BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR

Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 02:21 PM

Part THREE, with links to previous ones, can be found by Clicking Here

Seen today: Politicians and Diapers Should be Changed.....for the Same Reason!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Larkin
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 02:34 PM

I saw this one in Amsterdam some years ago but equally relevant today

Avoid Hard Drugs! - The only dope worth shooting is George W Bush.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:04 PM

Compost happens

----- Capri, (cf. a sticker you mentioned in Part 3) I made up a cartoon years ago that showed a business sign by an old house. It said
OFFICE OF WITCH HAZEL
PARKING FOR PATRONS ONLY
VIOLATORS WILL BE TOADS

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Mudjack
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:07 PM

I didn't read all of the threads but will offer this as a recent find.
"Driver carries NO CASH" He's married
Mj

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:08 PM

I saw a funny T-shirt recently that would make a good bumper sticker.

Got Milk
Need pi

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:12 PM

Well, I HAD the Greek letter "pi" after "need" in my post [in MS Word], but it disappeared into cyberspace when I submitted the post. Can one of you clones insert the Greek letter? (If so, you can delete this post.)

Genie

nothing Greek showed up, just the letters "pi" within brackets...edited to just the letters...joeclone

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Songster Bob
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:18 PM

Don't know if this one is in one of the earlier threads, but I recently saw two stickers on the back of a truck. On the left, it said, "Grateful." On the right, it said, "Dead."

Songbob

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:04 PM

Thanks, Joe-- but it isn't very funny (to me) if the word "pi" is written out. [The T-shirt also had "pi carried out to umpteen hundred decimal places on the back.)

So I'll just say the sticker said:

Got Milk?
Need
[Greek symbol for Pi]

Let's try holding down the "option" key on the Mac and hitting "p" [which yields the Greek symbol on my screen] and see what happens when I post it:

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:08 PM

Snafu'd again! [What's Bill Gates got against the Greeks?] Thanks again, anyway, Clone.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gareth
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:28 PM

I Think Bill Gates may have misread Greek for Geek

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:32 PM

Maybe. But I wonder if he's into Geek Erotica.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:37 PM

I may have mentioned this in one of the earlier versions of this thread...

But if not...

Visit unamerican.com

The BEST stickers/t-shirt/coffee cups are there!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: mousethief
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 05:07 PM

Excellent site, Clinton! I especially like "Reboot America."

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: mousethief
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 05:10 PM

Also one I saw: "Never eat anything that comes when you call it."

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gareth
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 06:56 PM

In the general interests of the 'Cat 'Cos curiosity will kill- Here is a Clicky to 'unamerican.com'

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 07:54 PM

BTW the URL for Geek Culture is

http://www.geekculture.com/culture/erotica/erotocam.html

(See computers take it alloff)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: van lingle
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 07:14 PM

Saw this one on the way home from work this evening:

Stop Bitching, Start a Revolution!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 08:07 PM

Faneffingtastic website, CH, thanks!! There's hope when one sees that kind of thing going on! I esp. liked clicking on his stickers and reading his comments about each one.

Van Lingle, that's what my daughter has felt would happen ever since she was a little girl and she believes it will be her generation which gets it going (she'll be *gulp* 25 in July!)

kat

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: van lingle
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 08:57 PM

Well kat, things will probably have to get a whole lot worse for a revolution to occur but with Shrub in the white house and his resurrection of deficit spending that's a distinct possibilty. Congratulations to your girl and deepest sympathy to you. I'm staring down the maw of the big Five-0 in a couple of months. vl

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,ozmacca
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:13 PM

Van Lingle, you're just a whippersnapper, lad... This is one sticker I saw recently that provides a much needed ego boost to the elders among us..

GREY POWER REMEMBERS WHEN...what was it now?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:31 PM

hmmm..let's see

p

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:32 PM

well...it's a red 'pi' on MY machine...which is a PC

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: van lingle
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:35 PM

LOL,oz. That brings to mind:

The Older I Get the Better I Was

Nice to be called a whippersnapper. vl

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:36 PM

the trick is, you have to specify the font the symbol is contained in,,,,which on a PC is called "symbol"

the code for it look like this..(I hope)..I do NOT do this in my head, I have 2 little helper programs..

<FONT FACE="Symbol" SIZE="4"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">p</FONT><BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0080"></FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF00FF"></FONT></FONT>

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: CapriUni
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:51 PM

Can't remember if this one was in any of the other threads or not, but what the hey:

Born Again
and again, and again

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,ozmacca
Date: 05 Jun 02 - 11:15 PM

Glad you liked it vl. I personally have never knowingly snapped a whip in my life.... or whipped a snap, come to that.

There was also the one that said.. DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY and which had the partnering sticker on the other side DON'T HAPPY, BE WORRY.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 06 Jun 02 - 02:50 AM

Bill D, If you can make your PC-generated "pi" symbol show up on your Mudcat post, why can't joe clone make insert it here in my post for the T-shirt/bumper-sticker slogan where it's supposed to be? I'm befuddled.

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Jun 02 - 12:51 PM

Seen on an advertising bench, the kind you can sit on to wait for the bus:
A sight for more eyes

and, a very rude sticker on a car...you've been warned :-), if you still want to read it scroll down
















Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 01:18 AM

Just saw this one the other day:

Grow your own dope...plant a man

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Trevor
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 08:12 AM

Sorry, but the pi one has passed me by. Saw this yesterday -

'Driven badly? Phone someone who gives a shit'

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 10:10 AM

Honk if you voted for Gore (it's that button in the middle of the steering wheel).

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Coyote Breath
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 03:50 PM

Again, here are some helmet stickers:

"W.W.B.D. (what would bubba do?)"

"Capable of evading highspeed pursuit" (seen on a Ducatti 900 Super Sport, not a helmet)

"DILLIGAF" (figure it out)

"Take me drunk, I'm Home"

CB

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Skipper Jack
Date: 06 Jul 02 - 12:44 PM

The Car in Front ISN'T a Toyota

Don't follow me, I'm lost!!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Jul 02 - 06:32 PM

My darling oversized littles brother had a sticker which read "Don't walk on the grass, smoke it" another not so tasteful and non PC one was "Don't drink and drive, smoke dope and fly" well my mother was less than impressed. When he nstarted to learn to drive he had a sticker which read " Don't diss the car.....your daughter may be in it".

Well I would say he lead a sheltered life but sadly not. The poor buggar is going into the RAF!!!!!

cat

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gray D
Date: 06 Jul 02 - 08:35 PM

"Its a beautiful day - now watch some b*stard ruin it"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jul 02 - 11:12 PM

"Ungrateful Yuppie Larva"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Ned Ludd
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 07:02 PM

my Mate just bought a fender guitar. It came with a bumper sticker -said 'Fender'.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Jul 02 - 10:41 PM

And I guess then the case could be a "Fender Bumper?":-)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Dead Horse
Date: 08 Jul 02 - 05:58 PM

When I drove trucks for the army, we often used to cart bits of bridges around the countryside for the engineers to play meccano with.
On a particular long and boring excursion, finding a lump of chalk, I duly gave the army truck white wall tyres. Still bored, I chalked "H.M. Queen & Sons" on one side, and "Stop me and build one" on the other.
The colonel at the bridging site didn't approve!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: robomatic
Date: 08 Jul 02 - 09:11 PM

from some friends:

Jesus Died For Your Sins

Make it Worth His While

A classical radio station used to mail the following out for free:

Oberon was a Fairy

Eschew Obfuscation

There was also a song in the early 70's about Bumper Stickers, I remember about half of it but not the singer.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jul 02 - 11:21 PM

missed Genie's post from last month

"Bill D, If you can make your PC-generated "pi" symbol show up on your Mudcat post, why can't joe clone make insert it here in my post for the T-shirt/bumper- sticker slogan where it's supposed to be? I'm befuddled."

...but Genie, if you are reading this..it **might** be possible for a JoeClone to do that insertion, but as you see, it takes a lot of code and some careful editing, and a lot to ask of volunteer labor..*grin*...

And an interesting thing...I was just using a new browser I am testing (Mozilla, a cousin to Netscape) and in IT the 'pi' showed up as a red "p"...whereas, in the OTHER browser I use a lot, Opera, it still shows as a red "pi"....which gives you some idea of how inexact it all is...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Kaleea
Date: 09 Jul 02 - 01:58 AM

In the Midwest, I recall the following which are a couple of my favs:

Up Yoors, Coors!

Keep Grandma off the streets, legalize Bingo! Seen on the car bumper of a very old woman)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: robomatic
Date: 09 Jul 02 - 08:43 PM

Oh, and during the 70's energy crisis a bud of mine from the Lone Star state saw this:

"Drive fast, and freeze a Yankee!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,wilco48
Date: 10 Jul 02 - 05:17 PM

This was actually a license plate. I saw this on a van that was full of a rather large family who were obviously on vacation. The van was full of kids of all ages and sizes. It said PB4UGO.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 10 Jul 02 - 08:23 PM

Ooh, Unamerican Activites mentioned in two out of four Bumper Sticker threads. >:)

Besides the "Follow me to certain death" and "Godless commie scum" stickers on my car, I bought the following stickers from them (but I can't figure out where to put them):

Carpe Genitalia

Tomorrow's gonna suck.

Life isn't fair

I am a fucking genius

and...

Gimme gimme food stamps

And my sister has one of theirs that reads "What would Ozzy do?"

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Just Amy
Date: 10 Jul 02 - 08:36 PM

1. I bought this car long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away.

2. Gas, grass, ass - nobody rides for free

3. Damn, I got old quick

4. First you pillage, then you burn

4. If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle (Rita Mae Brown)

5. It isn't a help desk, it is a user abuse center

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Jul 02 - 12:01 AM

Where is Easy Street?

I drive this way just to piss you off...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: John P
Date: 11 Jul 02 - 12:09 AM

Re-elect Gore in 2004

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: TeriLu
Date: 11 Jul 02 - 01:49 AM

Visualize using your signal...

Bush for lawn ornament!

Three I made up:

Worms are everywhere (after reading Hamlet)

I would never brag about my incredibly gifted child!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:40 AM

Don't Take Your Organs to Heaven... Heavens Knows We Need Them Here

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,John Hernandez
Date: 16 Jul 02 - 10:01 AM

LET'S ELINIMATE DYSLEXIA!

and

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Claymore
Date: 16 Jul 02 - 06:50 PM

A pair of bumper stickers, I saw the other day.

The first was the ubiquitous "Mean People Suck" followed by the infinitely smoother "Nice People Swallow"...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Van Lingle
Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:00 PM

So a very small one in the rear window of a van the other day, obviously directed at tailgaters:

You have the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilige.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Van Lingle
Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:03 PM

Here's one I'd like to see:

Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: River
Date: 17 Jul 02 - 03:39 AM

"If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 12:57 PM

Who put the stop payment on my reality check?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: NH Dave
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 04:22 PM

When I was in the UK, I bought a small yellow sticker for my bike that read "Short Vehicle". . . When I came back to the states, I spent the next two years explaining it to fellow Americans.

For the others on the list, long vehicles, 18 wheelers to us Americans, in the UK have a black on yellow warning sticker on the back that says "Long Vehicle". The bike owners decided to go one better.

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: NH Dave
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 04:40 PM

Slightly off topic, but still humorous:

Lady with a couple of small kids in tow, wearing a T Shirt saying, "So who pissed in your Corn Flakes this morning?"

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Ian Darby
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 08:22 PM

'Witches Do It In Circles'.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 09:24 PM

LOL!! Love it, Ian!!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Kaleea
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 01:51 PM

During the 80's when there was a strong movement to pray for "world peace" I recall seeing this: "Visualize Whirled Peas"

I don't believe they were referring to Linda Blair exorcising her right to turn her head.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Ian Darby
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 07:55 PM

Kat

Glad you liked it..

Merrymeet,

Ian.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: CapriUni
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 08:13 PM

General bumper sticker comment here...

Re: "Witches Do it in Circles"...

My Dad is philosophically opposed to bumper stickers, believing that they do a lot toward getting a rise out of the drivers around you without allowing the space or time to discuss the issue... and with road rage on the rise, he'd rather not drive a car with any messages, thank-you-very-much.

However...

Where I live, there is a Pagan organization that hosts family potluck picnics every each sabbat at a public park, and the way we find the exact meeting place is to read the bumper stickers in the adjoining parking lot. If we see a lot of "The Goddess is Alive. Magic is afoot" and "Pagan Clergy" we know we're in the right place!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 12:57 AM

Merry Meet, indeed, Ian! That's one of the few I hadn't heard, before.

Capri, love those ones, too. One of my favs, I know I've posted before is:

Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Ian Darby
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 08:52 PM

The Fortean Times did a great range of UFO related bumper stickers, one read something like 'Stay back 25 feet, Alien bodies in back of vehicle'.

In the U.K. we've got drivers showing stickers that say, 'Caution, Show Dogs/Cats/Gerbils/Guinea Pigs/Hamsters/Headlice in transit, Baby on board' etc.

Whats that all about?

Forgive me for being naive, but I don't think this appeals one bit to the finer humanitarian instincts of the testosterone driven, horn sprouting, cloven hoofed, red meat eating nazi herberts (and thats only the Women truckers) that drive 40 ton wagons at 60 mph, six inches off your back bumper on the M6 every Friday afternoon.

I think a message like 'Show Tarantulas in transit', or 'Cockroach Roadshaw 2002' would be much more thought-provoking.

At least you'd stand less chance of your car being 'done' when you park up in Moss Side or Salford., (or anywhere else in Manchester for that matter).

And if any of you would like to advertise that you have a 'Learner Bhodran Player in Transit' .......

(Over-refreshed as usual, apologies in advance).

Ian

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Guest again
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 09:24 PM

I found Jesus---he was behind the sofa all the time

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Singout
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 11:29 PM

Where are we all going and why am I in this handbasket?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: CapriUni
Date: 30 Jul 02 - 11:43 PM

Singout --

my aide has that handbasket one on her car. Got a chuckle out of me...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 04:13 PM

Just saw these on a desk at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles; made me chuckle, even though I may not agree.*bg*

When you get older and begin to lose your memory you can forget about it.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Sep 02 - 07:42 PM

Like I said, I don't always agree with them, but will include them::-)

vegetarian: an old West definition of a lousy hunter

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Sep 02 - 01:05 AM

Seen on guitar case:

Just doing my part to piss off the religious right!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Troll
Date: 14 Sep 02 - 02:20 AM

START WORRYING. DETAILS TO FOLLOW!

YES, I AM AN AGENT OF SATAN BUT MY DUTIES ARE LARGELY ADMINISTRATIVE

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Bman
Date: 15 Sep 02 - 12:02 AM

I have one on my car that says: I poke badgers with spoons. (If you don't find this funny, I'm sorry, I can't explain it to you. I thought it was hilarious and I had to have it.) regards, Bman

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mark Clark
Date: 15 Sep 02 - 02:26 AM

Saw one I liked the other day...

BEER... Helping white people learn to dance since 1837

      - Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Taliesn
Date: 15 Sep 02 - 11:02 AM

Owned by an Computer -worker bee, the following on was seen on the license plate of a new Volkswagen "Bug"

"Feature"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Memphis Mud
Date: 15 Sep 02 - 11:09 AM

I sail a little Laser sailboat. Joining the Internation Laser Class Association gets you the newsletter and some bumper stickers. Two read:

Sail it like you Stole it.

Cheat the Nursing home. Die on your Laser.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bert
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 01:37 AM

Seen today.

Don't blame me, my vote was thrown out in Florida.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Jeep man
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 10:00 PM

Back of a Cadillac. "Visitors, thanks for coming, now go home! J

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 10:27 PM

This may be in the other threads, but I just saw i the other day. I can't do italics, but "is" is italicized on the bumper sticker.

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

italic added by a
joeclone

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Janie
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 07:07 AM

I love cats. They taste just like chicken.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Troll
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 08:52 AM

Cat. The other white meat.

Stave, do you mean that the Hokey Pokey isn't what it's all about?

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Naemanson
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 09:13 AM

Some I saw on a web site yesterday:

One person, one vote. (May not apply in some states)

I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Dipsodeb
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:37 PM

hows about, I only brake for elves, fairies, dwarves and other unseeable creatures that only I can see. well that's my excuse anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 01:34 AM

WARNING....it's another rather rude one. If you are offended by bawdiness, sort of, back outta this thread before it is too late!











Seen on a car, yesterday: Save a mouse, eat pussy.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Troll
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 07:19 AM

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely administrative.

WHAT!!?

Hang up and Drive!

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Midchuck
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 02:03 PM

My little girl, who is in Bozeman, MT, and is a hard-ass backcountry skier, has a (girl) friend who is an even harder-ass backcountry skier who says she saw one she's been trying to find ever since:

Just because I'll sleep with you, doesn't mean I'll ski with you.

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Bill
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 05:13 PM

The best one I've seen was on a Mini driven by a young girl
'YOU GOT TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS TO FIND AN HANDSOME PRINCE'
Bill C

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bert
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 10:10 PM

BUCKLE UP so the aliens can't suck you out of your car.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: ballpienhammer
Date: 21 Oct 02 - 11:45 PM

mine= I'd rather eat worms than drive a Chevy!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jimmyt
Date: 22 Oct 02 - 02:31 PM

A few that come to mind:

Jesus Saves... by shopping wisely and clipping coupons

If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one

Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let him sleep

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Wayne
Date: 22 Oct 02 - 05:32 PM

"I brake for banjo pickers"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,BOROMIRH
Date: 23 Oct 02 - 08:07 AM

I brake for tailgaters

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Puffenkinty
Date: 23 Oct 02 - 09:01 AM

On a car near a Middle School:

"My kid can beat up your honor student."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Apr 03 - 10:39 AM

Doing my best to live in
HARMONY

Support our troops
Pray for Peace

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: The O'Meara
Date: 22 Apr 03 - 12:14 PM

On the back of my truck:

CAUTION
Driver just doesn't
give a shit anymore!

One of my favorites that draws an interesting reaction:

"Your college sucks!"

O'Meara

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 22 Apr 03 - 12:41 PM

Two oldies but still goodies:

Support mental health or I'll kill you.


and When political correctness was everywhere:

Nuke a gay whale for Jesus.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 22 Apr 03 - 06:41 PM

Just saw this one yesterday;

Draft the protesters!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM

On a background of the green profile of the Colorado Rockies: It's all good

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Apr 03 - 08:09 PM

Lee Harvey, Where are you now that we need you?

Jesus saves...Green Stamps.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: okthen
Date: 23 Apr 03 - 03:40 PM

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary,and those who don't.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 03 - 06:40 PM

"Visualize using your turn signal"

"I'm pro-choice: I choose to eat meat, wear fur, and own guns" (Saw this in Alaska)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Apr 03 - 09:13 PM

"This car has a spoiler and an airbag - my wife and mother in law"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,EBarnacle
Date: 23 Apr 03 - 11:25 PM

Driving up Ocean Parkway the other day, I saw:

Gravity rules!

When I pulled up alongside to enquire, the driver told me that he jumps out of aircraft for the government.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Merritt
Date: 24 Apr 03 - 11:47 AM

Spinning off "I'd Rather Be Sailing" or "I'd Rather Be Golfing" we used to have one that read:

   I'd Rather Be Smashing Imperialism

Think it's time to renew my subscription on that one.

Also, during the days when it seemed like every other car had yellow, triangular signs that said "Baby On Board" or "Salsero a Bordo," etc. I saw one that said "Who Cares Who's On Board?"

- Merritt


"It's all one big note." - Frank Zappa

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: The O'Meara
Date: 24 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM

Think "Honk" if you're telepathic.

Honk if you've never seen an
UZI fired at an automobile.

Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.

You're just jealous because
the voices talk to ME!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 03 - 07:34 PM

You have to know some science to understand "Avragdo has everyone's number." (I'm sure that I spelled his name wrong, too.)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: robinia
Date: 25 Apr 03 - 05:55 AM

I like "Hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees".

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: MarkS
Date: 25 Apr 03 - 05:13 PM

Beer - Proof that God loves us and want us to be happy
(Got that on a tee shirt)
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Schantieman
Date: 26 Apr 03 - 02:26 PM

Avogadro.

6.02 * 10^23

Know-all

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Micca
Date: 26 Apr 03 - 03:49 PM

I thought Avogadro was just a pre-dinner appetiser until I discovered Science
Heisenberg may or may not rule OK!
Schrodinger Rules the waves, probably!
Not on bumpers but as banners on Science dept. screensavers in the last few weeks

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Ely
Date: 26 Apr 03 - 08:39 PM

"Reunite Gondwanaland" (a geophysicist joke)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: MarkS
Date: 26 Apr 03 - 09:39 PM

186,000 miles per second
Its not just a good idea, its the LAW!!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Jun 03 - 01:15 PM

This is one I've never seen, until today:

A Nice Ass Should Be Seen, Not Heard!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Pelrad
Date: 21 Jun 03 - 06:03 PM

"Honk if you're sentient"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Dipsodeb
Date: 22 Jun 03 - 06:11 PM

I have had this one on the back of the old camper for a few years now.
   I ONLY BRAKE FOR ELVES, FAIRIES, AND OTHER INVISIBLE BEINGS THAT   ONLY I CAN SEE

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: YOR
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 12:27 PM

Genuine GM Rust Bucket

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 12:44 PM

Seen on the back of a Ford Escort along with two Marines window decals: Discourage Inbreeding...Ban Country Music!

Then I thought of one as I saw one of the anti-choice license plates which one can purchase in Colorado, with a columbine on it and the words "respect life." I would have a bumper sticker that says Respect Life...Use a Condom!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 01:13 PM

Seen in my neighborhood:

"Regime change begins at home"

"My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student"

"My child was student of the month at King Stahlman Bail Bonds"

"Partnership for a Stupidity-Free America"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: LilyFestre
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 02:42 PM

One of my favorites.........


Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole!


Lily =^..^=

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 07:36 PM

Support Search and Rescue...get lost!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Alba
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:14 PM

Just purchased by a friend last week.
God was my co pilot till we crashed in the Mountains...and I had to eat Him!
JD

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 10:50 AM

Not one I've seen, but it came to me this morning, while feeding my grandson his bottle, and I decided it should be one:

Content Babies Just SUCK!**BG**

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Lark
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 01:45 PM

Small bumper sticker from sundance food store: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchie and go good with katsup."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 01:55 PM

On a Coast Guard rescue patch -

Elvis - If you're out there - we'll find you!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: mike the knife
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:20 PM

At a great little seafood stand on the Eastern Shore of VA:
"Eastern Shore, We're Rural, Not Stupid"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Schantieman
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 11:51 AM

Actually, on re-reading that, I think it should be Avagadro!

S

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:29 PM

No, you were right the first time. It's Avogadro, Amadeo Avogadro.

Avogadro's got your number!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Schantieman
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:35 PM

I think I once calculated the mass of a mole of moles. Must have had nothing else to do....

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: open mike
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 05:27 AM

ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Flash Company
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 06:33 AM

I owe! I owe! It's off to work I go!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 02:18 PM

open mike, LMAWROTF!!! Good one!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: open mike
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 04:53 PM

just got this e-mail
Subject: Fw: Bumper stickers

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: open mike
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 05:19 PM

I guess they did not cut and paste
so i typed them out....
Don't Blame Us--We Voted for Gore

Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing its Idiot

President Bush is an oxymoron.

Noone died when Clinton lied.

Save the Environment, plant a Bush back in texas.

Any man who can render himself unconscious with a pretzel
Isn't smart enough to lead the free world.

The last time people listened to a Bush,
folks wandered around in the desert for 40 years.

Read between the pipelines.

Democrats are sexy--who ever heard of a great piece of elephant?

Stop mad cowboy disease.

We didn't elect him, we don't have to keep him.

SeeYa George.com like father like son one term only.

Vote Democrat, the ass you save may be your own

If you aren't completely appalled,
then youhaven't been paying attention.

Who knew Jeb ws the smart one?

$87,000,000,000.00 Thanks George

GORE 50,999,897    BUSH 50,456,002
Re-Defeat Bush Democrats.com >> join us

Bush is a weapon of mass deception.
Democrats.com >> join us

Bush and Cheney got rich, Did You?
Democrats.com >> join us

Send Bush to Iraq, bring our troops home
Democrats.com >> join us

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: robomatic
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 11:42 PM

Jesus Died For Your Sins......Make It Worth His While!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Jun 04 - 11:34 PM

We are making enemies faster than we can kill them!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 09:03 AM

"Wife on board: free driving advice given"

RtS
(no, dear not you, of course!)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bert
Date: 25 Jun 04 - 05:51 PM

we need to make one that reads...

Let's ELECT our President this time

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Kent Davis
Date: 26 Jun 04 - 01:01 AM

Illiterate? Write for free help.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 26 Jun 04 - 05:07 PM

One I bought for the wife last week -

Re-Defeat Bush

Seen on the Washington Beltway recently -

Someone else for President.

Bush, 4 more wars.

Bush, Quagmire accomplished.

My other car is also a pile of crap.

Florida 2000, enough said, vote democratic.

Bush '04, there are still 3 countries I haven't pissed off yet.

Bob

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 04 - 05:50 PM

My honor student downsized your bully.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: van lingle
Date: 28 Jun 04 - 09:38 PM

WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY REALLY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Jul 04 - 02:14 PM

Garbage Kills Bears

Don't make me get my flying monkeys!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 02:33 AM

I'm not going to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bert
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 01:08 AM

Just because you've got one
it doesn't mean you have to Be one

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoppaGator
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 02:12 PM

JESUS IS COMING:
LOOK BUSY!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: CarolC
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM

The teacher at an accordion workshop I attended at the Florida Folk Festival sent me this one...

SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM...

PLAY ACCORDION

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 03:49 PM

When Jesus said love thy enemies he probably meant don't kill them.

I'm going nucking futs

And, one anudder Mudder saw and told me about...hope I get it right:

Vote Democrat...noone said "give me a piece of elephant."

(for those who live elsewhere, the mascot of the Democratic party is a donkey:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 12 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM

I love my country but I think we need to see other people

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Neighmond
Date: 13 Aug 04 - 03:25 AM

I had two...

Watchmakers do it for hours

and (on my 1974 Galaxie 500)

Laugh all you want to...It's PAID FOR!


Chaz

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 04:48 AM

Not a bumper sticker, but still worth posting, imo:

saw these at a powwow this weekend: Native American Homeland Security

Also, there was one which said, "I'm part-white, but I can't prove it!" LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 06:25 PM

"If you're not a hemmeroid, get off my arse!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Terry Allan Hall
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 07:25 PM

robomatic, that singer was Larry Groce...he also did "Junkfood Junkie", BTW.

If I can find the words to "The Bumper Sticker Song", I'll post 'em here...they're in one of my many, many songbooks. :eek:

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 08:36 PM

On a bass player's case:

"Bass players do it with lower frequency"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 12:58 PM

What do we want ?
Procrastination.
When Do We Want it ?
Next Month.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 01:44 PM

"Orgasm Donor"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoppaGator
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 01:53 PM

GOD--
Please Protect Me From
YOUR FOLLOWERS!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:13 PM

Oh, Oh; in the midst of getting diconnected and reconnected, I must have put a submission on the end of the wrong thread; somewhere out there the words "Orgasm Donor" must be floating out of context, and people who don't know me are taking me for an idiot; usually only people who know me take me for an idiot...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:16 PM

No, there it is, but why did it take 20 minutes to appear?..

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bert
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:28 AM

'Cos you're an idiot?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:59 PM

I'M THE REAL FATHER (then, in tiny print: of your honor roll student)
Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales for Jesus (one up on a prior one)
Cthulhu (sp?) for President - Why Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 06:56 PM

Really on a bumper of a car:

Do you follow Jesus this close?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 12:58 AM

Seen on a campaign button for Kerry/Edwards: "Bring back complete sentences!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:16 AM

Save the Environment - Plant a Bush Back in Texas

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoppaGator
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 04:21 PM

Re-defeat Bush!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: belter
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 06:19 PM

I'd like a bumper sticker that says "Your to close".

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 01:23 AM

Another one:

Dick + Bush= Screwed!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Scoville
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:23 PM

"My [fill in your favorite dog breed] is smarter than your honor student" (Most say "border collie", mine says "American Eskimo dog")

"Protect the American Economy: Outsource Bush & Cheney"

and a virtual bumper sticker forwarded by a friend:

"Practice Abstinence: No Bush, No Dick"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 10:48 AM

IS GOD REALLY TRUSTWORTHY?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mr Red
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:12 AM

belter (apposite?)
call me a pedant but the message would carry more conviction if it read

You're too close

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mr Red
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:42 AM

next to the baby on board yeloow dangly was a copycat one that said "ex-wife in boot" (US translation would be Ex-wife in trunk)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:06 AM

Got rights?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Roger in Baltimore
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:11 AM

What Would Scooby Doo?

Big RiB

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Harmoni
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 12:22 PM

On the back of a pick-up:

My truck doesn't leak; it's just marking it's territory!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: saulgoldie
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 01:12 PM

There is a LOT to read through; perhaps this was already posted and I missed it:

"The voices in my head are telling me to go home and clean my guns!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 05:15 PM

Reinstate the draft...in the red states only.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 08:07 PM

I haven't seen this, but shouldn't it be out there?
      "PRIVATIZE MARRIAGE"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 03:52 PM

Its a beautiful day - some bastard's going to spoil it

The car was on a police tow truck at the time!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:07 PM

When I'm not in my right mind,
My left mind gets pretty crowded.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Pogo
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:32 PM

heh...

" Honk louder...I'm reloading my gun "

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: ranger1
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:29 PM

Two of my recent favorites are:
"Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite."
"Dog is my co-pilot."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 04:39 PM

LOL, love those ones, Ranger1!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: coldjam
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 11:43 PM

The one I saw said, "Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Blackcatter
Date: 21 Mar 05 - 11:14 AM

My old Pinto used to have a skicker on it: "Please don't tailgate, this is a Pinto, afterall..."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Fred (Beetle) Bailey
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 08:30 AM

A friend of mine coined:
B U S H I T

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,petr
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 08:19 PM

Jesus saves
the mongol hordes.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoohBear
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 04:59 PM

Jimmy Buffett for President
Put a real pirate in office

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 06:44 PM

I Have No Problem With God
It's His Fan Club I Can't Stand

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoohBear
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 06:48 PM

GOT BEER?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoohBear
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 06:58 PM

Or to be more complete

Milk sucks!
GOT BEER?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 09:47 PM

I made and printed a magnetic yellow ribbon that says...

Support our Torture

it is currently on my white car.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: wigan
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 06:14 AM

on back of a friends bike, when france wouldn't support iraq war,

F**K IRAQ.
NUKE FRANCE.

now theres an appealing thought!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 08:45 AM

Don, I think I saw your car on the road the other day. I recognize the sticker. I thought it was great.

jeffp

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:19 PM

In the litter box of life
I'm only a grain of sand.


My wife said I should be more affectionate
so now I have a girlfriend, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Greycap
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:59 AM

"Guitarists are highly strung, but they don't fret much"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: ranger1
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 11:02 AM

I found Jesus
He was behind the couch, all along

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM

"Landrovers only come in mud colour round here"

It was stuck high up on the cab though. Bumper stickers on a landie don't get read much...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 08:43 AM

Draft SUV Drivers First!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:32 PM

NOT a bumper sticker , but a sign written transit van in south London ! "SINGH & SETHI - Builders " And underneat -"You've tried the Cowboys , now try thr Indians"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:33 PM

Oh And By The way !

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:34 PM

200 !!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoppaGator
Date: 03 May 05 - 08:41 PM

Don't Pray in My School
I Won't Think in Your Church

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 05:58 PM

I like that, Poppa!

Not a bumper sticker, a license plate instead, but it did make me laugh...say it out loud several times:

IOSLVR

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:18 PM

I also saw a car with the following vanity tag:
RVOVOM

Get it?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: robomatic
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 04:25 AM

Seen in Anchorage a month ago:

Vegetables Aren't Food - Vegetables Are What Food Eats

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 08:07 AM

Using your turn signal is NOT giving information to the enemy

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 12:55 PM

One of our engineers bought a badly abused dodge stationwagon. It looked so bad that we immediately thought of the "Family Truckster" from National Lampoon's Family Vacation. We took our Oscar dummy (man overboard manakin), wrapped it in a blanket and tied it sitting-up on the roof of the wagon.

We then made a bumpersticker and put it on it's back.
It said "Wallyworld or Bust!"

Another we made for the car said "Puff the Tragic Wagon"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 01:03 PM

It's not how deep you fish,
it's how you wiggle the worm.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: leftydee
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM

"What would Scooby Do?"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Ken New Mexico
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 10:43 PM

I have seen this from a bumper sticker chopped up and rearranged, "Proud Kids of Exceptional Parents."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Interloper
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:09 PM

This one is for katlaughing, I hope you enjoy it:

"If All the Feminists in the world were laid end to end....
   It would be the best thing that ever happened to them."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:38 PM

you want a funny bumper sticker? I'll show you a funny bumpersticker! Well, maybe not so funny these days.....

In the early 1970s, during the gas crisis, EPA decided to promote the national speed limit with clever bumperstickers

They were put out on display at EPA headquarters in Wash DC, where I was working on a temporary assignment, and I manage to get 3 of them (and one other that said "The Faster You Go, the Richer They Get!")

Someone with sense took one look and within 2 days, they were all withdrawn and, I suppose destroyed.....gee...maybe it's time I put one on my big van!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:15 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 09:05 PM

LO< love those Bill! Yeah! We need those, today!

Interloper, taken tongue-in-cheek, it made me smile. Thanks!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 12:03 AM

(kat...I'd probably get in real trouble if I actually tried to USE that bumper sticker today....nerves are...ummm...sensitive)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Cool Beans
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 02:27 PM

Saw this in Maine last month:
Clean up the Earth. It's not Uranus.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 02:38 PM

On a greater philosophical scale......

What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:00 PM

Has it been 4 years yet?

Also just saw one mentioned above (Reunite Gondwanaland!), which I hadn't seen before, very funny!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:23 PM

LOL, these are great, folks! Keep 'em coming!

(BillD...considering where you live, I can understand the sensitivity. I cannot believe it, but i even self-censure what I put on my car these days!)

So, did ya'll get the IOSLVR?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: moongoddess
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 06:40 PM

This is a story about a bumper sticker that is right up there with all the other weird stories. In the early 70's, when Nixon was President and in that Watergate mess, I had a bumper sticker on my blue VW that said "Honk if you think he is guilty." My husband at the time worked for the EPA and he came home one night and told me his boss wanted me to remove that bumper sticker from my car. Good ol' oppositional me said no of course. A few days later my car was towed from our driveway. The reason given was that I was behind in my car payments - not true. When we went to get the car it was missing just one thing - that bumper sticker.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:06 AM

Was the IOSLVR plate on a Ford Ranger?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 22 Oct 05 - 06:06 PM

Will someone please poke holes in the top of my jar?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Bert
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 12:30 PM

Not funny individually but the unfortunate juxtaposition struck me as funny.

Saw a van with a yellow ribbon "Support our troops" right next to it was a blue ribbon "Please spay and neuter"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 02:11 PM

jeffp - ya know, I didn't even think to look? Be great if it was, eh?:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM

Well, my mind did another of its blips and I read 'Funny Bumper Snickers...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Ingrid Frances Stark
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM

Saw this pair on the back of an 18-wheeler:
on the left, "Passing side", on the right, "Suicide".

Others I've seen:

On the back of a Jeep: "Poor Man's Hummer"

BU**SH**

I heard the bumper sticker round on NPR once, years ago:

Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty (repeat)
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you still have one? (repeat)
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? (repeat)
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty (repeat)

This inspired the name of a now disbanded a capella group I was in during the early 90's: Senseless Acts of Harmony (we practiced random music).

I had a passle of bumper stickers on my last van, but I got tired of the tailgators who just wanted to read them. My current truck has no stickers, and as a deterrent, I have a black spiked dogtoy on my trailer hitch ball.

Ingrid

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:07 PM

REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:50 PM

Oh No! Not another learning opportunity!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 05:03 PM

Those are great, INgrid! the other new ones, too, folks!

Just saw these, today:

God invented sex...I only perfected it!

Still HOT...only now it comes in flashes!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:41 AM

Come the Rapture, can I have your car?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 03:38 PM

Just saw this one, today:

Real Musicians have Day Jobs!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:20 PM

Katlaughing,if you go to www.internetbumperstickers.com you will find a large variety of free bumper stickers which can be used in E-mail, websites & Blogs.
Think you might like them.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Becca72
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:08 PM

"Fat people are hard to kidnap"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM

"Change is inevitable,Growth is optional"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 09:57 AM

"The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an artist"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Becca72
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 02:03 PM

"Everything was fine until that house fell on my sister"

*actually had that one on my last vehicle.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 07:59 PM

Saw this one, today:

"Religion ruled the Dark Ages"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Partridge
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:06 PM

Saw one that made me smile the other day. In the UK lots of cars have a card hanging on the back window that says Baby on Board, the one I saw was a variation on that it said Body in Boot

pat x

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Little Robyn
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:38 PM

Saw this around a number plate on a big SUV:
If you can read this - I've lost the boat!
Robyn

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 03:49 AM

Bumper being the opperative word

seen on a low flat trailer on the bulkhead - being towed at 80mph by a 4X4 advertising their product and their driving skills!

"Weaving Machinery"

OK thanks for the warning. And thanks for overtaking, I prefer you in front - to see where you are, PAL!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 04:24 AM

Scouts do it with 3 fingers

Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 11:17 AM

Good ones, recent additions!

I was reminded last night of one I had years ago:

Fight smog, ride a cowboy!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: saulgoldie
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 12:47 PM

Not a bumper sticker, but...I saw this vanity plate back in the 80s in DC when I was a bicycle courier. It read: TIH2WA   

I puzzled on it for a few moments. When I rode, I always had a rearview mirror on my helmet. When the car passed, the joke became instantly clear.

A local newspaper columnist wrote about it sometime later, raising a BIG ole hue and cry about the travelling obscenity that kids must be protected from (as opposed to the obscenity of WAR). People protested, and the message reached the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles), and they revoked the plate. Some people just have NO sense of humor! But wherever people laugh and share bumper stickers and vanity plates, it lives on.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 02:53 PM

Co-Exist

The letters are made of various religious symbols and secular icons.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 05:04 PM

Epee fencers touch you all over

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 12:51 AM

Frodo failed - Bush has the ring.

(Sorry if this is a repeat.....)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: iancarterb
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 12:55 AM

My favorite one of all time requires knowing Pogo upside down and backwards, chapter and verse, but there are many old geezers out there who do, judging by the responses to an old thread on Deck Us All with Boston Charlie. This was custom made for my wife's VW Rabbit in the 70s. We called it Bun.
The bumpersticker said "I Carry the Hose."
I said you had to know Pogo!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,van lingle
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 10:56 AM

Not necessarily funny but I saw these two on a car driven by a young lady the other day:

Against Abortion?
Don't Have One.

I've Read the Bible,
That's why I'm an Atheist.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Midchuck
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 11:11 AM

My favorite one of all time requires knowing Pogo upside down and backwards, chapter and verse, but there are many old geezers out there who do, judging by the responses to an old thread on Deck Us All with Boston Charlie. This was custom made for my wife's VW Rabbit in the 70s. We called it Bun.
The bumpersticker said "I Carry the Hose."
I said you had to know Pogo!

But everyone who really matters does know Pogo upside down and backward, chapter and verse.

When my daughter was 9 or so, she was reading one of the older books, and laughed. I asked, what was funny? She said, a frog jumped out of M'amzell Hebzibah's cake and the Rackety Coon chile shot it with a water pistol. I said, oh yeah, "Leetle Rocket Coon Chile, you have save ze Hepzibah's life!" One of the few times I really impressed my daughter. Small victories are important.

Do you remember seeing "Good, Though!" about 20 years before Utah recorded it (and that was more than 30 years ago)?

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 01:39 PM

heckuva job, Georgie!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 02:17 PM

Obey or W will strike again

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Phot
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 04:04 PM

I saw one for sale recently, "My other car is a Herse" I so want to get it for Pixie of Doom(Now an Undertaker!)but she thinks its a bit naff. I'm getting a new cover made up for the spare wheel on my Landrover too, "Authorised Hummer recovery service".............Well we do make the best4X4XFar!

Wassail!! Chris.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 04:35 PM

Chris, there used to be an old hearse in front of a beauty salon where we lived in Wyoming. It had painted on the side, "We curl up and dye for you."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:12 PM

"Horn broken; watch for finger"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:17 PM

Land rover? I thought the range rover was ace.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:36 PM

When Rover decided to sponsor an expedition to drive three of their (then new) Rangerovers from London to Karachi, all three ended up stranded in a dry river bed, and had to be rescued by a farmer with a twenty five year old Landrover.

Kinda says it all doesn't it?

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Phot
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:49 PM

Its a Discovery sort of, as 422 off the production line. It has Range Rover chassis, axles, gearbox(LT77), bulkhead, inner wings, mirrors, Montego van rear lights, Morris Marina door handles, Mini Metro clocks, and headlights from a Sherpa van! Parts bin special, the first Disco's were all of that, but 18 years later she's still going strong, looking and sounding(V8) as good as the day she rolled out of Lode Lane. Its a Landrover, and no git in goverment will stop me enjoying the old girl! (She'll probably out do me!)


Wassail!! Chris.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 07:37 PM

Pictures of 'er! We want pictures!!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bert
Date: 29 Apr 07 - 11:11 PM

When I was running a site in Iran we had three brand new Chevvy trucks and one old beat up LandRover. Nearly a year later at the end of the job the old LandRover was the only vehicle still running.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 30 Apr 07 - 01:57 PM

Here's a picture of the Coexist one I really like that!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 30 May 07 - 12:48 PM

Seen on a truck the other day:

Aged to perfection...old guys rule!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 30 May 07 - 01:30 PM

This one made me laugh ruefully:

"I never thought anyone could make me miss Nixon"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 30 May 07 - 02:29 PM

Darwin Loves You!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Joe_F
Date: 30 May 07 - 09:24 PM

In 1968, I made my own bumper sticker:

HUMPHREY
We Could Do Worse

If I had a bumper to put it on today, I think I would go for

Hold your nose
and vote the straight Democratic ticket

My parents said that when I was little, and a friend of mine recently looked it up on the Web & found it went back to the election of 1896. As political advice goes, it has worn well.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 31 May 07 - 05:16 AM

Kat, thanks for the Coexist link, I've sent it to a few friends!

sandra

my favourite is the sticker someone referred to in another thread -

More wag, less bark

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 04:16 PM

Love that one, Sandra, the more wag!

You're welcome re' the Coexist one. I just saw one yesterday on a car right here in my town! She also had one that said,

"I support separation of Church and Hate!"

Really like that one!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 10:58 PM

I posted this in the Who's going to be prez, too, but have to put in here for the record:

Seen on a vehicle in New Hampshire, the Live Free or Die State:

"Of course it hurts! You're being screwed by an elephant!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: heric
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 01:18 PM

My other ride is your mom


Warning - Driver no longer gives a shit

I see O'Meara has one. It's the first time I've laughed out loud at a bumper sticker. On a weathered 82 Nissan.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 06:45 PM

One seen yesterday made us both laugh out loud:

Cheney/Satan '08 Now THAT'S a truth-in-advertising campaign sticker!

Another seen recently:

My sexual preference is often.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: van lingle
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 09:58 PM

"Non-judgement Day is Near!"

"So Many Tunes, So Little Time". Saw it on a fiddle case last night.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Alba
Date: 03 Sep 07 - 10:29 PM

This one I saw a few weeks ago.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Sep 07 - 12:08 AM

Just saw a good one today, on a car that obviously (based on another bumper sticker) belonged to a dog owner/lover:

Wag more,
Bark less.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Sep 07 - 12:10 AM

Love those, Genie, Alba and van lingle!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,sinky
Date: 04 Sep 07 - 10:15 AM

I LOVE NEWCASTLE, well it made me piss myself laughing

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Genie
Date: 04 Sep 07 - 05:22 PM

Kat, I love your "... screwed by an elephant" one too!   LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Becca72
Date: 04 Sep 07 - 06:10 PM

"Come to the Dark Side....we have cookies"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 04 Sep 07 - 09:41 PM

CHENEY/VOLDEMORT '08

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Sep 07 - 09:48 PM

Thanks, Genie.

Becca! I just saw that on a tshirt a couple of weeks ago. Loved it!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 04 Sep 07 - 10:31 PM

WE have a lovely bull mastiff........saw the following bumper sticker on a car and actually followed it into a gas station to ask where he found the sticker.

it said ' and on the 8th day, God made bull mastiffs'......you have to own one of these sweet dogs to really get it....

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 10:50 PM

How many people have to die for a barrel of oil?

It's hard to convince people you're helping them while killing them.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 11:10 PM

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Oct 07 - 10:49 PM

Seen for the first time today: "Yoda Loves Me".

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Oct 07 - 11:11 PM

Love that, frogprince!

I saw one the other day that said "Draft for President Lou Dobbs - Independent '08" or something close to that. Thought it a great idea!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 14 Oct 07 - 04:49 PM

Carpenter from Nazareth seeks Joiners

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 10:22 AM

This is Plan B

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: dwditty
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 10:41 AM

Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate

10.


__________________

For a cheese shop in Amherst, Mass:

Honk if you love cheeses!

______________________

I saw this one, pasted upside down on the bumper:

Honk if I'm Polish


dw

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Dead Horse
Date: 15 Oct 07 - 11:31 PM

WARNING. This vehicle is Alarmed.
But the driver has seen it all before.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 02:25 PM

I saw one that side by side squares like an odometer onl letters instead of numbers. The first 3 letters were I R A and the 4th square had a Q rolling into an N.
   Back in 04 I saw one that said JOHN KERRY bringing complete sentences back to the White House

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Apr 08 - 03:23 PM

On the back of a car driven by a little, white-haired lady:

"Doing my best to piss off the religious right!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 08 - 08:36 PM

"Be nice to US or we'll send our democracy to YOUR country!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Riginslinger
Date: 08 Apr 08 - 09:57 PM

"'Doing my best to piss off the religious right!'"

                  Wow! Where can I get one of those?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Apr 08 - 10:42 PM

My friend told me about another one, seen in WY:

"Jesus loves you..
(in tiny print below:)

everyone else thinks you're a fucking asshole!"

Rigin, you can get one right here.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,machendave
Date: 09 Apr 08 - 07:24 PM

I speed up and sound my horn for horses

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM

If you cut if my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:21 AM

Just seen:

Has America Sneezed?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Phot
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM

On the back of my Landrover....

Authorised Hummer recovery vehicle.

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Notatroll
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:25 AM

Seen two or three years ago in the American Bible Belt:

God is just pretend.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:57 AM

If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the trees!

Where am I? Where's my car?

I brake for orgasms

Caution: driver has loaded .45 and PMS

Old musicians never die, they just return and go to fade

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM

Freeways can be dangerous, drive quickly and get off them immediately

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 04:55 PM

There are a few choice one HERE!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Nov 08 - 04:17 PM

I drove my Chevy to the levee
the levee was gone
New Orleans.

and,

Put a little ouzo in your tank

The former had a picture of a long red, big-finned Chevy on one side and a fleur-de-lis on the other.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Nov 08 - 06:50 PM

I....ummm... don't think I'd put some of those in the link on my car.... they'd draw attention from the sort of folks they're about.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Nov 08 - 07:18 PM

LOL, I'd forgotten about that link, Bill. I'd have to be circumspect about using them, too, around here.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Bob L
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 09:04 AM

"This is NOT an abandoned car!"

My own take on that one would be
"If you think this CAR is abandoned, wait till you see the DRIVER"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 01:57 PM

Okay, the bumper sticker itself wasn't all that funny. It said:

"I'm only speeding because I have to poop really bad!"

What was hilarious was the fact that it was on a brand new BMW sedan. If I sheltered any remaining illusions about money equating to class, they're gone.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:29 PM

I once had a bumper sticker on my guitar case.

Comic strip drawing of vikings disembarking from longboats to raid a village. In the text balloon over the leader's head

Right men, this time pillage and rape first! Then burn!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:35 PM

I remembered 3 more

If you don't like the way I drive
GET THE HELL OFF THE SIDEWALK

and

No I am not on steroids but that burger you just ate probably was

and

I brake for no apparent reason

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: ClaireBear
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 03:39 PM

A musical reference I've seen: "I brake just like a little girl."

Not a bumper sticker, but I saw my first Flying Spaghetti Monster car stick-on emblem (here it is on Amazon) this morning. I may have to have one of these.

Touched by his noodly appendage,
Claire

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: momnopp
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 11:39 PM

"If God told me to invade Iraq, I'd ask for some identification"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Ghirotondo at work
Date: 21 Nov 08 - 08:15 AM

"Alcohol and speed kills.
Drink slowly."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Lighter
Date: 27 Nov 08 - 11:12 AM

Seen yesterday: Tact Is For People Who Lack The Wit For Sarcasm.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Dec 08 - 07:25 PM

I don't think the driver meant this to be humorous; they had a McCain-Palin sticker, too. OR, maybe they were being a little OTT on purpose. Anyway, here is what it said:

I am a bitter gun owner clinging to my religion.

Made me LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Phot
Date: 24 Dec 08 - 01:55 AM

Seen in Tesco carpark, Landrover Defender with "My other car is a broom!", on the pink Ford Ka next to it, "Powered by fairies" Says it all really!

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 May 09 - 12:22 AM

Just saw this one today:

Give Bush an inch
and he thinks he's a ruler.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: fumblefingers
Date: 18 May 09 - 01:05 AM

Help Stamp Out License Plates
Do A Stretch In The Pen

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 18 May 09 - 11:18 PM

On my old car.."Where am I?
               Where's my car?"

Seen today.."We are here as an illusion that we are separate"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,donuel
Date: 19 May 09 - 03:18 PM

I can't stand another
Cantstandistan War

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 20 May 09 - 03:14 PM

I can't remember if I already mentioned this (one of my favorites, so I might likely have).

"Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus"

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Neil D
Date: 21 May 09 - 03:57 AM

What Would
Scooby-Doo

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gweltas
Date: 22 May 09 - 05:01 AM

Two which stick in my mind : Seen on a very elderly Datsun rustbucket car (it had so many rust holes it was nearly transparent ! in the 1980's, in Co. Limerick, Ireland : "If this car was an animal I'd have to shoot it !"

Some Irish friends has a car sticker which read " Our Grand kids are great...We should have had them first !"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gweltas
Date: 22 May 09 - 05:04 AM

Ooops..............Typo correction to the above post ""some Irish friends HAD a car, etc...."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:51 PM

Just saw this one:

Support the Arts - Kiss a Musician!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 30 Mar 10 - 06:13 AM

From a local church marquee..they usually get fairly creative:

This church is prayer-conditioned. (During hot weather)

Lent is spring training for Christians.

There was one more but I can't remember. Next time we drive by I'll get it.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Joe_F
Date: 30 Mar 10 - 06:06 PM

Unsafe at Any Speed

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: dwditty
Date: 31 Mar 10 - 12:31 AM

Honk If I'm Polish (which was on upside down)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Mar 10 - 09:54 PM

From another church marquee (we drive by several each day):

Suffering from Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Oct 10 - 10:58 PM

Bill Staines shared this one with us this evening: "Buckle up; it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car".

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Oct 10 - 11:15 PM

LMAO! Thanks, fp!

I saw a discouraging one, recently, on a car picking up children at my grandson's school: "Where's the birth certificate?"

(For those across the pond, it's a reference to the brouhaha about President Obama's birth certificate which nefarious persons claim is a fake.)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Allen in Oz
Date: 03 Oct 10 - 08:39 PM

An Oldie

" The Moral Majority is neither"

AD

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 04 Oct 10 - 08:47 AM

My other one is a porshe
........honest!!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 04 Oct 10 - 10:29 AM

PETA: People Eating
Tasty Animals

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Skivee
Date: 04 Oct 10 - 10:22 PM

"I Brake For Tail-gaters"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 04:19 AM

Always risk of repetition when posting on thread this long ~~ apologies if this one has already appeared. But I have always liked


OVERTAKER ~~ BEWARE OF UNDERTAKER


~Michael~

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 12 Nov 10 - 08:38 AM

"Vows of abstinence break more readily than condoms."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Nov 10 - 10:24 PM

Just saw a few blocks from home:

"My child was inmate of the month"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Nov 10 - 11:36 PM

Oh, yea, frogprince!

Janie, too true!

Not a bumper sticker, but a local church kiosk says "Kind Words Are the Music of the World." I kind a liked that!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 15 Nov 10 - 04:56 PM

One I heard of recently, painfully true:

[picture of Abe Lincoln] "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to."


~ Becky in Tucson

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 12:09 AM

Time to post a few new ones I've seen lately:

Upside down in the back window of an SUV,

"If you can read this roll me over!"

On a church kiosk,

"Go against God's grain and you'll get splinters." Hmmmm...!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: michaelr
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 12:56 AM

My bumpersticker for 2012 is "Obama: There's still hope".

Think I should print up a few?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,999
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 01:11 PM

Bachmann in 2012.
(The Mayans tried to warn us.)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 07:25 PM

michael, I LIKE that!

Bruce, LOL..they did, didn't they!

Saw this the other day:

Flaming Moderate

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Lighter
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 08:25 PM

CRITICAL THINKING: The other national deficit

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 08:39 PM

Oh! That is excellent, Lighter!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,999
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 09:59 PM

I found a site that had a few I've never seen. Here they are.

Happy face sticker with this quote: "Well aren't we just a ray of fu#king sunshine!"

"What if the Hokey Pokey WAS what it's all about?"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 11:52 AM

Ready to print from my site:

My President
was an Honor Roll
student



Romney 2012 :
Have it both ways
on every issue



Perry For Presindent
of that American Country

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:33 PM

I just saw this one on a "Smart car." (You know, those itty bitty things that when they grow up they want to be a "real" car?)

"Limit: 25 clowns"


Saul

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PHJim
Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:43 PM

Friends Don`t Let Friends Clap On One And Three.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: saulgoldie
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 06:47 AM

Should have been "Maximum Capacity: 25 Clowns"

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: kendall
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 06:59 AM

Not a bumper sticker, but our main car is an Impala. Just over that I added "Vlad The".

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 09:47 AM

Seen for sale on-line:

MAY THE FETUS YOU SAVE BE GAY

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Peter
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM

"Its a lovely day - some bastard is bound to spoil it"

The car was on a police tow truck when I saw it.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM

Not all that funny, but a fitting combination I saw last week: on left side of bumper "No Fat Chicks Allowed" and on the right side "My parents said I could be anything I aspired to, so I grew and became an asshole."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: kendall
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 08:49 AM

Blow horn if you hate noise

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 12:07 PM

"Horn broken; watch for finger."

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Lighter
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 12:28 PM

On same car:

[Gray ribbon shape:] WE SUPPORT ZOMBIES.

[Black and yellow diamond shape:] STOLEN BABIES ON BOARD

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 12:41 PM

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS

CLICK

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 27 Jun 12 - 10:50 PM

DEFY AUTHORITY! whenever it's permitted

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 28 Jun 12 - 04:27 AM

On a Truck that empties out septic tanks (sewerage).
"It might be shit to you, but it's my bread and butter."

"Six Million sperm - and you had to be the fastest swimmer!"

A friend's vehicle plate - TIVOOM

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 11:11 AM

We're all here because we're not all there.

Seen on a car in Colorado.:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 11:43 AM

A sticker at the bottom edge of the side window of the car parked next to us at Tim Horton's: "Did you vote for Obama? Thanks a lot, Asshole". I'm still disappointed because I didn't have a piece of stiff paper; I printed "You're welcome" on a paper napkin, and tried to put it in the window slot by the sticker, but it just flopped over so he probably wouldn't have seen what it said. I so wanted to be able to move off a ways and watch for the guy to find it.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 01:39 AM

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but painted on the back of a septic tank truck ...

Like the ones that we call the "shit suckers" that clean out the port-a-pots at festival ...

                            WARNING
                     THIS TRUCK FULL OF XXXXX
  
                        POLITICAL PROMISES

(The XXXXX was a "painted over" spot, in just contrasting enough color for you to assume "something" had been "deleted.")

John

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 02:15 AM

A question appeared early in this thread about how to post the letter PI. The "Capital Greek PI" has Unicode character value 03A0, so you would type

&#x03A0;

to get

Π

The "Greek Small Letter Pi" has Unicode Character Value 03C0 so you would type

&#x03CO;

to get

π

In Word, in both Windows and Apple versions, autocorrect or autoreplace can be used to change a "code" that you type to something else, or you can use the "Insert|Symbol" utility; and either of these can be used to insert "symbols." Unfortunately the "symbols" inserted come from a "font page" that simply puts different "pictures" in the spots that correspond to "real characters" so what might print ok directly from Word will print as something different if the "symbol" is pasted into a different program/format like html, or may just print the code you typed.

Professional layout/typography workers DO NOT EVER USE THE WORD SYMBOL INSERTION utility because in any case involving a change in format IT DOESN'T WORK RIGHT, as was demonstrated 'way back at the beginnings of this thread.

Now - - - back to the much more interesting legal graffiti bumber stickers.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 04 Nov 13 - 10:50 PM

My very own stroke of genius :)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 10:51 AM

God is my Co-pilot...

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 18 Aug 16 - 08:52 PM

HONK IF YOU (HEART) JESUS
text and drive if you want to meet him!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mike in Brunswick
Date: 18 Aug 16 - 11:30 PM

HOWS MY DRIVING?
SHOOT ME A TEXT

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Senoufou
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 03:38 AM

In Ghana, particularly in Accra, where the cars zoom around dangerously, not to mention the little minibuses totally overloaded and the usual laden mopeds etc, one is in constant fear of being involved in an accident. It's the custom there to write huge signs on the back of vehicles expressing religious fervour. One sees for example JESUS IS LORD! and JESUS LOVES US! On a particularly bad day, on my way in a taxi to the British Embassy, lurching and swerving to avoid certain death, I was briefly amused to see a minibus go by with OH GOD HELP US! writ large on the back window. I could only mutter "Amen!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 08:38 AM

70 is the new 69

TrumPutense 16

Over the
Hill ary

Keep corruption alive.
   Elect someone!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 11:47 AM

Seen on the bumper of a large American car carrying four young black through the streets of Wandsworth in West London, twenty-odd years ago.
"Your daughter may not have been on the Mayflower, but she certainly certainly came across last night".
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Gda Music
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 12:33 PM

I remember this from a car in the 60s...

    EXHUME HOARE-BELISHA

GJ

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 08:40 PM

I'M THE REAL FATHER
of your honor roll student

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Joe_F
Date: 19 Aug 16 - 09:38 PM

In 1968, I made my own bumper sticker:

HUMPHREY
We Could Do Worse

(And so we did!)

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 20 Aug 16 - 08:08 AM

Seen in Bristol, handwritten in the dirt on the back of a white van, "I wish my wife was this dirty."

On a sticker on the back of another white van, years ago:

"Badly driven? Go to www.gofuckyourself.co.uk"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: saulgoldie
Date: 24 Apr 17 - 10:52 AM

Can't remember if I posted thee earlier, but...

This is one I would like to have made:
"My delinquent gave your honor student herpes"

I have seen this one:
"Your stick figure family was delicious" (with pic of T-Rex)

AND...
Vanity tag:
"TIH2 WA"

I didn't get this until the vehicle was in my rearview mirror. (There is a longer anecdote that goes with this, but this is the short version.)

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Apr 17 - 10:02 PM

My giant Caddy has room for many religious stickers:

on the right rear; Believe Trump, Obey Russia, Buy Ivanka, Worship $
on the left rear; Get Saved by Sanders

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Iains
Date: 25 Apr 17 - 03:55 PM

Seen in Dallas when drilling off the Atlantic seaboard had been halted:

"Let the Bastards freeze in New York"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: DMcG
Date: 25 Apr 17 - 04:12 PM

Not a bumper sticker at all, but i found it amusing. There is a model of BMW 53506. In the model I saw the designer had chosen a 'seven segment' style of lettering. As a result, upside down it is POSES. Which almost irresistibly close to POSER.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Apr 17 - 04:46 PM

My President was an honor student at Harvard

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: gillymor
Date: 26 Apr 17 - 09:01 AM

I saw one the other day I can sympathize with:

Honk if Trump Makes You Puke

My neighbor still has this one on her bumper:



    CLINTON/KAINE
Because They're Not Insane

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Jeri
Date: 26 Apr 17 - 09:45 AM

Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate on a Honda Element: "the5th"
Then, the license plate holder said "Wash is my co-pilot"

Hard-core sci-fi fan!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jul 18 - 01:45 PM

I'm not sure this is really FUNNY, but I'm tempted to make myself one

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Iains
Date: 19 Jul 18 - 03:49 PM

Seen on a car whose owner did not vote for Hilary:

"Life is a bitch, so do not vote for one!!"

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jul 18 - 03:39 PM

Never Republican again

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: gillymor
Date: 20 Jul 18 - 03:57 PM

Not so much funny as urgent:

MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Jul 18 - 08:58 PM

My Brakes are Excellent
Come Closer
and
I'll Show You