BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:33 AM

Gawd he find out if he likes men in there.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Azizi
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:32 PM

If this is "our" Shane and his brother, I don't think it's funny news at all.

I think it's very sad.

Actually, it's sad even if it isn't Mudcatter Shane.

Ms. Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Alfie, friend of Shane
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:48 PM

I hate ta be the barer of bad news, eh, but "The Man is in The Can"! Haw! Haw! No, really, I am gonna miss him, but that is a funny poem, eh? I got talent.

I figger they won't let him out till maybe late Spring. He is in deep shit this time. So is Don. They got both of 'em. Major flippin' drag. Don stands to, like, lose his job at the gas station.

I found out there middel names from the noospaper. Sylvester and Alistair!!!!!!!! Haw! Haw! Haw! They are never gonna live it down.

- Alfie, the famous sexpert of the Georgian shores.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Peace
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 10:42 AM

"leave him alone, unless ya got cock, he's not interested."

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0033-0412-1116-3330_SM.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Jonnylove
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 08:13 AM

BDiBR (The only gay in the village)

Of course you know me and queen of scots, you lovely little poof.

Feral C
leave him alone, unless ya got cock, he's not interested.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 04:19 PM

That is a devastatingly accurate description of "The Man", brucie. Well done.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Peace
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 03:10 PM

"I just did a Google image search for "Feral Cheryl" and THIS was the first thing to come up."

Ol' Cheryl looks like she got tapped on the back of the head with a ballpeen hammer.

We never knew Shane drank until we saw him sober once. It was on a Thursday. The rumours about him are mostly true. He is the one Canadians point to at election time when politicians ask, "Do you wnat to end up like HIM?" Of course, we say yes. There are few idols left in this world. We treasure the ones we have.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: dianavan
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 02:57 PM

I can't prove that you are not 'The Man' but I do notice that you use the term 'flippin' at every opportunity. I think you may be more of a spatula. Feral Cheryll is probably just another fish to fry.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 11:08 AM

I don't have any kids (that I know of), much less grandkids. And my nieces and nephews think I'm wonderful, just the cat's pajamas, one really cool hepcat.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 11:00 AM

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From: GUEST,the other token young person
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 10:23 PM

you dirty granmas and grandads !!!

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From: GUEST,token young person
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 10:19 PM

eeeyuck.. most of you degenerates are all in your 50's and 60's

aaaaarrggghh I feel traumatised !

please just grow old gracefully and spare us young folk such granma and granpa depravity

what would you do if your grandkids read this and knew it was you ?

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Feral Cheryl
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 10:17 PM

You sir, Mr Rapaire, are no gentleman.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Feral Cher
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 10:16 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 10:01 PM

Yeah, "Cheryl." I think I saw you at the Flyin' J truckstop over outside of Bozeman, din't I? You needed a shave, as I remember.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Feral Cheryl
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 09:55 PM

Hey, while that doll is cute, she's all plastic and I is for real. Long blon hair, uggh boots, cowboy hat and a check shirt n jeans. That's me.
Trakky daks for home in front of the tv.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 06:29 PM

Hmmm. She looks...intense.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 06:28 PM

I just did a Google image search for "Feral Cheryl" and THIS was the first thing to come up.

I don't think I need to say anything else. Pictures speak louder than words and all that.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST, Feral Cheryl
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 05:26 PM

I is all woe-man, Rape-aire, and don'you FORGET it.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 05:20 PM

Yeah? Is Feral Cheryl are real girl, or, you know, a girl?

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 04:38 PM

Now that ought to set him on the road to a quick recovery!

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST, Feral Cheryl
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 04:36 PM

Hey Baby, for one moment I was speechless, struck dumb by the thought of you alone and helpless.

Sweetheart, let me be your burger babe. I can toss meat like the best of them. Shane, I remember that night and I know, I know you are a REAL man.

Baby, I have a few tricks to show you, too. My lovebites are the best!


your ever lovin'babe

Cheryl.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Feral Cheryl
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 04:32 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:53 PM

LOL! Poor Shane. Here the guy is hung over like a dead rat today, and he's getting all this abuse when he's in no condition to fight back.

Well, I guess that's what happens when you are "The Man". It's lonely at the bottom. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Once Famous
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:49 PM

BDiBR, I hear you like to use gerbels like the other real men who are light on their feet.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:31 PM

BDiBR, I could have sworn that I saw you comin' out of Charley's here, arm in arm with some guy in leather pants and a studded leather jacket. You were pretty blind drunk, yeah, but you sure seemed impressed with his studded leather codpiece.

I've always wondered -- you remember that cop who was watching the two of you? What did you say to him that made him so angry, just before you threw up on him?

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 03:20 PM

I reckon we are in desperate need of a little Canadian input from Brucie Murdoch, and soon.........

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:59 PM

YEAH??? When I find YOU, you flippin' boltheaded corkpuller, you are HISTRY!!!!

Ohhh...my head hurts bad today. Ohhhh... I am gonna log flippin' off. Right now.

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Jonnylove
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:09 AM

Hi Blind DRunk,

Yo is certainly da GAYEST man in ma life.
You suck cock like the BEST.
And remember the THREESOME in Blind River. Yo, me and queen of scots. Yo was in the middle and gave and take for like twenty minutes.
Stop now tryin to sound straight I still have THOSE pictures.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:21 PM

Whad you gonna do now, Blind-ster? Looks like Sorch done called yer blind seff out to the Okay Corral fir a little showdown.... Know whad I mean (Wink, wink)???

NOw ya done tolt evrybidy that you is da man an' now looks like all of Dodge City waitin' to see yer in action... 'er traction... which ver comes first...

Good luck, pal... Iz heard about this Sorcha gal and she's like a"man eater" and has buried more of' 'um than can be counted on the Wes Ginny Slide Rule...

Fir sure...

Not quite da man... Bobert....

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Teresa
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:21 PM

BdiBR, do you read braille? Just curious. :) Or is that "blind" part of the drunk?

Sorch, you da WoMan! Azizi, you da WoMan, too!

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:12 PM

Prove ah ain't Da WoMan! Dare you! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:02 PM

Nubmer 6 - YOU are SO RIHGT! Totally decent! Blind River is the greatest town in North Flippin' Ontario, eh?

Bee-Dubya-flippin-Ell? Eat me!!!

Feral Cheryl! I don't egazacktly recal lthe time you are, like, talkin' about, but hey...I remember y0u, and you are one HOT BABE! Oh yeah! WE have definitely got to hook up soon. I have learned a new tung teckneak that is AWESOME. I ain't jokin'.

Azizi - Leave my mama outa this!

Man, what a night. My brother Don made the mistake of leavin' a whole 2-4 un-attended here, eh? It is now a 1-1 and the night is young. I ivnited a cupple of friends over and we are watchin' some movies here. Majorly decent.

- BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River:
Who told you you was the Man?

Ya mama?

Well she should know...

Ms Azizi [in a riled up mood]

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: number 6
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:00 PM

It takes a MAN to live in Blind River !!

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Feral Cheryl
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 05:50 PM

BDiBR, I have a secret crush on you. ever since the time you came over, drank a case of tinnies, rode that kangaroo around the lake and back, and came in and chundered all over the wall.
Man, you are such a sweetheart, I care for you so much that I would clean up your spew any time. Clip your nose hairs even.

You and me, we could have a good time together. Don't ever forget me, eh, sweetheart? Yes, you da man - - my man.

your ever lovin'

Chezza.

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 05:48 PM

Sure, Shane. You're "The Man" all right. I assume that, in whatever peabrained Universe you live, "The Man" is synonymous with "Dickhead", "Asshole" or "Shit-for-Brains".

Subject: RE: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 05:46 PM

You bet! Would that be the Ozzie of "Ozzie and Harriet"?

Subject: BS: Prove that I ain't 'The Man'! U can't
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 05:28 PM

I am, like, The Man, eh? And everybody knows it. I can chug beer like a flippin' dynamo. I am a walkin' sex machine. Everywhere I go I am, like, bowed down to by the feemale sex and worshipped like a flippin' god. I rule. I am the King. Blind River ain't never seen my likes before and never flippin' will again. Get what I mean? No one can prove otherwise. I pity the loosers who will try. I can crank out flippin' LOUD power chords on my new stratacaster that I borrowed from somebody in Espanola and I can sound almost like Ozzie. He's my hero, eh? Chicks would kill for the chance to be with me. Guys are consummated by envy when they think of me. I would say more but it ain;t ncessary, eh? I am The Man.

- BDiBR