BS: OK. I have been good for a month.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 08 - 05:26 PM

FREE ANN CHOVY

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Slag
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 06:44 PM

......................................anchovies...............................

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 06:17 PM

"Or how can we generate a seperate dimensional field?
I see a spinning disk that glows on the edge where it spins faster that it ought to.
???"

Ball in a ball. Electromagnetic field.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 06:15 PM

"Who will the next president be?
I see a star fish shaped hole. "

That's Obama.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 06:06 PM

I saw a show about the genius who can divide in his head beyond 20,000 places.
He says he sees these flashes of shaped lights which represent numbers.

I can't do that but if I ask a question about geometry or physics I see mid air shaped lights that seem to apply themselves to an answer. The problem is I don't know how to decipher the shapes.

I ask what is the best and most available energy source?
I then see a circle of light drift into a triangle of light...
I dunno what it means.

Or how can we generate a seperate dimensional field?
I see a spinning disk that glows on the edge where it spins faster that it ought to.
???

Who will the next president be?
I see a star fish shaped hole.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 05:53 PM

See? Even you, Don. My favourite genius on Mudcat and you want a scrap thread to be about hilarity. SHEESH!

Subject: "The thread with no hope"
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM

This thread is now officially about Hillary.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 03:42 PM

Bruce, ma maaaaaaaaan.













I can't think of anything witty to say.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 01:27 PM

Not one person here knows a thing about scraps (maybe orts or lees, but not scraps). This has been a very disappointing thread. I appreciate Meg trying to nudge this over to a discussion of so-called sexual perversions (note her use of skelp, be still my beating heart), however, even THAT didn't do it. This should be re-named "The thread with no hope"). Alas . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 12:47 PM

George had a tough childhood.
GWB's mother was so butch his dad had to nurse him with his dick.

And PEace, well he was conceived by flies.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: maeve
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 08:07 AM

Charlie! How are ye the day? I am being Verra Helpful. Dae ye nae think this is what puir wee Bruce had in his glaikit mind? Brae an bonny an blythe an aw.

Noo back tae yon frey gae I.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 07:35 AM

Bloody Hell !! All Peace wanted was a decent scrap. Later Bruce, when you've regenerated.
PS Hi Maeve, how are you?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: maeve
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 07:07 AM

"O wretch, beware! this world will wend thee fro,
Whilk has beguilt mony great estate;
Turn to thy friend, believe nocht on thy foe,
Sen thou man go, be graithing to thy gait;
Remeid in time, and rue nocht all too late;
Provide thy place, for thou away man pass
Out of this vale of trouble and dissait:
Vanitas Vanitatum, et omnia Vanitas."

                William Dunbar

"Och, weel the dee am I" she said
"Fu happily gae I.
Wi haggis braw I'll mak ye greet!
Awa wi Peace, guid bye!"
               
             (I'm fine,Peace.)

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Megan L
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 03:51 AM

LtS SKELP I canny understaun whit wey ye hae sae mony problems lassie ahm talkin is clear is a crystal ah mean thon lassie in Maine unnerstauns every word.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Apr 08 - 03:44 AM

WHERE'S THE BLOODY PHRASE BOOK!!!!

Subtitles anyone?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: maeve
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 09:45 PM

In oor fine speech yon fight is a fecht
A stramash fu' o clangin; an Peace there lamenting
Wi' rattlin' roarin' Megan a-hurlin a conflagration o haggis.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 09:43 PM

OH. OK then. As long as you don't be friendly with anyone. That's a no-no on this thread.

BTW, how are you. Maeve?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: maeve
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 09:25 PM

Hurple birple we're here for the fight!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 09:07 PM

Good lord. The thread has been taken over by people from another planet.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: maeve
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 09:05 PM

If a hastily hurplin' Meg was hurlin a tasty haggis
Rood the lug of a daft englishman wi' glaikit ideas
Hoo mony six pun haggis could yon hirplin wummin hurl?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Megan L
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 05:06 PM

They are tasty lass but back in the days when there wis likely tae be some daft englishman tryin tae knock doon yer castle the ancient and honourable art of haggis hurlin came in awfy handy when ye ran ooto cannon balls. Theres naethin like a dod roon the lug wie a six pun haggis tae knock the glaikit ideas ooto an englishmans hied.

Meg heading for the door as fast as sh kin hirple

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Jeri
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 02:15 PM

Ya wanna hurl haggis, just let everybody eat it first!

(Seriously, I LIKE haggis.)

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 12:59 PM

Now that's better! I've said for years we should throw the haggis and eat the caber!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 12:19 PM

100

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Megan L
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 12:11 PM

aye lass a shy wee thing thats me but pasta! please ahm no italian:) Noo haggi at ten paces and yev got a fight ah wis oor schools champion haggis hurrler.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: maeve
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 11:48 AM

Shy as well, Megan. Don't let them forget that.

Wet pasta at ten paces, Peace. You're in for a fight now.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Megan L
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 03:35 AM

You pair o scunners are jist pikin on me cause am wee.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Apr 08 - 01:45 AM

It is never too early for Blueballs

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 11:16 PM

Only three kinds of people in the world, Bill. Those who understand math and those who don't.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 11:14 PM

I just noticed this is thread #110110....in decimal, thats 54. That means that left-handed coal miners may not chew tobacco between Noon and 3 PM on Tuesdays.....








or maybe I have that confused with 101010

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 09:57 PM

I read that as some sort of grace one says before supper. BUT, who the heck is Ken and what kind of guiding does he do?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 07:55 PM

Best ye dinnae.... if ye ken what's guid fer ye.

Please correct my scots if that is wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 07:00 PM

Jaysus, that gal takes this kinda thing seriously. Look what she wants to do: "noo clear the room". I'm thinkin' a little mud wrestling and she's talkin' about atomic bombs! I ain't messin' with that woman.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 06:44 PM

Ummmm... ya might wanna reconsider spikin wee shy Megan up fer a fight. She's bit fiesty that one. And, as fer the various rules quoted above, I dare say she takes no mind. If I were ye, I'd keep one hand low, eh.

Good luck.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: John Hardly
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 06:14 PM

catspaw, I posted from hell. Who knew they had high-speed internet here?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Megan L
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 06:10 PM

Weel beuy ifn ye hid telt me it wis a stramash ye wur wantin a wid hae bin happy tae oblige. here haud ma jaikit noo clear the room and mak a ring and all fecht yes aw wie wan haun tied ahint ma back.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:51 PM

LOL

OK, what the heck kind of fight is this if everyone's gonna be nice?

It's another failed thread. C'est la vie.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Megan L
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:43 PM

Ach beuy ah wis savin that fur yer birthday LOL

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:42 PM

She's talking in tongues again, she is.

Hi, Megan.

(AHEM: I notice there's no skelping this time. Drat!)

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Megan L
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:38 PM

PEACE will you stop tellin fibs the only good you are is good at it:p.

Meg lukin roon fur a table tae hide under

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:36 PM

JERI & JOHN HARDLY

You are both far too creative, erudite, and generally intelligent, to be posting on this thread which is why you're both ignored. every likes a little ass but nobody likes a smart ass so the both of you need to go take a flying fuck at the moon.

Thanks for your input but go to hell (after you pass the moon)

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:18 PM

Remember, Bruce...it doesn't mean you're a bad person. Anyway I can't get that skirt on anymore.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM

..then you can grab flab, Goodnight.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:16 PM

If you can pinch an inch.....

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 04:00 PM

Uh, about that pinch . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 03:59 PM

"How do you know I dress funny??"

The skirt gave it away, Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: LilyFestre
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 03:55 PM

:) <---ducking and giving you a pinch

*GRIN*

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 03:54 PM

That's fucking well it, Murdoch. Just for that I won't put you in my cheap, tasteful slasher novel now. So there!!
How do you know I dress funny??

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 03:54 PM

My gosh, what a treat to see you here, LilyFestre.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 03:53 PM

Man, wouldn't that be great, Charlie? We could hurl literary insults across a crowded room. Things like, "someone dresses you funny" or "Pfffffft".

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: LilyFestre
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 03:52 PM

Put 'em up Brucie....Put 'em up!!!!!!!!!!

<---dancing around with her boxing gloves on

XOXOXO

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 03:45 PM

SirJohn Hardly, you are nothing but an ofFENDER.
Anywhere anyplace anytime Bruce
Love Charlie

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: John Hardly
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 02:32 PM

How To Breedlove

.........here's the Lowden.

Martin thought Taylor was a Goodall around person but Stelling seemed in Klien to Fylde Wechter....
.....if she'd just Gibson instead of Takamine it'd Turner from her Guild and Greven....

Still, he Langejans for her.

McCollum up!

So Collings Epiphone – can't get that Galloup his mind, she's so Deering.

He Godin his car, Santa Cruz over, Campellone on her porch, Wingert love, and Guitar to Merrill him.

Soon he'll Tacoma Breedlove, Hohner, Carruth Sand Charis her forever. Weisborn to love her and Stella do – like the Laskin he'll ever need.

And they' Leach live happily Everett.....

......Martin, Taylor, Andersen….

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 02:19 PM

Hi, Ebbie. It's tough times when a guy can't even get into a fight. Jeeze . . . . Even Spaw is holding back--in fact, he's being so complimentary it's starting to tick me off. Telling me I CAN'T stoop so low. Why, indeed I can. It's getting erect agai--let me rephrase that: it's getting up aga--one more time, standing up again that causes all the difficulties.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 01:09 PM

Hi, Peace.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:47 PM

And you know what they say a closed glottis, don't you?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Becca72
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:45 PM

In medicine, the Valsalva maneuver is performed by forcibly exhaling against a closed mouth and nose. This maneuver with slight modifications can be used as a test of cardiac function and autonomic nervous control of the heart or to 'clear' the ears and sinuses (equalize pressure) when ambient pressure changes, as in diving or aviation.

The technique is named for Antonio Maria Valsalva, the 17th Century physician and anatomist from Bologna, whose principal scientific interest was the human ear. He described the Eustachian tube and the maneuver to test its patency (openness).

A modified version is done by expiring against a closed glottis. This will elicit the cardiovascular responses described below but will not force air into the eustachian tubes.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:35 PM

Damn, that's not right either.

Does the F*** word have something to do with a word that rhymes with grow and describes the movement of liquids?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:31 PM

Nope, that's not right.

in fino?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: bobad
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:30 PM

"The treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object---in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver. In the one article found, the author talks of straining to lift an immovable object such as a car bumper."

http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/106/4/843

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:29 PM

In a humble attempt to fill in the 'F***' blanks...

perhaps the testes are in fein?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Becca72
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:25 PM

Where the F*** are your testes if you're performing a Valsalva maneuver?? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:21 PM

But then, I've been looking for a good entre for the story for days.

Doesn't it make you just want to punch Pappas?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: bobad
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:21 PM

If the condition persists try the Valsalva maneuver.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:20 PM

This is my favorite testy testes story of the week:

Pappas calls Thune's remarks 'inappropriate'

St. Paul City Council member Dave Thune — who represents downtown, and thus, is a host, of sorts, for the Sept. 1-4 Republican National Convention — is catching flak for some remarks about a proposal to extend bar hours to 4 a.m. during the convention.

The St. Paul Pioneer Press reported Wednesday that Thune said: "...I've got 8,000 people living downtown who don't want a bunch of puking Republican lobbyists on the streets at four in the morning."

That brought an apology in the Minnesota Senate Thursday from state Sen. Sandy Pappas, DFL-St. Paul, who called Thune's remarks "inappropriate." -- Joe Kimball

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:19 PM

And testy testes.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:14 PM

And pink ovaries?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:13 PM

Is that anything like grapenuts?

(and who remembers the cartoon in The Realist mag of years ago..even made into a bumper sticker...

F**K CENSORSHIP!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 12:07 PM

Is it too early for blueballs?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 11:26 AM

>>You're all degenerates!<<

I don't watch her show much but her she is dancing with Obama.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: bobad
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 11:25 AM

You're a real coyote, Jeri.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 11:12 AM

(Anybody waiting for the other shoe to drop?)

Just take THIS and see if you don't think we should have some limits around here! We have enough threads for fighting! You are all nasty, horrible, dirty, obstreperous and icky people and should go wash your keyboards out with soap right now!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Catspaw likes sheep but their are parts are too big
So are the ones of the goat and the pig
Chickens and roosters and pigeons with wings
These are a few of his favorite things

The rodents have fled from his humble abode
He then tried a ferret, no good, then a toad
Washers for eyeglass screws, ballpoint pen springs
These are a few of his favorite things

A mosquito once bit him when he went to pee, it
Swelled up so big he could finally see it
Now, poison ivy and frequent bee stings
Are just some of Catspaws most favorite things

When the roach creeps
When the worm crawls
Not so very fast
He finds a passage that fits him just right
And Catspaw gets laid at last

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 10:54 AM

Well, SRS, I'm here because, for what it's worth, I'm here.

Inserting a pound sign into 'fu#k' in place of the 'c' makes it look even raunchier and doesn't fool anyone.

You're all degenerates!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 10:50 AM

So why are you here, Jeri? ;-D

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 10:14 AM

I find this whole thread disgusting and offensive and gross and in really, really, really bad taste...

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Beer
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 09:44 AM

Thanks for the morning laugh Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 08:54 AM

Beer says---"I was good for a month once. The girlfriend got pissed off and left me." ...uh, well.........Actually she left because you weren't good. She said your equipment was pretty cheap stuff and wouldn't work for longer than a few seconds every few days and the rest of the time it looked like something you'd find on a bar floor, specifically a half-eaten cocktail wienie flanked by two peanuts.

And BILL.......Its not that Peace wouldn't stoop that low, its that at his advanced years he can't stoop that low. Also, even if he could get down he no longer can get it up so the dogs are safe........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 07:27 AM

Well, I wondered what your next thread to cheer us all up would be and I'm not disappointed. Just knew who it was as soon as I saw the title.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 07:15 AM

BRUCE !! Pox Vobiscum. London Prize Ring Rules to a finish.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 08 - 07:08 AM

Hehehehe!!!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 10:16 PM

LOL


LOL

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 10:16 PM

ouch, Bill. That was low.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 10:09 PM

".... NOT those weiner dogs...."

Right...you'd never stoop so low...

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 10:04 PM

You've accumulated some of the right ingredients, Peace. Let it fester a little while and you'll get your wish.

Meanwhile, if you backtrack on that pumpkin photo you hit a helluva lot of condom cartoons. Scroll down.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:59 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: pdq
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:56 PM

My father once agreed to give me five dollars a week to be good.

That went on until my mom ojected to the expense.

Dad took me aside and said "from now on, I want you to be good for nothing".

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:50 PM

It's a thread for folks who wanna fight, and that just ain't YOU, GG.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:49 PM

oooo, GARLIC! I LOVE garlic! BRING it ON, baby!
























No, it never was about you. Nothing really is. Sorry, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:48 PM

This thread isn't about me?

Since when?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:47 PM

Well, I still have some garlic left from my buddy, bobad. I'll have a few cloves raw and breathe on folks.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:43 PM

OK, Peacie...I t'ot we done do dis....now, you wanna fi'bro? Watcha wan fi bout? Ah kin t'row dem pizza long damn way, damn.

You wan'anchovy? You sic bugger, wan' anchovy. Dem fish stink high glory dem do. You it dem anchovy you stink glory too.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Beer
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:37 PM

I was good for a month once. The girlfriend got pissed off and left me.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:11 PM

>>>
Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:48 PM

Hmmm, so you've been good for a month.

I've been very, very good for far longer than that.

And very, very bad.

So what prize do I get<<<

So its always gotta be about you,,,,,

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 09:00 PM

Honk if you (heart) honky tonkin'

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:53 PM

You've been good for a month, Peace? You must deserve another guitar. Go and buy one at once.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:52 PM

You get to spend three days and one night in Sham Tseng.

How ya doing?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Beer
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:50 PM

I think that Spaw is on a Friday evening rampage. Must be a pay day.
Beer (adrien)

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:48 PM

Hmmm, so you've been good for a month.

I've been very, very good for far longer than that.

And very, very bad.

So what prize do I get?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:45 PM

I dislike fighting. However, a guy who's a very very good friend just kicked me in the stones. Called me a liver. Like, wtf is THAT about, huh?

Spaw. You have NO class. Goats, son, goats. NOT those weiner dogs. Jaysus.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:42 PM

Peace,

I gotta say! You ain't even trying to fight! It takes two ya know!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:35 PM

Fuck you. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.....and the horse is a better fuck. Just fuck you and anybody who looks like you but fucks better. Take your pissant needle dick and shove it up a gnat's ass until the gnat demands something bigger which should happen within the first 3 seconds....... When you're done, call me and I'll send you a list of ten women to fuck, specifically ones I wouldn't fuck myself even with your dick. Now just go fuck off and molest a Dachshund..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:31 PM

Up yers, bobad. Call me a fu#kin' liver? Piss off!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:30 PM

OK. I gotta tell that crazy bugger from Nova Scotia/New Brunswick (same thing) about my cousin. He was French Canadian and used to be a guide for Americans who wanted to bag a moose. One day he took his younger brother with him and he said to the American, "Are you good shot?" The fellow said "Yes." Albert (pronounced Albear) replied, "Ho kay. I am bring my p'tit frere (there is NO pronounciation for this) an 'e will make the soun' of the cow moose: uummmhhhh, uummmhhhh (pronounced 'uummmhhhh, uummmhhhh'), an the bull moose 'e 'ear dat and 'e's come running. You sure you're good shot?) The American is getting a bit ticked by the repeated question and he says, "Yes, fer krissake, I'm an excellnt shot. Why do you ask?" "Well, said Albert (pronounced as above), the bull moose 'e's 'ear dat soun' and 'si hears perk up, an' 'e's bang the groun' and 'e's come running, all tree quarter ton of 'im. You better be good shot, because dat bull, 'e's coming to fu#k my brother!"

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: bobad
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:23 PM

Ah Peace, we all know you're a lover not a fighter, a big softie at heart. (Did that work?)

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Amos
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:17 PM

Geeze gnu, calm down or you'll start talking in tongues, fer dry-i!


A

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:16 PM

No. It was puns. Try it.

An you my fren from the goddam maritime, I meet you behind out back an kick your hass you bug me one more time, and your tree fren wid you.

Hey, Gnu, I ever tell you about my cousin and the moose?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:14 PM

You SURE you didn't type 'buns'?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:10 PM

Bill, I googled

nice puns (in images) and no shi/kidding, this is what came up.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: gnu
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:10 PM

Sorry. My cousin Garie got on the puter. I sent him home in a cab.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: gnu
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:07 PM

You ain't took me la. Jump up de Christe modis la. Ya wanna go or pussy dis ce soir eh?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:01 PM

So far, y'all have been the epitome of reasonableness. Geeze. Gotta do better than that!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:01 PM

Awful puns at 12 paces?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:00 PM

Hi!

I am Steven Harper and I believe in a strong Canada!
Canada is strongest when my Nose is up George Bush's butt!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:59 PM

Just give me a name of someone who pisses you off and I will act like him.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: gnu
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:59 PM

Whoa up! I tro my coat bot side da road... I come to fight, me! All tree... me, moi and Jimmy Suis... take on all comers... you come, you go.. I make sure dat la!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:56 PM

LOL

How the hell we gonna fight if we keep getting along?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:53 PM

Yeah but not a decent fullback in the whole bunch.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Bee
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:51 PM

Pineaplles... macadamias...

So...ah... "fight" is the name of a really rich biscotti recipe?

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:50 PM

Well, they'd be battin' about .490 in the majors.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:47 PM

Sure..

Oilers suck!

Gretzky was lucky!

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:44 PM

OK! I'll get the macadamias.

Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: pdq
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:42 PM

I get the pineapples!

Subject: BS: OK. I have been good for a month.
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 08 - 07:41 PM

Anyone want to have a fight?