Subject: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Oct 00 - 04:23 PM A mudcat recluse, name of Spaw Kept constantly wagging his jaw Till one day with a shout His teeth all fell out And revealed a most cavernous maw |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Oct 00 - 04:40 PM Hawk tried to get in a good lick. T'was pathetic, not even a flick. That should not surprise Since 3 things the same size, Are a pea, his brain, and his dick. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Áine Date: 07 Oct 00 - 04:42 PM Spaw - 1 Little Hawk - 0 |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Oct 00 - 05:14 PM I see that the official size of my dick keeps shrinking. This is worrisome. On the other hand, peas of that size could prove quite useful in terms of increasing agricultural production, so it ain't all bad, I suppose... Why is it that insecure guys always insult the other guy's dick? :-) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Oct 00 - 05:24 PM Because the burden of dragging around a 6 foot schlong make us envious of you guys who only need tweezer to take a piss instead of an electric winch. Its scary to think I might piss myself if there was no place to plug in my winch ... Makes me insecure. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Oct 00 - 05:34 PM By golly, that would make a guy insecure, all right. Now I understand. You know, I think Big Norma should know about you. She's this woman in Orillia who's been looking for someone with those sort of dimensions. She works at the slaughterhouse, tossing quarters of beef cattle into holding bins. I'll see what I can do about this... So...how about another limerick?
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Oct 00 - 05:40 PM Go right ahead....I'm going out for a few hours.....I'll check in when I get back. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,flattop's nemesis Date: 07 Oct 00 - 05:48 PM A 6 foot dick on a 4' 6" man??? That is most unusual. I will have to inform the Royal Biological Society. We are presently engaged in a search for flattop's brain (which has thus far proven fruitless...), but I think we can spare a research team to go down and visit you, Spaw. Are you willing to be photographed? |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Oct 00 - 06:06 PM The bloke with the 2 metre schlong, felt something was terribly wrong For without his winch, things were starting to pinch and something was starting to pong.... LTS |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Oct 00 - 06:15 PM The folks in Orillia eat cheese With almost whatever they please They put it on toffee They stir it in coffee But it just makes poor Hesperis sneeze I kid you not. The people in this town would probably eat rabbit turds if they had melted cheese poured on them.
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Banjer Date: 07 Oct 00 - 06:15 PM 'Spaws situation sounds kinda like the 'Ooh-Ooh' bird condition. That's the bird with the 6" pecker and the 2" legs...Whenever he tries to land you can hear him calling "ooh-ooh-ooh'....never did hear what he cries when he does land...any thoughts?
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Oct 00 - 06:18 PM No, that's the Oomi Gooli bird - it has extremely short legs and when it comes in to land you hear the charachteristic cry of Oomi Gooli... Brings a whole different meaning to skid marks.... LTS |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Micca Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:14 PM All this talk of Dick size is a con and, my word , how you boys do go on hurling barbs to and fro but I'll have you both know that the score is Hawk nil Catspaw one And the ladies with smiles on their faces know its not size,its the knowledege of paces and the part of the day that is spent in foreplay and the skill of touching the right places |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:31 PM Spaw, I hate to break it to you, but if I saw someone with your alleged dimensions headed my way, I'd be running the other way really fast. Probably screaming. Carol (who will have limericks later) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: bbelle Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:33 PM I sit viewing my screen in amazement At these men whose dicks hit the pavement Too big for my taste So I remain pure and chaste In the end, it is I who'll pass judgment Not bad for a first go, eh? moonjen
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:43 PM Way to go, Jenny! You are now officially a member of the Orillia clique!!! Break out the champagne. As for Spaw, he can have his 6 foot schlong, if he can find a female elephant (or perhaps a blue whale) willing to overlook his other more obvious flaws... :-) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: bbelle Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:50 PM You haven't read the Rick Kane thread lately. Yesterday, I became an Honourary Canadian Citizen, but it all hinged upon whether I was going to be inducted into the Orillia Non-Clickety-Clack-Cleek. Now, my worries are over. Yeah, eh? moonjen doing the Maple Leaf Rag |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 07 Oct 00 - 08:43 PM moonjen, Make sure they give you a key to the Orillia Municipal Porta-potty. Don't mind the man waving from the door. He's mostly friendly. Carol |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:04 PM See! I have no problem with it, eh. Glad you're now officially a Member of the NON-clique, moonjen. Congratulations!
A woman as chaste as the moon I am baaaad, eh? |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: bbelle Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:50 PM Oh, hespy, you are BAAAAD, in a GOOOD way! I shall take my responsibility as an Honourary Orillian quite seriously and shall uphold the standards, such as they are, with the utmost care. I shall don my mail and fight the good fight, in the name of Orillia. To see that all 69 donut shops are fully stocked with Tim Horton donuts and coffee and that the local constabulary is kept well-fed and to fat to run after anyone ... To see that the lock on the Orillia Municipal Porta-potty is kept with key and the hinges well greased ... To visit every truckstop to gather up all "Half-Dead-Ted" cds and tapes, so as to not cause a blight on the good Orillia name ... I shall promise and cross my heart with my living bra to become a semi-permanent fixture at Don's Coffeehouse ... And, last but not least, I shall attend song circle every Monday night, if only in spirit, and if only to carry the many harps of the one called Little Hawk and the geetar of the one called flattop who only changes one string-at-a-time every six months. moonjen lowly new member of the Orillia non-clickety-clack-cleek |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 09 Oct 00 - 03:46 AM A man with a six foot long johnson Who wanted to go to Wisconsin Created a fuss When he boarded the bus Cause they couldn't fit all of his schlong in |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Micca Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:25 AM how to tell whos the non-clique in Orillia (a non-clique, theres a thought just to thrill ya) their dress is toned down like the rest of the town but their knickers, their knickers are frillier |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Micca Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:40 AM Bugger, forgot the line breaks how to tell whos the non-clique in Orillia (a non-clique, theres a thought just to thrill ya) their dress is toned down like the rest of the town but their knickers, their knickers are frillier |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:00 AM Excellent, Micca! Those line breaks are elusive little devils, aren't they? |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Steve Parkes Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:22 AM I normally wouldn't purloin A rhyme of another man's groin, Though I'm up to the task. I'll simply just ask, Is this private, or can anyone join in? Oh bugger! Steve |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:35 AM Steve - yes. Definitely. Micca - beautiful! Glad to see you here. Carol - Oh, my, GOD! I laughed so hard at that, I almost sprayed my keyboard!!! Almost. (It was just water anyway, but still...) Sheesh, I'm going to have to come up with another one now. I couldn't get in Mudcat last night, and that sorta gave me a reprieve.
hesperis, gone to scribble. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,Dave Forshaw, UK Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:55 AM there was a young man named McEwan Said why be bothered with screwin' It's safer & neeter to fingre your peter and besides, you can see what you're doin'! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Grab Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:57 AM Regardless of taste, sense or style, The 'cat always goes the extra mile On gross-out sick jokes, That poor newbie folks Aren't sure whether to puke or to smile. Knob jokes - well just fantasise With a sausage balloon in your strides. But one little prick On that pneumatic dick And it goes flaccid and loses its rise. Grab. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Amos Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:58 AM The Spaw's oversized animation Was discovered in hot excitation But the Judge offered closure On public exposure, If he'd flagpole on civic Occasions! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 09 Oct 00 - 12:41 PM So it's in grammarless Fringlish. It's still a limerick!
C'est fait avec papier maché |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Kim C Date: 09 Oct 00 - 01:28 PM My five years of French (a LONG time ago) actually enabled me to read that. :) This is off what appears to be the official limerick subject, but here's one I did for our knitting guild picnic awhile back:
There once was a gal who loved knittin Back to regularly scheduled programming... |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Micca Date: 09 Oct 00 - 01:41 PM all KimCs group so loved knitten and on Spaws endowment were hittin to make it less rude they knitted a snood for the organ, but, made it tight fittin
To give it some art and some style |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: annamill Date: 09 Oct 00 - 02:05 PM Let's see now. I'm very new at this sort of thing, so forgive please!
I once knew a man with a small one,
He said it was talent, and me, not very gallent, Love, annamill |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Amos Date: 09 Oct 00 - 02:10 PM Les gens qui conversent avec Spaw Se trouvent souvent bien hors du loi; Car ils parlent de son paille, Et ils revent de son taille, Mais le toucher ils n' osent pas!!
Ils disent que c'est bien sur enorme! Ciao, tous les copains, Amos |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: bigchuck Date: 09 Oct 00 - 02:22 PM Oh ye'll be sorry ye starrted this one when Midchuck gets back from the woods, ye will. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 09 Oct 00 - 03:33 PM Kim C - Spaw isn't the Official limerick subject, he's just the biggest one. *OOPS!* Amos - I am in awe. Est-ce que tu parles Francais tout le temps? |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Naemanson Date: 09 Oct 00 - 03:51 PM Do I really want to get involved in this game? I must be foolish the throw this into the mix but here goes: The subject is the size of a penis, Mine's not long but it isn't the teeniest, And "service" I say, Is just not my play, But on slow loving I am the keenest. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Amos Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:05 PM No, I don't get to speak it often, and I have forgotten a lot about how to speak it well, but I make up in enthusiasm what I lack in precision. It ain't much more than doggerel with a French twist. You could call it poodlerel. Regards, A |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:06 PM Naemanson is proud of his wiener He claims it's an in-betweener He claims to love slow But the person who'd know Is his lady - has anyone seen 'er?
Annamill likes an oversized phallus -A Nonny Mouse |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Amos Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:16 PM ROTFLMAO, mousethief. Nicely done! A |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:19 PM Thanks, Amos!
Alex |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: annamill Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:22 PM Nonny Mouse, I didn't say I liked oversized phalluses, I just dislike compensating braggards. ('cept for 'spaw) love, annamill |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: bbelle Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:37 PM Oh, anna, what a lovely term "compensating braggards!" I'll tuck it away in my recesses for future use. And I'm sure I will have future use for the term. ~} moonjen
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Midchuck Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:41 PM When ol' 'Spaw, in an amourous sweat, Approached Moonjen, the flatpicklette, She said, "Wow, is it long! But the angle is wrong! Has the tension rod been maxed out yet?" More later. Peter. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: DonMeixner Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:41 PM Asked the Urologist of his patient named Jacque, "Can you Do It while lacking a cock"? "Its not as hard as all that for I use a ball bat. It's called Hickory Dickory Doc!" |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Kim C Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:42 PM Micca, you think that's funny --- but a friend of mine (and this is someone I've known since we were kids, for better than 20 years) saw me knitting socks one day and asked if I could make him one to go on his, ah, his Friend. Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers used to do. I said it was probably possible but not likely! My old French isn't good enough to translate Amos's post. :( |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:45 PM Annamill said to yours truly, "Mouse, "I don't care how Nature endows "a man who will brag "about his undersized flag- pole. A compensating braggart's a louse!"
To Anna I say, "I'm so sorry! A. Nonny Mouse |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Micca Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:50 PM KinC, in certain adult stores and joke shops in the UK the sell those as Presents, called "Willie Warmers" complete with fittings for the "attachments" |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: annamill Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:02 PM This one's a real reach.
Oh Nonny, you've got me so harried, ** BG ** Love, annamill |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:13 PM Annamill, I am sure that your hubby Has a whale of an interleg clubby But, "There's some kinds of pleasure A tape rule can't measure," Say us guys with the tools that are nubby. -Mouse |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: annamill Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:23 PM I just can't compete with you, MT. This is not the place to discuss this. I'm out. You're a great limericatitian, ahh.. limericer, ahhh.. person who write great limerics. Hope you can make a gathering. Maybe FSGW?? Love, annamill |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:24 PM What's an FSGW? I'd love to make lots of gatherings but they're all over in New England and I live in Seattle.
Alex |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:26 PM There's lots more out west than just Cattle And mountains and rivers. I'll battle to teach those from the east That we're folkies too! At least There's one or two out near Seattle.
Alex |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Kim C Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:55 PM Micca, that is a Scream! I'll have to tell my friend about it! :) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 09 Oct 00 - 06:11 PM The thread about Spaw's ample pecker Grew into a huge double decker But when Spaw tried to read it He couldn't complete it Now he wants us to bring in the wrecker |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Micca Date: 09 Oct 00 - 06:16 PM Kim, I might be able to get you one and mail it to you for that "special" friend,****BG*** PM me. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Oct 00 - 06:21 PM A WILLIE WARMER???? Geeziz Micca....Ya' know, I'd have thought you all would have stuck with the more English terminology........."Cock Cozy." Spaw |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Naemanson Date: 09 Oct 00 - 07:29 PM Little Hawk wants to write limericks, Catspaw writes of the size o' pricks, Mousethief writes too, On the size of the tools, With the other Mudcats in the mix. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: bbelle Date: 09 Oct 00 - 07:46 PM This is not one of a bawdy nature, but I wrote it to a friend tonight ...
There was a woman with wings on her feet |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Amos Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:10 PM Well, here's a rough translation: The folks who discuss our friend Spaw They say it's as big as a dorm, A. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Mbo Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:25 PM There once was a Spaw-thing named "Smackers" So big it could play for the Packers And when he got tackled Oh how he cackled And challenged all other attackers |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Amos Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:36 PM When Spaw turns on his 'puter each day This thread is his first choice of play; For each "Spaw-pecker jingle" Makes His Holiness tingle 'Til he Peters his 'Puter's display! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Fergie Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:41 PM There once was a politician names Dick who sported the worlds largest prick He went up for election On the size of his erection What other politician would you pick? replies welcome |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 09 Oct 00 - 09:32 PM (BTW - Thanks Hesperis!) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Elise Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:24 PM For blue whales Spaw's pecker's too short At six feet, they would merely snort For when they play ball it creates quite a squall It takes eight feet for that sport! The reason I know of this fact Is a marine biology professor who was cracked His question on a test Left us quite impressed With bizarre information my head is packed. A jar on his desk entitled "elephant sperm" Made his students all giggle and squirm Albumin and tadpoles within Not designed for an elephant quim Made for an interesting term |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:11 AM I am deeply offended at the general thrust this thread has taken. Indeed, I am appalled! There I was, innocently launching a thread about limericks, expecting to get limericks about sensitive, meaningful, and relevant subjects....like horse racing, caligraphy, stamp collecting, and solipsism....and what do I get? Endless drivel about Spaw's oversized pecker!!! It's an outrage. I hope you are all suitably ashamed of yourselves. I am going to get this limerick thread back on a tasteful basis right now. Ahem...
There once was a fellow named Bill There. That's much better. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:15 AM All these guys with the six-foot long peters Like to flaunt them in front of their readers But I think that the fools Have got the wrong rules And have feet mixed up with millimeters |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Oct 00 - 01:09 AM Lonesome EJ - 2 Spaw - 1 ROTFL!!! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Amos Date: 10 Oct 00 - 01:20 AM Leej Rides again! A |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Crazy Eddie Date: 10 Oct 00 - 05:40 AM 'Spaw thought he'd a muckle long prickle Though in truth,'twas a darn sight more mickle One lady though sued, For the pain that ensued, She'd been served it, as McDonalds pickle! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock Date: 10 Oct 00 - 06:59 AM Freud, in his wisdom, would tell us of Girls' envy of the penis our fellas have But I don't agree - Any woman can see That it's hardly a thing to be jealous of! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Crazy Eddie Date: 10 Oct 00 - 09:00 AM "A pea, and Hawk's brain, and his prickle," said Spaw, "are quite famously mickle" Yet despite flaws like these, Hawk seems able to please, For though little, he knows where to tickle! Well, now that I've insulted both of them, I'm going to switch off my computer for a week, so they cannot get back at me! The perfect plan. HEEHEE
AAARGH NO! that means no Mudcat for a week!......... |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:25 PM |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:38 PM Aw come on, Lonesome EJ, don't be such a tease! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:48 PM Lonesome EJ,the infamous honkey Sometimes had the brain of a donkey While he was fishin For the latest submission He laid his thumb down on the wrong key |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:51 PM Of Hawk's size I haven't a clue Or if I did I wouldn't tell you But an ex-girlfriend told me "Spaw's 'thing' is just tiny." And I really do think she told true |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 10 Oct 00 - 02:36 PM Fergie - I know of quite a few politicians who are pricks.................. not a one o' them had those qualifications, though............ must be the biggest prick in town? (At least!) Moonjen - hard to stop once you start, eh? |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 10 Oct 00 - 02:41 PM A word, my friend, just between us 'Bout the obsession with size of the penis: Me and my mates Do not like our dates To start laughing the moment they've seen us! A. Nonny Mouse |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: John Hardly Date: 10 Oct 00 - 04:05 PM I asked my dear wife not to laugh as she pointed at my lower half "It hurts me dear, that in my mid-years I resemble a thread, not a staff. John Hardly--(middle-aged only if I live to my 90s) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 10 Oct 00 - 04:10 PM One gal --if it wasn't Liz it was Sue-- on an overnight visit made me feel small in my all-and-all When she pointed and said, "hey! where is it?" A. Nonny Mouse |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: TonyK Date: 10 Oct 00 - 04:13 PM I'm supposed to be studying for school and look what I'm doing. Anyway, my ancestors are said to have come originally from Limerick so I thought I'd give a try and see if the collective unconscious comes through. And by the way, there have been some very good limericks here today.
A woman I know, a Hong Konger |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: catspaw49 Date: 10 Oct 00 - 06:44 PM Screw the books Tony.....I think you have a future in your past. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Chump Change Date: 10 Oct 00 - 11:12 PM There once was a track-coach named "Wertz" Making love's like the mile he asserts Through the course of the race one may vary the pace but in the end, however, one spurts |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:19 AM In the Mudcat you never will hear Of a person as precious or dear As the one who makes puns And writes lim'rics for fun Or blows methane clouds out of his rear |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: katlaughing Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:48 AM Of schlongs long I've been readin' Green envy the monitor's seepin' But everyone knows, it's all just for show The truth's in the how you are wieldin'!
For a lady may say she likes long ones
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Bert Date: 11 Oct 00 - 11:43 AM A six foot wood isn't a winner 'cos no girl would let it go in 'er So with strings from a fiddle and a bend in the middle Spaw makes it a courting dulcIMMer |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:15 PM GROAN! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Bert Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:18 PM Ah! hesp. that's the perfect response that every Limerick is supposed to invoke. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: John Hardly Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:23 PM Havin' felt the pain of the winch, for me it's a lead-pipe cinch, Th' devil's deal made, Yes, gladly I'd trade One ball for one extra inch. John oh so Hardly |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 11 Oct 00 - 10:21 PM Is that, John (hardly)...or John HARDly? A girl's gotta know these things. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Oct 00 - 11:57 PM You know, I never intended this thread to be all about whangers, dongs, and other euphemisms like that. I think Spaw started it. The man has no shame. Now it's out of control. It's like some hideous spawn, mutating as it goes. Sort of like that ancient Steve McQueen movie "The Blob". Oh, my god, I think it's got me...there's no escape!
Spaw had such a hell of a whanger Who will end the horror???
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 12 Oct 00 - 01:26 AM Me. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,micca at work Date: 12 Oct 00 - 04:52 AM Young hesperis said in a huff "I am just speaking for me, off the cuff, all this talk about dongs and six foot schlongs Its time someone shouted Enough!!! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Naemanson Date: 12 Oct 00 - 06:40 AM Well, OK, I said that's enough, I'd rather not have to get tough, You've talked of your tools To make the girls drool Now let's talk of the women we love. There once was a woman in Brest Who had a remarkable chest It was high deep and wide, And not at all easy to hide, But it held all the linens for guests.
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,micca at work Date: 12 Oct 00 - 06:54 AM Naemanson, was this the same lady A lady who lived in Madras, she had a most beautiful ass not round and pink as you probably think it was grey,had long ears and ate grass |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 12 Oct 00 - 06:58 AM Sapristi Nurgls, Micca, Damn you, I was just trying to think of that one to post! RtS (the ass having a senior moment) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,micca at work. Date: 12 Oct 00 - 07:02 AM I have been Sponned!!! you dirty rotten swine you!!! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Naemanson Date: 12 Oct 00 - 01:53 PM There was a young lady of Spain Whose face, sad to say, was too plain, But her buns nice and brown, Were seen in the town, As she passed out fresh bread in the lane. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 12 Oct 00 - 03:48 PM What is "sponned"??? |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 12 Oct 00 - 04:00 PM misspelling of "spawned"?
Alex |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Micca Date: 12 Oct 00 - 05:38 PM Over to you, Roger, to explain this one, I am off to Llanstock for a few days. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,boogerfinger Date: 21 Oct 00 - 03:28 PM little jack horner sat in a corner eating a pizza pie, he picked off the pepperoni, blew his friend ronnie and wiped the come up with his tie. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Bernard Date: 21 Oct 00 - 05:17 PM There was a young man from Gwent Whose 'thing' was exceedingly bent To save him some trouble He put it in double And, instead of coming, he went... |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Oct 00 - 10:18 PM LOL! Bernard, that is a good one! I think it's time to launch part III. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 21 Oct 00 - 10:32 PM Limericks, anyone? Part 2 Limericks, part three |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 22 Oct 00 - 12:26 AM Part 2 doesn't seem to be working. Will try again. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,O.V. Michaelsen (Ove Ofteness) Date: 01 Jan 11 - 06:01 PM I'm looking for someone who could make a few of these verses come to life melodically. http://www.rhymestorming.webs.com/ Happy New Year, everyone! Ove |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST, O.V. Michaelsen (Ove Ofteness) Date: 01 Jan 11 - 06:03 PM My e-mail address: WordPlayAuthor@yahoo.com |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST Date: 02 Jan 11 - 09:21 AM how COULD it be over ten years since these limericks tickled our ears?! what's UP with you guys and your focus on SIZE? don't you know it's the 'rock of the boat', dears? Dani |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Dave Hanson Date: 02 Jan 11 - 01:38 PM The Limerick is furtive and mean, You must keep it in close quarantine, Or it sneaks to the slums, And promptly becomes, Disorderly, drunk and obscene. Dave H |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? [5] From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 11 - 06:43 PM That's a favorite. The first line, though--doesn't it have a syllable too many? Ah! "lim'rick" saves it. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? [5] From: DrugCrazed Date: 18 Jun 11 - 09:41 PM This is such a brilliant thread This is what my girlfriend just said I don't have a girl But gave this a whirl Gnight all I'm now off to bed. |
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