Subject: Marrying Kind From: Rugger Date: 17 Mar 98 - 05:40 AM I'm looking for more verses to this classic rugby song. If you know of any, could you post 'em? Thanks. MARRYING KIND If I was the marrying kind, Which I thank the Lord I'm not sir, The kind of man that I would be, Would be a rugby... Prop, sir! Prop, sir? Why is that, sir? Because I'd support a hooker, And she'd support a hooker, And we'd all support a hooker together, We'd be all right in the middle of the night, Supporting hookers together. OTHER VERSES Prop #2 / bind tight Hooker in a scrum / strike hard Hooker in a lineout / stick it in the tunnel Lock / sniff butt Flanker / hold it in 8 Man / split cheeks Scrumhalf / put it in Flyhalf / whip it out Center three-quarters / pass it out Wing three-quarters / go hard Fullback / find touch Referee / blow hard Spectator on a sunny day / come again Spectator on a rainy day / come in rubbers Spectator on a rainy day #2 / get wet Spectator in the second half / wouldn't come Groundskeeper / trim bush Groundskeeper #2 / do lines Goalpost / stand erect Cleat / get screwed Boot / come in a box Whistle / get blown Team from far away / come for hours Field / grow weed Rulebook / get violated Ball / get pumped Water bottle / get sucked Halftime Orange / get eaten |
Subject: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying Kind From: Ferrara Date: 08 Nov 99 - 05:43 PM A local singer used to do this song. Only remember two verses and may have them wrong but I think they went like this:
If I were the marrying kind,
If... The kind of a man that I would wed Anyone know any more verses? Somehow this thing crept into my head lately and I keep singing the same two verses over and over. I need more verses so I can have some variety. Thanks. Rita F |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying K From: Melbert Date: 08 Nov 99 - 06:02 PM If I were the marrying kind which thank the Lord I'm not sir, The kind of a girl that I would wed Would be a scrum half's daughter. Then she'd put it in, and I'd put it in, We'd both put it in together, We'd be all right in the middle of the night, Putting it in together.
If I were the marrying kind which Sorry... can't remeber any more.
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying K From: Boarding Party (KC) Date: 08 Nov 99 - 07:34 PM If I were the marrying kind, which thank the Lord I'm not sir, The kind of a man that I would wed Would be a Rugby [Full back] And he'd [kick hard] And I'd [kick hard] We'd all [kick hard] together We'd be all right in the middle of the night [Kick]ing [hard] together ... grounds keeper ... fill holes ... full back ... find touch ... wing three quarter ... going hard ... centre three quarter ... pass it out ... fly half ... whip it out ... hooker ... strike hard ... big prop forward ... bind tight ... referee's whistle ... blow hard And my favorite from Bob Hitchcock ... half time orange ... get sucked
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Subject: Lyr Add: IF I WERE THE MARRYING KIND (rugby song) From: Micca Date: 08 Nov 99 - 07:39 PM If I were a marrying kind-- I thank the Lord I'm not, sir-- The kind of man that I would be Would be a rugby prop, sir. Cause I'd support a hooker And you'd support a hooker We'd all support a hooker together. We'd be all right in the middle of the night Supporting hookers together.
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying K From: Ferrara Date: 09 Nov 99 - 01:48 PM WOW! -- Thanks a lot to all!! -- Now I can keep my brain going in circles for hours without ever repeating a verse! KC, how about that!! What a surprise -- Good to see you here. Now would you pretty please give us the words to the Ash Grove parody?.... "And the hair...." etc... Frustrates me no end not to know the verses to that one. - Rita Ferrara |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying K From: Micca Date: 09 Nov 99 - 03:20 PM Rita do you mean "the Mayor of Bayswaterhads got a lovely daughter and the hair on her dickey-di-do ahngs don to her Knee"? if you do drop me a line I think Ive got the words somewhere |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying K From: Micca Date: 09 Nov 99 - 07:05 PM Wht the above should have said is- Rita do you mean "The Mayor of Bayswater has got a lovely daughter and the hair on her dickey-di-do hangs down to her Knee"? if you do drop me a line I think I've got the words somewhere |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE MAYOR OF BAYSWATER (rugby song) From: Boarding Party (KC) Date: 10 Nov 99 - 05:33 AM OK Micca, let's put this one together: THE MAYOR OF BAYSWATER (tune – ASH GROVE) (Bayswater is an (posh) area (and street) in London right by Kensington Palace/Gardens) Verse: The Mayor of Bayswater He had a lovely daughter Refrain: And the hairs on her dickey-dido Hung down to her knees. Chorus: And the hairs on her dikey-dido (3x) Hung down to her knees. One black one, one white one And one with a bit o' shite on And the hairs on her dickey-dido Hung down to her knees. Alternate chorus: (last two lines) ... And one with a little light on To show us the way Alternate Chorus: ... One black one, one red one and one that she bled on And the hairs on her dickey-dido Hung down to her knees. Verses: 'Twould take a Welsh miner To find her vagina. I've seen it, I've cleaned it I've been in between it. If she were my daughter I'd have them cut shorter It's as big as a mountain And pisses like a bloody fountain I've felt it, I've smelt it It's just like a bit of velvet Surely there must be other verses? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying K From: GUEST Date: 06 Jun 00 - 04:09 PM She came from Longforgan, with an arse like a barrel-organ She married a miller with a prick like a fucking pillar She married a porter with a prick like a three-inch mortar |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying K From: sophocleese Date: 06 Jun 00 - 04:52 PM She married an Italian with balls like a fucking stallion She divorced the italian and married the fucking stallion |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Rugby Song, If I Were the Marrying K From: Bert Date: 06 Jun 00 - 06:50 PM I chased her, I caught her, I gave her a baby daughter. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: If I Were the Marrying Kind (rugby song) From: Lighter Date: 25 Sep 19 - 09:57 AM Canadian Navy officer Hal Lawrence recalled hearing it in 1941 ("A Bloody War," 1979): “The laughing mob opened to receive us back in. A Wren was sitting on the bar, singing : If I were a marrying girl, Which thank the Lord I’m not, sir, The sort of man that I would wed Would be a rugby scrum-half. “The chorus roared out : Oh, he’d push hard And I’d push hard And we’d push hard together; We’d be all right in the middle of the night Pushing hard together. “My Polish friend jumped up alongside her, If I were a marrying girl, Which thank the Lord I’m not, sir, The sort of man that I would wed Would be a rugby quarter. Oh, he’d put it in And I’d put it in And we’d put it in together; We’d be all right in the middle of the night Putting it in together.” |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Marrying Kind (rugby song) From: GUEST Date: 25 Oct 19 - 11:43 AM Ball / bound in leather Referee’s hat / sit on a dick Scrum half / touch balls Wing / get none Flank / get off quick Fullback / get fucked |
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