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The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)

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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 03:22 PM

I think its kinda like the "Paul is dead" thing.....If you go through his life's work backwards it spells out over and over---

David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot........


Spaw


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Gervase
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 05:41 PM

chromatic polymer English flutes
You have to laugh, I suppose. We all know them as plastic recorders.
How about taking a leaf out of WAV's book and, instead of Walkabouts Verse, substituting the phrase "The Endless Drivel of a Racist Imbecile"?
So, WAV, meet EDRI.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 05:48 PM

C'mon...just admit it. You're all secretly delighted that you have found a closet racist to go after. It satisfies a deep inner need you have to know for certain your own righteousness by drawing comparisons to the despised one. A confirmation of your fine moral credentials. The best thing would be if a primetime TV show could be funded, along the lines of "All In The Family", with WAV playing the Archy Bunker role, and then the entire society could tune in weekly to laugh at how awful he is.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 05:53 PM

Well strap me to a tree and call me Brenda - I never knew I had fine moral credentials.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 06:05 PM

LOL! Good response there, Smokey. I like your attitude.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Don Firth
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 08:00 PM

Hark! The Grand Lama speaks from high atop his mountain above the valley of Shangri-La!

"Virgil bade Dante feel towards those who have been damned because of their colorless neutrality: Non ragionam di lor, ma guarda e passa — 'Let us think no more about them, but look once and pass on.'"

Archie Bunker (played with bravura by Carroll O'Connor—"Connor's own politics were liberal, but he understood the Bunker character and played him not only with bombast and humor,but with touches of vulnerability") was funny because you knew he was fictional.

When you meet a bigot in real life, he is not funny at all!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Don Firth
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 08:20 PM

And he is not really a "closet racist." He's right out there in the open, telling us what he really wants the world to be like. Not only that, he wants the United Nations to enforce his view of what the world should be like (a place for everybody and everybody in their place).

But of course, like all racists, he denies being a racist.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 08 - 11:34 PM

Ah...but this is not real life, Don. This is the internet. The only way you'll ever find out what David Franks is like in real life is to meet him in real life and talk to him across the table and take some time about it. Until then we're all just blowing bubbles here as far as I'm concerned.

You want to find something REALLY obnoxious in the digital world to get upset about? Open up just about any video on Youtube about any song or subject whatsoever and read the "comments" section. There you will find a certain number of people who personally attack other people in ways so rude, vicious, and uncalled for...accompanied by such dreadful spelling, moronic hostility, and lack of good grammar...that a page or two of those comments may cause you to despair for the entire future of humanity.

David Franks is not a big problem, Don. He's quite mild in comparison to what the Net is polluted with. He's just a convenient problem for a few denizens of this forum who have decided to pursue him on a daily basis here until he either recants, commits suicide, or goes away.

And if he's doing it all for laughs....then what?


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Don Firth
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 01:10 AM

Little Hawk, you don't understand me, and some others here, at all. Nor, I believe, do you really understand what's going on here, even though you think you do. So why don't you give your kibbitzing a rest until you figure it all out, okay?

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Gervase
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:25 AM

It's precisely because David Franks posts his stuff without moronic hostility, dreadful spelling and poor grammar (well, some of the time) that he's a problem. It's easy to deal with the sort of morons who clutter up the YouTube comment section - you just ignore them. But when someone like Franks comes on and starts making assertions they need to be countered, lest the morons out there take him seriously.
I don't think he's bright enough to be doing the whole thing as a wind-up, and I appreciate he might well see all these posts as slights to be endured on the road to martyrdom, but his absurd assertions (backed by the strength of four technical certificates) can't go unanswered.
I would far rather the Mudcat didn't have a racist in its midst, but as it does, and he's a thick-skinned and prolific poster, then he shouldn't go unchallenged.
I concede that it's a bit sad; here we have an unemployed nobody posting largely drivel, and around the world there are people devoting time to pointing out that it is drivel. If the clock were turned back 20 years then he wouldn't have his status as global village idiot, and it would be down to someone in his adopted home town to tell him to feck off and take his pencil away.
But this is the internet, and everyone's voice carries as far as the next person's even David Franks. And because this forum is - by and large - populated by reasonable folk, people like Franks risk gaining spurious credibility by association.
For all those who are tempted to misquote Voltaire on the right to free speech, I'd counter with Churchill (or even Mark Twain or good old Anon); "a lie can get halfway round the world before the truth has a chance to get its boots on."


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Stu
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:45 AM

Stop being a spoilsport LH. You obviously don't know what you're talking about so just let everyone else get on with their deconstruction of the character of WAV.

There are standards of decency, propriety and commonsense to be upheld, and that means winkling out these racists with our winklers; we'll all be damned of we let this Aussie immigrant tell us what to do in our own country!


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Stu
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 08:25 AM

http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display/19731


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 09:29 AM

I can understand Little Hawk's obvious disappointment here - all these years of hoping and praying for sentient, enlightened Extra Terrestrial Life and when one does show up, it's a gormless little shit like Wavy thus proving that there is no intelligent life out there... Australia? Balls to that! He's from Zeta 2 Reticuli - sent to earth to assimilate himself into English Culture, masquerading as an Australian Tourist-cum-Repatriate so as not to make it too obvious. I should have noticed it earlier - Zeta Reticuli is around 39 light years from earth, thus, when Wavy Zetan set off for England 11 years ago, his point of reference was, of course, the 1950s (taking into account the time it takes for radio transmissions to traverse 39 light years of cosmic vacuum, however so corrupted they might become en route). Not only does this account for Wavy's present confusion, ignorance and bewilderment, but also his general air of impotent anachronism manifest by his dress sense and comb-over. It also accounts for his totalitarian inhumanity and his confidence that one day Planet Earth will yield to his iron will...


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Stu
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 10:10 AM

He's a wind-up merchant. I claim my £5.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 01:23 PM

Nah Stiggy......I think Gervase phrased it well.

Just to be sure though, I flipped through his crappy "poetry" backwards and once again it popped right out......
David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot........



So there ya' go!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 01:28 PM

Will - following self-publication, as an amateur, I have been published elsewhere, and some have liked some of my verses. And "WA Vinci Code!" is a new one, "WAVaholics" an old one.
Smokey - yes I've retired from versification, having said what I wanted to...for what it's worth, I read through all 230 poems once a year to keep in touch, sometimes making minor changes.

"But of course, like all racists, he denies being a racist." (Don)...I've only questioned the act of immigration itself, and have never used terms such as "Engrish frute" or "didgeridon't" (Don Firth). You keep attacking, I have to keep defending.
And I'm not doing it for "laughs", LH (and others) - I genuinely believe my way is a good way forward for humanity.

And IB - since you posted that about me, I have to remind that you also concluded that New Labour are "all mother fuckers".


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Phil Edwards
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 02:22 PM

WAV bingo revised. Every time WAV says

"I've only questioned the act of immigration itself"
or
"I genuinely believe my way is a good way forward for humanity"
or
"I do love the world being multicultural"
or
"nationalism with eco-travel and fair-trade is good for humanity"
or even
"Racism is when you say they are all like this or that."

we... ignore him. If he wants to yank our collective chain, he's going to have to do what the rest of us do from time to time and find different words to use. We've heard all of these.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:05 PM

I read through all 230 poems once a year to keep in touch

Keep in touch with what exactly?


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:27 PM

He'd like to stay in touch with his dick but its so miniscule he hasn't been able to find it in 14 years and pisses his pants several times everyday.

WAVYFUNKYWHITEBOYRACIST....Look Dumbass....Your own words have spoken for you and are clear and readily interpreted by all. YOU ARE A RACIST! You can't defend what you already admit. There's no explaining it away.

And as far as reviewing your trashy-ass lifeshit, try reading it backwards and the you can see the words pop right out......
David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot, David Franks is a racist-bigot



Spaw


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Don Firth
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:36 PM

"I have been published elsewhere. . . ."

Once—yet again!—you link to your own site, claiming that you have been "published elsewhere." That's hardly "published" in the usually accepted sense of the word. Pathetic! Hell, by that standard, I could put a sign in my front window and claim that I'm "published."

But I don't have to do that, however, because I have been published:   one article in Sing Out! Magazine some years back, and some sixteen articles in Victory Review. These are magazines that are printed and distributed to the public, containing articles that I have written which have been vetted and approved by editors. That's what is usually meant by the word "published."

So you don't consider yourself a racist despite your bigoted philosophy. You object to the presence in England of those dark-skinned people with their Jamaican, Pakistani, Indian, Kenyan and South African accents who have inundated your good English air with the smell of curry and other exotic aromas wafting out of restaurants, and who actually take jobs that you can't muster the ambition to go out an apply for because, after all, it's so much easier to live on the dole (that their taxes are paying for) and sit there at home playing your "English flute," and then you whine about how they are polluting your "good English culture." "Oh, they're perfectly nice people—in their own countries. But I don't want them living in my country!"

No matter how you slice it, that's bigotry.

And then you try to imply that I am bigoted because of a touch of whimsy ("Engrish frute"). They are not words I use in everyday conversation. It was strictly ad hoc, and it was a joke, in case you missed it. And I presume that you're trying to imply that my play on words with "didgeridoo" indicates that I am being disrespectful of Indigenous Australians (whom you keep calling "Aborigines," which many Indigenous Australians find patronizing and offensive). You'll have to explain how you came up with that, because it's certainly reaching for straws.

Regarding jokes making use of dialects:   Those who know me know that there is nothing racist or disrespectful about telling the occasional dialect joke, or about me. Many comedians base their humor on the use of dialects, and although I don't regard myself as a comedian, I am not above telling an occasional joke in appropriate circumstances.

I have a good friend of the Jewish persuasion from whom I have learned a fairly extensive repertoire of Jewish jokes, most of which incorporated or rely on the use of dialect. At a party when the jokes are going 'round, he will often ask me to tell a joke that I learned from him—because, despite the fact that I am not Jewish myself, I can do a better Jewish accent than he can!

Does that make me anti-Semitic? I don't think so!!

I also have a sizeable repertoire of "Lord Chumley" jokes that I learned from an English friend of mine, and I tell them with a fairly broad English accent. In fact, he and I sometimes did them together, with him playing Chumley and me playing Chumley's man-servant, Meadows ("Jolly good, sir! You got him on the rise!").

Does that make me anti-English. No, indeed! If our circumstances allowed, both my wife and I could live very happily in England and could be very easily persuaded to do so. But then, of course, we would be polluting David's "good English culture" with our barbaric American presence.

A good singer also needs to be a good actor. And actors assume accents all the time as an integral part of their art. And this, in no way, indicates that they are "racist" or are showing any disrespect whatsoever to the ethnic or national group whose accent they assume.

British actor Hugh Laurie (Bertie Wooster) is currently playing an idiosyncratic doctor in an American television medical drama entitle "House." He has assumed an American accent for the role, and he does it so well that most people who are not familiar with his previous work are unaware that he is English. Because he can and does affect an American accent, only a total horse's ass would assume that he is being bigoted or disrespectful toward Americans by doing so.

And by the way, whether I am—or anyone else here is—a racist or not has nothing to do with the fact that, by your own utterances, you have established beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 05:06 AM

Don (who called a recorder made in Japan an "Engrish frute" and a famous Aboriginal instrument a "didgeridon't" before also falsely calling me - who has only questioned the act of immigration itself - "bigotted" and "racist", and also just tried falsely putting words in my mouth), the above link leads to a list of other publications in which my poems have been printed - which, if you wish, you can get to via the link below.

IB: because I've committed my repertoire of chants, songs, and hymns (use same link) to memory, I try to get through them once a week; but, with my poems, I take my paperback on stage and read them - thus, I only go through them once a year.

And to crude Catspaw - it's you, NOT I, who has used terms such as "whiteboy".

THE WEEKLY WALKABOUT, E.G.

(Also on my myspace playlist so, if you'd like to hear it read, again use below link.)

Poem 187 of 230: A SOUTH SHIELDS WALKABOUT - AUTUMN 2001

Out of the museum-and-gallery
(Wiser on Cookson and the local way),
Down Ocean Road with, to the right of me,
Its eateries and, left, neat places to stay;
Before, on either side, Marine Parks -
The southern-one a most beautiful place,
Teeming with moorhens, swans, grebes and mallards
In a small lake at a scenic-hill's base.

Then (holding chips from the parade's cafe
And, thus, a flock of gulls squawking above)
Onto the South Pier I made my way:
Seeing seaweed over rocks - like a glove -
And high-and-dry sands held from transgression
By growth of grass and the weaving of wood,
Plus, in the dim light of a sleepy sun,
Fishing boats returning to Tynemouth's hood.

From walkaboutsverse.741.com


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Ralphie
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 05:35 AM

Good Grief Franks.
Just go away. We're not interested in visiting your links.
We already have, and once was enough for me.
And any performer who admits to taking a notebook on stage as an aide memoire, obviously can't be bothered to learn his own material.
I did it once but I was 16 at the time. Mea Culpa.
And as for your temerity in dissing talented and kind people like Don and Eliza. God you've go some balls to do that.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Now, Go Away, and take your pathetic doggerel with you.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 05:37 AM

Account for the foibles of the poetic muse that whilst so fickle in having deserted you, has nevertheless left you forever beguiled by her spoils, however so Narcissistically.

Account also for objectivism, even at the remove of these several & ever receding years whereby you might still find this not only only worthy of your own attention, but also of ours.

From whither this perplexing vanity whereby all you inspire is the derision and abuse that, no doubt, ascends you to the status of the misunderstood martyr; one so noble as to be forever at odds with his times for the very best of reasons whilst awaiting his glorious day...


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: s&r
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 06:22 AM

Love it Sean. Over the head I think..

Stu


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Gervase
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 07:41 AM

with my poems, I take my paperback on stage and read them
My God, that conjures up a vision of sheer bloody hell!


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: s&r
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 07:56 AM

Supper

The chips I bought from local shop
Gold and crisp with the sparkle of salt and
the acid tang of non brewed condiment
The paper bag, greaseproof, and transparent
where beef dripping gave lie to its feature
And above
The shoal of gulls following the bait in my hand
The mackerel of the sky
Waiting for the jetsam of the tourist

Stu
(inspired by a line of WAV...)


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 09:15 AM

I drank deeply,
Of beer newly drawn from the wood,
I ate fish freshly caught from the deep blue sea,
And potatoes from the good English earth,
The I puked it all back up,
Feck.

eric


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Will Fly
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 10:01 AM

David - I've just posted a video on YouTube - it's a song from the WF (Will Fly) Trad called My Blue Heaven. I play the second chorus on a high whistle in D - you might find some tips there for your own recorder playing. The 3rd chorus is dedicated to that great folksinger J. Hendrix, and the fourth and last chorus is a duet with a Chinese immigrant.

Watch, listen and learn. It's at:
My Blue Heaven


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 01:13 PM

'Kin brilliant, Will, your grandson's lucky to have you.

Mind you, I'm not sure you frute technique is quite correct - you didn't learn it from a foreigner, did you?


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 01:30 PM

WaV - Just how did the didgeridoo get to be a "famous Aboriginal instrument"?


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 03:06 PM

Solly Will, I see now it's a frageoret, not a frute - before you quite lightly collect me.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 04:07 PM

Dum, dum, diddy, diddy, dum, dum, daaaa-dum!
Dum, dum, diddy, diddy, dum, dum, daaaa-dum!
DUM! Da-da-da-dum...
DUM! Da-da-da-dum...
Diddy, diddy, diddy, diddy, da-da-da-da-daaaaa-dum!

(Repeat the above merrily over and over again on the circus calliope. It is guaranteed to brighten up your day.)


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 04:08 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!

Bloody Brilliant, guys!!

If response to The David can inspire work like this, then it may be that he does indeed serve some purpose on this planet other than merely sucking up tax money and wasting internet band-width. I'll be snorting and cackling for the rest of the day! And probably well into next week!

And YOU, David, are STILL trying to brand ME as a racist? That would be almost as funny were it not such an abjectly pathetic attempt to divert attention from your own blatant bigotry.

Don Firth

P. S. Someone suggested somewhere that the main reason David is here is that he's trying to find a girl friend. If he does, can someone who lives near him take a bicycle pump over to where he lives and help him blow her up?


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 04:40 PM

I think he's more into self-inflation..


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Gervase
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 05:00 PM

I think his girlfriend is one Thomasina Thumb, helped by her four sisters.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 05:02 PM

I think he does it while he's reading this forum..


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 05:54 PM

Yes Gervase, either them or Rosey Palm and her 4 daughters. In any case, Wavyfunkywhiteboyracist is a jagov.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: s&r
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 07:15 PM

With my poems, my precious poems
My A4 poems of forty lands
I share my thoughts my precious thoughts
With those who read my own web page
There are some folk impoverished folk
Without computers - factory hands?
Their lives I charm: enrich and charm
I take my paperback on stage
and read them all my poems
My precious poems


Stu


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: olddude
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 07:25 PM

HUH !


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 03:11 AM

Don't listen to them WAV, masturbating is merely having sex with your best [ only ? ] friend.

eric


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 09:32 AM

Frankly, Will, I personally wasn't in "Heaven" with your recording - your voice, e.g., is very much in the background, and I'd much rather listen to a good folk voice unaccompanied or in the foreground of the musical mix.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Will Fly
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 10:11 AM

Well of course you wouldn't like it, you pillock - that was the whole point of directing you to it! It was made for my grandson, but I hope you took in the lessons of the whistle solo... Actually, if you think the voice is too much in the background, then either your ears or your equipment is seriously faulty.

It's FUN, idiot! Which is what most music should have within it - the power to entertain and amuse and be frivolous - not just be a fucking nationalistic "statement" within some bigoted cultural envelope.

Your reaction, which was utterly predictable, just demonstrates what a cloth head you are. Humourless, pedantic, monomanic, pedestrian and dull - all of which, coupled to your idiotic nationalistic views, makes you a pretty sad specimen.

All of which has been said over 1,000 times already by the assorted 'Catters on this thread and others.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: s&r
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 10:23 AM

Compare and contrast...

Example 1


Example 2

Stu


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: s&r
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 10:58 AM

Will - some nice stuff on your website. Ive bookmarked it: I teach, and I'd like to use a couple of your tabs if thats OK?

Stu


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Will Fly
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 11:00 AM

Will - some nice stuff on your website. Ive bookmarked it: I teach, and I'd like to use a couple of your tabs if thats OK?

Stu


My pleasure - that's what it's there for. Take whatever you want.

Will


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: olddude
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 12:11 PM

Will
I always very much enjoy your music. I regard you as one of the masters on mudcat. I think your music is amazing myself keep putting it up

Dan


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 06:00 PM

That's a nice video, Will. I like the guitar playing. Very smooth and adept. As for your mastery of the recorder, well....breathtaking! ;-)


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 06:33 PM

"Frankly, Will, I personally wasn't in "Heaven" with your recording - your voice, e.g., is very much in the background, and I'd much rather listen to a good folk voice unaccompanied or in the foreground of the musical mix."

WaV, you're a grade one prat. No skill, no heart, no manners, no sense of humour, no point. Keep up the masturbation, it seems to be all you're good at.

As I said, Will - lucky grandson, and your affection speaks volumes through that video. I fear WaV is not capable of appreciating such things.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 07:19 PM

WaV - why don't you record your version of that song and show us all how it should be done? Let's hear if it sounds better unaccompanied and sung with a proper folk voice.


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Subject: RE: The Weekly Walkabout (part 2.)
From: GUEST,Smokey
Date: 16 Nov 08 - 07:20 PM

Aha - 1300


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