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Subject: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: catspaw49 Date: 21 Aug 08 - 12:13 AM Well they must be! What else would account for THIS!!! Okay.....I was bored. But ain't it a fun image? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: katlaughing Date: 21 Aug 08 - 12:22 AM Well, holy cow! If you really bored, Spaw, check out my posting to the kestrel thread up top! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: robomatic Date: 21 Aug 08 - 01:20 AM I think when you live in a town named Intercourse, certain things usually follow.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Aug 08 - 01:24 AM And with no TV or radio to take your mind off it.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 01:25 AM I knew it had to be you, Spaw! But where, oh where, is any mention of the Mustache/Tuner? (Or was it a pitch pipe?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 01:34 AM Hey, come on- radio and TV are far more likely to fix your mind on it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Megan L Date: 21 Aug 08 - 03:41 AM There were a lot of power cuts. Ye widny want them tae get cauld. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: catspaw49 Date: 21 Aug 08 - 06:02 AM Here it is Ebbie! The never to be forgotten Amish Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner What a fine product! We here at Fly-By-Nite Industries were proud to sell it................. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 08 - 06:48 AM "Power cuts"??? Oh, dear, I sense a huge misunderstanding about the Amish lifestyle.... or a message typed with tongue posiioned in cheek. Just in case it's the former, then FYI an integral part of Amish tradition is the refusal to use electricity provided by high-voltage power lines, hence no power interruptions or failures. In those rare instances where electricity is used, it is powered by battery, generator or engine (gasoline or kerosene). So there's plenty of "bundling" going on during those long winter nights! Besides, they need to produce those kids for all the manual labor that has to be done. It has been ever thus; the only thing that accounts for the recent population explosion seems to be a reduction in attrition: more Amish kids are deciding to stay within the Amish community as adults. It seems counterintuitive. One would think that, with the explosive increase in modern technological conveniences, older teenagers and young adults would be more tempted to fall away from the "Plain" ways of the Amish, yet they appear to find the traditional lifestyle a more attractive alternative. I wonder why? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Bobert Date: 21 Aug 08 - 08:06 AM Did ya hear the one about the Amish taxi driver??? Nevermind... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Severn Date: 21 Aug 08 - 08:50 AM Something's amish in Pennshulvania? How many Mennonite does one Pennsylvania Dutch girl go through? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: olddude Date: 21 Aug 08 - 08:56 AM the "Plain" ways of the Amish, yet they appear to find the traditional lifestyle a more attractive alternative. I wonder why? It is all the SEX |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Rapparee Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:03 AM When I lived in Geauga County, Ohio -- a very heavily Amish area -- the bishops had said that it would not be "frugal" to require a farm owner to remove electricity, television, and such things simply to meet the religious requirements of an Amish tenant farmer. Nor, if you had an Amish woman helping with the household chores, would she be forbidden to use an electric iron or to watch television while ironing (and so on). The local Emergency Room had for a while a rash of vaginal infections caused by the use of plastic wrap for contraception. The Amish folks I knew weren't, in the long run, a whole lot different from their "Yankee" neighbors. (I always wanted to do a helicopter traffic report: "Now, there's a tractor pullin' a discer out on Miller road, so traffic's kinda slow but still movin' there. Jacob Miller's out in his buggy agin this mornin' on Gingerich Road and like usual his horse is actin' up. Miz Drummond's car is stuck at the traffic light on Main Street and you know she can't drive a clutch good so she's buckin' the buggy right good. And you folks on Old 91, Uri's pulling a load of manure out to the field so be reeeeeaaaal careful comin' over the hill by Eph's place lessen you want to clean your car real good." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Rapparee Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:35 AM I once asked an Amish fella about the "Amish turkeys" advertised in the newspapers around Thanksgiving time. He pushed his hat back, stroked his beard, and said, "Amish turkeys, huh? Well, I know a lot of 'em." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: SharonA Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:36 AM Rapaire: Tractors and cars?? These don't sound like purists! More the "Fancy" Amish than the Plain Folk. Not that I see that many Plain Folk here in Pennsylvania, either. That's the thing about the Plain Folk: they keep to their own community, and they don't have much interest in being seen (a.k.a. gawked at) by tourists and other outsiders. By the way, I've been through Intercourse. Took about 5 minutes. It's highly overrated... :-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Bobert Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:54 AM Sorry to hear about that, Shaa-roonA... You jus' need a good Amish man... It'll take him at least a half an hour to get ya' thru Intercourse... lol... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Megan L Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:58 AM Dammit ah thocht she meant iterflora those phone lines are a bitch at times |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: catspaw49 Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:08 AM But remember when you are though with Intercourse you're almost in Paradise! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Bobert Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:08 AM Well, the Amish is a tad on the funny side about their "toys"... They hide their cars in the barn... The keep the telephone in the barn... They have refrigerators, water heatersm washing machine and juts about every appliance known to mankind but they all have to run off of propane??? Go figure??? When I was in college I worked a summer framing houses with Mennonites and they had every concievable "electric" power tool that you can imagine... Plus new 3/4 pickup trucks... At home, however, no 'lectricity in the house... Had to watch TV in the barn... Jus' kiddin' about the TV part but they did have 'lectricity in the barn??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:20 AM My wife thinks that the cut of the trousers Amish men traditionally wear, particularly the fact that they have no rear pockets to allow the smooth curve of buttock to be obscured by a bulky billfold, accentuates the posterior region in such a manner that Amish women simply can't keep their hands off their studly consorts. This despite the fact that the Amish tradition of wearing a full beard but shaving one's upper lip is remarkably unsexy. If they'd either shave or let the mustaches grow, half the US population would probably be Amish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Bat Goddess Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:37 AM I think it was American Printer or Graphic Arts Monthly that ran an article about a printshop in Amish country -- all the printing presses were water-powered. When I was growing up in Wisconsin in the '50s & '60s, most of the Amish/Mennonite population was around Holloway in the north central part of the state. The population has expanded considerably since then. The Schulz family farm (farmed by my grandparents and then by my uncle) outside of Colby, WI is now Amish-owned, but the original house and barn are long gone. I haven't visited Colby since the mid-'70s, so I haven't a clue as to the size of the Amish population currently farming in the area. Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:43 AM Confusion is due mainly to the various groups. 'Amishness' is always clear but the differing rules in differing areas is not. Even the name(s) are confusing. Strictly speaking, 'Mennonites' are not Amish but one could say that the Amish are Mennonite; they broke away from the Mennonite church a couple of centuries ago. There are many, many differing 'kinds' of Amish: Amish Mennonite. Conservative Mennonite. Grace Mennonite. These are all different from the actual Mennonite church but are not quite Amish in the sense that most people expect. Then there are the differing disciplines of Amish themselves: Old Order Amish. And the 'car Amish': Beachy Amish. Bontrager Amish. (I don't even know all the different names denoting very slight differences in their norms. In my family we always had normal electricity but many of my relatives did not. My own uncle built a large new home- with not a scrap of wiring in it. Took a huge loss when the day came that he sold it. The Amish have no qualms about using modern conveniences; their aim is to not allow their people to become 'worldly' in its use. For instance, a telephone in the home is worldly and could lead to laxness. A telephone in the barn or in a shed can be considered a necessity, whether for emergencies or for business. However, I have never heard of a car or truck hiding in a barn. I do know some use fast little farm tractors for everything from travel between farms to grocery shopping. I have never lived in one of the huge Amish communities but I have hundreds - maybe thousands - of relatives that do. Some of the stories emanating from some of those communities have been a scandal in 'the' church for generations. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:47 AM But Spaw, I do want to get me one of them Amish Australian Pitchfork Tuners. Make him 6'4" or taller and with a craggy face. Thanks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Megan L Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:50 AM Ebbie m'dear its nourishment ye want no punishment :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: GUEST,lox Date: 21 Aug 08 - 11:09 AM I think it's good news. It's a sign that not all of Americas young are falling hook line and sinkeer for the established corporate lifestyle prescription, but increasint numbers see the value of more important things... ... like having lots of sex. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 21 Aug 08 - 11:49 AM But remember when you are though with Intercourse you're almost in Paradise! Spaw Yeah but its just up the road from Blueball. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 11:54 AM In the Oregon community where I grew up, there was an unpaved road along which a number of Amish families lived. It was - officially - designated 'Hook and Eye Lane'. Nowadays the sign says: 'Dutch Lane'. Now that is political correctness. But no harm- the Amish didn't mind either way. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 21 Aug 08 - 12:25 PM I don't know about the orgies but those Amish teens who have not yet joined the church are the hardest partiers anywhere. My kid ended up at an Amish field party a few years back. They had a heavy metal band and enough booze, weed and hard drugs to stone an army. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Donuel Date: 21 Aug 08 - 12:30 PM No one wallows in a sex orgy, unless they are in the pool or hot tub. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 12:39 PM Where was this, Neil D? Indiana? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 21 Aug 08 - 12:46 PM The Hutterites, another anabaptist group, are good husbandmen as well, having increased from 400 (when they came to North America in 1874) to about 60000. They live in small communal groups, organized as corporations, in western Canada and northwestern U. S. Each corporation has the best mechanical equipment that the group can afford, and their agricultural operations are computerized. The colony I am most familiar with has air-conditioned plows and combines for their grain acerage, and a large commercial egg operation. Theu sell produce at the local farmers markets, but the real money comes from their large egg and grain operations. From profits, each family receives an allowance for personal needs and wants. They have fitted Suburban vans to carry women and children to town for doctor visits and personal shopping. They have modern living quarters for the families with the latest in subfloor heating from a central plant. Cooking is done centrally and meals are taken in the eating facilities, but in their dwellings they have coffee makers, toasters, their own china for snacks and some welcome for gossip. They frown on radios, TV, singing (except their unison in religious services), etc., but they often visit non-Hutterite friends and watch movies, etc., and there are hidden radios or TVs in their basements. On the plus side, NO discussion of politics, they do not vote in elections. The colony pays corporate taxes. They are excused from military service. Women do not operate farm equipment or drive, and men make the decisions. Women operate the kitchen, tend vegetable gardens, make clothes, care for the family, tend the communal goose flock, etc. A teacher is brought into the colony to teach to grade six level, a rare few go to grade nine level. Language in the family and in most operations is their German-Moravian dialect, but most can converse reasonably well in English. Some of the young leave the colonies, but most seem to prefer the communal life style, where each has his job or specialties that contribute to the whole. Colony members, including parents, are forbidden to contact those who leave. Of course secret visits do take place in some cases. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Eric the Viking Date: 21 Aug 08 - 12:48 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iegsNMxNALE
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Donuel Date: 21 Aug 08 - 01:09 PM Q Thank you. In light of this We need to write a new TV series. Little Corporation on the Prarie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: GUEST,Russ Date: 21 Aug 08 - 01:17 PM Ebbie, I am curious. What makes the usage of something "worldly"? Is "worldly' an English translation of a foreign term? Russ (Permanent GUEST) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 02:13 PM Yes. 'Worldly' is a catch-all term the Amish use to label something they consider morally oblivious with the potential of harming the spiritual development of its people. And 'yankee' is an English translation of a dialectical word the Amish use to denote someone not Amish and also not one of the Plain Peoples. The word the Amish use is 'hocher' which literally translates as 'higher' (not to be confused with the notion that the Amish consider said person to be superior! *g*). I never heard the term 'yankee' used until after I left home. Away from home, perhaps because we were not in a large enclave of similar people, we always said 'non-Amish'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 02:28 PM The YouTube Weird Al song is clever but it's too bad he didn't use Amish people! One saving grace (so to speak) of the Amish is that they love to laugh and not least at themselves. I grew up with all kinds of anecdotes poking fun at the Amish. The only Amish things in that video, of course, was the horse and buggy and the head coverings the females were wearing. I don't know where they got those coverings. I guess I'll pass on something that my oldest brother claims to this day was a completely inadvertent reposte. As I implied before, the Amish don't use buttons on their clothing. The women use straight pins- I have a scar inside my upper arm to attest to that. When I and a older sister were dancing around with my arm around her waist, my skin got caught on her waistband - and the men use hooks and eyes. In Oregon, where the Amish were known as hard-working people true to their word, we youngsters seldom got twitted about our lifestyle. In fact most of my friends in school envied me the wide choice of riding horses I had. But once in awhile someone said something meant to be hurtful. My oldest brother at age 11 was on his way home from school when an older kid, a hocher, called after him, "Hey, Hook! You lost your Eye!" Without breaking his stride, my brother called back, "Hey Butt! You lost your Hole!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: katlaughing Date: 21 Aug 08 - 02:37 PM LOL! Good one, Ebbie's brother! Ebbie, if you don't mind my asking, why straight pins? Why not safety pins or hooks and eyes? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 02:48 PM Tradition, you know. *g* Actually, there are a lot of mindless strictures of the sort, kat. Kind of like the old story of the cutting off the legs of a chicken before putting it in the roaster... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: katlaughing Date: 21 Aug 08 - 03:01 PM Well, I figured that, Ebbie.:-) Just wondering what the reasoning was behind such a tradition. Doesn't really matter, though, to each his own. I'm not even going to ask about the chicken one, which I've never heard and don't want to know about!**bg** |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Rapparee Date: 21 Aug 08 - 03:42 PM My old friend Uri -- probably the most intelligent man I've ever known -- walked into a bar in Middlefield, Ohio, and sat down next to his Yankee friend, Frank. Uri lit a cigarette and ordered a glass of beer. He turned to Frank and said, "Well, I guess this will the last of both of these for a while." "What's the matter, Uri? Are you ill?" asked Frank. "No," Uri replied. "I'm fine. But they've just elected me Bishop." (Uri wrote textbooks for the Amish schools, testified in the Amish Schools case, wrote the educational syllabus for the Amish schools in Ohio, wrote a fictionalized autobiography, wrote his true autobiography, etc. etc. Yet he was still delighted when I explained to him that a computer we'd just installed was a toollike a plow, that it just made our work a bit easier. He died shortly after I left Ohio and the world was a sadder place for his passing.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 04:14 PM Rap, here comes a bit of my incipient and acerbic Amishness: Uri may have been a smart man, but he was NOT a good Amishman. If he was elected Bishop he already was a minister- a minister in the Amish faith is, ipso facto, a role model. Instead, he was a hypocrite. In any Amish church he would have been given a chance to "repent", if he was unable to, he would have been excommunicated. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Rapparee Date: 21 Aug 08 - 05:32 PM Oh, I don't think so, Ebbie. It's a sure bet that Uri only rarely either smoked or drank and then only because of his long-standing Yankee connections. You see, he was brought "into town" to finish his schooling to the 8th grade and because of his intelligence and, well, scholarship was offered by the leading citizens a full scholarship to study as far and as widely as he wished. His family was living on the farm outside town and while they knew of the offer they put no pressure on him to be "churched." After a long, long summer of decision making (and his fictionalized account of it is called "The Long Summer") he elected to stay with "the church" instead of "going Yankee." After the 8th grade he returned to the family farm, respected by both the Amish and the Yankee communities for his honest decision. I knew him for a dozen years and knew people who had known him for decades (including his CO work in WW2), both Amish and Yankee. No one ever had anything but praise for him. In fact, I went back there some years after Uri had died and was shopping in an "Amish store" run by his children. Unaware of the store's owners, I bought a copy of his autobiography and mentioned that I had known him. "Sarah! Here's a man who knew Dad!" and the questions came thick and fast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: katlaughing Date: 21 Aug 08 - 07:11 PM What a wonderful friend and memory to have, Rapaire. Thanks for telling us about Uri. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 21 Aug 08 - 08:18 PM I was serious about the Hutterite colonies being registered as corporations or co-operatives; it is necessary under Alberta law for their method of doing business. (In Montana, the income of the colony is divided among the members and they pay taxes individually). Ten years ago, in Alberta the colonies produced one-third of the dairy products, eggs and hogs in the province (didn't look for later figures) from 1.5 million acres and those figures are up. Their success is a source of friction in a few areas. Ten per cent of Canada's milk came from Hutterite operations in 1997. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Peace Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:01 PM "yet they appear to find the traditional lifestyle a more attractive alternative. I wonder why?" Spend an hour in a traffic snarl, day in, day out. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:20 PM Sometimes it looked good to me too. We once had a HB 'river lot' on the North Saskatchewan, not far from a colony. Spent many an evening at the colony, sometimes riding shotgun in a combine, telling yarns. A lot different from the corporate life in the city. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Bobert Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:30 PM Clackity, clack, clackity, clack...Bang...Clackity, clack, clackity, clack, claity, clack.... Amish drive-by shooting... Nevermind... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Riginslinger Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:35 PM ...and a bunch of them in Mexico... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 21 Aug 08 - 09:59 PM My exposure to the Amish is limited to one week per year, courtesy of selling my pots at an arts & crafts festival in the Amish country of northern Indiana every summer. Some of the folks in that community drive the traditional Amish horse and buggy, but more and more are opting for more cutting edge non-motorized transport. A lot of folks ride bicycles, recumbent models included, and many of them are very expensive high-tech models. Many who use horse-drawn transport drive modern steel-constructed carts with automobile-type tires instead of the traditional buggy. Traditional clothing customs are observed in most attire, but there seem to be no rules regarding shoes or women's purses and some folks get pretty outrageous in their choices of those items. And the younger set hangs out in the Burger King parking lot just like we did when I was a teenager. The only difference is that we had cars and they have really nice bicycles. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: jeffp Date: 21 Aug 08 - 11:09 PM But remember when you are though with Intercourse you're almost in Paradise! Spaw Yeah but its just up the road from Blueball. Neil D That's when you take Bird-in-Hand. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: katlaughing Date: 22 Aug 08 - 12:22 AM *groan*...LOL My granddad handmade wooden toys. One year he gave me a small buggy, suitable for a couple of small dolls. It had a long shaft, was kind of enclosed and had a porthole in the back and it was painted pink! When Night Owl's house burnt down and I learned how she had to let her carriage business go before that, I started sending her stuff to replace some household items. Eventually, I sent her the buggy my granddad made. It took her, with her knowledge of buggies, to ask me if my granddad had been Amish. Well, he hadn't but he did live in Pennsylvania and he remembered what Amish buggies looked like, 'cause that's what he made for me. All those years and I didn't realise that's the model I had! It's pretty special. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: catspaw49 Date: 22 Aug 08 - 01:12 AM Long shaft? Porthole in back? Pink? Are you sure this wasn't a Harry Hardtool blow-up doll? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: katlaughing Date: 23 Aug 08 - 12:22 AM Oh, gawd, Spaw, I didn't realise I was feeding you such straight lines! I shall request a photo from Night Owl, asap! LMAO! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 23 Aug 08 - 11:48 AM From: Ebbie Date: 21 Aug 08 - 12:39 PM Where was this, Neil D? Indiana? It would have been Ohio. Probably Wayne Co. although Tuscarawas or Holmes is also possible. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: gnu Date: 23 Aug 08 - 12:00 PM Hutterites got nice trucks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: olddude Date: 24 Aug 08 - 10:55 AM A buggie just rolled by, It was driven by a two bagger you know that's where you put one over your head in case the one over hers falls off |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: katlaughing Date: 24 Aug 08 - 11:29 AM gnu! Thanks!! I love his music...great songs and delivery! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 24 Aug 08 - 11:48 AM Not too many of them, perhaps, but there are some beauties among them, olddude. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Aug 08 - 12:29 PM The chicken story for those who don't know... A newly married couple had pan roast chicken for their first Sunday lunch together. The husband asked his wife 'why do you always cut the legs off the chicken before you roast it? It's not the way my mother did it.' Wife replied - 'That's the way my mother did it, so that's how I learned to do it.' She thought about this for a while and then went to see her mother. 'Mom, why did you teach me to always cut the legs off the chicken before I roast it?' Mother replied - 'That's the way my mother did it, so that's how I learned to do it, and it's the way I taught you to do it.' Wife thought on this a bit more. She went to visit her grandmother. 'Grandmother, Why did you teach mother to always cut the legs off the chicken before she roasted it? That's how she taught me to do it and I was wondering why it was? Does it help the chicken cook better? Does it make it more juicy or get better crackly skin?' Grandmother looked at her and replied - 'That's the way my mother did it, so that's how I learned to do it'. Wife thought long and hard. Finally she decided, there was nothing else to do but go and visit her great grandmother in the nursing home. Surely SHE, at 104years old would be able to tell her why her mother and grandmother cut the legs off the chicken before roasting it. 'Great-grandmother, why did you teach grandmother to always cut the legs off the chicken before she roasted it? That's how she taught mother and mother taught me to do it and I was wondering why it was? Does it help the chicken cook better? Does it make it more juicy or get better crackly skin?' Great-grandmother picked up her teeth and put them in, she leaned closer to her great-granddaughter, hummed and ahhed for a minute, pulled her even closer and said, 'When I was a young wife, at the turn of the century, we were so poor, we could only afford a small pan to roast in. How else was I going to fit the chicken into the pan if I didn't cut its legs off?' LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 26 Aug 08 - 06:07 PM Hamish- an hEnglish Amish. Oh, well. Sorry. The chicken story causes me to stray further- We have many immigrants from the Orient here, and apparently they all learn that the way to cut up a chicken is with a cleaver. Deli entrees with chicken, and even KFC offerings, turn up with bone chips, betraying the origin of the preparer. Before buying, one must make sure that the preparer knows how to debone. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Rapparee Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:29 PM Geez, I was taught to rip chickens apart with my bare hands. Cows and pigs too. Just grab 'em and.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 28 Sep 08 - 09:39 PM They make a LOT of noise, though, Rapaire. Upsetting to us sensitive ones. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Ebbie Date: 28 Sep 08 - 09:41 PM Darn. I was looking for an appropriate thread for something about the Amish; when I read this thread I forgot that I was refreshing an OLD thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies From: Peace Date: 28 Sep 08 - 11:07 PM "Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies" As long as no one thinks they're dancin' . . . . |
