Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: kendall morse (don't use)
Date: 29 Aug 99 - 05:21 PM

the funniest bumper sticker I ever saw was during Watergate.. IMPEACH THE COX SACKER

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: ddw
Date: 29 Aug 99 - 05:01 PM

Saw one a couple of days ago that said: BEER; Getting ugly people laid since Egyptian times.

ddw

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Jen
Date: 29 Aug 99 - 03:25 PM

I have one: "Question Reality". Thought it was appropriate.

I've seen some good ones, but I'll have to keep my eyes open for them and remember to write them down. There's a Shakespearian quote I'd love to put on a t-shirt: "There's small choice in rotten apples".*g* If I wore it at a certain place, some of the people there would ROTFL.

Jen

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: j0_77
Date: 29 Aug 99 - 02:13 PM

Chineses Plastic Junk 4 u MAll-WART USA

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: joeler
Date: 29 Aug 99 - 01:52 PM

On the back of a double tandem truck hauling away dirt form another freeway being built.

"I you don't like my driving, call 1-800-eat-sh-t. (didn't want to offend anybody)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Aug 99 - 01:41 PM

Seen at Kmart, yesterday, on the back of an elderly, white-haired woman's wheelchiar. An obviosly lively woman, scooting herself along, with her feet, directing the employee who was designated her shopping helper:

FBI- FULL Blooded Irish!

She was an absolute doll! I told her I loved it and so would several of my friends. She was a talker, gift of gab and mind intact. We visited for quite a few minutes, with her telling me which "home" she lives at, how she orders up a bus ride and takes off to shop, on her own; about her brother who had a mechanic shop; and her maiden name: Mehan (I think).

Anyway, I think we both brightened each other's day and when I told her my name was Katey, she started singing "Kkkkkaty, beautiful Katy" to me! Made me really happy to think I knew of others who would appreciate the story and the bumper sticker! So thanks again for being the great friends ya all are!

kat(ey)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Bev and Jerry
Date: 01 Aug 99 - 01:46 AM

We've been on tour for three weeks so we didn't read the first thread. If this has already been posted, forgive us.

I may not agree with your bumper sticker but I will defend to the death your right to stick it.

Bev and Jerry

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Banjer
Date: 31 Jul 99 - 02:39 PM

That just 'goes to show ya'; Momma's mind was in the gutter and the two boys enjoyed a good play on words...I don't know if this is a repeat or not but the bumper sticker 'du jour' is the one that says, "Driver Carries No Money, Wife and Kids Have It All"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: WyoWoman
Date: 31 Jul 99 - 11:10 AM

I have a lovely tee shirt that reads, "Fish naked: You might hook the big one."

I forgot I had it on the other day when I rode my bike downtown and was standing on the sidewalk talking with friends when I noticed a mother sort of hustling her two sons, about 8 and 9 I'd say, past me with a very unappreciative look on her face. The boys seemed to think it was funny...

WW

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Celtic-End Singer
Date: 30 Jul 99 - 08:13 PM

All-time favourite, in the terrible days of Thatcherism, but equally applicable in the terrible days of Blairism:

"Guy Fawkes, where are you when we need you?"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Banjer
Date: 30 Jul 99 - 06:32 PM

Since we seem to be straying from bumper stickers my all time favorite T-shirt has a picture of a reclining dog, looks like a great dane, with his one paw in the universal salute (shooting a bird, for the uncultured among us) and the quote below him says 'Fetch This'

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Bryant
Date: 30 Jul 99 - 03:20 PM

This one's for the scientific crowd:

(On a RED bumper sticker)

"If this bumper sticker is blue you're driving way too fast."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 30 Jul 99 - 12:59 PM

No offense taken here, Angus. I am still laughing too hard!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Angus McSweeney
Date: 30 Jul 99 - 12:12 PM

Saw this one just last week:

When guns are outlawed Only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children!

Steve Goodman played at Charlottes's Web in Rockford, Il, circa 1973 and commented "Did you hear about Dick Nixon? He saw "Deep Throat" three times and still couldn't get it down pat (Pat)!

(I should maybe start a list of people I've offended today.)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Marion
Date: 30 Jul 99 - 10:53 AM

How about...

Love globally - lust locally.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 30 Jul 99 - 01:42 AM

Not a bumper sticker, but a graffito I saw on a restroom wall many years ago.In an angst-ridden scrawl of black ink someone had written " My Mother made me a homosexual." Underneath, someone else had written " If I buy the yarn will she make me one too?"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: campfire
Date: 30 Jul 99 - 12:28 AM

It wasn't a bumper sticker, but a T-shirt -well, maybe that's just different bumpers ;) - that said:

My Next Husband Will be NORMAL

campfire

Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 06:33 PM

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