BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: dianavan
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 09:27 PM

Gordon Campbell, the facist, Premier of British Columbia.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: GUEST,Globulent Misofist
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 05:08 PM

Raptor's dietician!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: s6k
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 12:32 PM

yeh i want to REALLY hurt those people.

oh wait.. you are top of my list!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: el ted
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 11:17 AM

People who trawl round all the threads simply to collect the 100th post without contributing anything meaningful to said thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 11:13 AM

s6k, anything to oblige. All you have to do now is find me..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: s6k
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 10:52 AM

i dont know but i ran out of people to punch so thought you lot might like one ?

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Mooh
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 10:41 AM

Well, the joke for a long time about Bullroney was...

What's long and flacid and hangs between Ronald Reagan's legs? Mulroney's chin.

Bastard.

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Raptor
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 10:08 AM

Whats up yer but?

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: s6k
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 10:02 AM

i want to punch everyone who has visited this thread

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 12:41 PM

This sort of thing wasn't a problem for the Sioux or Cheyenne, because there were no property lines or fences anywhere...and a lot less people per unit of land! Dogs (and people) could always find a handy place to relieve themselves without causing offence to anyone.

Sigh. The good old days. Now you've gotta seach all over the city for a place where you can even use a washroom without being forced to buy something first.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: s6k
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 11:23 AM

i want to punch gareth gates. but not mildly.

i also want to punch the horse

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: s6k
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 11:02 AM

Do it sweet! and bite them too... that will definately keep them in line for the rest of their natural lives... i should know

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: GUEST,van
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 11:00 AM

I'll settle for the dog shitters. Caught one letting their's crap in my garden. "It's only having a pee" how the hell did she know before the bitch sqatted. "I wouldn't let it crap in someone's garden". Well it or some other bugger's had been regularly. Since then she hasn't walked her dog past my house. Perhaps we shouldn't mildly punch them in the face but gently crap on their doorsteps.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Sweetfia
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 10:31 AM

Now that would be funny to watch!

Is it bad to punch someone younger than ya? Cos if it's not then i would like to lay out my sister and all her stupid loud-mouth mates downstairs right now...then i might have some peace!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 09:08 AM

Thanks for sharing that story, Deckman.

My newest thought is to get a camera and when I see someone begin to leave the scene of the crime (there's a 500 pound fine which I've yet to hear anyone give a shit about..pun intended) I'll run up and start snapping pics of them and doggie. I'll then tell them I intend to send these in to the police along with where and when they were snapped....

Then again, that's a lot of work. It would really just be easier to pick it up (yes, I'll have a baggie over my hand...I'm not completely nuts) and THROW it at them...THEN take the pics!..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM

Excellent! My hero! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Deckman
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 05:56 AM

When I was smaller, and I was once, my brother and I put a large amount of dog shit in a paper bag. We then put it on our neighbor's front porch (concrete) and lit it. Then we rang the doorbell and ran into the woods across the street. He opened the door, saw the fire and stomped it out with his foot. I can still hear him cussing. And yes, the shit came from his dog!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 07:15 PM

I'm with Bruce and Steve: Brian (ugh) Mulroney. He was a disaster for the entire country. He can stick it in his Guccis.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: steve in ottawa
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 07:09 PM

I'm with Bruce: Brian Mulroney (an ex prime Minister of Canada).

You know, I've never heard of a Canadian who admits to liking the guy? (save only one neo-conservative professor on a polit-list who spends half his time in the states.)

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 08:10 PM

bill -- yeah, she probably does that too. it's the fight she picked with david letterman that has me shaking my head... not that letterman is such a smoothie, but the contrast between how she handled herself and how he handled himself was boggling. course, he has a better pulpit. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 03:14 PM

Pavement cyclists. Car drivers using mobile 'phones while driving. Young men who are slimmer and better looking than me (vast numbers of 'em) Most teenage boys, the end is listless.........

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 01:42 PM

emily---the one with the misplaced EMPHASIS on the wrong WORDS in her SPEECH? I think she's trying to be 'perky' like the young newsladies in other venues.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: GUEST,An English Patriot
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 01:35 PM

Myself for saying and doing some many stupid things.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 01:24 PM

that snotty CNN anchorwoman and the snotty producer that hired her

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 01:10 PM

Ellenpoly - the correct treatment of these filthy antisocial bastards is to follow them with a plaggie bag in your hand, when the dog craps let it and its owner move off a little way, put your hand in the plaggie bag and pick the turd up, follow them at a discreet distance until they reach their home and have gone inside, then place the turd, nestling in the plaggie bag, on their doorstep and move smartly away to a suitable observation point (i.e one that offers concealment), throw a suitably-sized stone at their front door and wait and watch. Their expression on finding their own dog's shite nesting in a plaggie on their doorstep is priceless! :0) :0)

Johnny :0)

PS: It's good if you can run fast, in case you get spotted! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Raptor
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 09:43 AM

Ellenpoly
I'd pay you a great deal of money to see that!

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 04:22 AM

I don't want to punch anyone in the face...BUT I DO want to take the dog shit that people let their dogs leave on the sidewalk, as they scuttle away pretending it's not their pet who made that poop-AND THROW IT AT THEM! Yes I do. I have fantasized doing this on more than one occasion, and as I get older and crazier, just might do it one day....you have all been duly warned...xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: jacqui.c
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 04:12 AM

Just thought I'd see if you were paying attentin LH. Disappointed that Brucie didn't add the the squawk - he got too interested in the goat!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 10:39 PM

Sister, friend, aunt, whatever!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 09:51 PM

Brain Mulroney is the world record holder for chins. He was known at one time as "the chin that walks like a man". He was a counterbalance in Canada's onetime Progressive Conservative Party to Joe Clark, who had very little chin.

I am surprised at the controversy that has erupted around my goat, Persephone. I had not realized she was such a swinger. I'll try and find out if she has a sister, Bruce.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 08:58 PM

Next to Brian Mulroney (an ex prime Minister of Canada), Jay has the record.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Once Famous
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 08:41 PM

Doesn't Jay Leno have the biggest chin anyone could possibly have?

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 07:42 PM

Some f#ckin' friend you are, LH. Lend out your female goat knowing full well that the nights are cold and lonely in Alberta. What do we get out here? Yeah, penguins. Right.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Amergin
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 07:38 PM

I think everyone's already had your goat, LH....she sure does get around...what a floozy..

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 07:20 PM

They're just trying to get my goat, that's all...

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 07:16 PM

Poofter? It's a joke, right?

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Amergin
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 06:21 PM

Bob Dylan....






















BG

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 06:02 PM

You can't MEAN that, jacqui!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 05:57 PM

Rupert Bendringham.

Don't ask...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 05:42 PM

William Shatner.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Firecat
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 05:38 PM

Who do I want to mildly punch in the face? Good question. Let's start with Simon Cowell, then move on to politicians, then Michael Grade, then Trinny and Susannah, then Ricky Gervais, then about 259 million other people. And it wouldn't be mild. If you hear about any of the above named people having broken noses, you will know that I have been using the "Fire" bit of my name!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Mr Red
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 05:09 AM

that pesky Horse .......

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 04:43 AM

Good Lordy!!! You are all a load of poofters!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: alanabit
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 04:36 AM

I know how you feel Kendall. Still, with a mouth that size you might not even touch the sides!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 04:02 AM

At the risk of intiating thread-drift and another Armageddon-style argument - isn't that a f***ing good reason for banning gun-ownership?

Johnny (having nothing more pressing to do and being ever-so-slightly mischievous on this fine Sunday morning) :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 03:58 AM

I'll go along with the litterbugs. Particularly the redneck assholes around here that are too damned lazy to dig a hole and bury the remains of deer carcasses after they've cleaned them. So they just throw them on the roadsides.

Probably wouldn't be a real good idea to punch them in their faces, though. It's apt to just piss 'em off and they do have guns. It's a lot safer to just shoot the sonsabitches.

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 03:27 AM

All Folk-Nazis. :0(

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: Kaleea
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 01:54 AM

Golly gee, I'd hate to ruin a perfectly good manicure by punching the lights out of some son-of-a-bush, his pappy, & his bubba brother, & perhaps the vice pres in charge of paper clips & undisclosed locations, & perhaps a few more critters who speak from both sides of their mouth with dubbya--uh--oops, I mean, double---for-ked tongues!      
    But, of course, I'm not at all a violent type of person. So I'll just cheer on the rest of you 'till certain personages who commit massive-lies-of-mass-destruction present their mugs to me for punching.

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: LadyJean
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 11:06 PM

I've wanted to punch George W in the nose since I worked on the 2000 Census, and he made my job harder the son of a Bush!

Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face
From: kendall
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 10:57 PM

I'd like to punch Bush in the mouth, but I'd be afraid he might retaliate by invading Holland