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GUEST,F the Ineffable 06 Jul 22 - 11:04 PM
GUEST,.gargoyle 06 Jul 22 - 11:16 PM
GUEST,keberoxu 09 Jul 22 - 08:22 AM
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Subject: Lyr Add: Sometimes an Eggplant
From: GUEST,F the Ineffable
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 11:04 PM

The One Company has developed a condom specifically for use with butt stuff. They held a contest to design the best condom wrapper. Several entrants incorporated eggplant emoji…

Sometimes an Eggplant
Words: F the Ineffable
Tune: Bold Doherty, What Can A Young Lassie, or any good tune

Sometimes an eggplant is only an eggplant,
Perfectly normal and not at all queer.
Purple and shiny and moist and delicious
Like the fat aubergine I’m holding here.
                Singing Aubergine-ay
                Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay!

I wear my aubergines over my undergines
I tuck my undergines into my socks
Under my turtleneck I carry turtles, all
Cleverly fastened with bagels and locks.
        Singing Aubergine-ay. etc

        Why can't a rifle be only a rifle?
        Can't a Red Special be just a guitar?
        Why can’t a joke be an innocent trifle?
        Like a cigar can be just a cigar.
                Singing Aubergine-ay. etc

Can’t an emoji just be an emoji?
Why can’t an inkblot be only a blot?
Why can’t a word be a single entendre?
Why should I care if it’s single or not?
                Singing Aubergine-ay. etc

        Sometimes a symbol is only a symbol
        If we have two we can make a big noise.
        Let’s buy some eggplant and cook a moussaka,
        Cheesy Greek meatloaf for fat-bottomed boys        
                Who sing Aubergine-ay
                Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay!

Next time you look at a peach or papaya
Don’t think of genitals, butthole or tush.
When you imagine a big purple eggplant
Pray to your guru, old Baba Ghanoush.
                Singing Aubergine-ay
                Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay!

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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Sometimes an Eggplant
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 06 Jul 22 - 11:16 PM

Moist peculiar.


Perfect timing for the current scourge of Monkey Pox

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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Sometimes an Eggplant
From: GUEST,keberoxu
Date: 09 Jul 22 - 08:22 AM

Classic, this -- both OP and response.
Thanks, Gargoyle.

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