BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin

Subject: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: alanabit
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 03:23 PM

A week or so back, Bobert posted a thread asking where is Little Hawk?
We knew that he was off on holiday and expected to be back about mid December. We are now past mid December and it is time for the conspiracy theorists to offer explanations for the rare phenomenon of several consecutive days without LH postings. My own preferred theory is that while on vacation, he was seduced by a nymphomaniac professor of Dylanology, who has enticed him back to her French vineyard. He is now living a life of sexually satisfied, wine drinking contentment while interpreting rare manuscripts of rejected lyrics from Blond on Blond. What do you think?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: MMario
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 03:29 PM

plausible.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 03:36 PM

Except... were there any rejected lyrics from "Blond on Blond"?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 03:37 PM

He's contemplating the hair on his left ass cheek.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 03:44 PM

Ahhhhhh .... OMMMMMMM ..... was that the flapping of little wings I just heard???

daylia

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: GUEST,Dan Kelly
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 04:39 PM

I invited him and he accepted a teaching position at the Unarian New World Teaching Center.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 05:22 PM

Okay, so I was a little corn-cerned when I started my thread when someone posted that LH was in some warm place and that all was well I put it out of my feeble mind. But now Iz wonderin'.

Well, remember the game of "Clue"? Well, I think someone offed Little Hawk but I'm not too sure who, where or how the deed was done, but I'm purdy danged certain that IT WAS DONE.

Well, let's see who the suspects are. Hmmmmmm? Okay, who had LH gotten into it with just before his diasappearance?

1. DougR, as per usual
2. Teribus
3. GUEST, Turnip
4. troll
5. DougR
6. Junior, hisself

And *where* was this dasturdly deed done, Hmmmmmmm?

1. Behind Muddy's Tavern
2. In the back isle of the Catsburg Record Shop
3. In the trunk of the killer's gray Oldsmobile Cutlass with the dent on the right front fender
4. In the Lincoln Bedroom
5. In the Arizona desert (hmmmm, Who lives in that area?)
6. In LH's basment studio.

Okay, bobert. The weapon...

1. Cyber anthrax ground so fine that it goes right thru phone wires
2. Having to read one of Teribus's *war-n-peace* length rants
3. The leaded *peace pipe*
4. Choked on one of them 5 dollar words (7 bucks, with inflation..)
5. One of Saddam's WMD, i.e., ahhh, a bullet
6. Carbon monoxide from riding in the trunk of the Cutlass

Hey, whoever's turn it it will ya' please roll the dice....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 05:27 PM

I want the little pewter teapot for my piece....you got it last time!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 05:43 PM

Danged, Amos, yer mind is gettin' more feeble by the day. You not only had the teapot last time but you always get it and if'll look, you still got it. You firgit yer memory pill again?

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 06:03 PM

Spaw, not that I've seen it myself, mind you, but would care to make a wager on whether or not he even has hair on his left ass cheek? Or the right one, for that matter? I'm putting my money on no hair on either cheek.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: DougR
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 06:07 PM

I know n u t h i n g about the mysterious disappearance of one L. H.! Not guilty though named twice as a suspect!

I suspect he slipped over to Cuba and is sipping rum and smoking cigars with Fidel Castro myself.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 06:08 PM

Hey, Dougie, I know Fidel Castro and you're no Fidel Castro...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: MMario
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 06:51 PM

I think it was Captain Kirk with the autographed copy of his unautorized biography in the Solar Plexus!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 07:02 PM

"slipped over to Cuba and sipping rum and smoking cigars with Fidel Castro myself." DougR, when did you do this?? Isn't it rather hypocritical of you? I don't understand how you can argue one thing and then let this kind of information slip out...

pssst! How did you like Castro and what did you talk about? Are you a governmental stooge?

Ebthegossipwhoalwaysgetsitright

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: leprechaun
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 09:57 PM

As the resident jack-booted thug, I'm glad to see I slipped under Bobert's radar. That means he won't see me coming when it's his turn.

Maybe LH started the revolution without us.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 10:34 PM

Okay Carol, you're on! We will of course need either a photo or an objective outside source to confirm.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 10:48 PM

Could pay the nymphomaniac professor of Dylanology off maybe ...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 12:25 AM

You all obviously haven't read LH's posts for 3-4 years!

He has been TAKEN


any future posts he makes must be suspect, as 'they' will be behind them!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 12:30 AM

Well Wild Bill, you got a point there. He's probably busy out there right now making crop circles...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 02:46 AM

Has a comet been by lately?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: alanabit
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 06:11 AM

This could get complicated. Crop circles, passing spaceships, murder at the Mucat Saloon and nymphomaniac French Dylanologists. Can anyone make sense of it all?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: gnu
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 07:06 AM

I assume... he's at the... centre.... with Bill. As far as hair on his ass, he's Canadian, so he'd freeze his ass off if he didn't have any hair on it, eh ?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Willie-O
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 07:47 AM

I think I saw on the news last night what happened to Little Hawk...he was on the lawn of Ontario Legislative Assembly, same as any other day, protesting something or other as usual, when a special armor-plated motorized bicycle, ridden by Premier Ernie Eves, backed over him leaving only tread-marks and CO2 emissions.

Entering intersections without stopping or looking either way, then back-pedalling furiously, is the current premier's main style of governing. There have been a lot of unintended accidents cuased by this, but this one was NOT one of them!

W-O
looking both ways, then up to scan for falling debris.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 09:14 AM

His rump is probably lined with soft downy FEATHERS, not hair!!! It's most likely worn pretty thin in places though, from all those hours in front of the computer posting on Mudcat. So my guess is he's still freezing his Canadian ass ...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 09:42 AM

Leading a Bob Dylan tribute band in Outer Mongolia?
RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Big Tim
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 09:52 AM

Maybe he's "speaking to some French girl, who says she knows him well" -he should be so lucky. Or he could simply be "stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again" - more probable! Hopefully when he DOES return he will offer us some fresh insight into "Caribbean Wind".

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 09:55 AM

I thought he was out conspiring to kiddnap Dylan, hold him in the dungeons of mudcat tavern until he got so sick of him singing, 'I shall be free' , that he would release him into the desert where all the dogs run free.
Peace, Rustic

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 09:56 AM

Do carib beans make you fart?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 10:18 AM

Yeah. They probably really ruffle those downy little feathers ...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 10:53 AM

He got tangled up in the great muslim round up.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 11:24 AM

And those feathers are now all blowin' in the wind ...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 02:32 PM

Ok. So that's two (Spaw and gnu) betting on hair, and one (*day-liah*) betting on feathers (and me, betting on no hair or feathers). Anyone else want to get in on this one? Who wants to try to get the photos?

P.S. Whoever agrees to get the photos will have to get past the harmonicas first. There's probably 50 or so pounds of them.

P.P.S. Anyone betting he's got a tatoo of Shatner on one or both ass cheeks?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: alanabit
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 02:40 PM

Good God Carol. That's too horrible to contemplate!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 03:18 PM

P.P.P.S. gnu... I don't know how much data you've got to support your theory, but the data I've compiled so far contradicts it entirely ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: DougR
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 03:25 PM

Ebbie, Bobert: I thought you both had flipped your lid when I read your posts about my suggestion that our friend might be hobnobing with Castro. You're right the use of "myself" in that thread is a bit confusing.

Just to set the record straight, Ebbie, I wouldn't walk across the street to be in the presense of Fidel Castro, much less smoking stogies and sipping rum with him.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 03:51 PM

It can now be revealed:

He is frozen at a secret location near the US airbase in Thule, Greenland. Also frozen there are John F. and Robert Kennedy, Janis Joplin, Marilyn Monroe, and the crews of the USNS Thresher and Seawolf. The reason for this is to have people survive if there is a nuclear war.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: MMario
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 03:54 PM

Is the crew of the Marie Celeste there as well?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 04:17 PM

Shatner was giving an interview on the Graham Norton Show (Channel 4 UK TV) and I definatley saw LH in the audience....My guessing is he is following Shatner on his tour of the UK with the nymphamanic professor!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: alanabit
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 05:09 PM

This is interesting. I know that if I had the choice of following a nymphomaniac professor around and William Shatner, there would be no need for me to divide my loyalties! Interesting feller is our Little Hawk...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 05:10 PM

He is frozen at a secret location near the US airbase in Thule, Greenland. Also frozen there are John F. and Robert Kennedy, Janis Joplin, Marilyn Monroe, and the crews of the USNS Thresher and Seawolf. The reason for this is to have people survive if there is a nuclear war. And Mother Teresa? Mo Udall? Elvis? John Hartford? L.R. Mole? Little John Cameron? Lots more... Little Hawk's in good company. (Keep in mind that when one's system is at the same temperature as its surroundings, one is neither cold nor hot. So everybody there is comfortable- and alive!)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 06:37 PM

Carol, the tatoo is probably a fact. He was incredibly jealous of mine. Now I hate to tell this but I sent him a picture of my "Wienie Tatoo" and at first he just laughed that I had "WAXY" tatooed down the side in one inch letters. Then I sent him another picture at full extension and he could see the whole thing which says, "WELCOME ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE AND MAY YOU ENJOY YOUR TRIP ABOARD THROUGH THE GALAXY." It was too much for him so I think the best he could then do was go for an ass-pic of Shatner. Say, isn't a tatoo of Shatner's face on your ass kinda' redundant?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 07:18 PM

Maybe he's got Shatner on his left cheek and Dylan on the right one, staring each other down ad finitum. Makes me fidget just thinkin about it ....

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Amos
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 07:21 PM

Well, between them they've seen all kinds of sh*T go down, so maybe it's a nostalgia thing...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: khandu
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 09:00 PM

Hmmm... my, my, how rumors abound!

I, being a certified member of the WSSBA, know exactly where LH is, and what's going on with him. However, being a certified member in good standing, it would be remiss of me to reveal the facts of his mysterious absence.

However, I can tell the following to alanabit, because Alan is being considered for membership in the WSSBA. So none of you other Mudcats may read beyond this sentence. I repeat, if you are not alanabit, READ NO MORE OF THIS POST!!!!

Alan, Little Hawk and I are two of the few who were aware of the planned recording sessions between Bob Dylan and William Shatner. Due to many reasons, these proposed sessions never occurred.

Over the years, both Dylan and Shatner have privately expressed desires to reconsider this project. In a slightly inebriated state, Shatner was heard to angrily shout to Leonard Nimoy, "If only Little Hawk could get involved, then the sessions would happen!"

Now, you may not be aware, but Nimoy is known for being unable to hold a confidential converstion in confidence. He blabbed to his manager, who blabbed to Sheeney Kanouse (whoever the hell that is!) who blabbed to Rona Barret who sold the story to National Enquirer who later decided not to run the story, but instead traded the story to Amos for a set of Mudcat CDs.

Amos, who is quite like Nimoy, sold the story to Harvey Goss, who called Little Hawk and told the story to him. Little Hawk, though he is a bold poster on this forum, is really quite the shy type. He ran and hid, hoping to elude the struggle of trying to get the two great men in the same room for the World's Greatest Recording Session!

There you have it, alan...from my fingertips to your eyes!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 10:23 PM

Via my eyes to alanabit- nothing much behind them to impede their travel... Now, when alanabit answers you, the words can swing by this way, again. (The universe is wide, you know.)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: alanabit
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 02:54 AM

Khandu I am devastated. I had heard rumours of a foul plot to establish once and for all whether Bob Dylan had less talent as an actor or William Shatner had less talent as a singer. To get confirmation of this awful news is shattering. The thought that years will pass by before one can turn on a television without fear of a rerun of the ghastly "Renaldo and Clara" or switch on a radio without the threat of a Shatnerised "I'll Be Your Baby Tonight" has quite ruined my day. And to think that a fellow Mudcatter has joined the plot. I propose that if Little Hawk does not ababndon the conspiracy immediately, give a full confession on Mudcat, send us all a bottle of finest red from the French vineyard and... and... Well if he doesn't I afraid we shall have to despatch 'Spaw to the recording studio with a very large tin of beans...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 03:24 AM

oooooops! Sorry I listened.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: alanabit
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:56 AM

When 'Spaw departs with those beans Ebbie, it won't be your ears that will be in danger if you are too close to the action..

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 09:01 AM

Now I'll boldly go where no one has gone before, and venture that LH got into it with JUNIOR HISSELF, in the LINCOLN BEDROOM, and CHOKED ON ONE OF THEM $5 WORDS ($7 with inflation).

Not before Junior got his with those 50 lbs of harmonicas, though ...

Can I do all that in one turn?

daylia

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 09:10 AM

I think it has been posted before...but here is where you can hear Shatner singing.....scroll down to 'sounds' and be amazed....

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 11:12 AM

It is impossible to keep secrets from Catters, as The Government and The Bavarian Illuminati (both of whom are behind this) should know.

William Shatner and Bob Dylan are also in the secret location in Greenland; those are artificial constructs walking around. And all of those folks previously mentioned -- the crew of the Marie Celeste, for instance -- are also there. So is Snaker Ray. You see, if there ever is a nuke war, They want the troops to have the best possible entertainment.

Now, I have recently learned the Little Hawk refused to have an automaton made, so he was friz as is -- connected to the nymphomaniac professor....

For goodness sakes now, don't tell anyone about this!

"Whatever ya say say nothin'
When you talk about you-know-what...."

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: hesperis
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 05:27 PM

I haven't heard from LH since he went to Trinidad and kinda need to talk to him.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Dec 02 - 08:30 PM

Anyone try calling him at work? Maybe it's that simple...or he could be off on a pilgrimage to Shatner's birthplace.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: DougR
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 12:57 AM

L. H. pmd me he was going to be gone until after Christmas so I suspect he is still vacationing (somewhere if not in Trinidad).

I will ask you to think, though, have you ever considered what affect this lengthy thread is going to have on L. H. when he DOES return? He will have to buy a hat two sizes larger than when he left! All in favor of Joe erasing this thread before he gets back, say Aye! We are going to have to live with him when he returns. Think about it.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 01:09 AM

No way, DougR! He's just not that kind of guy. This thread'll just warm the cockles of his little ole heart. Anyway, I don't think he usually wears a hat.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: CarolC
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 01:10 AM

Oops!

That last one was me, not JtS.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 06:28 AM

THIS JUST IN ... LH was returned to Canadian soil late Wed night. His willie in a sling from the French professor thing. He has confined himself to quarters while he regains his strength and preens his rump feathers in preparation for the inevitable HOURS AND HOURS he will need to spend catching up on Mudcat.

So fear not all ye Hawk-watchers ... and prepare for a deluge of Dylanistic Shatnerisms, interrupted at regular intervals by caribbean windstorms.

OMMMMMMMM ... flap ... OMMMMMMMM ... flap flap ... OMMMMMMM ...flap flap flap PEEEUUUUUUW!!!

daylia

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: *daylia*
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 09:47 AM

gasp choke gasp ... got etheric beanskins and downy little feathers stuck in my throat .... gasp choke gasp ....oh, and my vote is to keep this thread alive. He'll love it, eh? :-) ... gasp choke gasp ... gotta QUIT these Dylanistic meditations though!

daylia

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 03:30 PM

Man...you guys! I AM BACK, OKAY??? I was too darned tired and busy on Thursday and Friday to get on the Mudcat. Why? Well, there was a backlog of business to clear away here in Orillia...and I have just spent 3 weeks in an Ashram getting up at 5 AM every day for meditation, yoga, chanting, garden work, discussion group, more meditation, choir instruction (for the little Trini kids...a wonderful bunch of dark-eyed angels), listening to a couple of thousand local dogs holler and howl to each other all night long (it grows on you after awhile)...oh, and roosters crowing from about 11 PM till dawn the next day...

It was great!

I do not have time right now to read this whole silly thread, but I have read the first few postings.

1. The one about the Dylanologist is marvelous, alanabit! Alas, it is not true, however. I must add that "Blonde on Blonde" is spelled with a final "e" on each Blonde. Very crucial!

2. Spaw...BETTER MINE THAN YOURS!!!

I have, as I say, only read the first 5 or 6 posts. I am about to go downtown and have a nice quiet late lunch at La Mezzaluna on Mississaga Street in Orillia. I'll be back later.

In the meantime...carry on without me. :-)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 03:36 PM

listening to a couple of thousand local dogs holler and howl to each other all night long (it grows on you after awhile)..growls on you after awhile. :)

Welcome home, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: DougR
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 05:35 PM

Well, he's back. I suppose now he will be posting reams and reams of rhetric about how wonderful the communistic life is on Trinidad. I'm gonna brace myself (with a strong Vodka on the rocks with a splash of water).

Welcome back L. H.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: alanabit
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 07:07 PM

Yeah Doug: I'm off to the Ashram/CP meeting/downtown dive to down a few consoling glasses of cheap imported Cuban rum. Ah. The bitter banality of everyday life...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 07:53 PM

listening to a couple of thousand local dogs holler and howl to each other all night long (it grows on you after awhile)..

I had said something further like that I had read that as "it growls on you after awhile.

Welcome back, LH. Missed ya.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: DougR
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 11:43 PM

Ebbie! Geeze! Don't tell L.H. you missed him! He might not ever leave again! Don't you agree it is much more peaceful when he is ...away? No Shatner, no what's his name ...Oh you know ...a folksinger ...composed some songs. It'll come to me.

Oh yes, Dylan or something like that.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: harpgirl
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 11:54 PM

de bloke's wurkin' on 'is tan!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: harpgirl
Date: 21 Dec 02 - 11:56 PM

...oh criste...'e was followin' maharaji!...fooker's nutz!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Dec 02 - 01:39 AM

Worked for the Bugs, dinnit? :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Dec 02 - 10:15 AM

No, no, I am not following Guru Maharaji! Definitely not. I am following that which lives inside me, and always has, and always will. The Guru lives within your own heart, as does God. Look for enlightenment there, not outside yourself. When you find it there, you will see it in everyone. That's Love.

Doug - Actually, Trinidad is very capitalist. This is both good and bad, depending on how you look at it. I'll start a thread about it later. It's a nice place. Oddly enough, I saw no statues of William Shatner on the entire island, but everyone knows about him, of course. Perhaps they feel it is not right to erect graven images of a deity... (grin)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 02 - 01:10 PM

Inside you?

Where's the you that "it" is inside , then?

Could just be that you're it (comma) buster?

Welcome back, in any case, LH. No more Shatner shit, okay? Just be your own true self and all will be wel! :>)

And a wunnerful holiday to you (well, obviosuly -- you just got back!) But you know what I mean....

A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Dec 02 - 08:10 PM

Well, danged. The "Clue" game is over...

Good to have ya' back, LH. You have been sorely missed.

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: DougR
Date: 23 Dec 02 - 04:12 PM

Bobert: would please be more SPECIFIC! WHO missed him? You make it sound as though you speak for EVERYBODY! YOU missed him!

I swear it has been so quiet and peaceful around here with him gone. No tales of Shatner, and had someone posted something about somebody named Dylan, somebody else would have probably posted to the thread asking who Dylan was. ;>)

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: CarolC
Date: 23 Dec 02 - 04:59 PM

Awwww... DougR, you're just jealous because he got to play music with Rick F. and you didn't.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Dec 02 - 05:45 PM

Doug, Doug...what rock have you been hiding under? :-) Bob Dylan is simply the most crucial thing to happen in popular music in the last hundred years. He is to songwriters what Shakespeare is to playwrights. Get a grip, Doug! It didn't all end with Burl Ives (though he was quite likeable in his own way).

Nice picture, Carol. Playing with the glorious Rick Fielding is a treat I always appreciate to the fullest!

Amos - It's one way of saying it, to say it's "inside" (and it is). I could also say it's everywhere (it is). Let me put it another way: I Am That I Am

And so are You! "I am you and you are me and we are we and we are all together...."

Pretty neat, eh?

I like Shatner, cos he's a fairly ordinary schmuck in a sense, with a rather good sense of humour, and he happened to become famous anyway. He reminds me of myself in some ways. I see myself in him. I am still trying to see myself in R. Crumb, and that's not nearly so easy, but well...he's not completely without redeeming features.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: Amos
Date: 23 Dec 02 - 08:58 PM

Aww, now, LH, we don't need to count angels on pins; I know enough from your metaphysical prolixity to know that you know, know I know you know, and know I know you know I know, too! Once that wall comes down, the rest is just a cascade, I reckon!!

Thanks for coming back, and staying coherent. I guess that dojo didja, or was it a place for getting your ashram hauled?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk - Conspiracy Theories Begin
From: hesperis
Date: 23 Dec 02 - 11:56 PM

Ok, I'll email.