Lyrics Add: Slime (Trump era song)

Subject: Slime
From: GUEST,The Ancient Matriarch
Date: 18 Jun 26 - 03:28 PM

The last verse may be superfluous, but I couldn't resist.                                                                

Tune: "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" or any good ol' tune


I am the King, Narcissus said
Twirling his golden curls
Beautiful women love me
And so do little girls.

Politicians praise my skill
And envy my appeal
They tremble when I shake their hand
And wink, "Let's make a deal."

I sing with the Village Sheeple
I dance with style and grace
The clear blue pool that I restored
Reflects my handsome face.

I thought I'd see an alpha male
Majestic in his prime
But when I gaze in the snot-green pond
All I can see is slime.

Who's to blame? Barack Hussein
Obama making trouble!
My techie guys will solve it with
An ozone nanobubble.


A National Park Services spokesperson said they are deploying nanobubble ozone technology to kill off the algae.