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BS: Curtains and Bras

Dazbo 11 Jan 07 - 06:41 AM
Big Al Whittle 11 Jan 07 - 06:52 AM
GUEST,Seiri Omaar 11 Jan 07 - 07:56 AM
jeffp 11 Jan 07 - 08:03 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 07 - 08:46 AM
Liz the Squeak 11 Jan 07 - 08:55 AM
jacqui.c 11 Jan 07 - 08:58 AM
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skipy 11 Jan 07 - 09:08 AM
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Liz the Squeak 11 Jan 07 - 09:13 AM
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Becca72 11 Jan 07 - 09:52 AM
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KB in Iowa 11 Jan 07 - 10:25 AM
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Subject: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Dazbo
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:41 AM

I've noticed that in a lot of films and TV shows from the US that many apartments in city tower blocks don't seem to have, let alone use, curtains. Is this just lazy set dressing or are all Americans exhibitionists?

Many of theses apartments and offices seem to come equiped with large telescopes, are all Americans voyeurs?

Finally, I've noticed that in US films and TV shows there seems to be a growing trend for women to go to bed, sleep and have sex with their bras firmly in place. Is this a growing trend (cf the single beds of the Hays Code) and are all Americans prudes?

Confused of Sheffield.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:52 AM

give that boy scout his observer's badge!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: GUEST,Seiri Omaar
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 07:56 AM

Exhibitionists AND prudes? LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: jeffp
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:03 AM

Oh yes, movies and television are such an accurate portrayal of real life. Don't forget the ready availability of parking spaces in the most crowded of cities.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:46 AM

The telescopes are entirely a fabrication of the film industry. Binoculars work better and cost less.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:55 AM

I've pondered those very thoughts....

I've always wondered how Americans 'did it' because there's never a wet patch or an item of underwear out of place. (There's never a fanny fart, slapping of stomachs or cabaret show of dangly bits either but that could just be my experience).

American women must be amazing if they can go to bed, shag like bunnies and wake up next morning still dressed, perfectly coiffured and made up to catwalk standards. I can barely make it out of the house without looking like I've been through a hedge...

Perhaps I'm just sleeping with the wrong man....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:58 AM

It's the fact that they (both male and female) get out of bed wearing there underwear and get straight into their clothes still wearing the same underwear that grosses me out!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:03 AM

I saw a film about rappers. The two BAD BOY stars picked up two women for a night of lurid sex. The phone rings and the star gets out of bed with his tidy whities on and I cracked up laughing. Made me wonder what young people think sex is and how the hell do they get pregnant?

Is this a US phenomenon?


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:05 AM

I think it may have something to do with censorship. Watching UK tv there is more on show that has to be 'faded out' when it hits the USA screens. Seems the Brits have less inhibition about showing dangly bits.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: skipy
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:08 AM

bras, close to my heart!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:09 AM

In a sense I think it is because we are prudes...our censors will not allow all the "naughty bits" to be seen (except in appropriately rated movies) and we are much more self conscious about such things than the rest of the world, IMHO.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:13 AM

Skipy - pretty close to mine too... like my boobies.

My tits on the other hand, are out in the garden, desperately trying to make the most of the sunny weather but failing miserably due to the wind.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:17 AM

Becca - very true. Having come from the UK I find it quite quaint. I love the use of 'restroom' for toilet and 'bath tissue' instead of toilet paper.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:25 AM

Exactly, Jacqui. And yet we are also probably the most boorish bunch on the planet with anything other than S.E.X. Go figure. My favorite expression referring to the toilet is from my grandmother...she used to say she had to "pay the water bill". I couldn't for the life of me figure out how water could be so expensive that she had the pay the bill several times each day!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:38 AM

My father's favourite phrase was to 'have a run out'.... I knew that's what they did with flags but wondered what the hell he was doing in our toilet with flags.

You're quite happy to have CSI:Blood, Guts and Gore on seemingly 24hrs a day, 5 channels, but one pert little botty is 'tidy whitied' out.... go figure!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: GUEST, Topsie
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:41 AM

If you only 'spend a penny' each time it takes ages.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:42 AM

Oh well, yeah, Liz we LIVE for violence...as long as there are no ding dongs showing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:47 AM

"one pert little botty is 'tidy whitied' out"

What language is that???????


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:49 AM

Mine Ron... mine!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:50 AM

There seems to be an anti-nudity backlash in Hollywood films. If one compares today's films with those of the '70s or '80s, nudity was treated much more naturally back then. I don't know if the ratings criteria have changed or if it's self-censorship.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:52 AM

Blame Tipper Gore. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:58 AM

Or could it be that we just don't have people who look good nekkid anymore... Kevin Costner was nekkid in 'Dances with Wolves' but he had a stunt bum for 'Robin Hood'... There were a few years between those films. Maybe he realised that after a certain amount of pies, botties should just not be seen nekkid.

I mean... can you imagine Jack Nicolson nekkid now? Zsa Zsa Gabor?? Warren Beatty????

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:01 AM

Hmmm....I just had a nice little moment in my head with my own version of Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny, Orlando, please don't fight over me)...but a firm "no thank you" to Jack Nicolson....


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:08 AM

The ratings folks have been hard on nudity ever since the 1930s. There might have been more of it in the 1970s, but I don't think it was any easier to get it there without the ratings clobbering it. Violence, on the other hand, gratuitous and bloody, fills the screen with barely a blink from the censors.

They're afraid of making suggestions to kids. If they see sex they might want to do it. We know that this is true, right? No teens having sex because the movies won't show it to them.

I see flawed logic in creating a binary of sex vs violence in film, and I'm not suggesting that they are the only things that need consideration in ratings. If the idea is not to offend some and make suggestions to other with graphic sex scenes, why doesn't the thinking go that way with movie violence? I don't think the interest in sex and the interest in violence come from the same parts of the brain or the same socialization practices, but the tiny brains who see sex as naughty and suggestible ought to jump to the conclusion that violence can be viewed in the same way. They'd be placing restrictions on it for the wrong reason, perhaps, but they'd at least acknowledge that graphic, in your face film violence isn't good for anyone in most instances.

Personally, I wish they'd set up an "insipid" meter. That would blow a lot of films out of the water.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:14 AM

Shortly before Christmas, the business section of my paper had an article about retailers' sales figures. It said that retailers were disappointed in sales of sophisticated new TV's. They were having to slash prices to get people to buy them at all.

They should have asked me. I could have told them that people are tired of ever-more sophisticated television sets that broadcast ever-more stupid programming.

By my estimate, there are only 800 adults in the nation (U.S.) who actually watch TV anymore. Adults who have one favorite show a week and watch only that are more numerous, possibly several million.

A couple years ago I wanted to play Mouret's Rondeau, the theme from Masterpiece Theatre. I kept asking people if Masterpiece Theatre was still on, and if so, was that still the theme. All I got was blank looks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:25 AM

The idea of seeing Jack Nicholson nekkid does not particularly appeal to me but...
I think it would be nice if it were more acceptable. People out here actually age, imagine that. If we could see those changes in popular culture real folks might not spend so much money pretending to be younger than they are.

When Suzanne Sommers house burnt down the other day she was interviewed on TV. I was surprised at how wrinkly she looked, especially around the mouth. After I thought about it a bit I decided that I liked it that way. Some aging stars look like they have plastic wrap for skin and I find that much less appealing than the idea of seeing Nicholson's bum.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:30 AM

Masterpiece Theater is still on, but they have changed the content so much in recent years that I never watch it. I haven't seen Mystery! for a long time either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:38 AM

MAster Who?LOL!

It's about the Puritans, ya see. They got kicked out of Europe for being too obsessive to live with, booted out by the Anglicans in the UK, and went and made life miserable for themselves and the native American gang in Massachusetts because no-one else would have them. These are the folks who invented the bundling board and the bathing gown, the black rectangle for hiding body parts in pictures and films, and the idea of censoring booklists in the public library, a concept they borrowed from a Muslim troop commander namede Amr bin al 'Ass whose caliph Umar suggested it.

The idea is to suppress physical urged in order to clarify the mind for good works and such.

But we also have a strong tradition of joie de vivre, youthful zest, manly exuberance, and love.

So it's a problem.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: artbrooks
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:47 AM

Jacqui, do people in Maine actually say "bath tissue?" "Toilet paper" or "TP" is the standard word/phrase here. Of course, Maine was once part of Massachusetts....

Actually, we don't have a curtain in the house, but we do have, and use, wooden blinds. And I can't think of a single neighbor that I would want to look at through a telescope!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:50 AM

I agree, KB!

We wacthed Mystery! several times from late Fall until the New Year, SRS. Some of them were new, thankfully.:-)

What really gets me is when, even on cable the nudity, even slight, is blocked with a blue blob. If I am paying for non-local television, I do not expect it to be censored. Yet, turn on any afternoon local network talk show or soap and a child can learn all about infidelity, dysfunctional families, murder, mayhem, and some nudity, etc. So, the theory that only those things are to be aired after childrens' bedtime is a bunch of BS. I think it all reflects the moral minority, bush et al and their hypocrisy. Everybody grab a fig leaf!

We get two Spanish language channels. For some reason their risque plots and filming are not subject to the same as above. And, they are not at all prudish.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Alice
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:53 AM

Ah, yes, movies and tv programs show how Americans really live.... give me a break! You can't really believe that Hollywood portrays reality!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 11:04 AM

A lot of women keep their bras on during sex, I am one of those who like it, so what harm are they doing ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: skipy
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 11:10 AM

I sometimes keep mine on!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 11:58 AM

KB in Iowa favored us with this:

The idea of seeing Jack Nicholson nekkid does not particularly appeal to me but...
I think it would be nice if it were more acceptable. People out here actually age, imagine that.


How about the absolute courage of Kathy Bates, in the hot-tub scene in About Schmidt, showing all of her less-than-fashion-model figure in the tub with Nicholson? That woman is a real professional actress!

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: kendall
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 01:16 PM

Artbrooks, actually, if you look at a map of the whole region, you will see that Maine is much larger than Massachusettes, so it follows that Massachusettes was part of Maine. We escaped in 1820.

Toilet paper is generally accepted here, but I always call it "sheet music"


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 02:07 PM

Art - in the supermarket it is called 'bath tissue'. Threw me for a while when I first started shoppping over here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: skipy
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 02:13 PM

In Lancashire in the 50s it was "newspaper squares"!
I know, I had to cut it up & thread it on a string!
Oh! Happy days!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 02:20 PM

In southern Minnesota farm country in the '50s, it was last years Sears or Montgomery Ward catalog.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Mo the caller
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 02:32 PM

Then again 'toilet' was a euphemism once


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 04:03 PM

Yep, show a million murders a year on American TV, in every disgusting conceivable fashion.

But let one tit flip out...


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 04:04 PM

And bro-in-law calls toilet paper "shit tickets".


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Rowan
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 04:16 PM

Cutting newspaper into squares for the dunny? Youse are really queer!

But I liked that really fat old tart who paraded around naked in the health spa in "Little Britain"....she had dangly bits to die for. Makes those reality TV shows look sickly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: kendall
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 05:20 PM

Only in America will you see two men in a ring beating the crap out of each other with the sole intent to disable and do as much damage as possible to another human being, yet, never show two people making love.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 05:30 PM

Massa chew sits was founded by pilgrims who came from my home town in Dorset..... but I'm perfectly happy with boobies, hoo-ha's and botties on display.

Just not whilst I'm eating, OK?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 05:43 PM

Then there's the fascination with weird sex in Canadian films.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:19 PM

It all ends up being angry sex with Maury Chaykin in a phone booth or you genitals pickled in a mason jar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM

Jeez, a ten minute EDIT button would be nice around here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:42 PM

'Then there's the fascination with weird sex in Canadian films.'


I knew I had some Canadian blood in me somewhere.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 06:44 PM

Awright, awright! Let's class this thread up! Enough with the toilet paper.

To get back to the original query, it was: I've noticed that in a lot of films and TV shows from the US that many apartments in city tower blocks don't seem to have, let alone use, curtains.

Dazbo, once again TV fails to portray the true life of the American people. In general, a rental property has to have shades of some kind in the windows. If the shows you watch are about young professionals in big cities renting apartments and shagging like crazy in them, then the apartments should shades or blinds to be legal and realistic.

However, once the American woman switches from being a renter to a property owner, watch out! Suddenly all these drapery-buying hormones swing into play. An American picture window just isn't right unless it's completely buried by draperies. You might leave the the blind in place, then you add sheers, next the drapes proper, and to top it off a valence, window scarf or swag. Tiebacks, preferably elegant, finish the look.

This applies to windows that face the street. Other windows can be more open to the world.

Someday a builder will figure out that he doesn't need to put windows in the front of a house at all. Builders will just apply woodwork to the blank walls, omitting the glazing, and allowing Madam to drape it to her heart's content.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: JennieG
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:05 PM

>then you add sheers, next the drapes proper, and to top it off a valence, window scarf or swag. Tiebacks, preferably elegant, finish the look<

LOL Leenia....are you referring to the windows, or the bras?

As a local songwriter said in a song about this topic (referring to movies) -
"It's all right to kill, but not to kiss"!

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:08 PM

"You may be a redneck if..."

Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:39 PM

Another thing, you rarely see anybody in American films do a really huge fart, and never when they're having a shag. Neither partner in the throes of sexual ecstasy, ever says - hang on! I've got one coming.....!

I think maybe, they're just nicer than we are.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Rowan
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:08 PM

I thought it was only us normal people who had normal body functions. And normal body parts, if it comes to that. Are you trying to tell us that people in American films aren't normal?


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:09 PM

Seen Kevin Kline in A Prairie Home Companion yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Don Firth
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:33 PM

But I don't wear a bra. Not even when I'm having sex.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:21 PM

And I don't wear a curtain, not even whilst I'm having sex...


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 05:45 AM

Can the American film industry explain how people in films manage to have sexual intercourse whilst fully dressed ?

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Slag
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 06:21 AM

You've all over looked the American rating system for movies. Here's how it works:

G-Fully clothed, a lingering kiss with a slow fade to the next morning
PG-Mostly clothed, a big slobbery kiss in bed and a slow fade to morning.
R- The bra comes off, butt cheeks in view, the kiss starts on the lips and slides down to at least the navel. No fade to anywhere.
X-Full frontal nudity and simulated intercourse but no bodily fluids. No fade.
XXX-Nudity but may include high heels and such. Detailed close-ups of the proceeding, bodily fluids and all, endlessly in the most contrived situations and positions you can imagine.

And then there's the Discovery Channel for the whole family where they drive a fiberoptic camera up the vagina and we all observe the miracle of conception and just about all that may entail.

The more you look the more you see.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: kendall
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 07:46 AM

In the film, Excaliber, Arthur got it on dressed in full armor.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 08:02 AM

Sorry Kendall, that was Uther, Arthur's father, at Arthur's conception.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 11:01 AM

Maury Chaykin, Cluin? Nero Wolff in a kinky sex scene? Boggles the mind, it does!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 12:56 PM

Sex in a suit of armour.......

did just the man have a suit of armour? did he keep his helmet on? what about the falcon on his gauntlet, did it sit there throughout?. perhaps they had one of those little lifting cranes and the odd varlet and a couple knaves would hoist him on and off his mount. he would go, Ho Varlet!Hence have I come! Hoist me back into the saddle, replace my appendage into its codpiece! and try not to bend it double this time.....

Mind you it explains a lot. That's how they knew it was the Black Knight - it wasn't just that stupid bloody feather sticking out of his head.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 12:58 PM

LOL.

If you saw the film your description ain't too far wrong!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Greg B
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 03:15 PM

For a while the series NYPD blue was notorious for buttocks-shots.
As well as regular use of 'colorful' language. ('Asshole' was
common, as well as phrases like 'up in Ossining getting accu-
puncture up his dirt-chute.)

It was on regular network TV. Now, in reruns on the cable-only
Turner Network they've gotten rid of the both the buns and the
colorful language, which kind of blunts much of the humor.

In common with other TV programs and movies set in New York, it
seems that everyone in it can afford either a loft or a place
with three bedrooms and 1800 square feet. Wait until you see
REAL New York apartments that the average middle-class person
can afford! Anything from the movie Single White Female to
Seinfeld, to the Odd Couple, all the way back to I Love Lucy---
lots of space. Now 'The Honeymooners,' that place was more
like reality!

As to curtains--- when I bought my condo (which happens to be
1800 square feet) out in Bucks County, PA, I promptly pulled
down all of the expensive curtains that the prior owner had
installed, replacing them with various sorts of blinds and
valances. There's a decorative curtain in the dining room
and one in the guest room. That's it. Then again, I'm a guy.

Interesting statistic, though: more telescopes are sold
per capita in Manhattan than anywhere else. So there
clearly is some peeking going on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 03:51 PM

I'm gradually reducing the number of curtains downstairs, but then I'm old enough not to screw on the sofa or dining room table any more...


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 05:57 PM

If you want to be boggled, Watch this flick, SRS.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 08:36 PM

I have a lovely couple living facing me. The lady of the house is beautiful. Sadly I can see her curtains, but not her bra. I live in hope !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 08:38 PM

Watch the clothesline and be patient.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: kendall
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 09:27 PM

We have both in the computer room, and every day a male Cardinal lands on the bottom of the upper window frame and looks us over, then flies away. I'd let him come in, but Seamus is a bird dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: JennieG
Date: 12 Jan 07 - 11:50 PM

Hey bird dog git away from my quail......

Sorry Kendall, 'cardinal' neither rhymes nor scans!
Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 02:04 PM

Bird dog...the only bird that dog is interested in is the roasted chicken Jacqui made for dinner...he leads the casual life, after all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: kendall
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 02:34 PM

Now don't you go and find fault with ma dawg missy! Ahll bounce a rifle ball off'n yo punkin haid!

What cartoon character used to talk like that?


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Don Firth
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 03:09 PM

Snuffy Smith?

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Don Firth
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 03:15 PM

Just a guess, but he seemed sort of likely.

Clicky.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 03:20 PM

And the bras and curtains that Snuffy Smith brings into sharp focus are . . . ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 03:22 PM

Cluin, that looks like an interesting premise--and it also looks like a first cousin to The World of Henry Orient.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 04:11 PM

The movie isn't as interesting as it sounds, SRS. In fact, it's quite tedious and by the end you feel like slapping every character in it. I have a distinct memory of a scene with Maury Chaykin, standing naked, knee deep in a lake yelling, "Stop looking at my penis!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 04:31 PM

I tried replacing my curtains with bras but they cut out too much light :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 04:48 PM

Try the reverse.

Just let me get my camera first.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Don Firth
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 05:27 PM

Bit of trivia.

Early on, a fellow named Barney Google joined the cast with Snuffy Smith and the strip became know as "Barney Google and Snuffy Smith." In 1954, Barney Google left the strip, and no one seems to know what became of him. Well, after trying a variety of new careers that didn't work out for him, recently he started an internet search engine. . . .

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 07:34 PM

I'm an ABC addict (UK digital, channel 15) and I've noticed 2 programmes have similar setups. 'Hope & Faith', about a married woman with 2 daughters, 1 son, whose sister moves in with them but lives in an appartment over the garage; and '8 Simple Rules' - a widowed woman (was married but John Ritter played her husband and when he died, they wrote it into the show) with 2 daughters, 1 son, her father and her nephew who live in the basement. The daughters on both shows share a room.

Here's the thing. The external shots of the house show at least 3 floors on each, with at least 4 windows on each floor and the internals show two staircases both opening out into the same room..... so why are these extra relatives living in converted garages and sharing basements?

Do ALL Americans have huge houses with only 3 bedrooms and a staircase each? I'm very confused.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 07:38 PM

Never mind the house stories, what about the bras ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: JennieG
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 09:20 PM

Isn't there an old song "Barney Google with his goo-goo-googly eyes"?

Geez I haven't heard that song since I was wee sprog.....

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Jan 07 - 10:25 PM

I lived in a building once that had two staircases up to the bedrooms and it was very nice. But it isn't common, at least in MY experience (in a socio-economic group that manages a second story and a basement, but usually only one staircase between floors).

Eight Simple Rules was actually a very funny program, we watched it every week for the first year or two. But when John Ritter died they had to figure out how to replace their star, and it was difficult. I like James Garner but never quite figured out why David Spade was in there. As viewers, we drifted away.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 12:26 AM

Yup. The song was pretty obviously about the comic strip character. Barney Google's eyes were one of his most noticeable features.

Here's city slicker Barney Google with his mountain-dwelling, moonshining friend. Clicky

How did I find this? I . . . um . . . googled it.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 04:48 PM

I must be a sad individual then because I like David Spade.... CJ brings out some deeply DEEPLY hidden maternal streak in me..... Ye Gods!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 05:33 PM

I like him okay, I just never figured out what he was doing on the program. We missed some episodes and then one night, there he was.


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Subject: RE: BS: Curtains and Bras
From: Gurney
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 04:20 AM

Jeez, Kendal, what's a bird got to do to get a feed 'round your way?
Get plucked?


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