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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 30 Oct 03 - 09:05 AM I just sent a friend of mine a birthday card, message as follows: Husband: "Can we try a new position tonight?" Wife:"Good idea. You stand at the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and fart". RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Gray D Date: 30 Oct 03 - 08:58 AM Well, puhsonally, I don't want to know about Spaw's "off line doings", thank you very much. And I can't conceive of any household with a man in it that would require a fart machine as well.(Ladies, as we all know, don't) Gray D(estroyer of ozone) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Amos Date: 29 Oct 03 - 07:12 PM Too bad we MAC users can't even view the pop-up ads. Hard to make a connection without the graphic. Charley, my Mac sees them fine using Safari under OSX. It is probably a limitation on your browser or your Java version, I would guess. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: InOBU Date: 29 Oct 03 - 06:00 PM Anyone notice that the timing of Spaw letting loose on this particular post, is exactly halfway to the time the earth was hit by the largest solor activity in history. My theory is that the gas emitted by our dear brother was shot into space at a million miles per hour, hit the sun, exploded in the huge solar flare scientists saw, returned to the earth at the same speed, knocking out airplane radio transmissions in the far north. I was impressed with our brother when he was a quiet wit. I was more impressed when he suffered heart problems and returned ticking... NOW BEJASUS BOYO! Ye've done it this time! I AM IMPRESSED!!!! Cheers and beans Larry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Oct 03 - 05:30 PM Ooh I got contradictory ones - Fart Machine at Farts.com Free Batteries With Fart Machine & Fast Shipping At Farts.com or FartMart Flatulence/Gas Deodorizer End embarrassment with Dr.'s choice charcoal filter pads for smelly gas I think the only question to both would be.... Why? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Charley Noble Date: 29 Oct 03 - 01:46 PM If Spaw is becalmed that would be a great sin, Away, Rio! But he can fill all the sails by just breaking wind, And we're bound for the Rio Grand! Too bad we MAC users can't even view the pop-up ads. Hard to make a connection without the graphic. Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Oct 03 - 12:27 PM There cannot possibly be a fart shortage worldwide, any more than there is a shortage of dog shit or advertising... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: GUEST Date: 29 Oct 03 - 12:24 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: wysiwyg Date: 29 Oct 03 - 12:09 PM Amos, you lack imagination, probably due to smoke inhalation. Do you not know, from your copious news sources, that there is a fart shortage worldwide? Who's more efficient than Spaw in that department? Start writing! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Amos Date: 29 Oct 03 - 11:28 AM "Top Ranked in Efficiency Since 1948, providing humanitarian aid to people in need worldwide. Want to Volunteer? " SOmehow I do not see the connection!! LOL! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: wysiwyg Date: 29 Oct 03 - 11:25 AM Hm..... the ads are clues to Spaw's offline doings.... we can make up our own stories.... ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Mickey191 Date: 29 Oct 03 - 11:19 AM I have a little bent over Man on my counter. He has a lovely Red shirt with blue trousers, and he has a hole in his pants which is about the diameter of a pencil. He requires a battery, and if all is well he pharts when one walks by. It's a rather cute phart, not in Spaw's range at all. Other day a visitor said she liked my pencil sharpener. And before I could stop her -she had stuffed a pencil up the poor fellow's giggy. I swear to God the little fellow said, "OUCH." We than passed in front of it to make the old beloved noise, and he no longer emits. Then we tried the pencil--He ouched again. So now I have an idea--A toy for sadists! Or has that been done already? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Rustic Rebel Date: 29 Oct 03 - 11:03 AM Susan- Spaws got a 'Star Scrotum Wish'. Now I'm a little worried about the fart boy myself.* *note-add a little smile face to end. MY ads.. Hungar relief in America-Join CPAWS. Now why the hell do I want to join Catspaws? In a farting contest or what? Peace, Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: JennyO Date: 29 Oct 03 - 10:50 AM I got a Whistle & Drum ad on the bottom. Are these new variations on the different fart sounds, I wonder? I s'pose you could have a whistling fart........maybe even a musical whistling fart. You could train it to play music - Londonderry Air Air on a G string Blowin' in the Wind Well, it is one of your body's organs........... I'll get me coat.......... Jenny |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: wysiwyg Date: 29 Oct 03 - 09:20 AM So.... when you aren't here, Spaw, are you on some other board, or what? What adventures are you having in your post-Cat life? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Jeri Date: 29 Oct 03 - 09:09 AM HAHAHAHA! Now the ads are for "Thump Music" (they sell bagpipes) and "Bagpipe Music CDs." I forsee a new game here: "Make the Connection". You have to connect both ads to the thread somehow. It might be best to write a little story or perhaps suggest a title. "The Gasbag That Roared" or a limerick: "A bag of gas, is known, alas, to make a sound triumphant, whether it's your ass or a bagpipe crass, and you blow it, squeeze it, pumphit." (No, it's not worth hitting 'return'.) Sorry...just struck me as funny. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Peter T. Date: 29 Oct 03 - 08:16 AM Recently the Uruguyan government lost a vote which was going to institute a methane tax on the country, so as to cut down on their greenhouse gas emissions. Uruguay has the highest per capita methane emissions in the world, mostly because there are millions of cows in the country (it is one big ranch). The citizenry were unhappy about a Fart Tax. Keep your Fart machines south of the border! We have enough bad Yankee air. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Janie Date: 29 Oct 03 - 08:02 AM The ad I'm seeing now is about gorillas. I wonder....? Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Oct 03 - 07:44 AM And this time they are both for Fart Machines. I suppose I could send our resident Canadian environmentalis, Peter T., a fart machine........... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Oct 03 - 07:03 AM Interesting ads huh? For some reason this time I got: THE GREEN GUIDE--The source for eco-friendly advice and SAVE CANADA'S WILDERNESS--Join the Canadian Parks and Wilderness Society These ads have become the funniest things we've had in a coon's age!!!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Oct 03 - 06:53 AM Intriguing that the Fart Machine ad should be coupled with the Irish Dating website..... Why Irish in particular? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Mark Cohen Date: 29 Oct 03 - 04:23 AM I'm so glad I got my new computer with Windows XP...now I can see the little ads at the bottom of the threads, and the first one I noticed was on this thread. Of course, it's for the Fart Machine: only $12.99! As the ad says, "Shipped Priority Mail Make great gifts. Lots of fun." Hmmmmm...haven't bought my secret santa present yet... Aloha, Mark (OK, I admit, when I saw the thread title I got a little worried about ol' Pat, and was relieved to see his name in the list of contributors to the thread.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Rustic Rebel Date: 29 Oct 03 - 03:24 AM Fucking A Spaw- I can smell that one from here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Oct 03 - 12:30 AM I know whatcha mean, Pat. I finally gave up on the music threads, because I had simply run out of musical stuff I felt I needed to talk about on the Internet. It takes me longer than that to run out of inane BS and sheer nonsense, but I can foresee the day when that might happen as well. I may even run out of worshipful things to say about William Shatner. Anything is possible. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: InOBU Date: 28 Oct 03 - 11:32 PM Good to see (and hear) you're on top of things. Now I can sleep - knowing that somewhere a gentle ticking lets us know all is right in the world and the bean farmers will not starve. Keep ticking ol'l pal Cheers Larry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Oct 03 - 11:05 PM Yeah, it's a wind up......A foul wind that rises up to meet the nostrils and send the brain into major chemical inbalance.....try it yourself....Here ya' go..... BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMPPPSee what I mean? Break out the Zoloft!!!Actually, I still check in but to be truthful, there are damn few threads that are all that intriguing anymore. Not that they aren't good, but we've run a lot of them or damn similar before and I'm out of things to say except "Go read the old threads" which just pisses newbies off! Sorry Gang....I'll try to do better but as kat said, just taking a break. (:<)) Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 Oct 03 - 10:28 PM Let 'er rip. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: InOBU Date: 28 Oct 03 - 09:03 PM A WIND UP!!!! SPAW WHERE ARE YOU BOY WITH YOUR TIMEX TICKING TICKER! HOW CAN YOU PASS UP THAT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!! Some one phone Spaw... I can't believe he is sleeping through this... Cheers Larry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Mr Red Date: 28 Oct 03 - 06:31 PM Is this a wind-up? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: GUEST Date: 28 Oct 03 - 06:19 PM ...and ya wonder why the man isn't around. All of the above was posted by his friends. I'd think if you like the guy, you could link the man to something other than anal eruptions. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Oct 03 - 05:44 PM It's Spaw - do we NEED anything left to the imagination? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Amos Date: 28 Oct 03 - 04:51 PM Geeze, Larry, I was trying to leave something to the reader's imagination!! :>)) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: InOBU Date: 28 Oct 03 - 04:46 PM Here Lies Ole Spaw: He Never Passed Methane Unnoticed... would be more like it. Cheers Larry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Mark Clark Date: 28 Oct 03 - 03:37 PM I figured there must be some link between ships sunk by methane and rubber farts but I haven't seen Spaw take credit for either. - Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Amos Date: 28 Oct 03 - 12:15 PM That's a good epitaph for him: Here Lies Ole Spaw: He Never Passed Unnoticed I gotta remember to suggest that to him....**bg** A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Dave Bryant Date: 28 Oct 03 - 11:57 AM I didn't think that Spaw's methane ever passed unoticed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: Bill D Date: 28 Oct 03 - 11:44 AM being the acknowleged leader in postings, he may not feel the need to do something 'every' day....but I do wonder how methane 'passed' unnoticed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: katlaughing Date: 28 Oct 03 - 11:35 AM He's around, Larry: latest Spawsting. I think all that shite gets heavy sometimes, ya know, so I imagine he's taking a resphite from it for awhile. kat:-) |
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Subject: BS: Worried about Spaw... From: InOBU Date: 28 Oct 03 - 11:25 AM HEY! There has been a thread about Methane gas up for almost a week without a post by Spaw... YOU OUT THERE? Everything OK??? Knock a few times and let us know you're there! Cheers Larry |
