Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes From: GUEST,ach05 Date: 18 Oct 17 - 02:01 PM this little monkey ran round the country fell down a black hole cut his little butt hole what colour was his blood? |
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes From: GUEST,Nasty Boy Date: 25 Feb 19 - 09:40 AM Mary had a little scooter whose fleece was white as snow, and when you played with her big hooters, she was sure to blow. |
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes From: GUEST,Axel Date: 28 Mar 21 - 04:28 PM Old McDonald, sittin' on a bench, Beatin' his meat with a monkey wrench Missed his meat and hit his balls, Then he pissed his overalls |
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes From: GUEST,Jiggers Date: 29 Mar 21 - 09:01 AM There is a song to the tune of Jake the Peg, my flatmates used to sing after coming back from group hiking trips - I can only remember a few verses My name is Jack, tiddly-ack, tiddly-ack I'm a necrophiliac, tiddly-ack, tiddly-ack I get frustrated, tiddly-ated, tiddly-ated When I see them get cremated It makes me chunder tiddly-under tiddly-under When I see them 6 feet under. .... etc ...,, A childhood rhyme that my mother told me that existed before my time. Barney Wooster was a local bread making purveyor. Tune is Knees up Mother Brown Barney Woosters' bread It sits in your stomach like lead Not a bit of wonder, You fart like thunder Barney Woosters bread. Slight variation of nasty rhyme that appears several times in this thread. Don't know name of accompanying tune. Diahorrea custard, Diahorrea pie All mixed together with a dead dogs eye Snatters on toast, nice and thick All washed down with a cup of hot sick |
Subject: RE: Nasty Nursery Rhymes From: Snuffy Date: 29 Mar 21 - 09:57 AM That mention of thunder has brought back memories from the mid 1950s of this little gem: Hark, hark I hear thunder Must be the peas I ate last Monda' Quick, quick to the toilet door Whoops! too late: it's on the floor. |
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