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GUEST,R. Pool 21 Jun 26 - 08:12 PM
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Subject: Lyr Add: The Biker Guy
From: GUEST,R. Pool
Date: 21 Jun 26 - 08:12 PM

The Biker Guy
Words: R. Pool
Tune: (She Was) Only a Bird in a Gilded Cage


I once was a cool and brilliant pool
Under a clear blue sky
Reflecting the Washington Monument
When along came a biker guy

He got off his bike and was set to strike
When the mounted police rode up
And tried to seize the contents
Of his oversized Starbucks cup

Now I grieve I was so naive
I thought they had come in time
But alas, too late! Hard was my fate
He poured in a pint of slime

The vandal smiled seeing me defiled
A putrid and sickly green
He caused all this mess, cause he hates the US
I’m ruined now and unclean

Oh such disrespect! I no longer reflect
A cloudless and clear blue sky
Dismayed and irate I await my fate
At the hands of the biker guy.


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