Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE

Subject: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 17 Apr 01 - 08:59 PM

OK the moment you have been waiting for has arrived!!!!!!!

the Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar is available now.... see more of your favourite mudcatters than you ever wanted to..... *grin*

(tasteful enough for kids in case you're worried)

just email Max [e-mail] and I think he can take credit card payment of your $10...... otherwise arrange something with him.......

one request

when you get your calendar please do not forward it (I'm relying on your honesty here..........) so we can raise some money with this..... for the 'cat......

thanks

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 17 Apr 01 - 09:01 PM

Who is featured?

khandu

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Matt_R
Date: 17 Apr 01 - 09:07 PM

Put my order in just now! Cannie wait!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 17 Apr 01 - 09:08 PM

lots of us.... some lovely pics of gorgeous mudcat women..... and lots of mudcat men too.......

well worth the money......

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Dani
Date: 17 Apr 01 - 09:10 PM

My dollars are winging their way to West Chester!!

Be the first on YOUR block...

Dani

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 17 Apr 01 - 11:03 PM

roll up roll up get your nearly nude mudcat calendars......

*grin*

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: MarkS
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 12:03 AM

Why dont you post one photo as a teaser. Might help sales

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 12:14 AM

we'll see... Max flashed one on the radio show today.... just searching through the archives to see where.....

OK found it..... just go to todays radio show about 49 mins in.... and you'll see the cover... (how's that plugged the calendar and the radio show in one fell swoop)

it's fine with me if Max wants to post the cover page as an advert.. there are more pics of me inside....lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 12:15 AM

but what you really should pay up for is billD (its a classic) and one of the ladies in a panpipe bikini.....

is that enough to whet your apetite... there are many others.........

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Matt_R
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:10 AM

A panpipe bikini? Well GEE like I don't know who THAT it! Heheheh I'm gonna be looking forward to seeing her!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:18 AM

I've seen that one, Matt. You won't be disappointed.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Liam's Brother
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:33 AM

Holy Mother of God!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 07:58 AM

Suddenly I feel nervous!!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 08:26 AM

Sent my money now I just wait!!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 08:40 AM

Micca, reclining is still my favorite. Check out the picture on the wall!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Morticia
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:12 PM

Well, I've sent my money IN SPITE of Micca reclining {shudder}.....

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Cobble
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:14 PM

Mr's C said can you view before you buy. (((BG)))

Cobble.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:32 PM

classic? ME? just a curmudgeon with an autoharp..(of course, those things have 5 G-strings) ... ;>)

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Max
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:48 PM

OK, here's your teaser...

The file is 1.73 MB, when you send me an email, please specify if its ok to email 1.73 MB. I am assuming its OK if you don't say anything.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Matt_R
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:06 PM

That was cruel Max!!! No Pics in the threads!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:55 PM

Boy I sure like the background scenery in that pic......

Where can we send money orders?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 07:10 PM

Max, can that be downloaded directly onto a floppy, or is a floppy too small?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 07:17 PM

Carol, it depends on whose floppy it is.....

Actually, yes it would be, because a the typical floppy only holds 1.44mb.....

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 08:33 PM

the teaser shows up only on "Shorty" I think....it didn't work from Loki. (but it is very nice...the bodhran is a nice touch, hope the rest are done with the "F" whistle...*wink*)

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: flattop
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 08:41 PM

A 1.73 meg file will not fit on a 1.44 meg floppy guys.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 08:51 PM

none with the whistle Bill.... but the harp doesn't hide much.....lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:17 PM

I am all out of breath.....

WHEN WILL IT GET HERE?!?!?!

Dani

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:17 PM

You're a better woman than I am, alison. I had to hide behind a bloody great accordion.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:19 PM

Flattop that is what i said.....

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:23 PM

I assume it arrives as quickly as it takes Max to send an email

your pic is gorgeous Carol... I loved you accordion.....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: flattop
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:25 PM

Sorry Amergin. You are right. Not reading carefully enough.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:26 PM

Thanks, alison.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:26 PM

It's ok....I was just rereading it and realised that it made no sense anyways....

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: flattop
Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:35 PM

I beg to differ, Amergin. I reread your response and realized that you were correct. I refuse to withdraw my appology.

From the pictures I've seen, we'd better send in our 10 bucks. Mind you, I not seen any of the men's pictures.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Peg
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 02:27 AM

Singers don't carry instruments around, generally...

;)

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:45 AM

I thought you were playing that oak tree Peg??????

*grin*

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 08:34 AM

Yeah, Peg. What exactly are you doing with that oak tree???? Bill D., Geoff the Duck, Micca (sigh), Joe Offer, and two "Guests" showing their true colors. The more I think about Peg's picture, the more I think MattR shouldn't be allowed to have one of these calendars, at least not ithout Spaw there to guide him through. Alison, Hesperis, Sophocleese & Den (another sigh)...Amergin with a big grin...Mrs. Duck - who am I leaving out? But no Bert and Max (or Maxie for that matter). Oh Homeless - how could I forget Homeless??? He has two instruments! And who was wearing panpipes?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 08:41 AM

so apart from Sinsull who else has received their calendar?

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: MMario
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 08:58 AM

I'm electronic-credit-challenged - so will have to send Max off a check. *sigh*

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 09:28 AM

Reading Sinsull's post ...did you not use mine in the end Alison!

mcmoo

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:04 AM

she forgot you.... you are definately in there.....

how could I leave out that much flesh???????

lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:08 AM

Oh McMoo - Yes you are there - all of you! I am typing this from memory at work so I make additions as I recall the smiling faces and luke warm instruments. And McMoo - thank you for sharing!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:17 AM

That's good! Several friends have pledged their $10 to see me in the raw...although not a pretty sight at all!

You are right Alison...way too much flesh! This will be an incentive for more healthy eating!

mcmoo

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:28 AM

McMoo,
Some of us like our men healthy. Did you know that Orson Welles was voted World's Sexiest Man repeatedly in assorted women's magazine polls? And remember Harvey Keitel in The Piano? There was a great cartoon in the New Yorker showing a middle aged couple dressing for a formal affair. The wife says "If Harvey Keitel shows up tonight, you are on your own." Wait and see - I'll bet your picture will generate quite a bit of unsolicited emails from the internet community. And a variety of offers. Tee Hee. Keep us posted.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:55 AM

Well I can always live in hope!

(;>)

mcmoo

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 02:38 PM

SINSULL, hesperis is wearing the panpipes. I know they're difficult to see, being so small...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: GUEST,alison
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 08:21 PM

McMoo.... I was teasing.. I love your pic.. you look great......

slainte

alsion

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: DougR
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:23 PM

I'd like to order one, Max. I'm sure I have the mailing address for the Mudcat somewhere, but I can't find it. Could one be posted? Does the ten bucks include tax? If not, would you please post the following message, which I'm sure all of us will understand:"read my lips!, No new taxes!"

DougR

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: GUEST,alison
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:30 PM

found these in the "help mudcat" page...

send cheques to

The Digital Tradition,
28 Powell Street,
Greenwich,
CT 06831

or

The Mudcat Cafe,
5 W. Gay St.
Suite A,
West Chester,
PA 19380.

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: DougR
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:41 PM

Thanks, Alison, you sweetie, you. If I hadn't been so lazy, or was smarter, I would have thought about looking at the "Help" section of the Mudcat. As always, you come through for us "old" Mudcatters to make life easier for us ('Course there's only two of us, Kendall and me).

:>)

DougR

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: DougR
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:45 PM

Whoa! I just saw the word "Nearly"! Ten bucks? Gee, I don't know ...aw, what the heck! I'll order one anyway.

DougR

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: GUEST,alison
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:48 PM

you'll need to send Max your email address..... they are being sent via email.......

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:57 PM

I sent a snail mail check, and e mailed Max. Wonder how long it will take him to get them sent out?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: John P
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 08:17 AM

Uh, I hate to sound obtuse, but there are two addresses listed. Which one gets a check to Max so he will know it's OK to send a calendar? Do folks in CT or PA have to pay sales tax? Is there a credit card option? I emailed Max to ask how to pay and haven't heard anything back. Those of us who aren't in the know could use clear ordering instructions. Is there such info available? Thanks.

John Peekstok

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 08:27 AM

I'm sorely tempted, but receiving something like that ( however innocent and tasteful!) on a work pc could get me "drummed out of the brownies" as we used to say, as the anti-porn policing policy here might click in.
Doesn't seem to stop some a***hole sending me e-mails offering penile enhancements. Who told him I need 'em? Most people think I'm a big enough p***k anyway!
RtS (well, I suppose I did say if I'd contributed to the calendar the kazoo would have ben sufficient cover rather than the pianola!)

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 11:57 AM

John P, the PA address is where Max is. So if you send it there he'll get it sooner. I don't know whether or not that matters. It sounds like the e-mail to Max to tell him you want the calendar is important.

Has anybody gotten theirs yet? Can anyone tell me what month I'm on and if I share a page with anyone?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Morticia
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 03:30 PM

Nope, still waiting Carol....don't know which month I am yet either but considering how little I'm wearing, I'm hoping it's August :)

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 03:33 PM

What are you wearing in the calendar, Morticia?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Morticia
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 04:35 PM

LOL!!! I am nearly wearing a bodrhan....and a grin!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: mousethief
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 04:38 PM

A fine combination!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Morticia
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 04:51 PM

I wasn't wearing my combinations, Alex *BG*

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: mousethief
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 04:55 PM

*blush*

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:07 PM

Carol I think you were August (alone)

Morty you got January and you are sharing with Peg I think

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:23 PM

Thanks alison!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: flattop
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:47 PM

Well, things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars
And splash into the streets
And when she's on a roll she pulls a razor
From her boot and a thousand
Pigeons fall around her feet
So put a candle in the window
And a kiss upon his lips
Till the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And pay the fiddler off till I come back again

And it's Time Time Time
And it's Time Time Time
And it's Time Time Time
That you love
And it's Time Time Time

- Tom Waits

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: flattop
Date: 20 Apr 01 - 11:05 PM

That was the last verse of the song but the rest of the lyrics are so good that I hate to post just one verse.


Time - by Tom Waits

Well, the smart money's on Harlow
And the moon is in the street
The shadow boys are breaking all the laws
And you're east of East St. Louis
And the wind is making speeches
And the rain sounds like a round of applause
Napoleon is weeping in the Carnival saloon
His invisible fiance is in the mirror
The band is going home
It's raining hammers, it's raining nails
Yes, it's true, there's nothing left for him down here

Chorus:
And it's Time Time Time
And it's Time Time Time
And it's Time Time Time
That you love
And it's Time Time Time

And they all pretend they're Orphans
And their memory's like a train
You can see it getting smaller as it pulls away
And the things you can't remember
Tell the things you can't forget that
History puts a saint in every dream
Well she said she'd stick around
Until the bandages came off
But these mamas boys just don't know when to quit
And Matilda asks the sailors are those dreams
Or are those prayers
So just close your eyes, son
And this won't hurt a bit

Well, things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars
And splash into the streets
And when she's on a roll she pulls a razor
From her boot and a thousand
Pigeons fall around her feet
So put a candle in the window
And a kiss upon his lips
Till the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And pay the fiddler off till I come back again

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: WyoWoman
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 01:37 AM

Hey, I finally get a chance to drop in and I discover a major project has been completed in my absence. Is Max the centerfold?

I'll order mine immediately ... but wait! Is Catspaw nekkid in this one? I could reconsider ...

WyoWoman

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Fortunato
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 08:35 AM

How distressing I wasn't asked to pose...

I'm not nearly as old and decrepid as BillD.

Now where is my thong bikini? Those damn kids have been using it for a slingshot again.

Oh the disappointment of it all!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 08:54 AM

where the hell were you when I was desperately trying to drum up volunteers???????.... you can be in next year's one.....lol

Wyo.... unfortunately Max and 'spaw were both too chicken to be included...... *grin*

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 08:56 AM

sorry...you may NOT use a thong as a bikini...you remember in the song how they're used...

"Thongs for the mammaries"

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Morticia
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 09:41 AM

You, Bill, out of the gene pool!!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Apr 01 - 06:47 PM

too late, Morticia, my son is 18 and already is showing signs of the affliction...*grin*...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Apr 01 - 01:33 PM

Refresh for the Sunday crowd.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Dani
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 12:11 PM

My calendar est arrive. And words fail me.

I feel like Piglet: "Ohdeardeardeardeardeardear..."

I'll be back when I find the words.

Dani

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: hesperis
Date: 30 Jun 01 - 01:56 AM

Hee hee! I just put a plug for the calendar on mp3.com's message boards... we will see what happens. :)

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: MMario
Date: 30 Jun 01 - 11:07 AM

still waiting for my copy. Max, did you get the check?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: CarolC
Date: 30 Jun 01 - 05:24 PM

Thanks hesperis. Just in time for Miss August!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 01 Jul 01 - 07:19 AM

is MP3.com ready for us though????? lol

anyone got any photos for next years one yet????? so we can have it done on time.......

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Jul 01 - 11:30 AM

I presume you'd prefer different subjects....sort of spread the shame uh,,,blame, out a bit...*grin*

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 01 Jul 01 - 10:11 PM

no bill... I'd love more pics of you.. what can you hide behind this year?...*grin*

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: hesperis
Date: 01 Jul 01 - 10:21 PM

Hmmm, well, I sent you three pictures of me. Of course, I could always use the "flute a bec" instead... ;)

But we need to get a couple of other famous Orillians in there this time! (HINT!)

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: MMario
Date: 02 Jul 01 - 04:00 PM

I got it! yee-haw!

hmmmmm- will have to talk someone into helping me get a pic with digital camara...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Jul 01 - 09:21 PM

Mario...come to the Getaway...my 'studio' will be open...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 03 Jul 01 - 04:45 AM

brilliant Bill... I know I can trust you to encourage / coersce (??spelling)/ nag people into co-operating on my behalf............ that goes for anyone else who happens to be at other festivals armed with a digital camera too...... *grin*.... make the most of this summer weather... you all made the excuse that it was too cold last year....lol........

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jul 01 - 10:55 AM

Does anyone know how many people bought this?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar HERE
From: alison
Date: 06 Jul 01 - 10:24 PM

Max is supposed to be keeping a tally.......

slainte

alison