BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption

Subject: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Alice
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 11:41 PM

Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey
You won't believe this,
The goggie goes crazy
Whenever I hiss,
My master just tells me
It's all in my head,
But
ceiling cat
tells me
To write you instead.

Signed,

LOLcat

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 11:50 PM

Dear Abbie, Dear Abbie, I'm so big and fat
I'm the heaviest person in Medicine Hat
No chair in existence will carry my weight
When I go on vacation, I travel by freight
Signed.....Lardbucket

Lardbucket, Lardbucket, Give Abbie a break
Try eating less junk food, try eating less cake
Try working that butt off, and if that doesn't do
When the elephant's sick, get a job at the zoo!
Signed....Dear Abby

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 11:58 PM

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my life is absurd.
My friends all accuse me of being a nerd.
Most women can't stand me, my wife hates my guts.
My analyst tells me I'm totally nuts.
Signed "Just Woody"

Just Woody, Just Woody, stop feeling so blue.
If I was your wife I'd have gotten out too.
Get a job in the movies and just play yourself.
They'll laugh themselves silly while you pile up the wealth.
Signed "Dear Abby"

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 12:00 AM

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm violent and crude.
I like blowing up commies and I'm known to be rude.
Most people avoid me, they think I'm a jerk.
Now that Russia's our ally I'm fresh out of work!
Signed "Rambunctious"

Rambunctious, Rambunctious, now listen up good.
Don't ever play guns around my neighborhood!
Try filling your pool up with gators and sharks,
And go for a dip in it just after dark.
Signed "Dear Abby"

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 12:02 AM

And last, but not least...for the Canadians in our midst! (probably no one else will know who I'm referring to in this one...)

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm deeply distressed.
Ever since Meech Lake failed I've been very depressed.
I'm no longer in power and my chin is too long.
If it wasn't too late I'd just cancel this song.
Signed "Big Brian"

Big Brian, Big Brian, is that really you?
You sure got yourself into one Irish stew!
Try wearing a paper bag over your head
Or else maybe work for the U.N. instead.
Signed "Dear Abby"

Subject: Song Challenge! Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey -feline
From: Genie
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 03:47 AM

Hey, youse lyricist guys,
Dis t'read really b'longs up above da line now.
Waaaaay too many great new voises to John Prine's "Dear Abby" [Note that it's "Abby," not "Abbey"] for this NOT to be a new "SONG CHALLENGE!"

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 06:00 AM

Dear Abby Dear Abby, glad you ain't a dog.
So you can prepare our great CATalogue!

Subject: Song Challenge: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Genie
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 09:11 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Alice
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 11:07 AM

RE: spelling
LOLcats are notoriously bad spellers.

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: topical tom
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 11:25 AM

Dear Abby, dear Abby, give me some advice;
I'm making a list and I'm checking it twice.
I like my dry cat food but I prefer meats
So salmon and sardines should be in my eats.
I've been a good pussy, I've behaved myself well,
So send what I need or go plumb straight to hell!
                              Love, Miranda

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 12:03 PM

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my soul is Jurassic
I wander around writing poems that are Classic
They're all depth and feeling, they maunder most sadly,
So how come Mudcatters receive them so badly?

MEander Dogrel

Meander, Meander, you're missing your calling!
Put poems to one side, for your ratings are falling!
Just stick to your whistle, it's the one thing you do
Put the thing in your mouth, and adhese it with glue.

Abby

Subject: RE: BS: Dear Abbey, Dear Abbey ....caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 01:25 PM

LOL!!!