ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)

Subject: Add: Rime of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 05 Feb 19 - 12:14 AM

This is an edited PermaThread®, used for a special project - collecting the songs of Holly Tannen. This thread will be moderated. Feel free to post to this thread, but remember that all messages posted here are subject to editing or deletion. Editors of this thread are Joe Offer and Holly Tannen.
-Joe Offer-

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I feel like sharing some of the best I've heard from the San Francisco Folk Music Club. Here's Holly Tannen, singing her "Ancient Matriarch":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyXoQstLaSw

That's my friend Amelia Hogan singing with her.

RIME OF THE ANCIENT MATRIARCH
(Holly Tannen)

I was born in Turkey thirty thousand years ago
I taught the women and the men the things that they should know
The patriarchs invaded and I was forced to roam
I am an ancient matriarch, a long way from my home

So I escaped to Brittany, way up in Northern France
I met some Gauls with hairy balls, who thought they wore the pants
Until I had them brought to me, inside my pleasure dome
I am an ancient matriarch, a long way from my home

Across the Channel I was called to help the Celts carouse
Where fungi flourished on the crops and droppings of the cows
In jest I said, "Ingest these things"
And thus the Henge was stoned
I am an ancient matriarch, a long way from my home

'Tis then across the Irish sea I boldly made my way
Where I was worshipped as a queen on each St Brigid's Day
Invading Brits disdained my tits and threw me from my throne
I am an ancient matriarch, a long way from my home

Amongst the Appalachians I then did take my stand
Likewise in Nova Scotia and up in Newfoundland
In New Orleans, them Voodoo queens embraced me as their own
I am an ancient matriarch, a long way from my home

It's now in California this matriarch belongs
Where paunchy bards in Star Trek garb sing ersatz gaelic songs
Though madam Pele calls me I shall no longer roam
I am an ancient matriarch, a long way from my home

Subject: ADD: Bonobo Wannabee (Holly Tannen)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 06 Jul 21 - 07:26 PM

Thread #74787   Message #1328932
Posted By: Barbara
16-Nov-04 - 03:04 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: monkeys more humane than humans
Subject: Lyr Add: BONOBO WANABEE (Holly Tannen)

There's also this one, written by Holly Tannen a year ago, that addresses another facet of humane monkey behavior. This one is about the Bonobos, a recent split from chimpanzee who are known for all the things they do to deal with stress that keep them from even being shown on the discovery channel. They just about exclusively use sexuality instead of agression when things get tense.
Blessings,
Barbara

WANT TO BE A BONOBO
(Holly Tannen c 2003)

Oh, I want to be a Bonobo,
A Bonobo life for me
I want to be a Bonobo,
I'm a Bonobo wannabe.

We hang around, around the trees,
And sit on one another's knees,
And search for nits and ticks and fleas,
Ah, it's a Bonobo life for me

Oh, I want to be a Bonobo,
A Bonobo life for me
A bona fide Bonobo
I'm a Bonobo wannabe.

We nest up in the trees at night
And fondle everything in sight
We hardly ever have to fight
It's the Bonobo life for me.

Oh, I want to be a Bonobo,
A Bonobo life for me
A born-again Bonobo,
I'm a Bonobo wannabe.

You can harangue an orangutang
You can moon a baboon
But I want to be a Bonobo
And croon a Bonobo tune.

Dum da dum da duddle la dum
Duddle la duddle la dum
(Same as last two lines) (as you will)

Oh, come over here mama Bonobo
Sit on your Daddy's knee
Oh, do you want to Bonobo
Bonobo a bit with me

And if we do Bonobo
I will not charge a fee
I'll do it pro Bonobo
I'm a Bonobo wannabe.

Oh, I want to be a Bonobo,
A Bonobo life for me
I want to be a Bonobo,
I'm a Bonobo wannabe.

You can thrill a gorilla
Make free with a chimpanzee
But I want to be a Bonobo,
It's the Bonobo life for me.

Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: GUEST,#
Date: 08 Jul 21 - 12:18 PM

http://hollytannen.com/songlyrics.htm

That may be of some help.

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This is a thread I established mostly for Holly to post her lyrics, but others are also welcome to post their favorite Holly songs. It was so nice to see her at the Singaround Monday.
-Joe-

Subject: ADD: Delta Blues (Holly Tannen)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 01 Aug 21 - 11:55 PM

Here's another gem I got by email from Holly:

DELTA BLUES
Words: Holly Tannen
Tune: Evil-Hearted Me or any good blues tune
© Copywrong 2021 All rights reversed
Please sing, make up verses, make it your own - though I do appreciate being credited

Got my N95, then I went and got my vax
Now the Delta variant is creeping through the cracks

I got the blues, I got the blues, got the mean old Delta Blues
I got the Alpha, Beta, Gamma, and the mean old Delta Blues

I try to wear a mask but I sniffle and I sneeze
Till I think I’m coming down with this ridiculous disease

I got the blues, I got the blues, I got the mean old Delta Blues
I know it must be true ‘cause I saw it on the morning news

I want to go to Sweden on a Viking river cruise
But I’m stuck in California with the Delta Blues

I got the blues, I got the blues, I got the mean old Delta Blues
I know all about it ‘cause I read it on Google news

I wanna smoke some dope and I wanna drink some booze
Will they help me to forget about the Delta Blues?

I got the blues, I got the blues, the mean old Delta Blues
I wanna go to bed and take a fourteen-hour snooze

I wanna hug my buddy and I wanna kiss my friend
And I wanna know if this fershlugginer plague will ever end

I got the blues, I got the blues, the mean old Delta Blues
I got the Alpha and Omega and the mean old Delta Blues

Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 08 Aug 21 - 01:40 AM

Well, I gave her a thread for her songs, but she likes to put them where she likes to put them. Don't mess with a woman with a creative mind. :-)

Thread #167408   Message #4115703
Posted By: GUEST,Holly Tannen
07-Aug-21 - 09:09 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs (COVID-19; Pandemic)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Coronavirus Songs (COVID-19; Pandemic)

I Could Not Stop For Covid
        by Homily Tannenson
Tune: The Bold Privateer   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeHVVpx-ny4

I could not stop for Covid
So He kindly stopped for me.
The Seniors’ bus held only us
And my mortality.
        He slowly drove down Franklin Street
        As I lay down my phone
        And wondered what to say
        After nine long weeks alone.                

We passed the school where children once
Played soccer on the lawn.
The playground and the swimming pool,
But everyone was gone.
        He paused outside the coffee shop
        I used to go to eat
        But no one was inside now
        And no one on the street.

I shivered in the morning fog
The air was cold and dank
No neighbors in the hardware store
The grocery or the bank.
        I raised my mask and asked him
        Is poison on my breath?
        Or shall I live and witness
        My town condemned to Death?

Subject: New Old Song: Slithering (Holly Tannen)
From: Holly Tannen
Date: 30 Oct 21 - 02:06 AM

SLITHERING
Words: Holly
Tune: Streets of Laredo

As I slithered out in the garden of Eden
As I went slith’ring round Eden one day
I spied a young couple all wrapped up in nothing
All of their naughty bits out on display.

I said to the short one, I see you are mammals
You both have nipples for feeding your young
I have no nipples, for I am a reptile
I have bright scales and a flattering tongue.

I said to the tall one, I see you are manly
You have that dangly thing down by your thigh
Would you oblige me by wearing this fig leaf?
I feel embarrassed, though I don’t know why.

Let me present you this shiny red apple
You can both share it with your buddy Steve
It will give you wisdom, it is psychedelic
Take a bite, Adam, and don’t you blame Eve.

Subject: New album: Eat Your Triceratops (Holly Tannen)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 02 Mar 22 - 02:36 PM

Eat Your Triceratops

Holly Tannen presents a digital download of twelve new songs and an old one.

1. Eat Your Triceratops - a conversation between a mother tyrannosaur and her toddler.
2. Slithering Round Eden - the second book of Genesis from a reptilian perspective.
3. Holio - there are many very spiritual people in Mendocino.
4. Butterflies and Puppy Dogs - more spiritual people.
5. Bonnie Boy - a northern California variant of a Scottish love song.
6. The Princess and the Frog - a fairytale.
7. Downstream from Dylan - clarifies the cause and cure of Songwriter’s Block.
8. Redwood Blues - Do I have to get up this early?
9. The Grateful Dead Boogie (Help the Redwoods Thrive) - “Was there music before the Grateful Dead? And why are they grateful?”
10. Braxton Bragg - Fort Bragg is named after a Confederate general whom everybody hated, except the Union generals to whom he lost battle after battle.
11. The House That Once Was Mine - Newcomers move into a handmade house.
12. (Friendship is a) Sheltering Tree - A quote from Coleridge discovered on a peppermint teabag.
13. Pardon Me, Thou Bleeding Piece of Earth - that I am meek and gentle with these butchers. (Shakespeare)

Available Beltane, May 1st, 2022, I hope. [e-mail]

Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: GUEST,Rearranging Deck Chairs
Date: 16 May 22 - 01:28 AM

REARRANGING DECK CHAIRS

The crew are winching lifeboats down into the freezing sea.
The band is on the boatdeck playing Nearer My God To Thee
I am an able seaman charged with maintenance and repairs,
The bos'n says, “Go up on deck and rearrange the chairs.”

He thinks they’ve fallen over so I have to go and check
And bring a bucket and a mop so I can swab the deck.
The ship is slowly sinking while the boilers team and smoke,
I gaze around and wonder if there isn’t something broke.

A thousand squealing Norway rats are diving off the side
But I’m not going to follow them, a worker has his pride.
The jewel-bedazzled heiresses and self-made millionaires
Are crowding into lifeboats as I rearrange the chairs.

They’ve locked the doors to steerage so the poor folks can’t get out
“There isn’t room for all of you,” I heard the Captain shout.
The Irish and Italian are all kneeling, saying prayers
While up here on the quarterdeck I’m rearranging chairs.

Subject: Holio (Than Thou)
From: GUEST,F the Ineffable (Holly Tannen)
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 10:29 PM

HOLIO (Than Thou)
Tune: Sweet Betsy From Pike
Can be heard on Holly's new CD Baby recording, "Eat Your Triceratops"
There are many spiritual people in Mendocino.

I am so holy and kindly and wise
Folks come from miles to gaze in my eyes
Sit at my feet and you quickly will see
No one is half as enlightened as me.
                                Holio, holio holio ho
                                Everyone loves me wherever I go

When my friends need me I always am there.
I always listen and I always care
I always text them and email them too
I’m not a burnt-out old hippie like you.
                                Holio, holio holio ho
                                Everyone loves me wherever I go

That stuff you’re eating, I used to eat that.
It made me bloated and stupid and fat
Eat what I eat, and you surely will see
You can be brilliant and slender like me.
                                Holio, holio holio ho
                                Everyone loves me wherever I go

That stuff you’re smoking, I used to smoke too.
It got me high and then it made me blue
Quit your addiction, and have some mint tea
You can be clean and clear-headed like me.
                                Holio, holio holio ho
                                Everyone loves me wherever I go

I help the needy and I volunteer
Everyone tells me they’re glad I live here
Except the deluded and drug-addled few
Who like to hang out with a loser like you.
                                Holio, holio holio ho
                                Everyone loves me wherever I go

Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 10 Jul 22 - 09:50 PM

Thread #171459   Message #4146786
Posted By: GUEST,F the Ineffable
08-Jul-22 - 09:42 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging
Subject: ADD: Young Lady (Holly Tannen)

I'm interested in songs about old people refusing to accept negative stereotypes.


A true story. Particulars have been changed to protect the guy at the car stereo place in Ukiah.

   YOUNG LADY   

   A week ago Monday I drove to Fort Bragg
   With my African basket and recycled bag.
   Fresh out of chocolate, I had to buy more.
“Good morning, young lady,” said the man in the store.

   Should I forgive him because of his youth?
   Oh, no, I think it’s better that he learn the truth.
   “I’ll not be cajoled by your flattering tongue,
   I am not a lady and I am not young.”

   “One month ago I turned seventy-two
   I’ll bet I’m thirty years older than you.
   I’m losing my teeth and I’m losing my hair,
   And now I’ve lost my bifocals, I don’t know where.

   “I live surrounded by things I can’t find
   But that doesn’t mean that I’m losing my mind.
   I know where it is: it’s right here in my head
   And I plan to keep using it till I am dead.

“Now I’ve got my chocolate, I’ll be on my way
I’ve enjoyed talking with you here today.
Have I made myself clear? I don’t need to say more?”
“Sure thing, young lady,” said the man in the store.


"Young Lady" can be sung to the tune of "Polly Vaughn" or "Jack Rafferty" or....

Subject: The Princess and the Frog
From: GUEST,F the Ineffable
Date: 24 Jul 22 - 11:41 PM

The Princess and the Frog
Tune: When Stormy Winds Do Blow, the Watersons
Words: F the Ineffable

One fine October morning
Down by Big River side
A maid meandered down the sand
To view the flowing tide.
        Being lovely, lithe and lonely,
        She sat down on a log.
        By a waterfall she heard the call
        Of a tiny long-tailed frog.

His tender skin was emerald green
Bedecked with flecks of gold.
He was a living breathing gem
A splendour to behold.
        He glimmered in the morning light
        That filtered through the fog
        And rainbows from the waterfall
        Played gaily round the frog.

“O lovely lady, take me home,”
This brilliant creature cried.
“And whisper ardent words of love
And say you’ll be my bride.
        And if you kiss my froggie lips
        Beneath yon flowering quince
        I’ll shed my slimy skin, and I’ll
        Become a handsome prince.”        

“Oh darling, precious froggie-poo
I’ll make for you a bed,
With chocolate treats and silken sheets
And pillows for your head.
        But I’ll not kiss your froggie lips
        Beneath yon flowering quince
        For there is nothing I need less
        Than one more handsome prince.”

“For I’ve had men a-plenty
From Zanzibar to Prague
I’ve screwed the best and scorned the rest,
But I’d love a talking frog.”

Subject: Butterflies and Puppydogs
From: GUEST, F the Ineffable
Date: 25 Jul 22 - 12:54 PM

Butterflies and Puppy Dogs
Tune: The Hot Asphalt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUpGV0hsq1s      

Butterflies and puppy dogs, hummingbirds and whales
Roly-poly kittens playing with their mothers’ tails.
Think of sweet and lovely things, don’t focus on the sad
It’s your negativity that makes you feel so bad.

We’ll go on a vision quest because all agree
Everyone on earth creates their own reality.
We all choose our parents, we’re evolving towards the light
We were very clever choosing parents who were white.

If a sheriff stops us while we’re driving to the mall
We can rest assured he won’t do anything at all.
We don’t have to worry that our children will get shot
If they walk too fast across a Target parking lot.

        If you’re plucking chicken butts or packing pickled pork,
        If you’re stacking bodies on a playground in New York,
        If La Migra busted you and took your kids and wife
        It’s because of something you did in a former life.

Think of sweet and lovely things, don’t focus on the sad
It’s your negativity that makes you feel so bad.
Undulating octopuses, cute beluga whales
Jolly ginger kittens pouncing on their mothers tails.

Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Jul 22 - 12:46 AM

One may scoff, but I sang "Slithering" in the Mudcat Singaround today to wild applause. So, THERE!!!


They said it was good, but they wished that Holly Tannen herself had been there to sing it...

Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: GUEST,The Ancient Matriarch Herself
Date: 22 Aug 22 - 10:48 PM

I’m Not A Boy
Tune: The Yellow Rose of Texas, or any good tune
Words: F the Ineffable


I‘m not a boy, said little Fred
Said Joe, I’m OCD
I’m ADHD, Marnie said,
And Laura's gluten-free.

Art said, I want to be a geek
And work at Livermore
Bill cried, I am a Jesus freak
Said Karl, I worship Thor.

Their mothers told them not to shout
Or quarrel as they played.
“I hope they get that sorted out
Before they start first grade.”

Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: GUEST,The Veritable Ancient Matriarch
Date: 22 Aug 22 - 10:57 PM

Yes, Kate McGarrigle's "Talk To Me of Mendocino" is beautiful. But "Never had the blues from whence I came?"
"The trees grow high in New York State?" Nonsense. Our trees could eat three of your trees for breakfast.

Here's a song about Mendocino sung by people who live here.

Squawk to Me of Mendocino


Bid farewell to the state of Arizona
To get away from home   
In the LA traffic you begin to age
When first your hair starts graying.

And the trees grow high in Mendocino
This is your last chance to see
Those that Calfire hasn’t taken,
Cut down by PG and E.

        Squawk to me of Mendocino
        Open your eyes, you’ll see RVs
        Drive up from San Bernardino
        Passing log trucks full of trees.

Cloverdale, turn left to Boonville
Getting carsick on the turns
Guys can pee upon the redwoods
Gals can squat down in the ferns.

Eat another lemon gummie
Stop and take another toke.
Running gaily round the redwoods
Crashing through the poison oak.

        What’s become of Mendocino?
        Now it’s normal and mundane
        Where are all those old-time hippies?
        Only tourist traps remain.

        And the t-shirts all say “Mendocino”
        Now you wonder why you bought ‘em
        Never had the crabs from whence you came
        But in Fort Bragg  you caught ‘em.

As the sun sets on the ocean
You’re still staring at your phone
No, I will not take your picture
Let me brood here on my own.

        Squawk to me of Mendocino
        Open your eyes, you’ll see RVs
        Drive up from San Bernardino
        Past the last remaining trees.

Subject: ADD: Sometimes an Eggplant (Holly Tannen)
From: GUEST,Mama and Baba Ghanoush
Date: 22 Aug 22 - 11:08 PM

! WARNING ! ATTENTION ! ACHTUNG ! ADVERTENCIA !
         This song refers to the existence of things people do.


The One Company has developed a condom specifically for use with butt stuff. They held a contest to design the best condom wrapper. Several entrants incorporated eggplant emoji…

SOMETIMES AN EGGPLANT
Words: F the Ineffable
Tune: Bold Doherty, What Can A Young Lassie, or any good tune

Sometimes an eggplant is only an eggplant,
Perfectly normal and not at all queer.
Purple and shiny and moist and delicious
Like the fat aubergine I’m holding here.
                Singing Aubergine-ay
                Aubergine-arity
                Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay!

I wear my aubergines over my undergines
I tuck my undergines into my socks
Under my turtleneck I carry turtles, all
Cleverly fastened with bagels and locks.
        Singing Aubergine-ay. etc

        Sometimes a rifle is only a rifle
        Sometimes a dreadnought is just a guitar
        Why can’t a joke be an innocent trifle?
        Like a cigar can be just a cigar.
                Singing Aubergine-ay. etc

Can’t an emoji just be an emoji?
Why can’t an inkblot be only a blot?
Why can’t a word be a single entendre?
Why should I care if it’s single or not?
                Singing Aubergine-ay. etc

        Sometimes a symbol is only a symbol
        If we have two we can make a big noise.
        Let’s buy some eggplant and cook a moussaka,
        Cheesy Greek meatloaf for fat-bottomed boys        
                Who sing Aubergine-ay
                Aubergine-arity
                Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay!

Next time you look at a peach or papaya
Don’t think of genitals, butthole or tush.
When you imagine a big purple eggplant
Pray to your guru, old Baba Ghanoush.
                Singing Aubergine-ay
                Aubergine-arity
                Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay!

Subject: ADD: The Night Before Samhain (Holly Tannen)
From: GUEST,The Ancient Matriarch
Date: 30 Oct 22 - 10:53 PM

Bright blessings, smiling silly sisters and laughing lurking listers!

Tis the end of the old Celtic year and the start of the new. In Ireland, Samhain (pronounced sow-in) was the last day of summer (Samradh. Farm people stored their harvested crops and gathered in their animals.

The setting sun lights the face of the waxing crescent moon. The sky darkens. The first stars have not yet appeared.

Time for my another re-telling of that ancient oral epic, translated from the Proto-Indo-European and recited over a smoldering peat fire by my great great grandmother, Scarlett O Tannenbaum

THE NIGHT BEFORE SAMHAIN
(Holly Tannen)

Twas the night before Samhain and all through the coven
The witches were cooking strange things in the oven
Sowbugs and bedbugs and headlice and fleas
Zuckerface burgers with limburger cheese.

Pizza rats gleaned in New York and Chicago
Classified documents from Mar-a-Lago
Poison oak pudding and corgi pate
And his royal lowness Prince Andrew flambe!

Candles were lit and the circle was cast
In hopes that the Goddess would be there at last
When out by the hot tub I heard such a clatter
I jumped on my broom to see what was the matter.

And what did I see in the blackberry thorns
But a dripping wet Goddess and eight unicorns!
I was just sitting down with my vibrating phallus
And a good book, she muttered. You bitches are callous.

I came when you called, over all my objections
And got lost in the woods, thanks to Siris directions
You turkeys invoked me, now look at my dress!
My periods late, and Ive got PMS.

She cursed and she grumbled, she looked like a wreck
The unicorns whimpered and shat on the deck
So we gave her some bud and we got her some grub
We brought her hot towels and she soaked in the tub.

Then she rose, hot and dripping, and gave us her blessing
And jumped in her chariot, without even dressing!
On Isis, Rhiannon, Erzulie, Parvati!
On Artemis, Freya, Kali and Hecate!

We heard her exclaim as she rose through the air,
Thank Goddess theres only eight Sabbats a year!

- Aurora Borealis Medicine Turkey

Subject: Lyr Add: Instagram (a lovely new song)
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Mar 23 - 05:46 PM

A sodden song for a day of hail here in Mendonesia.

INSTAGRAM
Words: F the Ineffable
Tune: Kodachrome,© 1973, Paul Simon


When I think back on all the crap I learned at Berkeley
It's a wonder I can think at all
But my over - education hasn't hurt me none
I can still whup you-all’s ass at pickleball.

Instagram
It gives us those nice white people
Everyone’s always smiling
Even though it’s hailing on a sunny day, oh yeah

I got me an iPhone 7
I love to take a photograph
So Papa, don't take my Instagram away

If you took all the guys I screwed when I was horny
And brought 'em all together for one night
I know we’re too old to practice procreation
And they’d rather all play fiddle tunes than fight

Instagram
It gives us those nice white people
Everyone’s always smiling
Everyone loves each other on a sunny day, oh yeah

I got an iPhone 7
I love to take a photograph
So Papa, don't take my Instagram away
Papa, don't take my Instagram away
Papa, don't take my Instagram away
Papa, don't take my Instagram away


Full disclosure: I’ve never played pickleball. I doubt I could distinguish a pickleball from any other kind of ball. But it rhymes. And scans. Please do not revoke my poetic license. - F.

Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 05 Mar 23 - 10:40 PM

Dear Anonymous Matriarch, I hope you don't mind that I move all your songs here where your myriad fans* are likely to find them.

*Well, I'm the only fan of yours that I know, but what can I say? I'm sure that out there in the Ethersphere, you have literally thousands of rabid fans. Whatever the case, I sure have fun with your songs. I've even sung a song or two of yours on the Mudcat Worldwide Singaround on Mondays, and people have loved them.

Subject: ADD: Grateful Dead Boogie (Holly Tannen)
From: GUEST,Email from Holly Tannen
Date: 04 Apr 23 - 12:13 AM

Dear Fellow Tree-Huggers:

I sent The Grateful Dead Boogie to an Environmental Song contest in London. It’s now one of the six finalists!


Listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP-hXOM6y0E

Vote: https://www.home-stage.co.uk/pfite-vote


The song that gets the most votes wins 500 pounds ($620) for the songwriter and 500 pounds to their favorite environmental organization. I would donate it to Sara Rose and Ravel Gauthier’s Youth for Climate.


“Was there music before the Grateful Dead?“ Oliver Swimmer asked his dad Chad. “And why are they grateful?”

GRATEFUL DEAD BOOGIE
Words and music: Hucklewood

“Was there music before the Grateful Dead?
And why are they grateful?” eight-year old Oliver said.
Up spoke Marianna, who was five.
“They are grateful they’re not still alive.”

They don’t have to see what’s going on
Everything they fought for, going or it’s gone
People scared to speak their mind, people scared to sing
Rich folks still stealing everything.

Why are those men chopping down the trees?
Do the redwoods have a tree disease?
Now they lie there rotting in the sun
I thought they belonged to everyone.

Someone’s getting paid, we understand
Cutting big old trees on public land
But we’re not scared to speak our mind, we’re not scared to sing
We won’t let the rich steal everything.

We’ll play music like the Grateful Dead
We will dance and boogie, Oliver said
We will help the redwoods trees to thrive
We are grateful we’re all still alive.


Since recording it, I’ve changed the antepenultimate line to

We will dance and boogie, Garnish said

I interviewed Garnish and asked him what held the Mendonesian community together back in the day. “The boogie!” he said - people dancing wildly to local bands. The boogie is making a comeback, at events like the Caspar Forest Fest.

Any reason you couldn’t take a moment and vote? We can help people in Europe realize the importance of the redwoods in combatting climate change.


https://www.home-stage.co.uk/pfite-vote


Thank you for your support!

Holly aka
Hucklewood

Subject: ADD: Eat Your Triceratops
From: Holly Tannen
Date: 13 Apr 23 - 11:11 PM

Eat Your Triceratops         

A visionary young Tyrannosaur argues with his exasperated mother.

“Mama, Mama,” said Tiny T,
“See the plesiosaur in the sea!
I want to dive and I want to swim,”
“You’d sink to the bottom,” said his Mom to him.

“Mama, Mama,” little Tiny cried,
“See the microraptor leap and glide!
I’m gonna go climb up that tree,”
“You'll stay right here on the ground with me.”

“Mama, Mama, I’m sick of meat
Why can’t I have something sweet?”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” his mother said
“Eat your triceratops and go to bed.”

“Mama Mama, I want to fly!
Like a pterosaur in the sky,
Soaring on the warm air, grand and calm.”
“Forget about it,” said his Mom.

“Tiny, Tiny, you’re a cute little tot
But you can’t be something you are not.
I’m tired of your whining and your tears.
You couldn’t fly in a million years.”

Subject: Listen to the Dinosaurs (Holly Tannen)
From: Holly Tannen
Date: 13 Apr 23 - 11:24 PM

Listen to the Dinosaurs
Words © 2014
Tune: Listen to the Radio, © Nancy Griffith, © 1989, Universal Music

The first time I saw a raven fly upside down I thought I was having an acid flashback. But the Cornell University Laboratory of Ornithology clocked a raven flying upside down for almost half a mile.

Nikons are inexpensive binoculars; (David) Sibley's is the bird ID book we used in Greg Grantham's 'Birds of the North Coast' class at College of the Redwoods.

I'd be grateful if someone can come up with the name of a popular contemporary show to replace "Game of Thrones."
         

I am bound for Mendocino in the morning rain
Past coastal towns where fog is thick and tourists all complain.
Past redwood trees and fog and dinosaurs
Where would I be without the song of the dinosaurs?

        When you can't find a friend, you still got the dinosaurs
        When you can't find a friend, you still got the dinosaurs
        Dinosaurs, oh, listen to the dinosaurs.

I left a clueless, four-eyed computer nerd on Franklin Street
Staring at his Android, watching 'Game of Thrones,' wondering what's become of me.
Got my Nikon and my Sibley’s in the trunk of my Accord
And I am leaving Fort Bragg to look for dinosaurs.

CHORUS

There’s a hawk above the headlands north of Mendocino town
There’s a pelican and a cormorant and a raven upside down.
That computer nerd’ll find his Android in the garbage can
And I am leaving Fort Bragg to look for dinosaurs.

CHORUS

The ravens brought their babies to the birdbath yesterday
They splashed around, they begged for food, then they flew away.
They have scales, they have claws, like dinosaurs
And they all sing the song of the dinosaurs.

        When you can't find a friend, you still got the dinosaurs
        When you can't find a friend, you still got the dinosaurs
        Dinosaurs, oh, listen to the dinosaurs.
        Dinosaurs…