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BS: If God made a guitar it would be

olddude 13 Jul 09 - 09:30 PM
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Rapparee 13 Jul 09 - 09:51 PM
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Rapparee 14 Jul 09 - 09:00 AM
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Subject: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 09:30 PM

A 1969 D-28 Martin cause any other guitar ...
well it is not a D-28 Martin

I can see the cat claws coming out on this one .. LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: number 6
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 09:42 PM

an Esteban

well, he thinks he is God.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 09:51 PM

a trumpet. Probably one of the classic Conns.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: number 6
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 09:58 PM

Do they have a Herb Albert signature model?

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: pdq
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 10:03 PM

If you become proficient at playing a Conn trumpet, are you considered a Conn artist?


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 10:06 PM

No that puts you in real estate make you a Donald Trumpet


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: SharonA
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 11:43 PM

If God made a guitar, it would be infintely large.

But it would have a still, small voice.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 11:50 PM

Any guitar at all...it takes all kinds to encompass the archetype.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 11:52 PM

A 1964 Martin D-28.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 02:33 AM

Not a 1968 Kent from the local Woolworth's? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:05 AM

My
gawd.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:37 AM

A Banjo!
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:54 AM

LOL

Good
one.
In
two
words
you
have
evened
the
score
for
banjo
players
everywhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: TheSnail
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 06:32 AM

In tune.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: theleveller
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 07:51 AM

I don't believe in god, but George Lowden must come pretty close if my guitar is anything to go by.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 07:55 AM

Incapable of being electrified.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: number 6
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 08:54 AM

4 subjects I never discuss anymore.

1. religion
2. politics
3. what is the best guitar
4. folk music (specifically with anyone over the age of 50)

biLL :)


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 09:00 AM

Well, if God MUST make a guitar it would be:

1. Steel
2. With barbed wire strings
3. Capable of being ALMOST tuned correctly
4. Usable by capons
5. With a pick of depleted uranium
6. And the frets just barely off key.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Stringsinger
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 09:24 AM

If a god made it it would probably be a terrible design if you believed in such things.

I would prefer to have it made by a good guitar maker.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 09:30 AM

A 67 Martin D-18 would be pretty close.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Stu
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 09:59 AM

. . . nearly as good as a Sobell.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Midchuck
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 10:20 AM

Think of the number of things that would be different about your own body if you had been able to design it yourself. Then ask whether you would want a guitar that was designed by God, rather than by a competent luthier.

P.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 10:37 AM

Where does anyone get the idea that God has pentedigital hands, opposable thumbs, padded palms, and elbows?

If He is the Infinite wind of creation behind all apparent universes, surely his guitar would be as wide as a nebulous cluster, and strung with ethereal 13-dimensional strings, from which a burst of Intelligence would draw such a chord as to change the courses of the galaxies and swing the stars into rhythm. Such a guitar would span time and light years, and be of no substance, but would be entirely a thrum of coruscating, sweet harmony informing all the pores of existence itself. The scales of such a guitar would melt and reform the very hearts of life wherever found.

Which is approximately what my 1969 D-35 does.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 11:13 AM

Midchuck,
Naw ... You see with the human body, God got busy and contracted out some of the part work to China.. On a guitar he would probably use Martin :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 11:14 AM

♫"Can I take my Martin with me into Heaven when I go?"♫

Nice, Amos...


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 11:39 AM

I think Amos wins on this one ... that was awesome


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 12:16 PM

Martin, snort.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 12:41 PM

C. G. Conns RULE!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 12:46 PM

Kendall! Behave!! :-) :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:00 PM

Martin Gibson.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:03 PM

An English cittern - plucked with a feather-plectrum!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: The Sandman
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:11 PM

first of all there is no proof God is male,secondly why would god make a guitar,if he /she did it would be one that never need its strings changed,and was always in tune,in other words a concertina.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: SharonA
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:13 PM

I must disagree with olddude. I like TheSnail's answer best so far. God's guitar would never -- could never -- be out of tune. Not even when bending a note.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:20 PM

They have guitars in Heaven, and a heavenly guitar changes magically into the perfect guitar for whichever soul picked it up to play it.

Have you even sung the song "Preacher Went Down?" Here's a verse of interest:

Oh the heavenly choir
sings night and noon.
And the heavenly twelve-string
stays in tune.
      aside - That WOULD be heaven!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:25 PM

With God's guitar everyone sounds like Fretkillr on youtube


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: PoppaGator
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:40 PM

So many of the above "votes" have been for guitars almost the same as mine, which is the true heavenly archtype: a 1969 D-18!

God knows that mahogany is every bit as good as rosewood, and He made it less expensive ~ just as one of His private jokes...


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:47 PM

I like the sound of rosewood guitars better for some reason. Mahogany sounds nice too, but I still like rosewood better. It seems to have a bit more clarity or "bite" or something like that. Mahogany sounds just a little too soft to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:50 PM

I keep trying to like Koa guitars. It's the prettiest of the tonewoods to my eye but I still haven't played one that had the sound I couldn't live without.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 01:57 PM

"If God made a guitar it would be".....

Played by Mississippi John Hurt, Doc Watson, Chet Atkins, Tony Rice and Django.....


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: pdq
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 02:01 PM

...and Clarence White would be a helping Him with the design.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 02:56 PM

I think my 1971 D35 may have been made by God. It has a celestial sound, for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:02 PM

Had a guitar once with a plastic soundbox. You turned a crank and it played "Pop goes the weasel." Never had a better one!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:20 PM

...which explains your feelings about guitars. THey have not matured since you were 7!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: PoppaGator
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:21 PM

"Mahogany sounds nice too, but I still like rosewood better. It seems to have a bit more clarity or "bite" or something like that. Mahogany sounds just a little too soft to me."

For many years, I didn't even know that my D-18 was made with a different tonewood than the more expensive Martin dreadnaughts. I thought the price differential was due to the absense of ornamental trim. I only began to learn about the mahogany-vs-reosewood issue from a long series of Mudcat threads.

The general consensus of opinions that I read seemed to point toward an idea that rosewood guitars emphasize the chordal sound of multiple strings played together, while mahogany highlights the separate notes of individual strings. I'm not sure if this is consistent with Little Hawks' characterization of rosewood "biting" clarity versus mahogany's "soft" quality, or if the two opinions are in direct opposition to each other ~ ???

Try as I might, I still haven't formed a sure opnion of my own on the subject. I do know know that I (as a fingerpicker) very much like the sound of my mahogany guitar, and am generally better able to get the sound I want out of my own D-18 than even the most elaborate and expensive borrowed -28 or -35. But that probably has as much to do with my familiarity with the quirks of my own instrument (versus my comparative cluelessness about how to play a strange guitar) than with the intrinsic qualities of the materials from which the instruments are constructed.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:30 PM

I have a similar partiality to my rosewood -35, POppa, but it may be for the same reasons. I play a combined finger-picking and strumming style which the guitar seems to support beautifully. Should I come in to a great fortune one day, I would get a family of Taylors and Martins (the Taylors out of respect for Kendall) and try them against each other to see what proves out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:44 PM

Yes, I think mahogany back and sides sound very good for fingerpicking while rosewood sounds better for full chords. They're both quite good in any case.

I've been looking at some large Talor guitars, "Grand Orchestra" body type, and they sound really good. The back and sides on those are "ovonghola" or something like that, can't quite remember the name of the wood.

My favorite guitar that I've owned is a Martin D-28H with rosewood back and sides.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:46 PM

any 1950'5 Gibson es 335 ...

... mmmmmm ... sweet!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 04:07 PM

If God were to make a guitar, it would first appear in the music store as a soprano ukulele. All the other guitars would rush to the music store and coo over it saying things like, "Aw! Look at the cute little purfling!" (Later, on the way home, they would say things like, "Did you get a look at the tuning machines on that poor little thing? Look like they belong on a Fender Precision bass!") If the little uke came with a an end-pin, the older guitars would argue about whether to leave it be, or whack a guarter-inch off of it. (Of course, if it was destined to play Klezmer music, there'd be no argument. Whack!) Then, after the little uke went to its new home, it would make God-awful noises at 2:00 AM and its owner would have to play lullabies on it for an hour, trying to get it to shut up.

As the little uke matured, it would go through the various phases of ukehood, maturing into a tenor uke, and then a baritone uke, before finally becoming a 1963 00-18 Martin on its thirteenth birthday. Almost immediately thereafter, the surface of the little guitar would erupt into a mess of warty nodes which would persist for five or six years. Some guitars would make it through this stage with no lasting scars, while others would wind up looking like they'd been played by drunks using church keys for picks. At about the same time, the little 00 would announce that he wishes he'd been born a Fender Stratocaster. He will sulk and attempt to sound like he's being played by Pete Townshend any time you pick him up.

Eventually, the guitar will mature into a fully fledged D-28 and settle into a life of predictable, steady playability. Then, one day, the braces closest to the sound-hole will begin to swell unaccountably, causing the sound-hole close up and take on the appearance of a raspberry. The tuning machines will develop stripped gears and have to be replaced with artificial ones. Worst of all, the end-pin will become limp and flaccid and no amount of coaxing will make it go through a strap-hole.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 04:53 PM

Little Hawk - The material is called Ovankol if I'm not mistaken. It's an african wood and is supposed to sound like a cross between mahogany and rosewood. I used to have a stunning Lowden 12 string made from Ovankol.It's worth checking out.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 05:20 PM

Yeah, that's it. Nice looking wood too. Here's the guitar in question:

Taylor GA-4


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 05:26 PM

BBL:

You done did it again, you orful Floribammy redneck!! ROTFLMAO!!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 05:27 PM

"Eventually, the guitar will mature into a fully fledged D-28 and settle into a life of predictable, steady playability. Then, one day, the braces closest to the sound-hole will begin to swell unaccountably, causing the sound-hole (to) close up and take on the appearance of a raspberry. The tuning machines will develop stripped gears and have to be replaced with artificial ones. Worst of all, the end-pin will become limp and flaccid and no amount of coaxing will make it go through a strap-hole"

Bdub, frankly, that is more than I need to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 05:31 PM

Be careful not to roll upon and crush any little bugs during your merriment, Amos. They have feelings too. And if you need any help getting your ass re-attached after you regain your equanimity and get up off the floor, call up Ass-Fault Contracting in Bakersfield. I hear those guys are good. 1-800-YOUR-ASS.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 07:16 PM

I told them about your recommendation, and they asked you to contact their Canadian branch for an offer of employment. It's the same number, in Canada, except you have to add the country code "UP" after the 800. Give them a ringadingding.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 07:21 PM

I read somewhere that Martin has a new line of guitars that are in the $800-1000 range. Anyone know if that's so?


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 07:53 PM

they actually do ... there is one called a DM I believe that I played recently it was 800 bucks new .. and it was great no frills just the martin sound. they even have some composite types that I didn't like at all but this one was great


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: GUEST,Ian cookieless
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 06:15 AM

If God made a guitar it would be rubbish. He'd be happy with the first design he came up with and his plans would never evolve.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 08:00 AM

If God made a guitar it would have to be the best ever created. So far, that is the world famous FLETA. Good enough for Segovia.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: bankley
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 08:01 AM

something that comes with fingers included


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 08:39 AM

It would sound like Virginia Tam's voice !!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: 3refs
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 09:14 AM

"Voyageur, a remarkable guitar that was inspired by the near-separation of Canada as a result of a close referendum in Quebec. Jowi Taylor crisscrossed the country, collecting artefacts to build a guitar from, from the national (former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau's canoe paddle) to the local (the handle from the oyster shucking knife of a champion Míkmaq shucker); from the wonderful (a piece of a spruce tree held sacred by the Haida) to the tragic (a piece of the Westfahl, Nova Scotia Home for Coloured Children). It combines everything from a piece of a hockey-stick from the most famous hockey game ever played (Canada vs. USSR, 1972) to a piece of Newfoundland's floating X-ray clinic, established to treat the post WWII TB epidemic."


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: 3refs
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 09:30 AM

A total of 64 different pieces. Even the guitar case is unique, it has a part of Don Cherry's pants!
The best part of this guitar is that not only do the famous get to play it(Gordon Lightfoot on his birthday), but everyday people as it criss-crosses the country!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: 3refs
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 09:31 AM

A total of 64 different pieces. Even the guitar case is unique, it has a part of Don Cherry's pants!
The best part of this guitar is that not only do the famous get to play it(Gordon Lightfoot on his birthday), but everyday people as it criss-crosses the country!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: HuwG
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 09:42 AM

Paraphrasing a joke by Harry Secombe:

He took one of his master luthier's guitars to a musician, who played a few notes and asked, "Who made this? God?"

He then gave the musician one he himself made. The musician strummed once or twice and said "God! Who made this?"


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 10:02 AM

Do you have a photo of the guitar , that would be awesome to see it


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: 3refs
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 10:19 AM

I hope this works.

http://boingboing.net/2009/07/02/voyageur-a-storied-g.html


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: bankley
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 10:22 AM

and the devil made bagpipes (agony bags)....
   
ever try the Maxville Highland Games with a hangover ?


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: 3refs
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 10:27 AM

Watched a comedy act once where the guy played the pipes. Lead Zeppelin was a bit of stretch, but it was still well done!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Mooh
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 10:48 AM

"If God made a guitar..."

If?

God has made guitars, lots of them. I swear by all that is holy that God was in the hands of one Marc Beneteau in 1995 when a certain rosewood/spruce/ebony masterpiece was completed. There has been others, but that's the one that really counts.

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: 3refs
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 10:55 AM

Can't find him doing Zeppelin, but here's a small sample(more towards the end).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Mk2ZU6BzQ


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 10:56 AM

Now if God would only create silent lawnmowers...


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: SussexCarole
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 12:34 PM

always in tune....yes I 100% agree with you Snail - it would never need those awful 'talk over' times while it's tuned before each song/tune.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: PoppaGator
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 03:19 PM

"I read somewhere that Martin has a new line of guitars that are in the $800-1000 range. Anyone know if that's so?"

Well, the list prices are higher ~ just under $1200 for the all-acoustic models, more (of course) for those with onboard electronics. Depending upon how much a given dealer can take off the list price, perhaps one might be had for an even thousand or less...

They call 'em "1 Series." There are four models: dreadnaught and orchestra-model bodies, each in an acoustic and an electro-acoustic (i.e., with built-in undersaddle pickup) version. The electric versions have single-cutraway bodies.

The back and sides are real wood, not composite (plywood). The tonewood in question is neither rosewood not mahogany, but something called sapele (which some say is fairly similar to mahogany). There is absolutely no unnecessary trim or ornamentation, which keeps the cost down.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 09:24 PM

Poppagator,
have you played one yet? that DM that i played at the music shop when I bought some new strings was quite nice. It had a beautiful sound but nothing at all like you said that was fancy ... just a beautiful sounding guitar.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: olddude
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 09:34 PM

Oh by the way, I just replaced the end pins that were kinda beat with a set of "Buffalo Horn" end pins that I got off ebay. My gosh, the sound has never ever been better. I was blow away at just such a small change can do in the intonation of a guitar that i thought was perfect to start with ... give em a try next time


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Art Thieme
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 04:43 PM

AIR guitar !!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Stringsinger
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 11:01 AM

Dan, I put ebony end pins on my Martin and it made all the difference.

Don't like pickups even though I have one for sonic emergencies.

Each guitar sounds different to me but that could be the player.

Frank


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 02:06 PM

"always in tune".... I just sold my Seagull. It was in tune. Beer was here Aug 2007. It hadn't been played in at least two years before he was here and played it. It was in tune then. Hasn't been played since. I had to dust it off before buddy came to see about buying it.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 02:28 PM

"If God made a guitar it would be..."

...a great improvement on his daft idea for how women have babies!

I think he should stick to making guitars and get a Designer designer in for the women's bodies bits.

:0)


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 04:37 PM

This business about replacing the "end pins"....? Are you talking about the six removable pins that hold the strings in place on the bridge or are you talking about the strap pin at the bottom of the body?


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: GUEST,Slag
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 04:56 PM

He does! Only, in the parlance of the celestial, they are called "harps". Elsewhere in Biblical references, they are noted as "Stringed Insturments".

When I think of all the crappy guitars I tried to learn the art on and then the first time I got my hands on a Martin, a REAL Martin! WOW! That is when I first believed that I COULD play!

Say...Where does the term "Harpy" come from????


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Riginslinger
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 06:44 PM

"Say...Where does the term "Harpy" come from????"

             A loose woman playing a tight quitar!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: pdq
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 07:06 PM

The creature called a harpy is a bird that torments people. It comes from Greek mythology.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: GUEST,Slag
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 07:31 PM

"...always goes for the concrete..." Philip K. Dick. Thanks pdq!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: kendall
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 08:42 PM

I got tired of breaking plastic pegs so I replaced all of them with brass pins.They were cheaper than bone pegs.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 08:52 PM

Okay, so you mean the six bridge pins, correct?


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 10:40 PM

Okay, I found them on Ebay. Buffalo horn bridge pins and a set of Martin ebony bridge pins plus an end pin. They look good, so I think I'll buy some and try them out.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 03:20 AM

We all know God actually plays the washboard, but if He made a guitar it would be a National Steel.


RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: GUEST,Bruce Michael Baillie
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 03:41 AM

...A guitar Bouzouki tuned AEAE!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 02:12 PM

Well, I ended up buying a Taylor guitar, but not the one I had linked to earlier. Instead, I got this one:

Taylor GS-6

It has Maple back and sides...an unusual choice for me to pick. I usually prefer Rosewood back and side. This guitar, however, has a wonderfully clear tone to it...quite different from the Rosewood guitars I normally go for, but good right across the whole range. It's also got a superb pickup pickup system in it and just "feels right".

It also comes with a hardshell case that's built like a battleship, and a whole bunch of handy information sheets on taking care of your acoustic guitar.

This is the first Taylor guitar I've ever owned, and I must say that I am very impressed by their high quality and their attention to all the little details.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 02:26 PM

Are there banjo players in Heaven, or is that asking too much?


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Slag
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 04:55 PM

Taylor yes, but lust and pride are sins so I must refrain, refrain. Besides, I don't have the money!


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 05:52 PM

I'm sure there are. Your link, though, doesn't seem to be working.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 05:53 PM

That was a very belated reply to Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 06:26 PM

IF you turn off your popup blocker it will play a Napster MP3 of aa sweet modern godperl song about banjo players in heaven.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jul 09 - 06:29 PM

Got it. Cute song. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: If God made a guitar it would be
From: GUEST,ploppo
Date: 20 Jul 09 - 12:15 PM

a fiddle, because God thinks he's Frankie Gavin.............


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