BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: GUEST,saleté noire
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 11:01 AM

She is the greatest thing since French toast, maybe even French fries.

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:59 AM

The CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) is right now reporting that Avril will NOT be singing at last night's Blue Jays' home opener.

The official reasons given (by her press agent I suspect) are that

A: She was never scheduled to sing last night in the first place and hence will not be showing up.

B: Being French, she doesn't know the words to "America the Beautiful" and was informed by Major League Baseball Inc. that a Petula Clark medley was NOT "Just as good".

C: She doesn't want to get anywhere near "That Canadian 'Avril' who just 'sucks and sucks, and has never even MET Justin Timberlake'.

Apparently her sessions with the late Willie Nelson WILL be recorded on schedule in the near future though. The 'single' will probably be:

"Est-ce que c'est un capo dans votre poche, ou etes-vous simplement heureux de me voir"?

Obviously a musical question we'd ALL like answered! Right?

Cheers

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Amos
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:36 AM

Who can pretend not to have been stirred by the lines from her first world-smashing record, "Quand Les Enfants N'Ont Plus Raison...":

"Lorsque tu me touch juste la
Je reve de te crever la geuele;
And quand tu reviens dans ma vie
Tu trouvera ma barbie dans ton cul..."

I tell ya, I'd be ashamed not to know at least some of her stuff.

Merry Christmas, cheries!

A

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:35 AM

Gidget!! So great to see you here. I think I know your grandmother!!! I am happy to hear that Avril is an idol to you as I hope your grandma is too. Ya' know we had a series of Gidget movies here and if you want to follow in granny's footsteps, there is an available script waiting for you titled, "Gidget's Ga-Ga Gets Gooey." And if she is indeed "busted"....and I mean WELL busted, then Avril can have a part in it too!

I'll be looking for you in it soon!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: GUEST,Dale
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:29 AM

I don't post very much, but this is just too much. People saying they have never heard of Avril, that she is a JOKE? This refusal to accept her greatness is so, so . . . Oh, I can't even say it.

Heck, I LIKE her music, even though Dick refuses to stock her CDs. I have never heard him SAY this, just the fact that her stuff is not listed at Camsco which CLAIMS to "supply every folk music recording currently in print."

Just because some of you lot have never heard of her does not give you the right to make snide remarks about her. Her music is wonderfully profound, like the fantastic album (also released on special see through vinyl) "chat de boue, poissons de merveille, musique et merde de taureau extraordinaire" If she is not folk, she is nothing, in my opinion.

I have even heard rumors/rumours that she may plan a world tour of Hull, as she considers it fertile ground for her style of "bruit infantile de Français". All that remains to be worked out is the battle amongst the various venues which are clamoring for the right to feature her on alternate Wednesdays at 3 AM, the only time they don't have booked well into next year.   Perhaps John9 can fill us in on those developments. Toronto could even be in the mix if things can be worked out with The Fielding Agency.

One small quibble ~~ shouldn't this be listed with the MUSIC threads where everyone can see it?

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Zelda_K
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:24 AM

"It's hardly a joke when J Lewis International Airport in Paris is closed for three hours while drug sniffing dogs search for evidence against the 'teen teaser'."

J.Lewis airport in Paris looks a lot like Charles de Gaulle airport in Houston.

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: GUEST,Gidget Bardot
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:39 AM

'Allo Mudcatters!

I am teenage French girl, please to make you acquantas. I am not for knowing Mudcat but still think Catspaw should be honorary cheese-eating surrender monkey.

Please to not merde on Avril. She represent all that is best of French teen agers. Please to also not accuse us of loving Jerry Lewis. He is for old intellectuals, my generation love Adam Sandler. He is even funnier than your Peter T, or Geraldo Riveira.

Gidget Bardot

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Beccy
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:31 AM

Okie dokie- now we all know the French have a little more "liberal" attitude toward sex than most North Americans, but a 13 year old calling Chirac her sex toy? Ummmmm.... I'm thinking that this HAS to be a joke. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Beccy

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:22 AM

Old Possun's book of Practical Jokes perhaps??
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:11 AM

Joke? Joke? It's hardly a joke when J Lewis International Airport in Paris is closed for three hours while drug sniffing dogs search for evidence against the 'teen teaser'.

The 'halter top heart-throb' gave a statement to French media an hour ago in which she said:(excuse my high school french)

"Je suis plus embarrasse que Herman miniscule, et ma possun aspire a votre contact".

Says it all, as far as I'm concerned.

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Zelda_K
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 08:36 AM

Avril Lapremiere means April 1st: today is the day of making jokes - at least in Europe. I have 2 teenage daughters and never heard the name of this famous pop-star. So I suppose it's just a joke.

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: InOBU
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 08:26 AM

She can come and play with me! (Leave the drugs at home though please...)
Cheers
Larry

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: TIA
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 08:20 AM

Good thing Mozart can't be busted posthumously for suspicion of drug possession.

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: greg stephens
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:36 AM

HmmmAvril Lapremiere now where is my french dictionary?

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Zelda_K
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:30 AM

is this a "poisson d'avril"?

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:23 AM

Who can forget WAM's great hit, "Rappin' on Figaro?" Man, that was great...............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Micca
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:19 AM

Was that before he went off and toured as WAM???

Subject: RE: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Teribus
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:14 AM

"French teen pop star Avril Lapremiere???? ........ the most famous 13 year old in European music!!!!!!!."

WOLGANG AMADEUS MOZART?

Subject: BS: mouthy french teen Pop star busted
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:00 AM

French teen pop star Avril Lapremiere, who made headlines, last week when she insulted American President Bush by calling him a 'belgian waffler' was busted a couple of hours ago at Lewis Airport in Paris, on suspicion of drug posession.

None of her hits have reached this side of the pond, but songs like "Trop jeune pour etre ces riches", and "chirac, tu est ma jouet de sexe", have made her the most famous 13 year old in European music.

Before the drug incident, her plans including recording with 70 year old Willie Nelson, and the late Irish band The Chieftans. My guess is that these projects are now on hold.