Subject: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: khandu Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:01 AM Without further ado, and little fanfare.... HAPPY BIRTHMONTH JOE OFFER!!! k |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: Peace Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:04 AM Yo, Joe. HAPPY BIRTHMONTH. |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: khandu Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:05 AM And may you have another 67 productive years! k |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: CarolC Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:31 AM He's not having a birthday(month) this year. Didn't he tell you? He had it surgically removed so nobody could start any more threads about his birthday(month). He will never have a birthday again. They threw in a free botox treatement as his last ever birthday present. From now on, everyone is instructed to forget that he was born. The story we're supposed to go with is that the "stork" brought him. I'm surprised you didn't get the memo. |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: Peace Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:33 AM Did I misread that? Is Joe preggers? |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: Amos Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:55 AM Bad news, Joe -- that damn thing has regrown! A |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: Peace Date: 01 Aug 05 - 01:00 AM Ooooooh. So he's NOT preggers. Whew! |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: catspaw49 Date: 01 Aug 05 - 01:32 AM Actually khandu, this should be a non-month non-birthday thread which would satisfy Joe completely. Joe has never had it figured right to get away with not having a birthday thread but the strategy is simple. I figured it right myself and got by without any birthday thread myself this year and if I can do it, I know Joe can too! Let's give him a fighting chance at least Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: GUEST,catsphiddle@work Date: 01 Aug 05 - 06:10 AM Happy Birthmonth Joe! See you in October! Love Khatt |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: rumanci Date: 01 Aug 05 - 06:17 AM give him a fighting chance ? Nah! - make him an Offer he can't refuse Happy happy birthmonth Joe May it last .........oooooo............31 days at least rum x |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: bbc Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:32 AM Hi, Joe, For my present, this year, I'll think of you real hard when I go to the Doc Watson concert on Sunday. Maybe some of the sound waves will get through. I'll also think of you real hard on your real birthday! Best wishes for a great year. love, Barbara |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:56 AM May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Birthdays come, but once a year Marking time, as Death draws near Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Happy Birthday! (UNH!) |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: MMario Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:58 AM I'nm not sure if Joe would be happy with 11 non-borth-month threads or not. Maybe we should give it a try? |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: jacqui.c Date: 01 Aug 05 - 09:23 AM Many happies for this month Joe. With this crowd it's no use trying to fight it - they'll just try even harder! |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 01 Aug 05 - 09:57 AM 31 happies to you, Joe - enjoy your birthmonth, celebrate every day! |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: Peace Date: 01 Aug 05 - 03:27 PM Uh, Joe, no offense, but if you light all the candles at once, please notify your local fire department first, OK? |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: khandu Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:36 PM Good Lord, people! Wake up!! This is the JOE OFFER BIRTHMONTH THREAD! Where's the hub-bub, the confetti, the madding crowd, the frilly purple panties flying through the air??? Get with it! We've only got a month left!!! k |
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread From: Alaska Mike Date: 02 Aug 05 - 05:44 PM Way to go, Joe!! Best wishes |