Subject: Lyr Add: HOW GILBERT DIED (A. B. "Banjo" Paterson) From: Arkie Date: 03 Sep 08 - 02:20 PM There is way to much levity in this thread. It needs some balance. Something with outlaws, betrayal and death. HOW GILBERT DIED by A. B. "Banjo" Paterson There's never a stone at the sleeper's head, There's never a fence beside, And the wandering stock on the grave may tread Unnoticed and undenied, But the smallest child on the Watershed Can tell you how Gilbert died. For he rode at dusk, with his comrade Dunn To the hut at the Stockman's Ford, In the waning light of the sinking sun They peered with a fierce accord. They were outlaws both -- and on each man's head Was a thousand pounds reward. They had taken toll of the country round, And the troopers came behind With a black that tracked like a human hound In the scrub and the ranges blind: He could run the trail where a white man's eye No sign of a track could find. He had hunted them out of the One Tree Hill And over the Old Man Plain, But they wheeled their tracks with a wild beast's skill, And they made for the range again. Then away to the hut where their grandsire dwelt, They rode with a loosened rein. And their grandsire gave them a greeting bold: `Come in and rest in peace, No safer place does the country hold -- With the night pursuit must cease, And we'll drink success to the roving boys, And to hell with the black police.' But they went to death when they entered there, In the hut at the Stockman's Ford, For their grandsire's words were as false as fair -- They were doomed to the hangman's cord. He had sold them both to the black police For the sake of the big reward. In the depth of night there are forms that glide As stealthy as serpents creep, And around the hut where the outlaws hide They plant in the shadows deep, And they wait till the first faint flush of dawn Shall waken their prey from sleep. But Gilbert wakes while the night is dark -- A restless sleeper, aye, He has heard the sound of a sheep-dog's bark, And his horse's warning neigh, And he says to his mate, `There are hawks abroad, And it's time that we went away.' Their rifles stood at the stretcher head, Their bridles lay to hand, They wakened the old man out of his bed, When they heard the sharp command: `In the name of the Queen lay down your arms, Now, Dunn and Gilbert, stand!' Then Gilbert reached for his rifle true That close at his hand he kept, He pointed it straight at the voice and drew, But never a flash outleapt, For the water ran from the rifle breech -- It was drenched while the outlaws slept. Then he dropped the piece with a bitter oath, And he turned to his comrade Dunn: `We are sold,' he said, `we are dead men both, But there may be a chance for one; I'll stop and I'll fight with the pistol here, You take to your heels and run.' So Dunn crept out on his hands and knees In the dim, half-dawning light, And he made his way to a patch of trees, And vanished among the night, And the trackers hunted his tracks all day, But they never could trace his flight. But Gilbert walked from the open door In a confident style and rash; He heard at his side the rifles roar, And he heard the bullets crash. But he laughed as he lifted his pistol-hand, And he fired at the rifle flash. Then out of the shadows the troopers aimed At his voice and the pistol sound, With the rifle flashes the darkness flamed, He staggered and spun around, And they riddled his body with rifle balls As it lay on the blood-soaked ground. There's never a stone at the sleeper's head, There's never a fence beside, And the wandering stock on the grave may tread Unnoticed and undenied, But the smallest child on the Watershed Can tell you how Gilbert died. |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE BUNYIP AND THE WHISTLING KETTLE From: Rowan Date: 03 Sep 08 - 09:38 PM Oh well, if it's drama you want, rather than levity... THE BUNYIP AND THE WHISTLING KETTLE John Manifold I knew a most superior camper Whose methods were absurdly wrong, He did not live on tea and damper But took a little stove along. And every place he came to settle He spread with gadgets saving toil, He even had a whistling kettle To warn him it was on the boil. Beneath the waratahs and the wattles, Boronia and coolibah, He scattered paper, cans and bottles, And parked his nasty little car. He camped, this sacrilegious stranger (The moon was at the full that week), Once in a spot that teemed with danger Beside a bunyip-haunted creek. He spread his junk but did not plunder, Hoping to stay the weekend long; He watched the bloodshot sun go under Across the silent billabong. He ate canned food without demurring, He put the kettle on for tea. He did not see the water stirring Far out beside a sunken tree. Then, for the day had made him swelter And night was hot and tense to spring, He donned a bathing suit in shelter, And left the firelight's friendly ring. He felt the water kiss and tingle. He heard the silence – none too soon! A ripple broke against the shingle, And dark with blood it met the moon. Abandoned in the the hush, the kettle Screamed as it guessed its master's plight, And loud it screamed, the lifeless metal, Far into the malicious night. Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Recitations......Fed up of the same o From: Rowan Date: 03 Sep 08 - 11:02 PM And a couple of mournful ones A salesman named Phipps Anon. They've buried a salesman named Phipps, Who married, on one of his trips, A widow named Block And then died of shock, When he found there were five little chips. Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: Lyr Add: HE ISN'T LONG FOR THIS WORLD (H Lawson) From: Rowan Date: 03 Sep 08 - 11:03 PM HE ISN'T LONG FOR THIS WORLD Henry Lawson He isn't long for this world, His cares are nearly past; He isn't long for this world, He'll find his rest at last. He isn't long for this world, His griefs are nearly o'er; He isn't long for this world – He's only four foot four. Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE YOBBO From: Rowan Date: 03 Sep 08 - 11:05 PM And, if you're into social commentary THE YOBBO Anon. Of course I love ya, darling, you're a really top notch bird; When I say you're gorgeous, I mean every single word. So ya bum is on the big side, I don't mind a bit of flab; It just means that when I'm ready, well, there's somethin' there to grab. So your belly isn't flat; I tell you I don't care As long as when I cuddle ya me arms still fit round there. No sheila who's the age you are has nice firm perky breasts. They just gave in to gravity; I know you did your best. I always tell the truth dear; I'd never tell ya lies. I think it's very sexy to have dimples in ya thighs. I swear upon me mother's grave, the moment that we met I knew you were as good as I was ever gonna get. No matter what you look like, I'll always love you, dear – Now, quiet while the footy's on and fetch another beer. Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: Lyr Add: TWO GOSSIPS (Harry (The Breaker) Morant) From: Rowan Date: 03 Sep 08 - 11:10 PM Those of you who are up on Australian film may remember "Breaker Morant". The 'hero' was executed under Kitchener's orders during the Boer War; the Australians changed the rules so that no Australian soldier could be so treated by the British again. Many may know only that part of Breaker Morant's history but he was a significant poet in the 1890s. TWO GOSSIPS Harry (The Breaker) Morant One fox-faced virgin, word for word, Repeats each sland'rous thing she's heard And sourly smiles as scandal slips With gusto from her thin white lips. She's bad enough! – but list a minute, Beside her mate she isn't in it! This latter lady, 'pon my word Repeats things … she has never heard! Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Recitations......Fed up of the same old From: Joe_F Date: 04 Sep 08 - 10:25 PM http://www.ablemuse.com/erato/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Musing+on+Mastery&number=3&topic=000539.cgi&TopicSubject=Ogden+Nash:+The+Seven+Spiritual+Ages+of+Marmaduke+Moore&replyto=0 |
Subject: Lyr Add: REINCARNATION (Wallace McRae) From: Arkie Date: 04 Sep 08 - 10:49 PM I guess somebody should post this. It's another staple of cowboy poetry gatherings and recited by Glenn Ohrlin locally and also at gatherings around the country. Quite a few folks are doing it these days. It might even work in Ireland with a little change here and there. REINCARNATION by Wallace McRae What is reincarnation? A cowboy asked his friend. It starts, his old pal told him, when your life comes to an end. They wash your neck and comb your hair and clean your fingernails, And put you in a padded box away from life's travails. The box and you goes in a hole that's been dug in the ground. Reincarnation starts in when you're planted neath that mound. Them clods melt down, just like the box, and you who is inside. And that's when you begin your transformation ride. And in a while the grass will grow upon your rendered mound, Until some day, upon that spot, a lonely flower is found. And then a horse may wander by and graze upon that flower That once was you, and now has become your vegetated bower. Now, the flower that the horse done eat, along with his other feed, Makes bone and fat and muscle essential to the steed. But there's a part that he can't use and so it passes through. And there it lies upon the ground, this thing that once was you. And if perchance, I should pass by and see this on the ground, I'll stop awhile and ponder at this object that I've found. I'll think about Reincarnation and life and death and such, And come away concludin', why, you ain't changed all that much. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Recitations......Fed up of the same old From: katlaughing Date: 04 Sep 08 - 11:49 PM Rowan! Thanks for those. Chills, larfs, and chuckles! The others posted are just great too, folks! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Recitations......Fed up of the same old From: Jim Dixon Date: 06 Sep 08 - 01:02 PM I assume "Chantilly du Champignon" is the same as Brian O'Rourke's CHANTAL DU CHAMPIGNON, a 34-verse song. (At least that's what it's called in the opening message—but I suppose it would also make a good recitation). It has already been posted—click the link. I'm still hoping to see THE LODGER. We already have a couple of songs with "lodger" in the title. See OUR LODGER'S SUCH A NICE YOUNG MAN and THE WIFE, THE LODGER AND I. Someone also requested a song that begins "King Pharaoh was our lodger" but it was never found. |
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