Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Gareth Date: 09 Oct 01 - 03:07 PM Sorry Try again Clivk here The Quatermastrs Stores Gareth |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Gareth Date: 09 Oct 01 - 02:40 PM Mooman
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 09 Oct 01 - 02:10 PM Hey Richard, Roslyn park, I used to play for "Old Aleyniens" and "Streatham and Croyden" Did you ever play Rugby netball on Clapham common? 1968-70 ish?< I didn't list all my injuries, they sort of extend a bit with various tears, twists and breaks don't they? The best game ever !!! |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: mooman Date: 09 Oct 01 - 05:52 AM P.S. Eric...like you, several broken fingers and toes, twice in hospital with concussion, a gouged eye, cartilage damage to both knees, forced my premature retirement from this finest of sports! I find the music slightly less violent although have no been totally free of "music injuries" either! mooman |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: mooman Date: 09 Oct 01 - 05:45 AM Maybe it's because I played for softie Southern teams (Reading University 1st XV and Rosslyn Park) but I can't remember "The Quartermaster's Stores" even though I sung it often enough (usually while streaking through the streets of Reading frightening the local denizens) and can't find it in the DT. Can anybody bring back fond memories? BTW, I remember "As I was walking by St Paul's" going down particularly well after we had beaten the said St Paul's Physical Training College 1st XV away and were enjoying their hospitality! mooman |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,Myra Proach Date: 08 Oct 01 - 07:44 PM That's it, Snuffy. Just a slightly different version of the same vile, disgusting song. Thanks for posting it. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Snuffy Date: 08 Oct 01 - 07:35 PM In England that usually starts "The Mayor of Bayswater, he had such a lovely daughter" and it's here MAYOR OF BAYSWATER'S DAUGHTER in the DT database. WassaiL! V |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,erstwhile rugger hugger Date: 08 Oct 01 - 04:57 PM Myra, I almost got kicked out of my town house in Toronto years ago after I invited my rugger boyfriend and his rugger pals to a party and they commenced singing, at the top of their "puerile" lungs, songs like "Mariah MacNaughter, the vicar's fair daughter, The hairs on 'er dickie-die-do hung down to 'er knee. One black one, one white one, and one with a bit o' shite on, The hairs on 'er dickie-die-do hung down to 'er knee." (tune: The Ash Grove) Fortunately, I can't remember any more of it. Maybe we'll be lucky and no one will muddy the 'cat with the rest of it. But I wouldn't count on it. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 08 Oct 01 - 02:31 PM Thankee all, I din't see "away with rum" cos i woz frisky with the whisky. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: The Walrus at work Date: 08 Oct 01 - 01:58 PM Guest, I think the one Eric is after is the one in the Database as AWAY WITH RUM. Does anyone know a slightly older version, "More beer and Bugger the Band of Hope" ?
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: SINSULL Date: 07 Oct 01 - 11:30 PM Anybody visit the auction lately. There is a collection of rugby songs up for sale. Smutty lot, too. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST Date: 07 Oct 01 - 11:25 PM Sir Viking,
Ah...be ye a little disoriented by the scrum or the rum or is it the mead that sent you to seed?
I posted yer ruddy Salvation Army song, right over yer soddy head on 05-Oct-01 17:58 |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,Myra Proach Date: 07 Oct 01 - 10:46 PM This thread is entirely puerile and disgusting! Myra BTW, why hasn't anyone posted "Mariah MacNaughter?" |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: pavane Date: 07 Oct 01 - 06:14 PM Have you tried this site? Smutty songs etc |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 07 Oct 01 - 03:10 PM Glad you play a proper game and don't wear armour like softies! (Hehe) Good luck. I once cracked 3 ribs in a crunching tackle, about 4 months later in a return match, same team, I did them again! Never did again after that, but bloody hell they ached for a good few years.Good luck, I only gave up at aged about 38 because I couldn't afford to have my anle tendons stitched on.(They're healed, but not too strong) |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,John 3:16 Date: 07 Oct 01 - 02:22 PM Erik, I was a 35 year old rookie with a division III club in the Midwest last year. When my shoulder, ankle, and ribs completely heal, I am going to get back into it this year. In the meantime, the songs posted here help to keep me motivated.
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 07 Oct 01 - 11:34 AM So John 36 49 36, you are really a rugger in disguise! Or is it if you can't beat them join them? League or Union? If this is so......then, I have to say I am not usually caught like a fish and played so well. Thanks for the laugh. But if you think you can gain an insight into satanic practices in scrumms, the lechery of loose rucks and mauls and the baths after, you are very much mistaken my friend. I bet you have scabs and are confined to the showers!!!! And only drink ginger beer shandy. By the way, you're not coming to Llanstock are you? What about "Away with Rum" the song of the salvation army? No one has listed that yet! |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Paul from Hull Date: 06 Oct 01 - 04:06 PM Hmmm...it's THIS one: 'John, Chapter 3, Verse 16' "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Which coincidentally reminds me of somethhing that is PROBABLY now a Rugby song, though I've only heard of the Parachute Regiment singing it (as I have posted elsewhere on Mudcat...*G*): "There is a green hill far away, without a city wall, where our Dear Lord was crucified, He died to save us all Two, Three, Four.... FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW...." etc.... |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Paul from Hull Date: 06 Oct 01 - 03:53 PM Well, I'm curious enough to try & look it up now! *G* ....& you certainly provided plenty of entertainment value in my opinion! *S* |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,John 3:16 Date: 06 Oct 01 - 03:49 PM I dunno what is in that verse. I used it because that is often what people put on signs at various televised sporting events. My comments were for entertainment value given the colorful topic of this thread. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Paul from Hull Date: 06 Oct 01 - 03:29 PM Go on then, what is in 'John, Chapter 3, Verse 16'? Dunno whether you intended to or not, but you have 'stimulated' some good discussion here, & not particularly with the intention of 'winding people up' I feel.... Perhaps we need various 'classifications' of trolling... from say 'teasing', through 'mildly annoying', & all the way up to 'sociopathic' (& maybe beyond) for the real unfortunate types? |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,John 3:16 Date: 06 Oct 01 - 03:12 PM Paul from hull is correct. I had assumed that my fellow ruggers would start to get wise when John started talking about Zulus and tries, but I guess that too many concussions and shots of T-Dew can slow you down a bit. As someone who has stood on a pitch singing Father Abraham with my shorts pulled down around my ankles, let me say that I actually love the wide collection of songs that you all have listed. Bless you my children. Now go forth and sin some more... |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Paul from Hull Date: 06 Oct 01 - 03:00 PM Apologies for maybe stealing what should rightfully be YOUR line I suppose, Gareth, but all I can say to 'John' (who I strongly suspect to be a troll anyway) is: "Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the Goalposts of Heaven"
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Nigel.Parsons Date: 06 Oct 01 - 02:40 PM Gargoyle (I think it was he, but it's a long way up this thread!!) a suitable tune for Mary Ann would appear to be "The Lambton Worm" which I assume is in the index (Though I haven't checked) |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Jeri Date: 06 Oct 01 - 12:22 PM "You may laugh and shout gleefully at the sight of a rookie performing a Zulu or enthusiastically participate in spanking the bare buttocks of a birthday boy at a rugby party, but you are crying inside." Who told John Cleese about Mudcat? |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 06 Oct 01 - 12:07 PM Thankyou for fixing the link who ever did it. Hitler used the idea that the Jews killed Jesus as one of his ideas for the way he treated 6,000,000 jewish believers. Like I said I don't normally get caught in this debate, but for you I make an exception. (My apologies to those of you-I know there are many, (including friendsof mine)who hold their beliefs sacred, and if I am offending you please forgive me since it is not you I am mad at, you are tolerant like most of us and have defended the freedom to express what people say on the Mudcat,even if you disagree. In the same way I defend your right to put your comments in place, but with out insulting each other) but John, you are an arsehole. I played Rugby and shared my life with so many people nearly all of whom I have liked, they have had their faiths and beliefs, they have been of different races and cultures. Since I have little time to discuss this and it will spoil a good thread on songs that make people laugh, Perhaps you should try sex instead of wanking-it's more fun to procreate with someone else than on your own (OOh sorry, it's a sin-now I'm in trouble)Try sheep, they can't run away with your wellies on Perhaps God has a sense of humor after all, which is why he invented jesus. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Snuffy Date: 06 Oct 01 - 10:25 AM But diamonds are a girls best friend etc etc. No, Eric, that's the real version. Isn't the rugby version Durex, not diamonds? I'll teach you the reat at Llanstock. Wassail! V |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,John 3:16 Date: 05 Oct 01 - 09:25 PM Sure, mock someone who openly professes the true faith. It is only a sad pathetic attempt to hide your spiritual decay. You may laugh and shout gleefully at the sight of a rookie performing a Zulu or enthusiastically participate in spanking the bare buttocks of a birthday boy at a rugby party, but you are crying inside. You should change your ways. Instead of scoring tries for Satan, you should score them for Jesus Christ. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Gareth Date: 05 Oct 01 - 08:00 PM Sorry - the beer must have got to my HTML The verse should read
The rich man in his Castle, Gareth |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST Date: 05 Oct 01 - 07:28 PM This is hiding over in another thread - and deserves a little "air time" over here.
Generally I've heard it as an additional banter in between the verses of the "Salvation Army Temperance Song"
Salvation Army, Salvation Army
1. All the girls in my twon wear grass skirts. boo-
2. All the girls in my town are corks. boo-
3. In our town there is only one bar. boo-
4. All the girls in our town wear masks. boo-
5. In our town there are only six bubble dancersBOOOO
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Gareth Date: 05 Oct 01 - 07:02 PM Ah dear - as a former Rugby Plyer, hard drinking Welshman I would beg to suggest that those bible bosuns who complain should look at thier hymnal.
"All things bright and beautiful, Including the verse -
"The rich man in his Castle,
I may add - our Coach, in the youth team I used to play for many years ago, was the local Methodist Minister, one Frank May, he winced at some of the songs, he did not drink the ale, but was a damn fine man, and taught me the straight arm tackle with the verve of any Rhondda prop forward.
Aaaah! Happy days - them is so long ago that metal studs were allowed - I can remember sharpening them up on the cement outside the pavilion before going on field.
One of the reasons I keep a Moustasch is the scars I recieved kicked in the mouth trying to fall on a fly hacked ball - but never mind, we got the sod later in the game !! - He was stretcherd off with bruised testicles. - But we both came out of the Kent and Canterbury Hospital in time to enjoy a pint of five.
Incidently (apart from Cosher Bailey ) One of my favourites and party pieces is this one The Harlot of Jerusalem one of the many versions in circulation.
And having done my bit to promote religious understanding, its good night from
Gareth
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: alanabit Date: 05 Oct 01 - 06:29 PM Hasn't anyone posted "The Lady of the Manor" yet? It was always my favourite... |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST Date: 05 Oct 01 - 05:51 PM This is funny!!!! |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 05 Oct 01 - 05:46 PM And it don't say anything in the bible about Joseph and Mary never having a shag after jesus was born. By the way, My mother is dead-she would be proud of me! I have spent nearly all my adult life (except when shagging, singing dirty songs and having a good ol time) helping those less fortunate than me, for little reward or gain, but because I believe in the good of my fellow man and the need for committed help, not the misplaced concept of going to heaven because I lived the Christian life and feared some god or other who expected me to get down and worship it.-I don't want to get into this, but I, like many, have seen some real (what they think) Christians whom I wouldn't even give to lions, and some proper real humans with no religious beliefs of whom 1 is worth more than 20 so called religious zealots. So,. A poke with a bloke may be quite incidental And I'm not too old to play Rugby And ...Don't forget the Macc Lads And... |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 05 Oct 01 - 05:25 PM Thankee kindly sir-I'm a PAGAN,which is much older than other current trends in religion. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,John 3:16 Date: 05 Oct 01 - 04:55 PM Erik, I'll bet your Mother is very proud of you. I would think that someone who is apparently now too old to play ruggy would be mature enough to realize that it is a waste of time and energy to traffic in garbage like that. I would assume that most people on this board (at least the true Christians) are disgusted enough by the rugby songs and have no desire to explore the other genres that you have offered them. Your pseudo-Christian posturings are blasphemous. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 05 Oct 01 - 04:14 PM Sorry "The Macc Lads" ( C's) Try lyrics .com http://lyrics. Click here God didn't zap it, you forgot a bunch of HTML stuff. --JoeClone |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 05 Oct 01 - 04:11 PM Sorry "The Macc Lads" ( C's) Try lyrics .com http://lyrics. |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: Eric the Viking Date: 05 Oct 01 - 03:48 PM John I'm with you, these disgusting songs remind me of when I was younger and played 1st team rugby, Oh how I repenteth my evil doings and would that my tongue could be cut out and trampled on by horn-ed beasts.But now (of course) such evil songs would never cross my angelic lips and foul the veritable air with such utterances of Saxon and Viking derivation. APART from the rugby songs, some of us who have been educated into the way of heavy metal etc (Of course H/M is a bit like S/M but the pain is in your ears after a real good gig) Please check out "The Mac lads" Well known purveyers of disgusting lyrics, set to popular songs of the 60's and 70's. They are so disgusting that I have had to go and see them at least 4 times and buy their albums because Allah in his infinate wisdom gave us ears that we should listen and eyes that should see all the "evil that men do" (Iron maiden song)Many of these, I am sure because it says in the bible-Seek and ye shall find, would be good for a folk gig that gets a bit rockish (like Steeleye S and Fairport C etc). So evil doers check out for these disgusting perverted wrong doers and spread the word so that all men of evil might be dammed and cast into the pit. ps Blessed are the cheese makers |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 05 Oct 01 - 01:11 AM Ball Game Tune: Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Whip it out at the ball game |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 05 Oct 01 - 01:10 AM By the Light Tune: By the Light of the Silvery Moon
By the light (by the light, by the light),
By the light (by the light, by the light),
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 05 Oct 01 - 01:10 AM Bagpipe Song Tune: Scotland The Brave
* Substitute your Rugby Team for Edinburgh City*
Here's to the lassie with the black hairy assey
Then there was the jockey with his upstanding cocky
Then there was the Yankee who was wanking in his hanky
Then there was the queerie who was leering through his beery
Then there was the harlot making money in the car lot
Then there was the masher who was posing as a flasher
Then there was the Wenchy doing down-down on a benchy
Now the moral of this ditty is that when in Edinburough City |
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 05 Oct 01 - 01:09 AM As I Was Walking Tune: The Old Hundredth
As I was walking through the wood,
As I was walking through Saint Pauls,
As I was walking through St. Giles,
As I was walking down the street,
As I lay sleeping in the grass,
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,Johnl Date: 04 Oct 01 - 01:38 PM You could also try "Clementine" to the tune "Bread of Heaven", aka "Cwm Rhondda". I know it's clean, but it's still fun, and you can experiment with male voice harmonies, always a big hit with rugby teams. |
Subject: I Used to Work In Chicago From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 04 Oct 01 - 05:07 AM MonkeyBoy - We have Chicago in the DT, but here are some more of the verses you asked about
Chicago
CHORUS:
A lady came into the hatshop,
A lady came in for a water-bottle,
A lady came in for a sweater,
A lady came in for a ticket,
A lady came in for some coffee,
A lady came in for a cake,
A lady came in for a down quilt,
A lady came in for some lamp oil,
A lady came in for some Air Wick,
A lady came in for a sleeper,
A lady came in for some china,
A lady came in for some coffee,
A lady came in for some gin,
A woman came in for some service,
A lady came in for a diskette,
A woman came in for a bath mat,
A woman came in for a power drill,
A lady came in for a drink,
A lady came in for some Air Wick,
A lady came in for some dish soap,
A woman came in for some wood shoes,
A lady came in for a curtain,
AND: a woman came in for a:
ALSO: a man came in for a:
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 04 Oct 01 - 04:48 AM A simple tune known by most, easy to learn, good for Rugby
Favorite Things
MEN:
When the dawn breaks,
Penthouse and Playboy and something called Forum,
When I'm lonely,
WOMEN:
Men are useless,
Tight buns, silk undies, and erotic books,
When I'm thinking,
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 04 Oct 01 - 04:46 AM Within a previous MC discussion thread from July, 2000 we have a promise from GUEST-John Fineman Click here http://www.mudcat.org/Detail.CFM?messages__Message_ID=265885 for a Vicar/Tart song that never appeared.
Two days later we have a member Joe_F that gives us
However, here is perhaps the Scottish version (NOT in the DT) Mr. Fineman was searching for:
Monk of Great Renown Tune: ??? Suggestions?
There was a monk of great renown,
CHORUS:
His brother monks they cried in shame,
He met another by the mill,
He met another in the hay,
But when the Abbot cried, "Amen,"
His brother monks to stop his frolics,
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 04 Oct 01 - 04:45 AM Another that would do well in the Medical Disease Thread,
MONKEY BOY - You may want to drop by the UCLA Medical Hospitol for help on the correct pronunciations. Medical Love Song From: Monty Python
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile,
My penile warts, your herped, my syphilitic sores,
Our syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst,
CHORUS: Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballimitis,
My clapped out genitalia is not so bad for me,
My heart is very tender though my parts are awful raw,
CHORUS: Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballimitis,
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 04 Oct 01 - 04:42 AM So many of these would fall very well under the "medical thread" for diseases.
Mary Ann McCarthy
Mary Ann McCarthy, she went out to dig some clams.
She dug up all the mud there was in San Francisco Bay,
She waded in the water till her ass dug the sand,
She went to every party that the Army ever gave,
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Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 04 Oct 01 - 04:41 AM Now I LOVE "Ghost Riders" or at least I did, until a MC discussion led me to understand it was nothing more than "Jonny Comes Marching Home" with a change in tempo. Here is another parody.
GHOST MAGOTS Tune: Ghostriders in the Sky
The municipal sewerageman stood out upon the rim ('pon the rim, 'pon the rim),
CHORUS:
For six long days and weary nights he tried to stay afloat (stay afloat, stay afloat),
The moral of this story is if you should shovel shit (shovel shit, shovel shit),
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