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Lyr Req: Fried Ham, Fried Ham, Cheese and Baloney

GUEST,sfgas 07 Aug 07 - 12:33 AM
Joe Offer 07 Aug 07 - 12:57 AM
Peace 07 Aug 07 - 10:58 AM
Peace 07 Aug 07 - 10:59 AM
GUEST 09 Nov 11 - 03:54 PM
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Subject: looking for lyrics
From: GUEST,sfgas
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 12:33 AM

im looking for the lyrics of a song I had for my niece years ago. It went something like Fried ham, fried ham, meat and baloney...after the macaroni we'll have ...and it ended then we'll have some more fried ham. you sang the verses through like you had a french accent, then a person with a high voice, etc. the kids all laughed and loved it. any body ever heard of anything like this?
looking forever in oakland


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Subject: ADD Version: Fried Ham
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 12:57 AM

Hi, sfgas-
Open Mike(in Chico) posted part of the song here (click). I've heard several versions, all more-or-less the same. Here's one:

    Fried Ham

    Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney;
    After the macaroni, we'll have onions, and pickles, and olives, and pretzels;
    Then we'll have some more fried ham, fried ham...

    (repeat, incessantly, changing volume and using various accents and speeds)

-Joe Offer, near Colfax, California-


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Subject: RE: looking for lyrics: Fried ham, fried ham, meat &
From: Peace
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 10:58 AM

Fried ham, fried ham
Cheese and bologna
And after the macaroni
We'll have onions, pickles and pretzels
And then we'll have some more fried ham
Fried ham, fried ham!

Same song second verse English accent little bit worse...
Same song third verse Southern accent little bit worse...
Same song fourth verse Sluggish accent little bit worse...
Same song fifth verse Robot accent little bit worse...
Same song sixth verse Baby accent little bit worse...etc.


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Subject: RE: looking for lyrics: Fried ham, fried ham, meat &
From: Peace
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 10:59 AM

(source: "Campfire Activities", Girl Guides of Canada, 1993.)

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney,
After macaroni, you add mustard, pickles and ketchup,
Then you add some more fried ham, fried ham, fried ham.
Next verse, same as the first, ____________, whole lot worse.
At the blank, add the "change" you'd like to do in the next verse, e.g. "underwater", "a whole lot louder", "with a French accent", etc.

Thanks very much to Suzi Mills, who emailed me this version of the song!

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney
After the macaroni, we'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels
Then we'll have some more fried ham, fried ham, fried ham
Next verse, same as the first, ___________ do it a whole lot worse.
Then, substitute a guiding level:

Sparks (suck thumb while singing)
Brownies (look nervous and timid and easily distracted)
Guides (look extremely bored; drag the song out, including the occasional yawn)
Pathfinders (pretend to put on make-up)
Rangers (pretend to drive a car)
Leaders (shake finger angrily and sing song as if it were an order)
Commissioners (pretend to have tea, high-society-style - pinkie finger out, dab corners of mouth with napkin; high pitched voice)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Fried Ham, Fried Ham, Cheese and Baloney
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Nov 11 - 03:54 PM

Chopped [or fried] ham, cheese and bologna
After that macaroni
Ketchup, pickles, mustard and
Chopped ham ham ham ham ham

Second verse same as the first...but English style
Third verse same as the first...but Valley Girl style
Fourth verse same as the first...but ______ style


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