BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)

Subject: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...
From: InOBU
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 07:59 PM

Well... I had hopes someone else would start it this year...

Twas the night before Christmass and all through the e house
Not an e cruther was moving, not even a louse
Ol' spaw was snoring all sung in his bed,
while visions of baked beens glubbed in his head...

Richard Bridge was awake and in a mirror he peered
To make sure it was hisownself, he pulled at his beard...

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 08:01 PM

The Ducks had been paddling
When the water cock broke.
And "baling" he kitchen
was far from a joke...

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 08:04 PM

(HAven't seen one of these threads in years! Yippee!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...
From: Severn
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 08:14 PM

When in Severn's attic there arose such a clutter,
Must be Santa trippin' o'er sump'n or 'nother.....

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...
From: Severn
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 08:43 PM

While on the lawn, winner of previous tournaments,
Dear SINSULL displayed all her tackiest ornaments....

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(200
From: Joe Offer
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 08:51 PM

And what say we of Severn, the giver of crabs?
No, not that kind, you silly, the ones with claws that grabs...

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)
From: Severn
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 09:20 PM

(No, Joe, not THAT kind of Sandy Claws!
One not causing use of a bandage and gauze....)

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)
From: Severn
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 09:29 PM

A wreath of Franklin's was hung on the door
For he'll look for a Northwest Passage no more
His Claws won't be reaching for the Beaufort Sea
His Claus now carries presents for you and for me....

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 11:23 PM

LOL!!

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)
From: open mike
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 11:38 PM

Den Big Mick in de fireplace
Done roas' up de ham
Stir up de gumbo
An' make bake de yam.
Den out on de by-you
Dey got such a clatter
Make soun' link old Bobert
Done fall off his ladder.

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)
From: Janie
Date: 25 Dec 09 - 12:10 AM

Then Amos, Azizi, Katlaughing and Frank
raised a glass, then decided to pull off a prank.
gnu, being cautious, eased open the sash
Stuck out his hand and reached down for his stash
his eyes, they did widen at what his hand grabbed
Not expecting a squid, much less a big crab.
Mmario cried, is that Santa I see?
Then sighed, shook his head, said "Oh no, Rapaire"

From the jello pit then, there arose such a clatter
That LtS sprinted out there with a platter
Hoping to fetch back some roasted reindeer
To serve up with whiskey to friends far and near.

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)
From: Severn
Date: 25 Dec 09 - 01:46 AM

But little did Liz know that the bone that she chewed off
Had formerly been the left foreleg of Rudolph!

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Dec 09 - 07:34 PM

Sage darted out to the drive to see what was the matter
Guests driving in, well they made such a splatter
As they shimmied and slithered and steamed up their glasses
Reindeer stood to the side and laughed off their asses

Subject: RE: BS: Twas the night before mudchristmass...(2009)
From: InOBU
Date: 30 Dec 09 - 12:50 PM

Thanks all... I spent the day alone with me wee doggie... This was a lovely Xmas card.
Cheers
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