Duel - MC Fat & Old Git

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 11:56 AM

And now his time is near,
and so he faces the final curtain
regrets he's got a few
he knows he's dead
he know for certain
MC Fat will win the day
and may I say
not in a shy way
I be there cheering right at the end
he'll be dead Friday

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 09:22 AM

NEVER TOUCHED HIM !!! I WAS IN OUR HOUSE WATCHIN' BANANA SPLITS !!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 07:13 AM

rape!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 06:00 AM

Yellow flower, what yellow flower ? I think therefore I am confused, could someone please elaborate on this yellow flower lark

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 18 Jul 03 - 03:47 AM

why anyone would want to pillage and plunder a little yellow flower is beyond me

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 08:02 PM

Rabbit, where do you think the Red Bull drink got it reputation from !
I have cheese, Olives, and some slim biscuits .............

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 07:08 PM

hmm - computer decided to take over then - or perhaps I was just being silent for once!!

Les the Pretender - will miss you and the good lady Mags and Lady Brid et al have a nice weekend - Happy birthday again Brid

My Lord Bulstrode of Kirklees and West Yorkshire ( sure you must have spent the evening in rape pillage and pluder) will look forward to the soiree have you the energy after all that cleaning though?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 07:04 PM

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 04:30 PM

see you on the field of battle at the appointed time!
when it is decided what field and what time


the rules of engagement sound fine!may the best man win! (this is beginning to sound like a wedding!)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Les from Hull
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 10:58 AM

Unfortunately I will not be able to attend the tourney at Saddleworth as my Good Lady and I have a prior engagement with the Lady de Brid and her sausages. May I wish the participants well.

Les - Pretender to the Throne of Hull.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 10:52 AM

I must warn the ladies that I have .........erm.........certain Bulges when dressed in such attire.

Lord Bulstrode de Wragtache of Kirklees



well, did a bit of plundering at lunchtime

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 10:44 AM

Owing to my scabby skin condition (psoraiasis) my second Sir Ragtash de Busltrode and the Lady Wobat of Glocar will be doing my swimsuit round

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 09:53 AM

Swimsuit round to be held beside the pool at Warwick (or beside the lake in Moor & Coast tent this weekend, if conditions permit.)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 07:13 AM

Still think there should be a swimsuit round....The rules of engagement look fine Me Lady Wedandwhite Wabbit. Think there should be a round for my twusty second Sir Ragtash

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 06:30 AM

Lady Wombata Matilda de Wragtache has requested the prescence of several of you good shelves to attend our canvas mansion, which will be sited on the Field Of Green, Uppermill over the Weekend for a cheese and wine soiree, time to be announced when final, delicate, discussions have taken place between myself and the fair and radiant Rabbit

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 05:02 AM

Do we have a time for the encounter, I am busy buffing my Lance in readiness, mace is already been buffed, shield polished to a shine, sword, dagger, axe sharpened, mustard gas conatiner checked, rat traps set (don't forget the cheese)
Please inform my Noble Marquis de Fats I shall to in readiness for the battle at his behove.

Yours in Chivalry

Lord Bulstrode de Wragtache of Colne and Holme

Might as well extend the territory whilst people are distracted

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 17 Jul 03 - 02:14 AM

is the BUT ..... because you really do want me my lord bulstrode? - no I dont mean in that way - you do have a one track mind!!

just returned from the Marquis de Fats castle - Wayne was noticeable by his absence - there was a decided lack of strawberries and cream due to MCFat being diverted from his quest to the supermarket by The Red House - he did provide a reasonable liquid supper though and then it was on to the basket weaving class before retiring. He is considering the conditions of the duel should a time and venue be sorted.

The rules of the modern joust say three attempts can be made by each entrant - looks like three rounds sires

A specialist round -shanty or burns depending on whether you are git or fat

An opponents round - singing in your opponents style

Free round - for you to pull out all the stops and sing the song of your choice

should either opponent fall or be fatally wounded during a song their second may continue the song


be warned though if in the free round you sing a song of the opponents genre and you win that round it will be the genre that will gain the points not the singer!


The rounds will be judged by clap-o-meter will little legs Padge being over all judge - his decision being final ( sorry Padge but you did offer)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 03:44 PM

Unloved perhaps, But ......................

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 16 Jul 03 - 02:05 PM

helloooo les long time no see. Mags guitar was just thrown on a chair at MCfats surrounded by all the other things he just throws on the chair - it looked all forlorn sitting there unwanted - unloved - I know just how it felt!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Les from Hull
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 05:08 PM

Aye, you need a lot of breath to sing Bateman.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 04:05 PM

I await with bated (or should that be Bateman's) breath

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 12:16 PM

I have only seen wayne once but I have seen his exercise chamber.
My lord McFat has kindly donated various bits of equipment for said exercise chamber to 'firm up' Waynes muscles - I will not intercede betwixt Wayne and Chantelle -Leanne anyone who is as fit as Wayne is too much of a man - or perhaps a mouse - for me!! I think MCFAT thinks wayne might be a descendant of King Athur as he has placed the tube in the hole to replicate events with the sword in the stone!

There will be no 'improper firming' Lord Bulstrode - I intend to study my basket weaving class and be very good but I will take the saddleworth programme with me so that discussions about the duel may take place!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:31 AM

Wayne is known to myself and my lady. He is a cunning creature who lodges at my castle rent free with his wench Chantelle-Leanne. He is furry creature who runs like a coward into his bolt hole when I come into his prescence. Lord Bulstrode I feel an outbreak of Burns 'Wee coorin timourous beastie Oh what a panic in thy breastie'......

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 08:13 AM

I trust My Lord MC Fat that this Wayne person is known unto you and can be entrusted withe the Rabbit Lady, I should not like to think that any improper firmimg up of details were carried on between them.
I look forward to retuning my instrument to your accord

Yours as always in Chivalry, single bloodymindedness and plenty of underhanded deviousness,

Lord Bulstrode Wragtache of Colne

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 05:17 AM

Ah basket weaving. Indeed a pursuit best done by girlies me thinks. Ah the visitation of my lady to Wayne's Castle could be used to 'firm up' the details of the duel Sir Rag.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 Jul 03 - 01:56 AM

goodness Rags - verily I am now confused - I dont remember a monkey unless you count the hairy ghoulie and he is definitely not rabbit fodder - I am pleased that the old rags is back with his insults - I have kind of missed them

I promise you that my liege McFat will be safe tonight - I am a guest at his castle and promise not to let down the drawbridge to any pretender to his throne I am to sleep in the high tower guarded by his trusty servant Wayne. I will not cast spell either nor add poison to his chalice - Hilsborough, Red House and Fagins wouldnt appreciate the drop in income or the value of their shares if he stopped drinking!!
To keep my safe and pure he has promised me an evening to look forward to - a light supper of strawberries and cream followed by a basket weaving class, some choral singing a night cap of liquid gold and then retiring. ( wish I could retire another 25 years to work aaaargh!)whats that I hear in the distance ' pieces of eight' ? could it be that an old sea dog might be intercepting our messages?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 07:10 PM

A ha, He sneaks from his snake pit, thinking that my leige is forsaken by his trusty and noble second (as he has remained silent for some time so as not be become entangled with a Lady of easy virtue). His actions fill me with spleen and rancour that extinguishes all the seeds of good nature, compaasion and humanity. I am told he has added yellow scallops to his yellow chevrons on a yellow shield, well his fate is already told, he comes to his doom, My Lord MC Fat, my I quote from an old ballad

He has gotten in part the shape of a monkey
but more of a monkey who can deny
he's the tread of a goose, the legs of a swan
a dainty fine king indeed
he is not qualified for his wife
because of the cruel midwifes knife
yet BUGGERING BENTINCK does please to the life
a dainty fine KIng indeed.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man .............and his loyal and trust second

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 02:14 PM

we still need to arrange details i.e. time , place ,exact form of contest
I thought we'd done that before then got distracted by thongs and things

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 01:03 PM

after all this time away and the amount of time you spend in taverners you should be refreshed by now!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 14 Jul 03 - 05:07 AM

refresh... refresh my lieges

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 13 Jul 03 - 02:46 PM

if you buy the air ticket my little american viking I will certainly fly over to see said production - now you are in possession of your very own jousting lance methinks perhaps thou couldst join the duel - thine seafaring nature however suggests that thou perhaps could second the old git and perchance take on MCFats second Raggytash oops forgot he has changed his name to Bulstrode.

If you keep looking in the skip you might find the rest of the craft and then could sail over to see us all

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 07:32 PM

Yestereen, as I was proceeding with Lady Hillary to see Henry V at the free theatre in Central Park, I noted a sailboard mast and sail by the side of the road. As an inveterate trashpicker and sailor, I could not resist rescue the of both both.

What to do, however, while in the theatre? I could not leave it on the car on the street as it probably would have been stolen.

As I carried the 15' mast up to the ticket booth, I asked to check the mast. The person behind the counter said he could arrange it but what was it. After significant discussion with the security drones, they agreed to allow us to stow what had become a jousting lance but refused to take responsibility for it. Lady Hillary and I camouflaged it as part of the fence surrounding the theatre. It was still there when we came for it after the play. If any one of you is in a position to come to see the Public's presentation before it closes, come see it. Definitely worth it.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 06:03 PM

RAGGY THOU ART STRANGELY SILENT!!

methinks perhaps wombat hath finally put a spell on you!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 12:17 PM

well s/he was dresssed as one on my screen -

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 05:46 AM

Lady?????????????????????

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 02:37 AM

I just tried the same Nick - she certainly wasnt what I had in mind as Athur Pendragon's half sister!! Big lady!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 02:33 AM

all i really wanted was raggy to stop picking on me!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Les from Hull
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 03:52 PM

I'm getting well worried about RaWR's search for potions. May I add to my previous health warning about the vessle with the pestle a similar alert for the flagon with the dragon. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true (or possibly not).

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 12:42 PM

like déja vu!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 12:13 PM

bolleaux indeed!

Sir James - art thou willing to prove or not the theory of scotsman and kilts! Cant just have spot the ball once!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 12:13 PM

JESU ! Not being entirely sure who Morganna was I put the name in the Google search engine. If that is a mate of yours you can keep well clear of me Thank you. My tastes are certainly NOt that way inclined

My Liege MC Fat, I fear the Rabbit is keeping something VERY important from you

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 10:44 AM

Bolleaux, They are sitting in the camera in my front room, when they should be in Leeds with my Wombat, who has access to a modern electric powered computer as opposed to this one powered by gerbils

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 09:24 AM

Here Sir Ragtash where's the 'spot the ball' piccies from Cleckie

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 08:47 AM

My lord Raggy - do I perceive a softening of heart towards me? I was thinking of going to see Morganna and asking if she hadst potion or spell that might soften your heart towards a poor misguided , love seeking rabbit but methinks perhaps I do not need it any more.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 04:40 AM

Cold Water ..............Not necessarily , ..............as for your fantasies ................

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 04:34 AM

should have read 'this' ..... doh...

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 04:33 AM

what's all his about wimmin

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 03:34 AM

most good sailors cant swim raggy - must be due to send the pot round again - didnt sing the song in cleckythump - bring a pot to saddleworth!

I have just had visions of you dressed in viking costume Rags leaping through the water at whitby - is it true what they say about cold water?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 07:55 PM

I'm not a good sailor, I can't swim,....... so when did you have in mind. If I can get some sponsorship for my favourite charity, an inshore life boat in Runswick Bay, just North of Whitby ..........Re-invading England with a fellow Viking, and a Ameriacn Cousin has a certain appeal

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 04:14 PM

OK, Raggy, c'mon over to Denmark and we'll arrange for you to do the North Sea cruise.