Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers

Subject: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST,The Ancient Matriarch
Date: 13 Apr 26 - 10:38 PM

EPSTEIN’S PERVERTEERS

(Ghislaine's Lament)

Oh the year was 20 and 21
Can I go back to the island now?
When the DOJ came to my door
And not to admire my décor.

        God damn them all, I was told
        We’d pay them off with American gold
        Face no guns, shed no tears
        Now I’m stuck in jail for years and years
        The last of Epstein’s Perverteers

I met Jeffrey in New York
Can I go back to the island now?
I was innocent and naive
And oh, the lies I did believe!

        God damn them all...

Jeffrey said to find for him
Can I go back to the island now?
Forty sweet young virgins who
Would let me teach them what to do

        God damn them all...

I found a bunch of willing girls
Can I go back to the island now?
I taught them how to do massage
For him and all his entourage

        God damn them all…

I sold my tale to the Daily Mail
Can I go back to the island now?
I only slept with Jeffrey once
Don’t you believe those lying . . . runts

        God damn them all...

Now here I sit in a Texas jail
Can I go back to the island now?
Wondering when will I get free
Only a puppy to cuddle me

        God damn them all, I was told
        We’d pay them off with American gold
        Face no guns, shed no tears
        Now I’m stuck in jail for years and years
        The last of Epstein’s Perverteers

Note: According to The Guardian, “An inmate who trains puppies to become service dogs was instructed to provide one to Maxwell... so she could play with the puppy, even though neither inmates nor staff are ordinarily allowed to pet the service dogs in training." 11/16/25

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Apr 26 - 08:15 AM

Wonderful, Holly

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 18 Apr 26 - 07:07 PM

Brilliant!
I've a mind to sing this... What name should I give when I'm crediting the author?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 18 Apr 26 - 07:13 PM

Ah, I've just spotted your "real life name" in the Colbert sings Barrett's Privateers" thread...

Holly Tannen, yes?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Apr 26 - 11:38 AM

Very tasteful!

Cheerily,
Charlie Ipcar

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST,Guest -- Andy
Date: 24 Apr 26 - 01:44 PM

This is not the least bit funny in spite of what others are saying. It is totally untasteful trying to get cheap laughs from the suffering and misfortune of innocent young women. There is no way to even think of condoning Epstein's actions, let alone finding them a source for humor. I have a relatively good sense of humor but not at other people's expense. Hope that at least some of you agree with me.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Apr 26 - 02:43 PM

YMMV, Guest. That is always the understanding here at Mudcat.

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YMMV: Your mileage may vary ---mudelf

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GerryM
Date: 24 Apr 26 - 06:05 PM

I wonder what Guest–Andy thinks of this one:

Elie Wiesel dies. Goes to Heaven. Meets God. Tells God a Holocaust joke. God doesn't laugh. Wiesel says, I guess you had to be there.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST,Doggone
Date: 25 Apr 26 - 05:53 AM

Ghislaine Naive?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: Johnny J
Date: 25 Apr 26 - 10:20 AM

Personally, I think it's a bit tasteless.

However, one of my pet peeves is having google abbreviations such as "YMMV" to see what they meand.
;-)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: gillymor
Date: 25 Apr 26 - 01:55 PM

I don't see the point of this, it just seems creepy and tasteless. What's going on in America right now is no laughing matter.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST,Phil d'Conch
Date: 25 Apr 26 - 02:10 PM

“YMMV”?

Two campers trying to outrun a grizzly bear. Who is the opponent,... the bear... or the other camper?

Every four years all Americans compare mileages and vote... or not. Be seen as better than Donald Trump and your polling mileage will improve. Be seen as worse and you'll get even more of what you already got.

This song: better – worse – no difference?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: robomatic
Date: 27 Apr 26 - 12:57 PM

A perfectly proper thread, possibly on both sides of the line. No one is getting harmed in these precincts and we can all witness the incredible variety of our common tongue.

BTW: NOT a holocaust joke, but a thoughtful German Holocaust movie:

Persian Lessons

Subject: Add: Epstein's Perverteers (Island Plane Girls)
From: GUEST,The Ancient Matriarch
Date: 21 Jun 26 - 07:02 PM

Oh dear...Another song of mine decried as creepy and tasteless.
I admit that Good Taste is not my forte. Who can I ask for help?

All my friends are as weird as I am. So I asked Song Maker GPT to write a song using the words

jeffrey donald island plane girls

Song Maker GPT - Create Your AI Music said:
Got it — sounds like you want a song inspired by Jeffrey, Donald, an island, and plane girls. I’ll shape this into a catchy narrative track.

Title: Island Plane Girls
Style: [Funky pop groove, tropical beats, male vocal with playful backing harmonies]

Lyrics:
[Intro, Tropical synths, Playful percussion]

Sunset falling on the sea
Jet engines humming free
Steppin’ off into the light
Island dreamin’ all night

Jeffrey’s laughin’ with a smile
Donald’s dancin’ all the while
Palms are swayin’, heat is high
Plane girls landing from the sky

[Chorus, Funky groove, Catchy hook]

       Island plane girls, flyin’ in style
       Hearts are racing, mile by mile

        Shakin’ rhythms, under the stars
        Island plane girls, here we are

Barefoot dancing on the sand
Music rising with the band
Every moment feels so right
Tropical fire in the night

        [Pre-Chorus, Rising synths]
        
       Take my hand, let’s go explore
        Paradise is what we’re here for

[Chorus, Full band, Backing vocals “ahh ahh”]

       Island plane girls, flyin’ in style
       Hearts are racing, mile by mile

        Shakin’ rhythms, under the stars
        Island plane girls, here we are

[Bridge, Sax riff, Playful break]

Silver wings across the bay
Every night we fly away
Jetstream dreams, we’ll never land
With island plane girls, hand in hand

        [Chorus, Final, Big vocal layering]

        Island plane girls, flyin’ in style
        Hearts are racing, mile by mile
        Shakin’ rhythms, under the stars
        Island plane girls, here we are

[Outro, Fading tropical groove]

Here we are…
Island plane girls…
Forever shining bright…


Better?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GerryM
Date: 22 Jun 26 - 03:13 AM

I'll give it an 85, it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 22 Jun 26 - 06:22 AM

Perhaps you could join a pickle ball league.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jun 26 - 06:47 AM

For a minute I thought you were looking to get Song Maker to make m a song shout Jeffrey Donaldson, girls etc.
More bad taste, right there.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 26 Jun 26 - 05:55 AM

The Perverteers song gets a big ear-splitting raspberry from me too (anyone remember that ugly noise from Juke Box Jury, when a song was voted a “Miss”?)
And unfortunate that it was apparently based on one of Stan Rogers’ best songs - that’s taking a real liberty!
Yes, tasteless!
Another one who doesn’t have YMMV in her vocabulary. Why not just say that we all have different opinions?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GerryM
Date: 26 Jun 26 - 06:14 AM

"Another one who doesn’t have YMMV in her vocabulary. Why not just say that we all have different opinions?"

"we all have different opinions" takes over 30 characters. YMMV takes only four. That's the usual reason for using abbreviations. (The other reason is to feel superior to people who don't know what they mean.)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jun 26 - 06:26 AM

Ha-ha, Gerry! I like your second definition, or should I say ROFLMAO?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 26 Jun 26 - 07:09 AM

lol, IFLA.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: Mark Ross
Date: 26 Jun 26 - 04:26 PM

Good one Holly.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 26 Jun 26 - 04:49 PM

Not sure why I came up as “Guest” at 06:26am. AFAIK I’m still logged in.
Abbreviations were used a lot in the bad old days when you were only allowed 160 characters per text, but now you can just about write your life story in a single message.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Epstein's Perverteers
From: GUEST,LTS
Date: 30 Jun 26 - 10:34 AM

Ooh, that's got some powerful legs there... another great song!

LTS