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GUEST,The Dreaded Guest 27 Feb 03 - 07:34 PM
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Subject: BS: NPR now CIA
From: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 07:34 PM

Joe Offer...NPR may be an organization you don't want to risk offending, but this seems newsworthy. If this needs to be deleted, so be it, but I bet most of the Mudcat folks don't know about it.

National Public Radio is supposed to be a 'liberal' media outlet, right? I know that NPR is where we get 4 hours of uninterrupted folk music on Saturdays in Austin. Well, NPR is now headed by a former CIA man:

NPR headed by former CIA man

And here's a piece about the Pacifica station. Isn't that one of NPR's flagships stations? More CIA involvement:

Pacifica Radio CIA controlled?

So, folks, is CIA control of NPR good or bad? I think it's bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 07:40 PM

This is already in another thread! Ever heard of being redundant, repetitive? Your chosen name might as well be "RePete" or "DupliKate."


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA
From: Leadfingers
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 07:42 PM

If they are playing GOOD music it cant be ALL bad . And does the CIA
make as big a balls up of things as the F B I ????


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA
From: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 07:43 PM

Yeah...my previous post on this got arbitrarily buried in one of the thread consolidations. But since NPR is one of the folk music mainstays, the issue merits it's own thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA
From: michaelr
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 07:48 PM

DG, you need to get your facts straight. Pacifica is really, truly independent and progressive (the only radio network that still is). The paper you linked to is at least 15 months old, and the takeover referred to in it has been averted/reversed.

Pacifica has nothing whatsoever to do with NPR.

Your paranoid fantasies are becoming quite tiresome.

Cheers,
Michael


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA
From: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 07:48 PM

Leadfingers...until a year or so ago, the Central Intelligence Agency could not operate within the borders of the US. Not legally. They are the govt assassins who overthrow other countries and are MUCH more effective and deadly than the FBI. Now they are permitted to 'operate' in the U.S. They've always been involved in propaganda campaigns, and now they're taking over control of the big govt-sponsored public radio system in the U.S. I just don't like the idea of spies, propagandists and assassins inserting their brainwashing into this format.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 07:52 PM

Forget it, Dreaded Guest. I thought that my "Saddam and Bush on TV" thread could stand alone but it got buried with the "Saddam is a Doodie Head" thread. Can you imagine that. A historic and unprecended evening of the leaders of two countries on the brink of war back to back on television and it's buried with the "Saddam is a Poopie Head"? Go figure?

This one is history, my friend.

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA
From: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 07:56 PM

That's why I put a question mark after the Pacifica link, MR. Just thought it might be something folks would like to look into. Do you know who's in charge now and what their resume is? Any CIA involvement? If Ms Wash could get in, couldn't others? Do you have some links to post about Pacifica...some updates?

And yes, Bobert, you are probably right, judging from the couple of quick, shrill responses. I bet this is a touchy topic...probably due to funding issues. The CIA running NPR, though...that's a kick in the solar plexus. To me, at any rate.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 08:01 PM

OK, OK, this is the Official Dreaded Guest Mudcat Conspiracy Theory Thread. I know how important these theories are to you. Dreaded Guest, post away - but please keep it all in this thread.
I suppose NPR now has a fleet of black helicopters, and broadcasts subliminal messages???
I did intelligence work once upon a time, too. Maybe Mudcat is a front organization, used by the CIA to collect information on subversive Guests, eh?
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: artbrooks
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 08:14 PM

Hello...he worked for Radio Free Europe. They may have gotten some of their funding from the CIA at one time, but that hardly makes him a CIA agent.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 08:28 PM

NPR may be a cash cow for you, Joe, but it's not a sacred cow. It's just another media arm for the Bush Company to absorb. Sorry I pushed you to the point of hissy-fit, but your touchy-feely radio is being run by assassins. lol


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: michaelr
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 08:34 PM

www.pacifica.org


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 08:52 PM

Hissy-fit???
Mutter, mutter, mutter....

I listen to Pacifica on occasion, but I find they're too strident. They tend to like conspiracy theories, too.
Most of the time, I like NPR just fine. Sorry, but I don't buy your theory that the CIA controls them.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 09:13 PM

I think a Conspiracy Theory of the Day thread might quite a good idea.
I mean, a really good conspiracy would tie them all together, anyway. The Grand Unified Theory.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: michaelr
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 09:16 PM

Its been done, Kevin. Read the "Illuminatus!" trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 09:40 PM

Oh yeah. This is ALL in my mind:

Glad this is just all 'in my head'

I think I'll post the link as my entry to the new forum michaelr was nice enough to make me aware of:

http://pacifica.org/forums/viewforum.php?f=4

And yes, there is a Grand Unified Theory...the organized crime syndicate which owns and runs the world has a sublimely efficient organization called the CIA, and the CIA created al Qeada, the Taliban and every other terrorist organization you can name. These organizations will now be used to terrorize the sheep the American people have become until Americans give up their Constitution. During this transformation process, America will present such a threat to it's neighbors that the U.N. will have to 'save the world' from us, and then the U.N. will establish a tyrannical world govt. And NPR will run some feel-good piece about personal empowerment while your whole freaking society collapses around your ears. Brought to you by the master propagandists...the CIA.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 09:52 PM

I was listening to NPR earlier today, and I sneezed....I think NPR (oops, I mean the CIA) is spraying me with Sarin thru my speakers...and broadcasting sub-sonic white noise to transmogrify my cerebreal cortex, too! I know for sure that whenever they run "All Things Considered", they barely consider 0.18336% of 'things'...I tell you, soon it will be old re-runs of Nixon's speeches, 'cause the guy that used to carry the tapes back & forth from Nixon's office was at the birthday party for John Dean's laywer, and HE has ties to the Bilderbergers, for sure!

And the pinholes in my copper pipes sure weren't there before NPR switched from Derek McGinty to Kojo Namde!

Hey Dratted dreaded Guest...why don't YOU run for President...everyone else is...I'd LOVE to see Dan Rather moderate a big debate where you toss all these theories out!


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Forum Lurker
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 10:04 PM

The "sublimely efficient" CIA is now going to run the world? You should try stand-up, TDG. Then they'll be laughing with you, not at you. You could at least try to keep your conspiracies separate. You posted a link about domestic security powers granted to the FBI in a rant about how the CIA is taking over the world through National Public Radio.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 10:11 PM

LOL, Bill D- I love Dratted Guest! Don't take it personally
DG. I have a project for you: go to your mirror and look deeply into your eyes (If you see other eyes glaring back at you, ignore them. For the moment.); now ask your self what it is it is doing wrong. Say something like, "Self, you have made yourself a royal pain in the arse, just by being you. I now refuse to be the YOU that you have made me. From this moment I resolve to love life, love people, love music- and let it be enough. 'You' can go on without me, there are plenty of you out there. I propose to enjoy life."

Are you familiar with the Biblical exhortation to not cast your pearls before swine? It also says that 'if the people heed not your words, shake the dust of that place off your feet and leave them.'

I think you have done your duty- if we don't see your way, we're not going to- and that is our right. You have done your bit.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 10:22 PM

Yeah, DG, HG, 'er whatever.... NPR has been running to the right so fast that poor ol' Diane Rhyme is gettin' serious nose bleeds...

Problem is: NPR is dependent on money from George Bush's government... you know, the one that his lawyer's and his daddy's Supreme Court stole from the American voters. Shouldn't have any trou8ble finding it. It's in everyone's bedrooms. No? Just call Johnny Ashcroft and he'll be sure to get the cameras installed so that your sex lives can be monitored for "kinkiness". Yep, we don't want no oral sex here in America. If we did then it would be in the Constitution. Remenber the *Constitution*? You know, the document that America followed as some kind of general roadmap of how our country should be governed? No? Oh well.... Well, if ya hunt around, you might find it on some *ancinent history* website... ahh, pre Bush website....

Screw NPR! They are nothing more than pitchmen for Bush's many wars: women, labor, the American worker, Iraq, Iran,, not North Korea, women, the American worker, anyone who isn't like DougR, women, Democrats, women... Black folk.... Islamics... Women...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Sorcha
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 10:46 PM

I am just really so sick of this crap. I swear I am going to start using the BS filter........could we have a CRAP filter?


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: GUEST,The Dratted Guest
Date: 27 Feb 03 - 10:47 PM

Well, I just came back here to say, No hard feelings, Joe. Hope the same Joe is still on-duty. To make up for my insolence, let me offer you one of these:

TAPE

This tape is responsible for the hundreds of cities around the U.S. passing resolutions refusing to abide by the unconstitutional USA PATRIOT Act. In Utah, they rent auditoriums and show the tape to hundreds of people at a time. I believe the whole state is about to scrap the PATRIOT Act. Americans have been terrorized by our own govt. This tape deals with that.

I make copies of the tape and run them on eBay and give them away to people. If you want a copy (gratis, free) just send me a mailing address at WesWilder@yahoo.com I'll get it in the mail ASAP. I ship Media Mail from Texas, so they take a while to arrive.

Damn...I'll even send you one Ebbie, if you want. I think you're still capable of seeing the light. Just drop a mailing address. I destroy all e-mail addresses.

I'm VERY pleased I got 3 veteran groups to ask for this tape...mailed them out today. The first time I showed this was in a VFW hall, and idle curiosity had turned to fury by the end of it. I'd give every person in America a copy if I could, but there are tens of thousands like me cranking these out, and the resolutions against the Patriot Act are a direct result. Just watch this tape and you'll understand why.

George W. Bush mass-murdered on Sept 11, and we will all suffer the same fate as those he killed if we don't do SOMETHING. Legal routes? Forget it. Not enough time. So all we can do is make ourselves AWARE of who the terrorists are and make OTHERS aware so we can have the biggest mass sit-down strike in the history of humanity when Ashcroft gives the orders to transport Americans to concentration camps.

Delete this if it compromises you, Joe.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 02:30 PM

Bobert: I can't for the life of me understand why you are trashing the only pure media outlet in the country that promotes liberalism 100%! To suggest that NPR is controlled by the CIA is way off the mark. I suspect that all of that snow has finally gotten to you. Or maybe you have just succombed to DG charms!

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 02:46 PM

NPR??? Nothing but child's play! WE, here at MUDCAT, uncovered an even greater conspiracy FOUR YEARS AGO!!!! It was at the end of the Great Tipple Thread.................Note the DATE!!!

Subject: RE: Tipple information anyone?
From: catspaw49 - PM
Date: 16 Mar 99 - 12:27 AM


OHMYGOD......I HAVE IT!!!!!! It's not aliens or any of this other bunk. See how silly we've become? We can't take the tipple seriously can we? And we have reason to believe that Martin built thousands!!! Since no one admits to being a good tipple player, we can only assume the thing is deliberately designed to be played by the psychotics at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. And who set that place up, who pays the bills there??? A raucous instrument in the hands of an insane player...thousands of them...What if tipple bands were suddenly released upon the unsuspecting populace in every country? The resulting chaos and panic would enable outsiders to takeover!!! Don't you see it friends? IT'S THE C.I.A.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They've been pissed over the No Assassination edict and their loss of prestige...this is perfect!!! No need to send in a killing team...Send in a tipple band and the Qaddafis, Husseins, Castros, and their ilk will blow their own brains out!!!! But given that much power, who can say the CIA will then not focus inward...and if the timing is right they can take over this nation to their own ends. They could even declare war on our allies in Canada. Think of it..."O Canada" played by a psychotic tipple band......the entire country might be reduced to a quivering mass of jangled nerve endings and Canadians will be forced to put each other out of misery. And here in the U.S., if Gore is president, the people of his own state will have him killed after hearing "Rocky Top" on tipple. And what if Libby Dole is elected??? Old Bob is so weird that a crazed tipple band playing the Oscar Meyer ditty may cure his E.D. and Ms. Dole will have to resign when Bob spends 11 days running from DuPont Circle to Rock Creek Park in his underwear, screaming "I gotta' Boner...It's a Woody!"
I've got to go and alert the congress...no,the FBI...no,the uh, uh,..............I gotta' get the family out of bed and head for the hills. This could be worse...NO THIS IS WORSE than Y2K. I'll try to help out any of you too...just identify yourselves as Mudcateers.


SEE??? The hell with the ravings of Dratted Gust.....WE CAN DO BETTER!!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: GUEST,Chicken Little
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 02:52 PM

Help, help.
The sky is falling, the sky is falling.
Oh, whatsoever should we do, whatsoever should we do?
Let us all crawl under a rock where some of the guests dwell.
Mercy, Mercy me the sky is falling...

Chicken Little 2447


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: TIA
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 03:11 PM

Last night I got home, and the CIA/NPR/NWO/GOP/MIC/KEY/MOU/SE had taken away all of my furniture and replaced it with an exact duplicate.





(apologies to Steven Wright...it's his line).


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 03:15 PM

Hope I'm posting on the proper thread...this one has something to do with media, so I'll put this here.

Michael Savage is about to become the next big thing on American TV. Big new contract with MSNBC. And the bit below is just a sample of what he's posting nowadays on his website:

The Sedition Act - Time to Act.
Time to Arrest the Leaders of the Anti-War Movement,
Once we Go To War?
We Must Protect Our Troops!

America's new Spokesman

And in case you've forgotten what the Sedition Act reads like after being amended in 1918, here's part of it. It PERFECTLY describes all of you who participated in the recent marches and protests:

"SECTION 3. Whoever, when the United States is at war, shall willfully make or convey false reports or false statements with intent to interfere with the operation or success of the military or naval forces of the United States, or to promote the success of its enemies, or shall willfully make or convey false reports, or false statements, . . . or incite insubordination, disloyalty, mutiny, or refusal of duty, in the military or naval forces of the United States, or shall willfully obstruct . . . the recruiting or enlistment service of the United States, or . . . shall willfully utter, print, write, or publish any disloyal, profane, scurrilous, or abusive language about the form of government of the United States, or the Constitution of the United States, or the military or naval forces of the United States . . . or shall willfully display the flag of any foreign enemy, or shall willfully . . . urge, incite, or advocate any curtailment of production . . . or advocate, teach, defend, or suggest the doing of any of the acts or things in this section enumerated and whoever shall by word or act support or favor the cause of any country with which the United States is at war or by word or act oppose the cause of the United States therein, shall be punished by a fine of not more than $10,000 or imprisonment for not more than twenty years, or both...."

And then there's this bit of analysis of the new Patriot Act 2:

"If the Patriot Act was so named to imply that those who question its sweeping new powers of surveillance, detention and prosecution are traitors, the DSEA takes that theme one giant step further. It provides that any citizen, even native-born, who supports even the lawful activities of an organization the executive branch deems "terrorist" is presumptively stripped of his or her citizenship. To date, the "war on terrorism" has largely been directed at noncitizens, especially Arabs and Muslims. But the DSEA would actually turn citizens associated with "terrorist" groups into aliens...."

YOU will lose your citizenship

All this stuff is obviously conspiracy theory since The Dreaded Guest came up with it, so where would it be posted? Should it be added to the threads about the anti-war movement and marches, or a 'conspiracy' thread, or what? Should I post it to a 'miscellaneous humor' thread since it talks about hauling all you protestors off for your final vacation?

Pardon me...just my paranoia talking.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 03:18 PM

Yes, but what of the CIA's crazed tiple bands??? Huh? I ask you.....What of THEM?????

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: GUEST,The Dreaded Guest
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 03:22 PM

Technically, though, we can't go to war. U.N. law forbids it. That's why VietNam and all our other 'involvements' recently have been classified as 'police actions'. So the Bushes can't technically declare war on any sovereign state, or they'd be subject to prosecution by the World Court. But they CAN declare war on 'terrorism'. Be sure to tell your lawyer that in a couple months when you're arrested for being stump-ignorant of what's going on around you. But oh yeah...you don't get a lawyer if you're an 'enemy combatant', so that's all academic. Request a TV in your cage so you can get up to date on mainstream thinking by watching Savage.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 03:38 PM

Hey, HG, no need to ask to be pardoned. You are right! Like I have pointed out onseveral threads, an American born citizen can give a danged blanket ot used clothing to an organization and later be arrested, detained, interogated without cousel, stropped of citizenship and be put out of the country for it.

This ought to really have a chilling effect on the hundreds of humanistic sounding charities.

"Oh, the 'Oranization for Children' is at the door, Honey. Do we have any old winter coats to donate?"

"Look in the hall closet. I think there are a couple..."

"Here, son, hope this helps your organization. And God bless you."

Then the SWAT team blows the door off the front of your house, arrests you and your wife and neither of you are heard from again.

Sound far-fetched?

Well, you might want to read some of the fine print of the Patriot Act (like haha! Patriot Act, my butt..) Should be called a Fascist Pig Act!)

It ain't too late to let your representatives know that the provisions of this act are unAmerican and without any "sunset provisions" can take the country where none of us can believe.

Bobert

Doug:

No, the snow ain't got me! It's Johnny Ashcroft and Co. These are some very *intolerant* people. Remind me of the Taliban in a lot of ways...


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: leprechaun
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 03:59 PM

I think Bobert and the Constitutional Ranger GUEST are the same person.

Or perhaps they're the hyperbole brothers.

Or the histrionic sisters.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 04:03 PM

Bobert: I don't think you have anything to fear about giving your old coats (now that the snow is gone) to charities. You just have to remember to remove the "I support leftist causes," or "I hate George, Dick, Don, and Colin," or other like banners from them before you donate them! :>)

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Forum Lurker
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 07:16 PM

TDG-You forget to mention the bit where the Sedition Act was deemed unconstitutional, and is thus unenforceable.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 07:35 PM

The grand conspiracy theory I came up with is that the people in power have an office, which dreams up any number of weird and wonderful conspiracy theories which they promulgate. Call it the Conspiracy Invention Agency.

The idea being that, in all the confusion, people lose sight of the real conspiracy that they are engaged in, and become reluctant to believe this is real, or do anything about it.

Which, essentially, is to do whatever is necessary to serve their own interests and to keep control of the resources and power they require.

So is Dratted Guest working for this CIA?


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 08:44 PM

Sounds like it. I was told that FBI stood for "Fat Boy's Institute," but that interpretation of CIA is new to me. Sounds pretty reasonable, though. . . .

I'm going to have to pull out the manual and learn how to write a macro so I can type

SHEESH!!!

with one keystroke, 'cause it looks like I'm gonna want to do that a lot if this conspiracy stuff keeps up!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 10:19 PM

You've got it, McGrath, my friend. Yep, they are sneaking thru a lot of dumb-butt legislation right in the middle of batch of obvious crap.

Purdy smart. Except when the smoke clears what we're going to find is a scenerio that would make Hitler smile. "Well done," he'd say, "well done!"

Don't think it can happen?

You are not paying attention!

Bobert

Doug:

What the heck are you talking about. The last snow just quit a few hours ago dumping another 6 inhes on top of the 28 inches from last week... Howz about coming on up and releiving my sore butt on the end of the snow shovel....

Bobert again


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: GUEST, herc
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 10:20 PM

>>Howz about coming on up and releiving my sore butt on the end of the snow shovel....<<<

You're not using it right Bob.


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 10:30 PM

LOL, herc...

Danged, and I even wrote instructions on masking tape and taped them to the handle and thought I had it down pat...

Back to the drawing board...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 10:33 PM

Bobert is trying to sit down on the job.:)


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 10:45 PM

Ebbie:

Now that was totally uncalled for. And, heck, the doctor says I'll be good as new in no time at all! They oughta put instructions on them shovels...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 10:54 PM

Well, hell! Any way you do it, shoveling snow is a pain in the ass!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 10:56 PM

You're missing the


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Feb 03 - 10:59 PM

Yeah, thanks Don! Go and rub it in, will ya'....

Excuse me, it's time for another treatment...

Owwweeeee!

Like I said, they ought to put instructions on the danged things!

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: NPR now CIA (Conspiracy Theory of the Day)
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Mar 03 - 10:28 AM

McGrath, I came up with the same conspiracy theory as yours in the "Constitutional Guarantees" thread on 26 Feb 6.50 am, and I mentioned it again in the Help Forum later that day on the "Mudcat down....." thread at 9.24pm.

If you have thought of it independently, and I assume you have, that just goes to show that maybe it is not all that silly, after all. I brought it up originally only being semi-serious, but maybe it is true! ;-)

BTW, I like your name for it - the Conspiracy Invention Agency!

Jenny


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