts the next.
Bush shows an inability to grieve -- dating back to age 7, when his sister died. "The family's reaction -- no funeral and no mourning -- set in motion his life-long pattern of turning away from pain [and hiding] behind antic behavior," says Frank, who says Bush may suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

Other findings by Dr. Frank:
. His mother, Barbara Bush -- tabbed by some family friends as "the one who instills fear" -- had trouble connecting emotionally with her son, Frank argues.

. George H.W. Bush's "emotional and physical absence during his son's youth triggered feelings of both adoration and revenge in George W."

. The President suffers from "character pathology," including "grandiosity" and "megalomania" -- viewing himself, America and God as interchangeable.

Dr. Frank has been a psychiatrist for 35 years and is director of psychiatry at George Washington University. A Democrat, he once headed the Washington Chapter of Physicians for Social Responsibility. In an interview with The Washington Post's Richard Leiby, Dr. Frank said he began to be concerned about Bush's behavior in 2002.

"I was really very unsettled by him and I started watching everything he did and reading what he wrote, and watching him on videotape. I felt he was disturbed," Dr. Frank told Leiby. Bush, he said, "fits the profile of a former drinker whose alcoholism has been arrested but not treated." Dr. Frank's expert recommendation? "Our sole treatment option -- for his benefit and for ours -- is to remove President Bush from office ... before it is too late."

White House spokesman Scott McClellan refused to comment on the specifics of Dr. Frank's book or the earlier story by Capitol Hill Blue. "I don't do book reviews," McClellan said, even though he last week recommended the latest book by the Washington Post's Bob Woodward to reporters at the daily press briefing.

Published by
Capitol Hill Blue

Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: freda underhill
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 11:57 PM

"Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls."

"Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'"


"Newly released transcripts reveal that President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Hey, so was I!'"

"Homeland Security has warned of possible summer attacks by Al Qaeda. And it must be pretty serious because President Bush has already ignored three memos about this."

"President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here."

"President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration."

Subject: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 11:42 PM

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