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Subject: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Alba
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:17 PM

Here's the rub Folks.
Should I start a Birth Day Thread for Joe Offer when we all know how he feels about those kind of Threads.
This is one tough Dali lama, sorry, dilemma and I have struggled with it for oh maybe 10 minutes now.
I have decided to brave the Moderator's Wrath and just go for it, you know, bite the Bullet, grab the Bull by the horns, try to stay on the Rodeo Bull for a minute and a half, open up the throttle and see what this baby can do, oops sorry about that ramble , as I was saying, I will simply go for it and hopefully by putting a twist on the usual Birth Day Thread I will sneek by with a disapproving glance from Mr. Offer rather than a knock on the back of my noggin with an Editing Button from The Chief of The Mudcat Editing Team!:)
Phew, now with all that said I shall proceed...gulp!
HAVE A VERY HAPPY BIRTH DAY EVE JOE
If I have failed to catch you on the night before your Birth Day and have caught you on the day after your Birth day instead then I apologize sincerely for my tardiness...but if and this is a big ** IF**..... (I did say it was going to be a big if).....I have actually started this Thread on the actual "BIRTH" Day itself...then all I can say is forgive me Joe for I know not when your Birth Day actually falls...*grin*

Joe may I wish you a Happy Birth Day and a Year ahead filled with Happiness, Health, Music and Peace.
Warmest Wishes,
Jude
*Smile*


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:49 PM

Yeah, Hippo Berth Day to a singer of Sea Shanties...


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: bbc
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:55 PM

Dear Joe,

Happy approximate birthday (I'll never tell!)!

love,

Barbara


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:56 PM

And as one I've heard of says:

It's Wednesday, so

"BLESSED BE THY DAY OF HUMP!"

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: mack/misophist
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:04 PM

It's a very bad idea to scorn the wishes of the great and mighty Offer. Who knows what calamities may result? Other than The Shadow, of course. He knows about calamities as well as evil.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Peace
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:08 PM

'"BLESSED BE THY DAY OF HUMP!"'

I am making NO COMMENT about that post. NONE. NOPE, not ONE WORD. NADA, NYET, NO NO NO NO NO. ZIP. ZILTCH. ZERO. (I know a good joke about that, but now is not the time or place.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Janie
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:18 PM

Birthday? Joe has birthdays?

HAPPY BIRTH MONTH FROM ONE OF YOUR NON-ANONYMOUS FELLOW POSTERS!

hogs and hisses,
Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Sorcha
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:19 PM

Used to LOVE HumpDay....not much difference now....they all run together. Happy BD,, Mr Joe


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:30 PM

Happy Birth


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: bobad
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:36 PM

Sto lat, sto lat, niech zyje zyje nam.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: jeffp
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:40 PM

My birthday wish for you is peace of mind.

Thanks for all you do, Joe. Happy birthday.

Jeff


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Joe Offer
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 10:51 PM

Dziekuje, Bobad - and the rest of you, too. I was feeling left out because here it was halfway through August and nobody had said anything about my birthday, even though I profess not to like birthday threads.
Oh, I'm so torn....

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 11:03 PM

Just think how much worse it coulda been, Joe -- you could have been a Lutheran!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 11:27 PM

Well I add that "different touch" to all of those other birthday threads just to please you Joe, so of course I must do so here as well...........

PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP & KISS MY EN-TIRE ASS !

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 11:34 PM

LOL....well done, Alba and the rest of you lot!!


Happy Birthday Joedarlin'!!

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 12:34 AM

Happy birthday, Joe! You're the man. Have a great day!

Chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 03:04 AM

Well now that the clock has rolled around and it's no longer hump day:


I'm So Happy It's Thursday


and still wishing Joe a good one.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 03:34 AM

Have a good 'un, Joe, with many more to come.

All the best from Gnomeland.

:D (tG)


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 04:03 AM

I knew it... I knew that secretly he doesn't mind birthday threads just so long as he gets one!!

Happy Day dear... big hugs next time you come to the UK, which had better not be too long away!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 04:29 AM

We're all happy if we get one occasionally, me I'm happy as of last Saturday night myself.
Anyway I digress, back to the subject of the birthday of our own Numero Uno, Top Gun, Blue Pencil Wielder-in-Chief, Mr Joe; [Bows Deeply], Offer.
So come on folks let's hear it for Joe
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!!!

Hippy Brothday your highness!

Giok
{I thought it was on the 18th BTW}


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 04:57 AM

Have a great day, Joe. I'll also take the opportunity to say thanks, again, for all you do for us.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Ernest
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 05:05 AM

Happy you-know-what-day!

Best
Ernest


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 05:49 AM

Happy birthday and thanks for all your excellent work on Mudcat.

Hope you are treated really well today - especially by fellow Mudcatters!

Hugs

Rhiannon


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 06:31 AM

Happy birthday sir.

Live long and die happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 08:15 AM

well - since we don't know what day it is, and even though it's the right MONTH, the odds are still 30 to 1 on it being the right day - so

Happy UN-Birthday, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 08:35 AM

birthday greetings from another fan

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: artbrooks
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 08:47 AM

Yeah...what they all said. Many happies from one retired Fed to another.


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 10:33 AM

A Hump need not be exclusively confined to Wednesday. Perhaps Joe officially starts HIS week on Monday. . . :)

Happy Happy, Joe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: GUEST,Big Mick on a library computer
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:38 PM

Happy Birthday, big guy. You were among my first cyber friends here, and all these miles down the road, we remain so.

I hope that we get to start threads you are torn about for many more years.

All the very best,

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Tweed
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 10:47 PM

HAW, I found it!!
Khandu made this song a couple years ago and sent it to me to cast onto the internet as I seen fit, and therefore I do hereby drag it from the dark recesses of the enormous closet known as Tweedsblues.net on this glorious occasion.
Happy Bidet Joe Offer!! I give you

King Khandu's creation known worldwide now as ...
The Joe Offer Birthday Waltz


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Alba
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 10:54 PM

Thundering Applause


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: snarky
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 11:20 PM

...another year's worth of wrinkles....


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Subject: RE: BS: Joe Offer Vs Birth Day Threads
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 11:50 PM

Happy birthday, Joe.

Elmer


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