That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:17 AM

Not all the bearded wazzocks are male, either !

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: GUEST,Brynhildr
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:17 AM

"beardy wazzocks singing old bloody songs and stuff"

You bloody call that "singing"? I'm a professional in the music industry and all folk singers are total crap and pretentious as well. All other music is brilliant though. I know that because I'm a professional in the music industry.

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:16 AM

And what's wrong with Maidenhead? Maidenheadians will tell you it's a fine town. But us beardy old wazzocks know it's nearly as shit as Blitherscrum.

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: theleveller
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:16 AM

"maidenheads and strong cider "

Maidenheads haven't existed since we discovered sex in 1965 - or was it 1695? Sod it, just pass the strong cider.

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: Fred McCormick
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:13 AM

That's the trouble with folk. It's full of beardy wazzocks singing old bloody songs and stuff. If I hear one more song about maidenheads and strong cider I'll throw up.

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: theleveller
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:13 AM

This thread is wazzockist. There must be a law against it.

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: Rain Dog
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:10 AM

7 posts already to this thread. That proves beyond any shadow of a doubt Blitherscrum Folk Festival is shit. The whole of Mudcat has spoken. No, in fact the whole of the world has spoken.

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:07 AM

Yes, but was there a panel discussion on What is Folk?

(I've never heard the term 'wazzock' before. Did you just make it up, Tim? And is the accent on the 'waz-' or the '-zock'?)

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: GUEST,Nu-Folkie
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 11:05 AM

Sadly I'm too young to have grown a beard yet, because I'm only twelve and three quarters. I'm looking forward to being a beardy wazzock soon though!

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: GUEST,Beardybanjiman
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 10:59 AM

"They advertise it as Folk but then when you go its loads of beardy wazzocks singing old bloody songs and stuff "

Well clearly it's not really folk.... all real folkies know that all the real folk singers are dead.

.... and just because a song is old, doesn't make it a folk song, in fact all the folk songs are dead as well. Killed by the interweb and by simple working folk becoming literate.

Claerly you know nothing Mr Leaning, in fact you're sh+t.

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: GUEST,Affronted of Blitherscrum
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 10:58 AM

Hear Hear! I really wish that Mudcat would stop beardy wazzocks talking about bloody shit folk songs, it's a bloody disgrace!

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Hmmmm. It appears that the following all share the same computer: GUEST,Mr. Parsnip, GUEST,wazzock police, GUEST,Member of Bulboushead, GUEST,Dorothy Frottage, GUEST,Brynhildr, GUEST, Nu-Folkie, GUEST,Affronted of Blitherscrum, GUEST,bearded wazzock, et al. I have to say all these Guests make me nervous, but I'll let it go in the name of humor humour.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: GUEST,bearded wazzock
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 10:51 AM

I hate bloody folk songs, and what's more if any of them smiled smugly at me I'd start a bloody thread on Mudcat about it!

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: GUEST,Silas
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 10:51 AM

"loads of beardy wazzocks singing old bloody songs and stuff"

Love absoloutly LOVE IT!!!!!

LOL

Subject: RE: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: theleveller
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 10:47 AM

"its loads of beardy wazzocks singing old bloody songs and stuff "

Sounds more like that Crosby, Stills and Nash at Glastonbuggery.

Subject: That Blitherscrum? thats shit that is.
From: Tim Leaning
Date: 13 Oct 10 - 10:33 AM

That Blitherscrum Folk Festival is shit.
They advertise it as Folk but then when you go its loads of beardy wazzocks singing old bloody songs and stuff
Discuss.