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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: GUEST,The Truth Date: 08 Jun 04 - 09:43 PM No you're not! I AM!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 08 Jun 04 - 09:40 PM "CLOSE" to the truth!!!???!!! I AM THE TRUTH!!! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jun 04 - 09:36 PM Whoa! You're striking perilously close to the truth there regarding people's internet-addicted lives, Khandu. Maybe you should be crowned king after all... :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 08 Jun 04 - 09:27 PM This is disgusting!! Can we not manage some sort of decorum on this forum?? What the hell's wrong with you people?? Are you all so depraved / deprived that you must contrive something to celebrate just to escape the fact that you have miserable little uneventful, unfulfilled boring dreary lives? Well wake up & smell the pigshit! Face the reality!! You are alone, all alone, every blasted one of you!! Yes, go ahead, join in your futile little circle jerks, create your diversions from the futility of your existence! Go ahead! But remember this you wombat jisms, when you get your jollies off, the emptiness will resurface & you must find yet another diversion from your pathetic empty futile lives!! You disgust me & all my entourage to the point of drizzlin' shits!! Oh,here's hoping a grand b'day for you Spaw, my friend! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: GUEST,Jaze Date: 08 Jun 04 - 09:12 PM Happy Birthday, Spaw! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: bbc Date: 08 Jun 04 - 08:49 PM I'm glad you're still w/ us, dear. I can remember back to the time when we really feared we'd lose you! Love to you & Karen. Barbara |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Jun 04 - 08:14 PM Yeah, happy birthday, Spaw, and all that shit... But would ya look at the way Ronnie Reagan's jumped up in the Toypresidents' poll! Second place! Just 'cause he went from bein' a veg to bein' a stiff! Maybe if someone was to tell all the yahoos out there that Millard Fillmore's dead a lotta folks that couldn't stand him when he was alive would get all sentimental and vote for him. So, here it is: LISTEN UP PEOPLE!!! MILLARD FILLMORE IS DEAD!!! IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO MOURN HIS PASSING, PLEASE DO SO NOW!!! DO NOT SEND FLOWERS!!! VOTE FOR HIM ON THE TOYPRESIDENTS' POLL INSTEAD!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Bat Goddess Date: 08 Jun 04 - 07:35 PM Hey, Spaw! You may be a day older than me, but I'm prettier! (I share my B.D. with a BANJO player!) Have a grand day and don't forget to celebrate all month. BTW, ever see the film "The Virgin President" where the presidency has become hereditary and Fillard Millmore II is pecked to death in the White House aviary by an irate parrot so Fillard Millmore III is brought up from a bomb shelter a mile beneath Washington, DC where he's been kept since babyhood, to become the next Prez? Not on video, alas! Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Dave Swan Date: 08 Jun 04 - 05:43 PM Now remember, time spent on the couch being indulged on your birthday does not constitiute billable hours for LFPS. You've got to get out there and hustle to be lazy. Remember "At LFPS we're at our best when we're doing the least." So roll off the couch, bite me, and get back to work. Swan. The last healthy member of Lane Fielding Patterson & Swan Layabouts at Large and For Hire |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: darkriver Date: 08 Jun 04 - 05:36 PM Pat, Best wishes to you. Glad to have "met" you here. I voted for Millard milliard times. (And I do hope the toy company stands by the results of this most honest vote.) Doug |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: JenEllen Date: 08 Jun 04 - 04:57 PM How could I miss the chance to vote for Millard? Add another vote to the ever-growing pile, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY to another ever-growing...oh...you know....(you and my sister both turn 29 today!) ~yerJE |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: InOBU Date: 08 Jun 04 - 04:49 PM Happy B-day Spaw... hope ya get a licking to go with that ticking. Cheers Larry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:58 PM Where is that boy anyway Tweed??? Thanks for a great gift as Millard has overtaken TENTH PLACE and is still moving up!!! Keep voting, but thanks for putting Millard up there in the Top Ten!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:57 PM Okay, here's what ya do Mr Catsspawn...fer yer birthday: Get a bottle of warm beer. Lousy weak American beer. Maybe OKeefe or Coors or something. Take off all yer clothes. Take off the bottle cap and plug the hole with yer thumb FAST! Then shake it up REAL GOOD! NOw ram the bottle WAY up yer ass and remove yer thumb (yeah, I know it feels good in there, but do it anyway). WHAMMO! The jet of beer suds will blast yer innards all the way up to yer Eyeballs!!! What a rush!!! It won't stop ;yer farts, but it'll give them a whole new quality fer at leatst 24 hours. They'll be real bubbly. You might get kinda bloated too. What the flip! It's all American beer is good for anyways, eh? BDiBR |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: GUEST,Blackcatter Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:56 PM Happy Bday from one cat to another. feel free to rub against my face anytime. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: harpgirl Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:52 PM oops, I meant this girl: http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/index.asp?id=54276 Enjoy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: harpgirl Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:47 PM harpy burpday! Here is a picture of a girl you might like!http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/index.asp?id=48406 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Peace Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:44 PM Happy Hundredth Spaw. May the fart be with you. BM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:32 PM Geez; not another goddam birthday, how many are you going to have? Oh well have a happy one anyway Catflap. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: jeffp Date: 08 Jun 04 - 02:33 PM WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And saved the world from an attack of massive flatulence! Happy Birthday Spaw!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: CarolC Date: 08 Jun 04 - 02:14 PM In honor of the day, I'm watching my old copy of "Spaw Gets Spanked by Hard and Handy Andy Hardy". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jun 04 - 01:40 PM Yep.....Today is the day and my only wish is to put Millard into tenth place on the Presidential list! Only SIX votes to go at this point!!! The SpeedBoard group has got some voting going on and if we can just get a few from here as well we can place Millard into the TOP group!!! And the poor folks at Toy Presidents are going, "Say what???" And I a;ready promised I would not flare off anything if we succeeded! This is quite a sacrifice for me to make,Millard is worth it!!! VOTE NOW FOR MILLARD FILLMORE!!!! VOTE FOR MILLARD HERE Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: GUEST,MMario Date: 08 Jun 04 - 01:17 PM In deference to those who dislike b'day threads cluttering up the forum - I refresh this instead of creating a new one. Hippo spewpaw Birthboy DAY! no - that's not quite right - but did you notice Millard Fillmore needs only 12 votes to pass Jimmy Carter? so Happy fartday catspew! no - still not quite right... oh heck - felicitations on the anniversary of your natal day! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: InOBU Date: 27 Apr 04 - 08:14 AM remember cats, punctuation is everything, dont forget how the poster really put it... "...Andy Hearty get his," Hat, "blown..." keep on ticking Spaw Ouch Larry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Big Mick Date: 27 Apr 04 - 06:30 AM Fock 'im. He gets nothing from me but a kick in the 'nads, today and on his birthday. That is, if I can find someone to do it for me. I can't be endangering my Senior Partner status in LFPS, Layabouts at Large and for hire. Where the hell is Offer when you need him???? What a waste of bandwidth. Anyone got any paper?
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Rustic Rebel Date: 27 Apr 04 - 03:26 AM I've got a release from the Corn Porn Queen herself, sayin' Spaw can have any-ol' thing he wants, long as it is directly influencing all the young and up-risin' corn porn queens in the land. Let this honor fall on you Sir Catspaw (pervert) and lead you to a fullfilling life of lust and corn porn eating. Rustic-still bringing up sex and until I get some, will always be....bringing up sex, until I get some,...unless you Spaw, get it first. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Apr 04 - 01:52 AM WOW Bee-Dub!!! You actually have access to that series? Unreal!!!! Man, those are hard to find! I have a first printing of Wanky Spanky and a somewhat worn copy of Darla Diddles Herself but most of the others rarely show up anywhere! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Apr 04 - 01:43 AM Sorry, Spaw. Couldn't find Andy Hardy Gets His Hat Blown. How about a copy of The Little Rascals: Alfalfa and Buckwheat Cornhole Pete the Dog? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: CarolC Date: 26 Apr 04 - 11:02 PM ...or maybe "Handily, Ardy Gets His Hat Blown". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: CarolC Date: 26 Apr 04 - 11:01 PM ...or maybe "Andy Hardly Gets His Hat Blown". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: CarolC Date: 26 Apr 04 - 11:00 PM No, I think what Spaw is referring to is "Hard Andy Gets His Hat Blown". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 26 Apr 04 - 10:50 PM I am sorry to report the Spawzers long term memory needs replacement. Or maybe it has already been replaced with cheap foreign-made parts and that's the problem. A Family Affair (1937) Judge Hardy solves numerous family problems while working on a problem of his own - reelection. You're Only Young Once (1938) Judge Hardy and family go on vacation to Catalina Island. Marion falls in love with a lifeguard who turns out to be married. Judge Hardy's Children (1938) The Hardy family travels to Washington DC when Judge Hardy is called on to sit on a public utilities hearing. Andy teaches the French ambassador's daughter how to dance the "Big Apple." Love Finds Andy Hardy (1938) Andy strikes a bargain with Beezy: He'll date up Cynthia while Beezy is away for Christmas for the eight bucks he needs for final payment on his new car. Judy does some nifty scene stealing and sings, "In-Between," "It Never Rains But What It Pours" and "Meet the Beat of My Heart." Out West with the Hardys (1938) Judge Hardy takes the family to a friend's ranch where he attempts to help with a battle over water rights. Typical Hardy family adventures ensue. The Hardys Ride High (1939) The Hardy family is riding high when they learn they've inherited a fortune. But they return to earth much wiser after life hands them a few hard knocks. Andy Hardy Gets Spring Fever (1939) Andy falls in love with his drama teacher and writes a play in which he and Polly have the lead parts. Judge Hardy and Son (1939) Judge Hardy tries to prevent eviction of an elderly couple while Andy tries to find a girl to enter his essay in a contest when he finds out first prize for boys is a set of encylocpedias, but first prize for girls is fifty bucks. Andy Hardy Meets Debutante (1940) Andy has a crush on Daphne Fowler, America's Number One Debutante, who turns out to be a friend of Betsy Booth. Judy sings "Alone" and "I'm Nobody's Baby." Andy Hardy's Private Secretary (1941) Andy is so busy with extracurricular activities he flunks English and nearly misses graduation. Kathryn Grayson sings "Voices of Spring," "The Mad Scene" and "I've Got My Eyes on You." Life Begins for Andy Hardy (1941) Andy decides to go to New York and get a job in order to experience life before he commits to going to college. Judy sings "Happy Birthday to You" a capella (all of her songs were cut!) The Courtship of Andy Hardy (1942) In a custody battle, Melodie is about to become a ward of the court. Andy tries to help Melodie forget her troubles by taking her to a school dance. Andy Hardy's Double Life (1942) Andy finds himself in an awful mess when he thinks he's engaged to marry two girls! Andy Hardy's Blonde Trouble (1944) Andy gets involved with a beautiful blonde at college, but thinks she has a split personality. The Wilde Twins sing a bit of "Easy to Love." Love Laughs at Andy Hardy (1946) Andy thinks his life is over when Kay announces she's going to marry her guardian. Wonderful scene of Mickey Jitterbugging with a very tall Dorothy Ford. A very cute and young Lina Romay woos Andy and sings two songs (titles unknown). Andy Hardy Comes Home (1958) Middle-aged and married with children, Andy returns to Carvel on business only to get caught up in local politics. Videos: Only seven episodes are available on videotape; six from MGM/UA Home Video and one in public domain. Andy Hardy Gets Spring Fever, MGM/UA M201719 Andy Hardy Meets Debutante, MGM/UA M201717 Andy Hardy's Double Life, MGM/UA M201720 Andy Hardy's Private Secretary, MGM/UA M201718 Life Begins for Andy Hardy, MGM/UA M201716 Love Finds Andy Hardy, MGM/UA M201715 Love Laughs at Andy Hardy, Madacy Music Group HCV-3-6069 (and others) Regards, A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Apr 04 - 08:59 PM And here I was just hoping for a copy of Andy Hardy Gets His Hat Blown........................ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Tweed Date: 26 Apr 04 - 07:53 PM Yaz, I am one goofy stroker fore recircumsizin' this magogamation Spaw, and if thar is anyway thet I can dig up a good accordian and send it to you for yore birfday, you know it will be done. In fack I hereby put fourth a worldwide call to Mudcatter's (worlwide) to send as many old accordians az Spaw's front porch kin hold. An if thet is not enough, mebbe old banjos could be strung up along the eves obv the house up thar wif a small candle burning in each one obv them. Now thet would be a birfday present worvy obv all you do around here an would show the respekt an humblity thet you so retchy desalve. Hear Ye all MudHatters....Send Yore CasteOff Accordians and four Stringed Banfos off to Ohio C/O Catspaw49. It iz Hiz Birthday Soon So Don't be Recalcified or you Will Be Late. Cerebellat all Ye MadRattles, and Dance to the Music! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 26 Apr 04 - 07:49 PM Thank you, Tweed, fer startin' this thread back up a mere six weeks before th' anniverskary of th' blessed event. Thet will give me plenny of time t' come up wif a good pome fer when Spaw's real berfday gits here. It will prolly take me thet long t' come up wif words thet rhyme wif "asshole", "dickhead", "shitbird" an' "fuckstick". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Apr 04 - 09:53 AM Tweed, you really are a goof! The only thing dumber than this hread when we originally ran it is running it again!! A stroke of genius on your part and you are a guy who understands the value of a good stroke........... On the other hand, it gives Sinsull and my other loyal and devoted followers a chance to find just the right gift. This year I have been actively looking for two rare items. First, I'd like an original vinyl copy of Yoko Ono Sings the Best of Broadway. I understand her rendition of "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say No" is without peer. I'm also trying to find a copy of a book from the second Andy Hardy series titled, Andy Hardy Gets His Hat Blown. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: GUEST,MMario Date: 26 Apr 04 - 09:31 AM hard to believe 'Spaws b'day thread is coming up again - seems like it hasn't been a year since we were posting to it. Happy Un-birthday 'Spaw! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: SINSULL Date: 26 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM April 25th is my son't birthday. I knew it couldn't be Spaw's or I would have made the connection. June, eh? Gives me time to find a singing/dancing lobster or some such thing. SINS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Tweed Date: 25 Apr 04 - 05:05 PM HAW!! It's an un-birthday thread for that old fart bag, DougR. Thar are so many that love and revere Spaw we got to start runnin' it early so everbody will get a chance to take a poke at him. HAW, HAW, HAW, you danged conservative fellers is so gellible, I am in a constant state obv wonderation at it all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: DougR Date: 25 Apr 04 - 04:56 PM Hey, Spaw, I just saw this thread and missed your birthday. I hope you had a good one. DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Apr 04 - 12:45 PM Such disrespect. Shocking. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:49 AM Man those davits, then, Carol, and go stick a harpoon in the fat old sonofabitch!! Go, girl, go!! ;>)) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: CarolC Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:40 AM THAR SHE BLOWS!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: GUEST,William Shatner Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:36 AM My advice is...ignore this thread. Ignore it totally. It's like a speck of dandruff on the head of a stray dog. It has no redeeming value or purpose. It's a waste of your time. Only people that had no life could justify posting to it more than once. This will be my last post on this thread, because I have a life. My advice is, get one, people! ASAP. William Shatner p.s. Buy my books. You won't regret it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:29 AM I am NOT going to post to a thread that is so ridiculously off in its timing. C'mon!! No way!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Rapparee Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:21 AM Happy birthday. Now I can forget about it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Allan C. Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:50 AM IT IS ON JUNE EIGHTH, PEOPLE! Knowing me, I'll forget by then. So, happy birthday, 'Spaw. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: freda underhill Date: 25 Apr 04 - 04:30 AM ..and Happy Birthday to you, Catspaw!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Rustic Rebel Date: 25 Apr 04 - 04:20 AM Fuck you Spaw. not only have you brought a guest Tweed out of Tweedsburg, but you've managed to continue having a birthday thread that derails the loving holy Jesus fly bys. Fuck you- Fuck getting by with another year older-Just fuck it all. Lovin' you 'till you reach an age where your to tired to fuck, Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:53 AM I don't normally bother with birthday threads, but...... Have a good one , Pat, and have a free fart on me. RtS (rattle rattle rattle. Waddya mean, what's that? It's "Happy Birthday to You" [or maybe "Why was he born so beautiful..."] played on the washboard) |
