Subject: Holio (Than Thou) From: GUEST,Holociraptor mendonesiensis Date: 25 Jul 22 - 10:38 PM HOLIO (Than Thou) Tune: Sweet Betsy From Pike There are many very spiritual people in Mendocino. I am so holy and kindly and wise Folks come from miles to gaze in my eyes Sit at my feet and you quickly will see No one is half as enlightened as me. Singin’ Holio, holio holio ho Everyone loves me wherever I go When my friends need me I always am there. I always listen and I always care I always text them and email them too I’m not a burnt-out old hippie like you. Holio, holio holio ho Everyone loves me wherever I go That stuff you’re eating, I used to eat that. It made me bloated and stupid and fat Eat what I eat, and you surely will see You can be brilliant and slender like me. Holio, holio holio ho Everyone loves me wherever I go That stuff you’re smoking, I used to smoke too. It got me high and then it made me blue Quit your addiction, and have some mint tea You can be clean and clear-headed like me. Holio, holio holio ho Everyone loves me wherever I go I help the needy and I volunteer Everyone tells me they’re glad I live here Except the deluded and drug-addled few Who like to hang out with a loser like you. Holio, holio holio ho Everyone loves me wherever I go |
Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump From: Joe Offer Date: 25 Oct 16 - 12:39 AM Hmmmm. I didn't see the tune notes when Holly emailed me the lyrics, so I was imagining this to be recited like a Dr. Seuss book. Did you know that Dr. Seuss re-wrote Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now? to encourage Nixon to resign? -Joe- |
Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump From: Felipa Date: 24 Oct 16 - 08:11 PM link repair, even if it is thread drift and yes I am singing Holly aka Pussygate's song to a tune based on Seán Mone's Willie McCrea (sound file at goilin page, clickable link in previous message) the other song about Willie Macrae, not McCrea is https://mojim.com/usy138367x2x6.htm and the event listing (a play, in Helensburgh Scotland 4 Nov) with background info is http://www.eventgoat.co.uk/helensburgh/3000-trees-the-death-of-mr-william-macrae Scroll down from the event poster to read more info if you are interested. |
Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump From: Felipa Date: 24 Oct 16 - 07:48 PM I wonder if it would fit to the air of Willie McCrea which I thought of when I read the Trump slump lyrics. http://www.itma.ie/goilin/song/willie_mccrea_sean_mone (not to be confused with another song |
Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump From: The Sandman Date: 24 Oct 16 - 03:26 PM Holly, thats funny, hey, i havent seen you, since sometime in the early eighties in Whitby, you seem to be in good form. |
Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump From: Mrrzy Date: 24 Oct 16 - 03:16 PM Tom Lehrer would love that last verse! |
Subject: RE: Trump in a Slump From: keberoxu Date: 24 Oct 16 - 02:34 PM Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed of you! You make me look half asleep.... |
Subject: Lyr Add: TRUMP IN A SLUMP (Holly Tannen) From: Holly Tannen Date: 24 Oct 16 - 02:28 PM TRUMP IN A SLUMP (alternate title: TRUMP TAKES A DUMP) by Pussygate Galore I did not kiss her on a plane I did not kiss her on a train I did not kiss her on the lips I did not grab her by the hips I did not grope her in a pub I did not grope her at my club I did not push her towards the bed Or any other thing she said I will sue them for their lies I will not apologize If stupid floozies cannot see No one respects them more than me I was not crass, I did not flirt I did not reach beneath her skirt This is a vicious Clinton smear I am the only victim here She is ugly, she is ill Bet she cheats on Cheatin' Bill I will lock her in a cell With that loudmouth (bleep) Michelle So that foreign-born Obama Has to do it with a llama I will make them all repent As soon as I am president. I sing this to a tune that starts off like "Jimmy Crack Corn" and ends up like "Big Rock Candy Mountain." It can also be sung to "Hernando's Hideaway," in which case the title could be "Donaldo's Hideaway." You'd have to finesse the last verse: So that foreign-born Obam- A has to do it with a llam- A -I will make them all repent As soon as I am president. (HT and her Entities from the Half-Astral Plane) |
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