BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 07:08 AM

Dale here. Oh man. You ain't gonna believe this. Pepe told me that Cpl. Daylia ain't no orphin. And she ain't a lergic neither. He says it's all part of her cover up on accounta she's from J Division in Fredericton. I was septic at first cause somethin smelled funny. Them Queens cowboys ride together right man, know what I'm sayin? I asked Pepe why he told me cause I figured he had the hots for CD. That's what I call her, CD. Pretty good eh? Anyway, I figured Pepe was after her and wanted me out of the way. But, get this man. He saw her see Del flick his bic, man. And she didn't do nothin. So, Pepe asked why and she said fer him to keep quiet or she would tell everyone about him being up at the Facility. So when I put two and two side by each, I felt like a trout in shallow water man. So I ain't gonna get reeled in by CD. I'm spittin out that hook man. Anyway, Del and I walked home from the Legion on accouta he wouldn't let me drive. And I only had, like, two eh? I mean, you only count how many in the last hour, right? Anyway, my new wheels got stolen. And Del just disappeerd. Can't say as I blame him after what Pepe told me. And the insurance company called this morning and said they won't pay up on accounta unsafe veehical modifcatin with the gas can in the box. And Wade called and said his paroll offcer said he can't visit us for two years. And my cousin Don called and told me the deer ate everything in my gardens. And hosebitch's lawyer called and said my camp and my bike were gonna be included in the settlement on accounta she went up at the camp with me and I took her for a ride on the bike. Even thow it was only once, they are considerd martial property. And my case counseller called and said she found me a job. And no gettin fired this time or I gotta serve full time and not just weekends. Can you friggin believe this man? I gotta friggin go to work man. Frig. Life sucks and then you die eh man. Know what I mean? Keep yer head up and yer stick on the ice eh. Later man.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 09 Aug 05 - 01:08 PM

Del here. Man I am bummed. I just got a call from Dale about the bad luck man. Man, if it wasn't fer bad luck, he wouldn't have none eh. Havin ta go to work eh? Frig me. He had to take a job at the Irving as a pump monky. Life sucks eh? He was so disstrot that he wanted to go back to jail full time so he pumped a bunch a gas fer his buddies fer IOU's and they didn't even fire him cause they said the IOU's were okay as a first mistake. I told him to make like he was dum and let it go. I figger they are in kahoots with that hosebitch CD and she wants him fer ta be out, right. So she can get a head. Get it man? Get a head eh. Get it? I told you I was the card in the famillee. So anyway man, they put him on B&B, that's broom and bucket down east eh, and stockin shelfs and whatnot ware he will always be in camera. So, like, I asked him ta draw me a floor layout on accounta I was thinking bout openin up a store, eh. They got a NBLCC Agency there an they even got a big walk right in beer fridge. So, they must take a lot of cash in. And that's the kind of place I wanna open up. Anyway, like, I got a lot a work ta do. I gotta pop an engine, tranny, wheels, shocks, axles, the works man. I am havin a yard sale and there's only so many hours left before dark. Don't let the ref see ya. Later man.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 09:24 PM

Holy FlIP! Bad flippin' news, eh? That is real tough, Dale. Man, I wisht I could help, eh? Maybe I could, like, send yer boss a letter tellin' him you are a totally, like, unreliable fliphead who will steal and that you have been flippin' his daugther anyway on the side.

Yeah. That oughta do it.

Send me the address of the place and the name of yer boss. I will lose you that job, man, before you can flippin' say..."Flip ME!!!"

Del, you sound like the kinda guy to have around, eh? Them yard sales are the way to go for raisin' quick cash. Way to go, eh?

Man, that is a real bummer about CD. OUch! YOur heart must be busted real bad, eh, Dale? Total bummer. I feel for ya, man. Officer Dana wouldn't never betray me like that, but she does sorta keep an eye to see I don't, like, get inta trouble again. That is a hassel but its' okay. I know she has good intentions, and I am willin' to suffer for love. I gotta prove myself to her. That means: no more beer store breakins. No more serious public drunkeness that gets me kicked outta the bars. No more "borrowin'" snowmobiles and other stuff like that from people I don't know that good that live in the towns around here.

It ain't easy, man.

BDiBR (Sb\hane)

p.s. I GOTTA meet Wade some day. He is my hero.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 05 - 09:34 AM

Hey Shane. Dale here. Good to hear from you man. I appreshiate yer kind offer of a letter to my boss, but I don't need it no more. My parole officer told me that I don't have ta go ta weekend lock up if I am working and keep outta trouble and don't leave town when I am not at work. So, I am working seven days a week and get this man, I like it. It ain't hard work. There ain't no flies. And best of all, it's air condishoned. I have never seen so many nipples in my life man. Like, toob tops and mini skirts are back eh man. And, I didn't know half of the fluff what comes in here man. I thought all the girls in town went to the Sarrday nite dance at the Legion, but I was way off on that one. And my boss made me shave and dress respectful and talk nice even to people I never met. So, like, even people who know me are bein nice and talking to me and tellin me they are happy to see me straten out my life. There is one thing that burns me ass tho. I got paid yesterday and guess what man. They kept a bunch of my money. I'm serious man. Income tax, and a buncha stuff I couldn't make out, but I didn't say nothin on accounta I don't want them ta know this is my first real job. I know what EI is, but what the frig is with CPP and all that other stuff eh? Anyway, I done jobs before but I never had one eh? I gotta tell Del that one. He thinks he is real funny eh. Anyway, bout CD, I think Del was right. I am just like you on the suffrin, so it took me a while to get over her, but all the new fluff is helping big time ya know eh? On accounta it's nippy in the Irving, get it? I gotta tell lugnut that one to. Del said he is looking ta open up a conveeniant store like the Irving, so I am gonna learn all I can so I can help him out. I am sure I can do just as good a job as my boss does. How that bolthole got his job I will never know. I mean, like, if you had the keys to a place like this, would just leave them lyin on the desk while the janiter cleaned yer office? Anyway, I gotta go on accounta I am not supposed to use the computer in my bosses office and he should be back at ten thirty five sharp, accordin ta my notes. Don't drop yer gloves til ya get at least one in eh? Later lad.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 13 Aug 05 - 09:52 AM

Woo! Holy flip, Dale, you are up early, eh? No, wait, its' eealerier in New Brunswick, ain't it. ARe you on Atalantic time? Well, I am up early today because some flippin' bird was yellin' outside the window and I got up fer some reason. Looks like it will be a great day in the little town, eh? The sun is shinin'. Man, it is a flippin' good thing I did not send that letter, eh? I wrote it all down last night, but I didn't have the right address, so I just left it for general deelivery in yer town in New Brunswick. Now I don't see it nowhere. That's strange. Maybe Don took it or somethin'. I dont' know why he would, though. Well, anyway, I guess it dont' matter now, cos you are happy with the job.

I get the point about the nipples, man. Way cool. Maybe I shoud, like, get a job in a place like that.

Me and Don had a plan once to open an Inconvenience Store in town. It would only be open on variable hours, maybe 3 hours a day, different each day, dependin' on whne we felt like it, and wouldn't stock nothin' good. Ha! JOke, eh?

I am glad to hear you are doin' good, man. Way to go.

Look, I got an idea to sell home made hats and T-shirts, eh? They say, "Free Sex! Apply Here." and they have a arrow pointin' down, eh? Like down at the lower body, know'm sayin'? Pretty cool, eh? Whaddya think?

- BDiBR (Shane)

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 05 - 11:01 AM

Hey Shane. Dale back at ya. Frig man. Waaaay cool! That is a great idea! You are friggin good man. Send me a bunch a them shirts on assinement and I can sell em at the Irving for ya. As long as I can have one for free. But don't send no hats on accounta there's a kinda conotashun what might not go over very good with the lads eh. Know what I mean eh? Like, you know them guys what butter there bread on the other side eh? Not that I know any right? I mean, I don't care what kinda hat anyone wares, but, all the guys on my team ware black skates man. You know what I'm sayin eh? I mean, if ya ware one a them hats like the kids do, bassackwards n all, people are gonna talk eh? And sometimes after a real fast tool on the Honda at night, ya ferget ta turn yer hat around. So, it could be bad. So anyway, I gotta go quick man cause bolthole will be back from the Co-op in five minutes. Here is my address man. It's Shane, Salmon River, New Brunswick, F0C 0F2. Stop the puck first and worry bout the pain later eh. Later eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 07:46 AM

Hey Shane. Dale here. I know why Don took that letter man. Bolthole went to the post office across the street at 08:01 as usual and I was gonna use his computer but some kid dropped a Slerpee and I had ta clean it up. Some lucky because he came flyin back in all excited. He never went to Tim's for his large double-double and honey-bran muffin. He had some mail in his hand and he pointed at me and said "My office, now." He told me to sit down and then he read your letter out loud and asked me if it was true. I said, well, yeah, kinda, and before I could say anything about the fact that I would never touch his daughter because everyone knew that the reason he and Mrs. Bolthole only had one kid was on accounta she was so ugly they never had sex again, he says that he thinks I should come at his house for supper and meet his missus. Then he says that because I haven't swiped any stuff, it shows that I am ternin over a new life, and that he wants to learn me the ropes in the family business, on accounta I mite be family some day. I am finally being seen as for my potency. Ain't it funny how things work out sometimes man? That letter really paid off eh. And I don't mind datin Coyote. She's really nice and smart and she can carry a hindquarter as big as any man ever did. Like, I got eyelids eh. Ya know what I'm sayin eh? Anyway, the big shooter went to Tim's for java and bits for the hole staff and he should be back soon so I gotta git. Keep er twixt the ditches eh. Later eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 09:24 AM

So, I get on the train in Skagway, on the White Pass and Yukon RR, ya know? And I'm ridin' the train when we pass this little ol' squatty shed with the US flag and the Maple Leaf flag in front of it. On the front it says "RCMP." Turns our we had gone into Canada. That li'l ol' shed was where the Mounties had their HQ during the the days of the Chilkoot Trail, back when all the US people were tryin' to bring Civilization to Canada and all they asked for was a little gold in return. And the Mounties set up a Maxim gun!!

Anyway, we go to Fraser, BC and then a bus takes us to Whitehorse, YT. Ya ever been in Whitehorse? For that matter, when was the last time you were in the Yukon?

Everybody was wearing parkas and mukluks and Sorels. We stayed a "Chez Igloo" and the taxi had six dogs. The money was funny, honey, but the toilets were pretty much like real toilets, only they worked better. Everyone seemed to like US cartoons though, 'cuz they all talked about "loonie" and "toonie."

That was were I learned to recognize a Canada goose. A Canada goose goes "Honk, eh?" Or the goosee goes "EEEEEEEEEK! eh?"

Then we went back to Fraser and then back to Skagway on the WP&YRR. It sure was good to see the palm trees and sunshine again after the blizzards and pack ice of Canada! And it happened right there at that little ol' shack, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 05:43 PM

Flip! Don sent the flippin' letter??? Man you have gotta watch that bolthole like a flippin' hawk, eh? He gets these ideas. Like the time he tried to put the moves on my lady love, eh? All that got him was a sore arm, a busted nose, and a cracked rib. Ha Ha! And I busted his startocaster too..the one he borrowed from someone over in Espanola who wasn't home at thetime. Well, he had it comin' because he busted my acoostic guitar too. Over my flippin' head! That was not a good night. Well, it is all in the past now, cos I love him like a brother, eh? Cos he IS my brother. And some days I cuoudl gladly run a road paiver mahcine over him too. It dpenends.

I am glad the lletter turned out okay and you got a girlfriend out of it too. Man, I am definitely lviin' under a lucky star, eh? Just like Jeezus, man. Maybe they will write gospels about ME some day! Wow, eh? Maybe there will be convennts full of nuns who, like, devote their lives to worshippin' me, eh? Heavy...

Hey, Rap, all that stuff about the Yukon has got me ithchin' for the North. I gotta talk to Officer Dana and see if I can get the parole board to, like, sponsor me on a trip up there to, like, cownsel the native youth or somethin'...so's they get on the right path in life, eh? I woudl be good for that, cos I have done a lot of stupid things and made most of the mistakes that a person CAN make and I am still here, eh? That means I am flippin' majorly KWALIFIED to advice people on all that stuff, right?

I am gonna talk to her about it next chance I get. As a flippin' idea this one has merrit. Fer sure.

- BDiBR (Shane)

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 12:48 PM

Dale here. That sounds like a great idea man. Usin yer life skills ta help others and gettin a free trip up north. That's usin yer noggin. The farthest north I ever bin is Doaktown on accounta I missed the turn one night. The road is straight all the way to Doaktown and it was rainin and I didn't have reverse, so I thought, frig that man, I ain't crawlin under this friggin thing in the friggin rain in the friggin dark all alone with no friggin brakes. I ain't stupid eh. It was okay cause they got a beer store there so I didn't run out er nothin. Anyway, I gotta tell ya man. After supper last night, I see Coyote in a new light. She done all the cookin and it was good eats. After supper, she offered ta help me change the tires on my Foreman. She lifted it up fer the blocks and never even took a deep breath. And she lost a lotta weight too. She is built like a brick shithouse man. I figger, with her old man's money, she could even get nose jobs fer all the kids too. That's right, I am shittin with love man. And, he is makin good on his word too. He is teachin me about computers and bank statements and margerines and a hole lotta other stuff. Anyway, I gotta make like the birds and flock off on accounta I have ta copy a hole bunch a figures from one book to another. The boss says every good bizness man keeps two sets of books. I suppose that is fer if ya lose one set. Hammer down, head up eh? Later eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 04:06 PM

Far flippin' out, Dale. YOu are the Man and now you have a Woman who IS a woman. Totally decent! It is great to talk to a guy that has got his flippin' head on strait, know what I'm sayin'? Well, I figger to talk to Officer Dana this afternoon and see what can be done, eh?

We are two lucky guys, Dale, you and me. I just sent of f another article to the papers and it was about pollitics, eh? I am recommendin' that Don Cherry run fer prime Minsiter ASAP and get this flippin' country ON TRACK! He can do it. I don't care what party he runs for neither. It don't matter. With Don Cherry in command this country will kick ass! George Bush will think twice about invadin' Blind River then. Damn straight. And Quebec will either shape up or SHIP OUT! I figger my aftricle witll start a ground smell of public opinion that will sweep Don Cheryy into high office in this country in a year or less.

Later, eh?

- BDiBR (Shane)

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 08:39 PM

Isn't Don Cherry someone like Don Ho?

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 08:54 PM

Gimme a break, man! You gotta be, like, jokin', eh? At least I hope so cos otherwise you are beyond flippin' HOPE.

Don Cherry is tthe greatest hockey commutator in history, that's all. He rules!!!

- BDiBR (Shane)

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 08:59 PM

The next Prime Minister.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 06:53 AM

Don Who is Cherry's sidekick. Geeze oh eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 09:25 AM

Well, hell, I dunno. Hockey isn't real big in a state which is mostly vertical. They tried it here once, only everyone kept sliding to the downhill end. Caused no end of fights and two of the guys had to get married afterwards. Then they tried it using seat belts, only that didn't work at all.

Of course, a good chunk of Idaho is "high desert" country, and they were playing on rocks instead of ice. That could have had a lot to do with the confusion about the puck, too.

Anyway, we do rodeo out here. Lots of cowboys and cowgals from around the US come, and REAL men and women from Canada join them and compete against them -- and sometimes win, too. Them guys on ice skates, triple-axeling and pas-de-dooing around the ice, couldn't begin to cut it on the back of a bronc or a bull when they pull the plug and the eight seconds starts.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 09:00 AM

I think Scotty Hamilton could. And Curt Browning. Definitely Tawnya Harding. And lots more. I don't know about Toler Cranston, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 09:13 AM

Yeah, well, I can just see Scotty Hamilton lugging an elk hindquarter outa one of the canyons up in the River Of No Return wilderness. Spangles all over the meat....

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: robomatic
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 10:11 AM

Hosers are useful because they help make Alaskans look sober, intelligent, and handsome - - a little further up that road!

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 02:18 PM

Guy #1: "Holy FlIP! Look at the bazongas on that babe! I wonder if she's got, like, them implants?"

Guy #2: "I don't know. Alaska."

Har! Har! Funny, eh?

Here's another one...fer when ya pass by a graveyard...

"People are dyin' to get in there, eh?"

Har! Har! Har!

I got a million of 'em.

- BDiBR (Shane)

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 06:34 PM

I'll give ye 2 bucks to keep `em to yourself.

Or at least go annoy people with them down at Hortons and spare the rest of us.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 06:42 PM

Don't you go badmouthin' Tim Hortons! Why, when I was in Whitehorse I would have frozen and starved to death were it not for Tim Horton's. Only edible food in Canada.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 06:49 PM

"...Doughnuts from the dead hockey player
Coffee from the steaming pits of Hell..."
                                           ~~James Gordon

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 05:48 PM

Del here. Don't mind that hoser what can't be Cluin in ta our humour eh Shane. You got the ticket man. The hot ticket eh. Get it? You are a hot ticket eh man. You and I are castin the same fly eh. Ya gotta ignore the retractors man. Else ya wouldn't be on the cuttin edge a humour eh. Get it? Cuttin? Humour? I am the cut up in the family man. You and I should get together after you come back from up north and write some stuff fer one a them TV shows or maybe a flick man. That would be hawsome man. Get it ? Haw some? HAW! Anyway, the reason I am rightin is on accounta Dale is actin weird man. He called me and said he was turnin over a new life and he is hooked up with Coyote. Coyote! I mean, I'm not as innocent as I look neither eh. But all of them was, like, duty, right? Ya know what I'm sayin, right? Sicosimpathetic eh? I try to be a nice guy, right? I got eyelids too, but, like, I blink right? Okay, so, like, anyway, I think Dale is gettin reeled in again eh. Soon as she squeezes out a few pups, he will be back at pumpin gas. Mark my word man. You got a good woman but you are lucky. Dale never had no such luck with the fair sex, unless he paid the fare eh. Get it? I am goin up ta Kent County and straten that lad out as soon as I get the rest of these here trucks sold. Geeze I hate havin ta sell em for parts, but getting em reregistrated is such a hassle eh. OK, like, I gotta git cause it will be dark soon and I got a full night of work on accounta it is a full moon and all eh. Tight lines and strate shootin eh. Later eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 06:22 PM

Listen up, man. New joke:

Whaddya call three blondes, standin' in a row?



A 6-pack of Lite.


Har! Har! Har! Har! Har!


Then there was this skank I met the other day. I couldnt' get her off my mind. She was so ugly, I started havin' dry dreams about her every night!

Har! Har! Har! Har!

Geez. I snorted beer through my nose,eh? That is rank.

- BDiBR (Shane)

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 06:52 PM

Frig man. I near nosewoofed too man. You are way friggin yellow linin it man. Peddal to the metal eh. Across the line eh. Buckel up an no me's in the trees eh. Later eh.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 09:04 PM

waht all this about? eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Amos
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 09:10 PM

It's like, Little Hawk an' gnu are like barfin' through their noses at each other, man, and blaming it on the compass. Y'ever see such a thing??


A

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 09:25 PM

You have to actually GO to Blind River, Amos, and spend at least one weekend there. Go to the Iron Horse Tavern on Friday night. Then you will understand.

The late Rick Fielding played Blind River and lived to tell the tale!

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Amos
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 10:05 PM

Yeah? Ya got any sheilas up there or did they all leave town searching for the brain cell?


All right, all right. I yam sorry -- I'll come for the weekend but only if you're there to show me around!!! MEbbe we'll do some impromptu Shatner tunes together, hey? How'd that be?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 11:04 PM

What a great idea! Look, ya gotta come to Orillia first, and I'll show you around the town from which Gordon Lightfoot sprang. Then we go north, north, north, and a bit west to Blind River. We see if we can survive one weekend there. We visit Shane and get totally flippin' wasted. Beauty, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Aug 05 - 10:23 AM

My band plays a lot of Canadian fiddle tunes. We are forever grateful. Even to the French Canadians.

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 21 Aug 05 - 09:45 AM

I just got back from me camp. Had a lovely time. Even though Dale wasn't up. Odd. I must ring him and find out what he is up to those days.

The neighbours had their annual Games Day and there was a big crowd... even had a hoser all the way from The Big Smoke. Lots of booze and eats of all sorts and great banter and sing alongs around the roaring fire. I went to bed at midnight, after watching a Great Horned Owl hunt rabbits in my yard for a half-hour. It never got any. Them little buggers can jump!!... and they can do zero to 60 in fuck all flat!! I also enjoyed singing on the porch of my camp at 05:10h. I wasn't even yelled at. Most of them had, have, or will have, hangovers.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Aug 05 - 05:48 PM

Humph. I've never had a hangover in Canada. Never. I don't think that they're allowed. Either that or they water the booze a lot.

Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
From: gnu
Date: 21 Aug 05 - 09:09 PM

That's par fer the course, Rap. If ya wake up with a hangover, yer sober. And, if yer sober, ya ain't been drinkin hoser style. The key is ta stay just like ya bin doin... stay drunk and ya won't git no hangfovers... in Canuckville or anywhere else. Keep yer lizards in yer pockets, Yankee boys. Later eh.