BS: Mudcat nude calendar

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 08:30 PM

Well......Actually Bill, there are a couple of pix of my sailing partner and I mooning the local yacht club as we sailed past. We had a bit of a running battle with them for awhile you might say..............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 10:46 PM

Hey Carol C, which tenor were you prepared to give Sophocleese. My vote is for the little skinny one. Definitely NOT "the Pav"...he blots out too much scenery!

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:04 PM

Rick, I'm glad you're here because I know you're experienced in this area! For you, I was thinking of a nice frontal shot with you and Woody.

Now Duckboots on the other hand.............hmmmm.......I was thinking maybe just the duckboots............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:05 PM

Maybe two unaccompamied singers could share "The Pav"?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:07 PM

Did I just say that? Damn its the beer talking again.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:10 PM

Someday Spaw, I'll show you the polaroid of Doug Dillard and I Playing at the Four Seasons Nature Resort. My Gawd, I haven't made much money, but I've led and interesting life.

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:18 PM

I modelled nude for an amateur photographer when I was in University. She then had a show of her stuff in the University library. The bad joke I made about it was to say that it didn't help my marks because all my professors were gay. I still have two of the pictures from then.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:18 PM

8 1/2 stone & 5"2 is NOT fat.. trust me..... (seeing as it describes me perfectly)... I was 7 stone 2lbs for most of my adult life until I had the kids (6.5 stone when I got married).... both were way too skinny ( I didn't try to stay thin it was just the way I was made.. ate like a horse and didn't put on weight)......

bbc a fully clothed calendar would be just as good... not so many opertunities for giggling I suspect... *grin*

we already have the lists and some of the photos.. what about a Mudcat calendar with the mudcatters who have their birthdays in a specific month displayed for that month??....... it'd make a fun screen saver too.. all proceeds to Mudcat.....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,Carol (can't reset my cookie)
Date: 26 Nov 00 - 12:51 AM

Why Rick, I'm talking about our very own tenor, Escamillo, of the famous 24 tenors! (Or was it 14 tenors?)

Carol

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Naemanson
Date: 26 Nov 00 - 01:36 PM

So just how much is one stone? Or 7 stone for that matter? An aswer to either question will do. I can do the arithmetic beyond that.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Nov 00 - 01:45 PM

14 pounds= 1 stone.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Naemanson
Date: 26 Nov 00 - 05:02 PM

Thank you Noreen. Now I have done the math and I am too heavy to participate in this light conversation.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 26 Nov 00 - 05:32 PM

But actually folks....as a fundraiser for Mudcat....it might very well bring in some of the needed money. Hmmmmm, maybe not so silly after all. After all, it's just butts and boobs, and it ain't like we could be SERIOUSLY blackmailed! Rediculed Yah, but what the hell!

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 00 - 09:35 PM

At this rate the theme song will be "Everybody Must Get Stoned".

A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 09:32 AM

Or "The Full Monty". I'll be the photographer and offer a baby in the bathtub photo as my entry.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 10:52 AM

wonder why, with a perfectly lovely decimal system in other things, they decided weight had to be done in units of 14?...and is there a place where the paradigm 'stone' rests?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bert
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:48 AM

Why pick on me Alison? I've already done the belly dancing bit; what more do you want?

Bert.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:49 AM

i like your attitude, Rick!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mooh
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:51 AM

Now Soph, you make me blush! Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,bbc at work
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 12:03 PM

alison,

Thanks for responding. All kidding aside, that kind of calendar would be nice to have--one that we could display anywhere & that would be useful in keeping our community together. Also, as you say, we already have most of the info we need. What say, group?

bbc

P.S.--Yes, I'm hijacking the thread, in favor of clothing (I always *was* a stick in the mud-cat!).

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Kim C
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 12:04 PM

sorry, Mister won't let me show my tattoo.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bert
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 12:33 PM

Bill, It was 'cos the 'wonderful' decimal system hadn't been invented then.

The first treatise on the decimal system to be published in Europe was by Simon Stevin in 1585, but it wasn't applied to units until 1790 something.

Bert.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 02:11 PM

well, I think it's a top idea, with or without clothing, although I reckon without might sell better, anyway I'd buy one or maybe lots.....any ideas how to begin?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 02:17 PM

hmmm!!..thanks, Bert...

(and bbc....I seriously doubt anyone ever expected a 'nude' calendar to happen....*grin*..[as much as a few might be intrigued]....but, you are right a regular one could be fun, too...)

anyone who is interested in doing calendars, whether here or for personal use should look at Calendar Commander ...really neat program!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Amergin
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 02:20 PM

How about a picture of me hiding behind my notepad? or is that too scary a thought?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Tig
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 05:59 PM

Thanks for telling Firecat she's not fat I'm tired of doing it. However i think the calendar could well be fun, especially if any bits which could possibly be X rated are covered by instruments, sheet music etc. Count me in!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 06:14 PM

Seems like all the girls these days have this "I'm fat" idea about themselves, and personally, I'm getting TIRED of it. They got to learn that ALL girls and women are beautiful, and that something so trivial as weight will NOT change that fact.

--M

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Lanfranc
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 06:14 PM

For the sake of everyone's sanity, I feel that my participation, if any, should be in a bull mask, singing the Incredible String Band's "Minotaur Song".

Being the possessor of more stones than most, I could live with being measured in quarters (28lbs) or even hundredweights (112lbs), but only if I can have my age in hexadecimal - base 16 is so age-friendly!

I'm game for the calendar, in bull-mask and sporting a strategically-placed bass balalaika.

But who would buy?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 06:17 PM

If its going to happen it will have to happen soon or wait for 2002. I SERIOUSLY think the nude one would be more fun as long as "it's all done in the best possible taste" to quote Cupid Stunt. Of course we do have Mootlefish and Boats (both mudcatters in their own right ) who would gladly bare all but they are only 16 months so I think that would be exploitation at it's worst.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 06:26 PM

So, ya thinkin' a spread of Mudcatters kinda like the Red Hot Chili Pepper cover of Rolling Stone?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: momnopp
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 09:46 PM

Oooooh, such a tittlating idea - I'd go for either clothed or un-clothed.

Cheers,

JudyO

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 10:39 PM

so who has the ability to do it.. print it up and charge us? and send a hefty amount of the proceeds to Mudcat?

Bert.... is "because you're there" a good enough answer?.... *grin*.... loved your belly dancing BTW.....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:19 PM

Yeah, but where o where are the pictures gonna come from???

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:46 PM

you mean you didn't notice that little flash as you left the shower the other day?

Ve haf our vays!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:55 PM

we get someone who can do the calendar.. then they tell us what they need..... jpeg, gif whatever and we send them off........ there are already a heap of pics at Mudcat Resources.....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CamiSu
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 10:35 AM

I just got a suggestion of how we could do it either way... Paper dolls--if you want 'em clothed, just cut out the clothes and stick 'em on!

Now, Wavestar, just WHAT HAS thee posed for? And was it worse than my mountain poses for thy daddy? (Which I were actually rather arty than bawdy...I guess I could send in one of those, though it doesn't have my guitar--or thecouple of stone I've put on since then.)

And yes Firecat, ANYONE who thinks 8 1/2 stone is too heavy for 5-2 is more than a wee bit nuts. I'd be happy to get back to 9 1/2 but am usually satisfied with what I've got--as long as I have clothes on!

Cami Su

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 10:40 AM

I'll pose as long as I can wear the 7 veils ;-)
Patrish

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 11:36 AM

as I said back up there ^ at 28 Nov.,7:02PM, I HAVE a calendar printing program..(you could, too!)...I suppose I could do this, but it would never get done until into Jan. ....but people DO buy calendars in Jan....We'd have to decide pretty quickly on format and who & how. etc.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 12:00 PM

Umm. Here I was hoping my mother wouldn't read this thread. I doubt they were worse, considerably warmer, and intended for artisitc purposes. To the best of my knowledge, the film has been destroyed.

I really would do it, except that if my mother bought one... oh dear! And I don't play anything...

Matt, you're so sweet! If it helps, I don't generally suffer under that misconception, but then, I've been under my recommended weight allowance for as long as I've paid attention. (Even now, when my metabolism has stopped going nuts.) I'm 5'9" and 9 1/2 stone, and I figure my body feels good, looks fine, and does what I tell it to - who needs more?

-J

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 12:06 PM

Same here, Jess. I'm the just one inch shorter than you and the same weight. But last Spring, I was hitting 180. Ever since I started at 4-year university AND the UC, I've dropped 50-odd pounds since then. NOW my parents are worrying that I'm not eating ENOUGH! "Skinny waist, skinny frame, it's Ichabod Ichabod Crane..."

--Matt

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: harpmolly
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 02:14 PM

Hmmm...

I already have the requisite pictures...my best friend took some pictures of me the day before I cut off my waist-length hair last January. We decided that we needed a few pics with just my harp, my hair, and...me. *grin* With a lovely unicorn tapestry in the background (must protect our reputation, mustn't we? ;))

The only problem we had was lighting about ten candles in the background (safely away from the tapestry, of course). I forgot that my altar was directly under the smoke alarm. Oops. It's since been relocated to the other side of the room *grin*

Molly

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:03 PM

That sounds beautiful, Molly- you could be January, to set the scene...

(The cover has to be Max, of course!)

Noreen

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:18 PM

Noreen...surely we need a way to allow more than 12 (or 13) members ('scuse the expression) to be 'celebrated'.. ...perhaps 2-4 per month? Or a custom calendar? Put up the selections and buyer chooses....(pretty time intensive, though...maybe for extra$$$)...a US version, a UK version, and a OZ version?....Event pics?...

too many choices, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: WyoWoman
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:24 PM

CR -- Yes on the bubblewrap duo. You'll need the large bubbles, I'm assuming?

I'll bring the resin, you bring the bow...

you know, because, like, I only use my stand-alone voice, ya see ... so, um ...

OH, nivver mind ...

WW

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:30 PM

everyone who is serious..*grin*...do check the MANY ideas of calendar design at http://briggsoft.com/calcom.htm

also at http://briggsoft.com/extracal.htm there is #004, which allows a 52 week desk type...*shrug*

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Kim C
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:40 PM

Wait a minute. I'm 5'2" and 120 lbs. Isn't that about 8 and a half stone? I may be a little out of shape but I'm not at all fat. and I'm working on the out of shape part. Getting a pretty mean arm on me, as a matter of fact. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 04:04 PM

I'm thinking of taking up the pipe organ

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Jed at Work
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 05:10 PM

Is my math right? am I really 16 stone? 6'4-ish ... too big to hide behind my 6 string, but maybe the bass guitar would be keep me decent. Wait a minute, certainly there's an age limit to this photogenic fiasco? If so, I'm sure I'm beyond it.

And kendall, will you want tulips or roses on that organ?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 05:27 PM

Age limit Jed? Geez I hope not. For what it's worth, I'm as much of a mess now as when I was thirty.

Rick (too many stones to be svelt)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 06:06 PM

Jed...man! what a straight line!! I dont dare respond as I would like!